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my friend likes my cousin but shes too shy, i decided to help the matter so i took pen and paper and wrote my cousin a love letter pretending it was from my friend, my mum was doing laundry and saw the letter she showed my friends mum they lived downstairs, her mum read it and started beating her she cried she was innocent and nobody beleives by this time all the flats were outside watching, she was confused cos she had no idea, then her mum was about to listen to her saying that shes confused what letter? i realized my cover will be blown so i started screaming over the innocent girl, you want to fall pregnant? bla bla her mom beats her more, i've been keepin this secret 4 over 10years i'm still gonna tell her someday, we were age 12 at the time jss2 if i say it was me they'd think i'm sly and my mums palm will wreck my face but i was just trying to help the young lovers lol

ogugua88:
one doesn't have to have intimacy to contract an STD, so shouldn't everyone play safe?

no
lol i joke

cheap publicity . she shud just wande coal it and sleep naked yakata if CNN no go carry it.

olodo

^^ what so you can jack off to it everynight?? why can't you just search google

first does anyone know how o upload a video on this forum that you can just click and play and dont have to click a link? how


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6PdyVrHO9g&feature=player_embedded

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^^ ode she be ghnanian
well shes not responed hope she hasnt done it, please reply if you can, God bless you. may i tell you a personal story of encouragement and inspiration?

female boss ov course, she'll be understandoing and when she decides to be strict i'll understand, but male boss all they know is, abeg gerrout, so how about dinner?, whats that your boyfriends name again? kmt

to me the first pic was taken with a camera phone, the second pic look like it was print screen from a tiny camera or webcam or a girl might invite him and leave her skype on to sort it out later lol

lagerback is back in switzerland? enjoying his fat salary and here you are impersonating him, i weep for ur mother

thats too small, my uncle bought a new car worth 2.5mn then the venue was up to 100k then the maalu and shyt. 2mn is too small only if you are on low income then thats understandable

i loveyou like nigerians love dunlop slippers

VPersie:
I hear parties are not about dancing but about getting drunk and have intimacy-in-clothes. What are the pros and cons of partying?

aww bless your little heart and i beleive its called dry humping
it happens when a nasty girl meets a nastier boy

patience ozuokwor

thats me when i'm on hols, my home friends are bums . @ OP i go to work, visit the bf, call and talk to my friends on skype but most usually stalking my cousin and going clubbing with him, i miss my friends roll on september

idogbo:
white roses do you mind me chatting with you on yahoo, hit me up on lovelypaulo2008

how do you know it was me before i posted

used to live there dont come here, its full of uneducated jamaicans who doesn't value their lives and ready to take yours, us african just they operate low on one side but i live in london now phew never going back into that sh1thole

Nike: CNN
Dayo: he's good generally and can fix almost anything
Gift: Shes Ibo
Gifti: She's yoruba
Love: pastors child
toyosi: danger shes a man eater
jeremy: rich family background
john: pastors son
yemi: busy body
tomisin: easy going
jimi: down for whatever thats fun
Dolapo: party animal
femi: cool dude
lola: all the boys sweetheart
adija: witch

Gbenro: the fool
Onome: always broke
Nkechi: hard dont mess with her
Chichi: the cute girl
sunday: houseboy
Ndubuisi: typical ibo usualy has stenghth
Ada: can beat all the boys in the class
mariam: rich alhaji daughter
grace: the only normal girl around
saheed: trouble maker
sotonye: lone ranger from porthacourt 
twins: one is loved and one is usually hated

Sade: simply attractive
mayowa: spoilt
Bola: gold digger
funke: random girl
Junior: posh boy
segun: nobody likes him
tayo: subjected to bulling
banji: class clown
david: class captain
ayomide / aramide: shes classy and reserved

Doyin: Sexy
anyway
6 years at Federal government college ikirun, met all sorts of nigerians that there is and that is what i learnt lol

Tope: they are usually razz but attractive in a way
Aanu / Iyanu: Ode of the group
Teju: Flirt
Tejuboy: Cute and a ladies man
Jumoke: fun fun fun
wunmi: everubody admires her
Yomi: pro$stitue and a flirt
Bose :uncool girl, very boring
Akin: the random guy
Seun: they are the attention of their mates
Dupe: pretty
Bisi: likes to gossip

manoy:
Haba,DOYIN,  E BE LIKE SAY U GET SOMETHING FOR WANDE COAL.

please nobody laugh at at this, promise you wont

i have a conffesion to make *Ahem* I use to love MoHit and i always fantasize of joining their band like the Olivia of G-unit. i liked wande coal, then one night i dreamt that i was walking in lagos, the street was a megacity and had lights and skyscrapers, then a black hummer filled with all mo'hit apart from dbanj parked beside me, then wande coal said come in i'll make you a star, i got in and realized he's not who i thot he was, i was in love with what i imagined him to be, as i ran i heared him tell dr.sid catch her! she musn't escape i ran to a corner and one man helped me raise alarm and they fled. I swear this is true i had this dream last summer  
so yeah manoy thats why i'm on his case like this lol but i dont dislike him cos of the pic and no one shouldn't.

poor guy he was doing so well, that girl if na lepa or oroboh she bad oh! literarily and her reward is here on earth

how you wan make i read that essay but stay positive

Brownteeth:
I wish it was d'banji's unclothed pix that was exposed. This guy has been boasting in his songs about how great he does the koko. I wish we had the chance to see what he has been using to boast all the while.

i'm very sure his anaconda as he claims is probably very tiny, long maybe? but i'm sure its tiny. if he has it big he wont dwell on it so much, people go on about the things they are lacking most and wish they have. but i'm sure he's thanking his star it wasn't him

Juwon volunterred for the police to catch pro$titues.
There was this woman who was a pro$titute and lived with her grandmother, but she didn't want her granny to know, so she sneaked out every night.
One night he someone giving her money, and she was arrested.
The next day he lined up all the love-peddlers in town for questioning, when the granny saw her granddaughter and said "Why are you queuing up?" The granddaughter said "er, we're lining up to buy some oranges" the granny said, "oh I like oranges" and joined the queue.

When Juwon got to the granny he asked her "You're very old, how do you do it?" so the granny replied "Oh its easy dear, I just take my false teeth out and suck 'em dry!" Juwon fainted

Juwon aims to be a M.doctor when he grow up, a day work experience was arranged for him by his teacher uncle efo.
A woman was in hospital and gives birth to a child. Juwon promptly snatches up the child and starts swinging it around his head by the umbilical cord.

"You're killing my baby!" screams the woman

By now he is smacking the baby against the wall, and the mother is understandably hysterical,

"My BABY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AHHHHH"

With a sickening crack the doctor smacks the baby on the floor, and hands it to the woman

"YOU'VE KILLED IT" she screams. Juwon replies;

"Only winding you up madam. You had a miscarriage"

A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce.
The boy working there told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his Manager, "Some t**ser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the Manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on
their feet here.

Where are you from son?"

"Originally from Marina sir," the boy replied.

"Why did you leave Marina ?" the manager asked.

The boy answered, "Sir, there's nothing but pro$titutes and footballers there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Marina , "

Juwon replied "No *****! thats awesome" . "Who does she play for?"

son of a poor man don land himself for trouble he will rot in jail

sorry