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obadiah777: there is no such thing as a good girl. its an illusion that so many of you chase. the heart of man is wicked who can know it. a good girl is someone who gets everything she wants in a man. thats the only way a girl is good. if you satisfy every single desire she has. if you dont satisfy every siingle desire she has then she will be a bad girl to you. what are her desires ?

1- you are funny and exciting to be around.
2-very presentable so she can show you off
3-very rich or enough money to buy everything she desires
4-your segz game must be optimal. break it down in the bedroom like a pro. make her scream and purr lol

if you dont combine all 4 of these ? you aint getting no good girls. good girls are not born. they are created and thats game i just dropped on you lol

ounce of truth but not quite. Good girl is a loyal girl. Like me All those 4 you mention were present in my relatonships with my man and when its time to settle down all these weird family issues came to surface i nearly called the wedding off and ran away but I stayed loyal, i'm not a coward, I chose him and so I stand by my decision good or bad, i keep trusting God

YOU DINT UPGRADE NONI, men like a woman that's on point in all means necessary he thinks you dont desrve it noni. Even if na deeper life you dey attend if you still have that shiznit, you'll get that bill from ur man

-Did the virus feel good in your system, my lady?
-Yes indeed my king

Yummy Edward is hottt!!

I remember visiting Naij, drove an automatic and it was hell, i must have received approximately 20 swear words I was so discouraged I know you have to be faster in naij so in a built up area I was doing 40 mph unlike 30 mph that i'm used to it was still too slow for them. Then at lagos Ibadan express way, rather than doing 50mph but i swear people were doing over 100 my heart could only take 70mph my intestine rising up and down I nearly threw up but people were still horning loudly beep beep beep As soon as I got to my street i started doing over 80mph cos I was so pissed off then people started cursing again -_- I dint realize the eruku was awoof. By the time I got home the white car was tinted brown Never again! In conclusion no one should call me from naij that someone died from car crash please, you shouldn't be running that fast!! Because it'll break my heart that that fellow committed suicide

I just stopped going the members are gossipers and hates / are jealous of one another. I now attend a new church and i can tell you its all love . Describing my old church in one word Good/yeye members my new church Good/encouraging members

Did they seize her bleaching cream at checkpoint ni or she forgot it in lag God don catch am

Inaki ni wa ori igi naani ao maa gbe thats the story

ignis: Nice one... But the lady is not holding the blokos well.

See as him dey hol her bobby like say na coins

Boll2010: Wetin concern me........my own be say make I pump her....... she get belle.......make I care for her durin labour,durin pregnancy,cook her sumtymz wen less busy......den I pray for her all thru the delivery....I gez v done my part God shld do dat......no one care for a wack doctor......n she beta push n spread dos legs well......cuz if we dey fu!ck sef she dey open wella.......excuse no for her not to open legs n push.....jah guide my upcomin wife thru the delivery!! Deal with it ladies.....I also vibrate sumtyms wen gushin out those SPE!RMS

shey werey leleyi ni iru ase ofo wo ni monkey eleyi n so ti kodun this might be a mad man that walked into a cyber cafe I suggest he gets banned immediately!!

are you trying to build an Esu shrine or what anyway First to gboriwole

Poison means fish in French

Maybe she's on a depressing form of birth control. I had the implanon I literally ran mad towards my hubby

My ex for don blow me igbaju left and right, ex gini She has to pack her bags or pray with you. You sir, is a very gentle man

normal , if you itch with foul smell immediately after you clean it's a simple or complex sti . Nothing antibiotics won't take care of but change partners or use condom

Owojuigbe - Money over Prestige
Adigun - Soldier / ruling hierarchy
Shonowo - Witches of Honor
Shonekan - Witches of Home from faraway
Shokeye - Witches took all the glory
Shobiyi - Witches gave birth to this
Olofin - palace and kinsmen
Olofinluyi - Palace made royalty
Olofinjana - Royalty left his throne/post
Aragbaye - Great lightning
Atobatele - We were already kings in the past ( Generations of kings and Royalties)
Igbalaye - Time is life
Igbalaye - Christ World redemption (Good one)

randwise: No mind the ugly mule jawre.. She is beautiful enof..

5points: shut up! Im sure u are ugly.

you are the one with the ugly hearts to open your mouth and call another ugly, because I said she is pretty so I dont know why you animals are tripping! Check my freshly done acrylics, you aint seen nothing fresh as this, im sure. So I would like you to read between the lines which means Fkuc YOU!! I know they don't have my type in your local area and you are used to stanky hos and house girls but not all Nigerians are ugly ok. People like you are plenty here in london looking like HIV infested thieves, typical. Run along and dont ever quote me again we are not mates

She's beautiful in her own rights but she's just like any regular teenager or small looking adult, is this thread a joke or something If its that I should be a super model then
Her dress sense too is subzero, that vest, that short dress, that gbeske top nothing quality that i can see, it's like you are disgracing her if you ask me. Let her just be herself instead of posting these. She's pretty though, african barbie for real. I'm shocked at the low quality photos you want us to judge,it doesn't enter scale so your question is void

adexsimply: I have never made a counter withdrawal..maybe cheque sha ..but I wouldn't think twice about it if I have to do it



I really hate going to banks

Which kind of Gay text style expression is this? Nitori Nairaland eya gele skontolo this is nonsense and stupid

most vip caskets are made of traditional gold and iroko no fit burn that easy

beautiful, but him mama died why cant he show some respect n name her yetunde/yejide (in igbo of course) whats aliona? but shes a little cutie tho like her mama

air crash in naij is a spiritual covenant with satan some leaders made

jmoore: You are in a relationship with a mad man.

Jesus! Fear dey catch me are you for real? I mean he went to university, works and all so I ruled out any mental disorder. Like now I have like 12 unread message from 12pm but he'll still send more on top! Sometimes if i dont reply in a whole day he'll get so depressed but i know for sure he is afraid of me leaving him

Gosh I how wish i know and can quote the Bible like this?! From christian home but i feel lost

spongeback: Wetin concern independence and nakednéss ?

Ilu tibaje !!
she looks ratchet, tacky and retarded. Who is she anyway? is she a yoruba actress or something her face doesnt look fluffy at all, she looks like one Idaya girl that sells zobo in my fathers office back then in ojoh barracks