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These are Gods people they gots shine it's a covenant

Cute

^oh ye of little faith

How I miss Nigeria of the 90's, back then that governer go enter with 200 man o war and 100 mopol wey go use koboko to discourage your life as they run along clearing the way for Him!
The governor will proceed to the stage pretending he can't see the flogging but he's smiling and cursing your mothers inside
Thank God for social media age sha any governor that flogs will regret it lol

Keneking:
"23 weeks old foetus who was removed from the mother’s womb, operated upon and returned to the womb to heal and continue to grow until the baby girl was born at 36 weeks.

- so ordinary five months old child...that he treated for coccyx and returned back to base...that's why they are celebrating abi"

By the way, is the child delivered now, I mean born?

Incomplete story everywhere, small success celebration and media hype sef

Lalasticlala sef

You are a cancer on this thread Lala please come and remove this tumour of a comment !

How things have changed , since when are Nigerians called Andre and Cameron ? They should put their real names Ndubuisi & Chisom

Twitter is on fire and Black IG is angry about video vixen Maryiah's choice of costume for Halloween 2016. She is dressed as a breast cancer patient!
The model is getting backlash due to her insensitive attitude about her costume. A source revealed that the model was warned by colleagues attending the club together but the hardened model doesn't give a hoot and only care about seizing the chance to show off her naked body which she thinks is banging.
She was seen drinking the night away and asking men to touch her 'cancer'
Breast cancer has left many hopes shattered and causes thousands to be in severe pain and stigma.
This face is really the face of ignorance
Source IG @saintlifestyle

Receive your healing in Jesus name Young man . No weapon formed against you shall prosper . Once you are healed this is the end of such in your life and no form of weird illness shall trouble you , I decree by the power of the almighty supreme God who has the authority over all things that you are made whole, Amen.

She shouldn't have pointed finger so directly at the man that's a bit rude and she deserved the bit of humiliation. Yes obj made mistakes but the doors he opened for many as a typical naija man who watches others back is undeniable . Fact is he let y'all lay hands on naija delta freely as an independent business which I doubt that such opportunity can arise again in Nigeria. Normally only an oligopoly company will stand a chance in western countries. She better be thankful that she was in the right place at the right time . Otherwise she stands no chance ever. Now that Amala politics is over and the government eyes are now opened I wonder what opportunities the people have left

Why are so many people hailing him :/ are they going to get paid or is it poverty that has scatters their brain like so
I did not know that our youths are that foolish. I'm sure Some of them haven't eaten that day! instead of them to frown at their oppressors they are honouring him .
I don't know which is worse between some Nigerian and Indians. They are the same sort of losers. This one has passed illiteracy is a disease smh

Lastly

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Its that time of the year again when Heineken Nigeria brings out the stars , models, Fashion designers and enthusiasts to witness the fashion presentation of some of the biggest fashion labels in the country known as Heineken Lagos Fashion & Design Week.

Our team was live at Day 1 &2 to bring you the top 10 captivating street style by guests and celebrity! Share your thoughts in the comment section below.
Source : IG @saintlifestyle

Meanwhile Zara Buhari
Source : found on instagram @saintlifestyle

Aisha was on her way to a meeting in Brussels this earlier this week and it was reported that her outfit by an int'l fashion house Ferragamo costs $2600 .
Isn't that a little too much ? That's N1.2MN
Dint realise the First Lady had it in her lol
Meanwhile , Zarah Buhari shared a new photo on periscope shortly after rocking big labels from shirt to shoes.

Ekasan n'ile l'oko oo. It's been a while since last log in NL.
Please what is zombies and who are the Afonjas . Is that two more new terrorist group or something? Thanks

Oloriburuku omo ale ti won ba bi iya baba e olofo da reveal your identity. Personally, I will make sure you die in kirikiri . I'm sure you dint even attend the night public school your parents enrolled you to ,otherwise you will know rape is an unjustified crime .
Razz tout oshi, don't bother quoting me I won't read or reply an animal like you.

MNDY:
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I am a guy becoming a man and I will be required to kill a snake someday, and I may be unable to do it due to my unreasonable fear for that creature! Except if I'm able to do it afar off!

where in sambisa do you hail from

My own school mother teju amusan came to my class and said to follow her to domitory during a long break.
i know no say she been wan bang me , on this particular afternoon , she tried kissing & touching so i ran, na so she follow me go joy room, go matron room, pin me down for yemi room & finally she lay on top me, but she did nothing & freed me . Olorun lo yomi lolol . Later she told me say her toto don dey hot for agric teacher since & she just wanted it lmao

since you guys are experts can anyone help my friend. Her new man wants to chook every night and morning ( 2 - 3 rounds each) is this a normal behaviour ? thanks

yes but you know say oodua pikin like people wey dey listen so just pay their dues and they will even pray for you. Shugbon to ba n jupa juse you are in OYO !
im talking from experience

Mom007:
Please sister, am not understanding this your story. After karma helped you get even with the guy you still went ahead to date him? Smh

This is why most naija girls are single and bitter at 35 . Ladies we need to wait, listen, watch, and pray. Its not everyday we go carry fire for head. This guy and I are head over heels in love and are getting married in March. Thank you for your concern sha. I no be a mumu girl , stalking tiger is not afraid #watch&pray

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waistbead:
JUST NEGODU KWETION (question )..














Nonsense and ingredient ..

Orieburu
if you cant help move the Bleep on

Mines a bit similar.
A very hot guy asked me out. After a couple of date, i was meant to meet him up at 7pm at his yard. I got there at 7:30pm and he started talking down on me and said you know what? Why dont you leave I have my time planned out , you were meant to be here at 7pm.
Immediately he turned me away, i bursted into tears because I feel very insecure about my look at that time i was a bit chubby although i was considered attractive by some.
Everybody knows US weather is drastic and within 20 minutes it already turned dark and I was scared .
As i wept he sat me down and i caught him smiling at my predicament
I got up and left feeling deflated .
This guy dint know that I ride a nice car and my pad is hot.
Oneday, I threw a birthday party and he came as a mogbo moya guest, apparently his friend also told him who my "father" was bla bla bla.
He was acting proud at first but then he talked to me and took advantage of the vibe. We slept on same bed that night and Today he lives with me.
We fell in love naturally and the respect is there but whenever i remember his behaviour when we met, i feel some type of way :/

Ok so I prefer to do my weekly cooking early in the morning as early as 6am so that by 10am my kitchen is dusted and the freezer is full.
Right now I plan to cook tomorrow but my Fiance said he is coming to have dinner at mine soon! I have an Egusi that i froze three weeks ago. Can I thaw it and use it? Will this be okay to eat ?
I have new red stew and smoked turkey to go with it.

I know it will not taste fresh but i dont want to give him diahrrea.
I cant cook now cos I plan to be productive with my time till about 10pm tonight.
So, can I serve this Egusi soup frozen from 3 weeks ago. Its still edible to eat or not? It has stock fish and smoked prawn if that helps lol.
( I live overseas some of you know that we dont always eat fresh or cook daily)
Im waiting for your input from experience. Thanks

As a nairaland family lets support and promote him. Tiwa n Tiwa!
Lalastica do the needful please

Rukky can bleach for Africa whats the point of extreme bleaching when no one likes the idea ? She isnt impressing anyone. Not anyone with sense anyway

Guys stay motivated and dont quit until you find a new job.

Malaika Mimo! he had gone to meet Jesus as a saint. Jehovah sees all that we do and could spare his life. Our thoughts are different from Gods thought. Maybe the Earth is a condemned kingdom of hell, there might be a paradise of saints enjoying somewhere. Afterall, an average human contemplate suicide once in a while. So dont laugh at this man in this condition for when he fell he arose again