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oceantide:
let NYSC be scrapped since we can't maintain it the way is was instituted

bad idea it's the only way some people can claim that they have experience, if you havent done something before hand you can hardly get anywhere, strict no experience no job policy is common in nigeria

the nigerian soldier. He has no fear! doesn't know what love means!! and not hesitant to blow off an invaders head!!!
please give it up for one of the people that has made nigeria safe for you an me. Field captain Dudu Abdulmalik.

like our gateman would say, kangun kangun kangun naija a kangun sibikan, our fakeness is too much, if they dont change in this country with time lesser countries like zambia will catch up with nigeria and leave us behind, the giant will become the last with this fakeness that has swallowed the country. what is fake NYSC now has their head turned upside down?

thanks, closer at the crown, i know what it is lol cheers

lol

bibs:
A bungalow on a plot of land with swimming pool in front. Asking price, N350,000.00 (Negotiable). Please hurry while offer last.

i'd pay you a million to get the property off sale, person can catch aids from dat water one swim in it you're bald for life

^no the land is moist lol

first question should be what drives her into joining the army.

xterra2:
Most people say NO But y?
What if she is very sexy and beautiful

our neighbour mama onome is a soldier and def not sexy and can never be they have panelbeated her body shes like a man i swear, last time i went to visit her she said help me cook something i opened her fridge na beer full inside lol but love they say conquers all if person love soldier make person marry soldier

dat pic is the truth lol
da man is gravely ill no need to waste any more money lol abi

oludashmi:
Have you heard Dora's part of the story concerning relationship with her family before your conclusion? People will say this and even worse about you no matter how try for them especially when you rise to become a public figure. Dont be surprised what Dora will list to have done for them if she tries to reply based on relaltionship but people (Africans) are never satisfied.

abeg no mind them, the boy even sound retarded, Dora stepped on abomination land, she brought soldiers, does he expect her to show up alone with no security dem nor fit kidnap her? abomination land my foot.

this amala took the life of our first cousin but its impossible for yoruba to stop eating amala lets just pray we eat the right ones

that boy is one selfish thief, all his lamentation is based of vague rubbish, i still havent read anything solidly bad that Dora did, corpse fell down soldier beat mourners abi whats all that ranting. he's a clever little guy. when my dad opened his law firm , everybody sent their sons with ond in yoruba to come and work, one said "maami ebawon soro mo ti ra sweet" he meant "suit" and he wants to be a legal assistant. The only thing they could do is either a driver or messanger so my mum sent them back. since then everybody thinks we are horrible, its been one disagreement to another. all these nephews and families should not be mistaken for people that can help you to progress, they are not. that dora's nephew probably wants to hold a position as well but this woman obviously has her standards

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We have been married for about 6 years now, we are both carrier people.
3 children,  A house help who take care of all the house-work.

To be honest with U guys, I am starved sexually - maybe about average of once in a month.
On a good time 2ice. 3ice/month has been very rare.

We have TALKED, TALK,& still TALKING.


wow this is well enough to file for a divorce, once a month? she be lorry driver abi why is she always tired

h&m what sort of audience in lagos do you wish to target, but i kinda like zara as well, have you looked into lipsy, axparis n topshop? that will do your business so much good and dont worry about price they will buy it all in nigeria esp abuja and lagos, they will pay hundreds of thousands for a cute dress, my cousin did a 150k lace front wig her dad bought it, i nearly passed out isnt a tokubo car 150k? anyway good luck.

madlady:
@Inked_Nerd, , who is she really, is she that rapper's girl ( I do not do celebs ).

I want to see what see looked like before the buzz, maybe I can do it, I am fedup with hair.

me too, i'm going to try a short cut buh def not like amber i can't pull that off anyone knows a trick to rihanna cut without looking like a cancer patient, can you add a bit of extension somewhere that blends

kiss me muahh
razz naija girls

they are b1tches. when a company starts earning too much they should reduce prices a lot, but in naija when they are making super normal profit is when they become stingier and really go hard to even make more, oju won ti fe sowo. t-mobile uk are making too much the free minutes and saver package they have is unbeleivable you sometimes feel sorry for them but mtn keeps taking and taking

^ oh tanks they dont have dat in UK, was gonna maybe order online before lol. feels so embarassed she says all guess. i thot it was orgsm or suin

lmao i luv dis poster if it was certain boy i know he will tear his cloth and break down her door to make hot luff to her

^^ are you all speaking english? cant understand a thing

oh jerusalem ye have no bosom but thy chest shalt be embellished with the finest of Gold

be thankfull, can yours beat this, fgc 2001, i was in a school cultural dance for end of year and graduating class, backstage the  people dint tie my own wrapper very well i knew it but things were clumsy everyone's stressed so i sharrap, we danced and huffed and puffed, i was doing so well and all of a sudden i felt a cold breeze accross my chest, i stared down and saw my two little bosoms i thought they were puff puff  until i saw n1pples  i looked at iya yoruba the leader and she gave sign that i should fix up and continue, i started sweating and my armpit started to itch, my head was blagged i couldnt remember the lyrics or where they are, i lost the dance rythm too, it was a disaster, when it was over of course i dint know, until they were matching away so i quickly matched along as well and people laughed, i got to my seat and no one said a word, a female copper came to console me that i tried and hugged me, i felt so much better but i will never forget that day!

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Nymph node:
WHEN IS THE ANNUAL AWARD NIGHT?

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follow follow is the worst habbit on nairaland, especially among the girls they like to lick each others a$1$ well well

pls i dint read so if i sound ignorant forgive me but to hell with their heads, they will behead any nigerian in their country that carry weed abeg cut their neck

Pablito:
I’m definitely happy and proud to be part of this forum. Thanks a lot. My only request/concern is that fellow Nairalanders should show decency, respect and civility in choose our words. It's embarrassing to refer to a follow Nairalanders as  or STUPIT, simply because of varied opinion on an issue. We should appreciate and express love for each other and for our fatherland. May be, you should consider introducing language code.

i can handpick people that spoils this forum one by one, they made it so razz you cant even refer it to anyone, if someone says nairaland berra say wetin be that?? those people spoilt it for me, i once posted a joke, a girl dint find it funny she said i should shoot myself i was looking for deactivate account immediately what sort of monkey banana people dey here, the lowest of the low but its a useful forum some cool ppl are here

heck no. i hope any of my friends never catch me using this! i only come here when i'm away from uni cos i'm bored but once skl starts i'm so caught up with work,studies and friends i dont even remember it exists but its great forum and some kl people i opened in 2006 trying to find cheap flight to naija lol

theres no way you can tell without a test, but after 8 weeks and still hasnt taken a test: you will start having fever and
1.whatever you do, all you wanna do is just sleep even if you had just woken up
2. second sign is glowy face
3.missed period.weight gain on hips and chest
4.morning sicknes
5. then you cant keep a meal down without throwing up.
6. then u feel like eating certain something which you usually dont have
7.visiting the bathroom to pee every five minitues
8.mood swing like shouting to a simple question and quickly realizing how crazy you had acted
9. stomach bloating, which might reduce later before pregnancy bump starts (pregg bump feels hard)
10. crying at simple offence / and always finding urself saying something crazy like asking your boyfriend if you'd eventually get married lol
11. hungry as heck, and being tired of being sick , 

^ all this happens at once after 2month, pregnancy is crazy

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^ lol av you seen patient ozoukwor in america? its meant to be int'l and story line was lame, the supposed white people were pakistanis wey e nor sabi english

lagos

[quote author=i-JAY link=topic=487949.msg6486993#msg6486993 date=1280598592]i can imagine certain house members saying 'not again' whenever this dude wants to speak.[/quote]yes they know him they actually dont mind the humour he bring, everytime he drops one they laugh for approx 2min that good lol