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tanks

tanks, not copying link tho, i want it to be on the page and you can click play

looooooooooooooooooool sorry ooh na some1 post an on facebook so i dumped it here i thot you mite like it oops

A couple decided to improve their relationship by being more romantic and listening to each other more.
one afternoon the man started calling his wife honey! i bought zobo come and get it before it gets warm and spoils, the woman was busy gossiping with her friends, she later retuned but the juice had expired, he started shouting you must finish these zobbos, i will not let you waste a drop of it useless woman she remembered their vow and took the drinks and drank them all, as she turned to leave she snapped her fingers and said you will regret this. meanwhile she was too busy gossiping that day and dint shower, the next morning she dint shower again and by evening her kitten juice had discolored, stinks and she doesn't even shave, she called her husband from the room honey! come drink my zobo before it gets warm and spoils, of course he dint listen to her cos he never does, he later returned to the bedroom and there she was with her leg wide open filled with expired pussy juice, she started shouting you must finish this zobbo, i will not let you waste a drop of it useless man. he finished the zobo and fainted.

you are one day and a kobo late
but i like how your title is so articulate

abeg please i read jst 1st and last page i no fit follow the story betwen pages so who is the chiks dad lool has he been bursted ?
posterr judging from your profile pic, your dad must be the agbalagbi of NL lol lukkin nice btw

all pictures on this page are re-posts lol @ two fighters tho

today at work woman said, i miss my family but i wish i have enough time and money to visit my children,  i said aww dont worry, i said where are you from she says nigeria i'm thinking with this your conc zimbabwe accent? so i asked where in nigeria? she says lagos, what part in lagos she says number 1 lagos my heart dropped out of my a$$hole, i couldnt beleive her lies so i decided on more interrogation so how is nigeria, she says not bad the rich stays rich and poor becomes poorer and to make matters worse the rich destroyed all the poor places and left lagos and some other decent place, i said oh thats bad, shes says where are you from, i said same as you nigeria she started stammering what did you mean same as me, did i say nigeria? i meant i'm from ghana you know west africa, its pretty much the same sometimes you can say i'm from ghana-nigeria, i said NO (making a frown/confused face) she hisses and walked away . i just started laughing loool

the love has obviously flew out the window

tell me about it i've had my share of fart embarassment as well.
i visited a friend who overfed me chicken, panini e.t.c, one day in lecture, finance class was most populated i was squashed somewhere in the middle, the night before, i downed double cheese cake with a whole 12 inch pizza. in class bodyodour and heat dint even let person think right, and dint realize fart was coming, i assesed the long row i was sitting in, it was overcrowded so i started rushing past people, as i got outside brap! i let one out then look around and there was one boy i really liked standing in one corner looking at me fake

eat yam everyday, not these oyinbo poraro yam tho some hard isu ewura will do the trick

maybe your not her type, in the club if a guys is on my case i'd just grab one of my friend and tell him we're lesbos, it turns em off instantly, they'll be like safe, respect. i'd laugh so hard

5p1naz:
seriously at poster, whats so romantic about this thread??

they don jazz him already its affecting him, shebi he recognizes the internet and still manages to post wait till its full blown madness

he proposed?? cool, nigerian guys are cheerful givers if they really like you, holidays and gifts are normal or did you expect anyless? cos you seem surprised, but i'm so proud of that guy, it contradict the stories i often hear about affairs with nigerians. why dyu feel the need to appreciate him just be yourself appreciation comes with your attitude. most importantly try and know him v.well whats his immigration status and family?

dats gd

yagbaboy1:
white + rose which one come b lucas hey na wao na so lyfe b. u dey talk sumtin anoda person dey talk anoda tin wey wey kunsyn wetin dey on thread

lool
that cos i read the whole thing and it was shyt, i got annoyed but still wanna be peaceful so i thot i'd share this weeks episode of eastenders   dont worry if he's from the UK he'd understand lool
@ poster still wants 10 min of my life back tank you

^tanks i use the yellow packaged ones its fine so far, but dont think i'd like to try that if it will tone my skin tho cos i'm a bit light naturally def dont wanna go lighter

^ yeh i understand but i dont even live in nigeria anymore but everytime we are in nigeria,- agage bread is more appealing to us and we prefer it to slice, dunno why lol tanks for info

2face sold his for around 2k as well of course people huffed and puffed about it but it still sold, since scavengers download it illegally they might as well give it hard to beautiful people that will buy it lol.it was 2face now 9ice, you will see how much those mohit thieves will price theirs

dominique:
[size=13pt]also saccharine and impurities. Agege bread = poison.[/size]

is it? some of us have been eating it for over 20yrs and my pareants longer and my grandpuba even longer and nothing do us, shold we stop eating it then

hahan, who give monkey banana wetin do an are you sure its his new look? maybe its just a magazine special shot or promotion abi whats new about that look. and how much did they rent that car

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271872.msg6422436#msg6422436 date=1279688416]according to the vendors and users, they(manufactures) have stopped making the brownish one. that one is the only one available both in beauty stores and online [/quote]is it? my local african shop havent had these ones i hope they upgrade tho

Lady Dee:
Hun, i dont think its toning you, i think it exfoliated all the dead cells away, hence, bringing up all the renewed natural skin colour.
When you stay in the sun too much without proper skin protection (suncream) you will get a tan/burn,
To get rid of your suntan just exfoliate lots and protect your skin, before you know it you have gone back to your normal skin tone,
That why i said dudu osun doen't tone otherwise, like you said it would have lightened you more than your original colour,

true. thinking of it now it didnt tone me altho i look brighter its just my original color especially that both my parent have been using it longer than me and truss me they are not toned

lawuyi:
Daaaaaamn, no b small thing o! To be honest i dunno why everyone's rushing to Lekki and the Ajah area, water issues plus road and traffic issues are waaay too major for me to take lightly, and i don;t see it improving short term
like someone said before i'd do the decent parts of yaba, sabo or even ebute metta first, 

ilu awon maami, no oh ebutte metta is not an option truss me lol i'd rather move to ibadan

^no never seen that before, what happened to the yellow packaged one

nigguhs

i'd choose yoruba for her cos my cousin yewande turned her name to wendy ever since she enter london, how yewande turn into wendy i dont know. one guy told me my name is Del i said you mean dele?? then he said yeh Deli i said your not subway just say dele

dennis dint die in the end, she survived the murder by lucas, the police kept her so he wouldnt try and murder her again and showed up at her funeral.

sorry but what are you doing to help your self, when we fall we usually know where we flop, go there and pick up the pices and try again you cant give up in life, there's hope.
my parents struggled at the beginning of their marriage as well, my mum nearly ran away but he never gave up and he made it in space of five hard years, there's a reason for everything in this life and God sees all your pain and you will come out on top if you beleive.

do you go to church when things are rough for me is when i have peace inside because i know whos going to win in the end cos God is my peace.

lanre teriba

Marhoski:
190 u miserable hypocrite, why are u bringing personal life in this forum, i beleive there is a thread for that. Few days ago u told me about your girlfriend and how u luv her,your no 1 and all that nd now u are here to woo another prey opps my bad? 4 sayin?? Well hope u come back to lie like u always do,womanizer. A player remains a player. It seems your thread 190 this was deleted.

dis post is retarded, openin a thrad to attack another user? space contain you well sha

^ .190 true. i still havent bled till today and so many cars have passed the road
                                                                                      lol i joke