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Welcome Onyibaby! May the LAND NAIRA you! , so, what can we do for you?

Life is for every one and for oneself, thats what they say, not just life, mouth is for every one and for onself too, Na you get your mouth, talk as you like, at least, relieves you of mouth odour . Imagine someone to come here and just write up a story just to decieve people here! ok, may be you got it all wrong, you posted this in a wrong forum sub-head, should be posted in JOKES either! if not, give us proof of you interview by skysport, at least sky sports do have website . Next time look before you leap!

Get married or die trying!

Hi lady, designing logo is not a big deal, if you know a nice graphic artist or creative mind in graphic design, you can give him/her the name of your business/company to design a logo for you, or better still, give me you company name and concept of how you want your logo to be like, I could help you out, meanwhile, printing the business documents and staioneries is the BIG part, the Invoice, Receipt, Card, Letter head and others will must carry your company logo, you have to see printer for that! and me offering the logo for you for free better hurry up while my FREE stock last

@tonisafe22:

Do you really exist?
Just kidding

"Tonisafe22 is cool, beautiful, intelligent, sociable, God fearing etc" what are the ETC? can you still list! sorry I dont even know what I am may be I can learn from you!

Wait a munite guys, Seun never proclaimed to be an atheist or even a deist, I'll say He's is somehow confused on which to choose! could someone ask him which he belongs, I think I have little questions for him

Even here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-4959.0.html He never agreed to be one! i guess he's looking forward to choosing one, when he finally made up is mind, I have some questions for him IF he proclaimed to be an ATHEIST , so Seun, your choice!

Seun:
If I get rich, would I prevent my children from getting married to "poor" people who love them very much? No. But you know, the suspicion will always be there that this boy (or girl) is just after my son's money (or my daughter's money).

@Rhodalyn: What do you have to say to that as a MOTHER?
Would TRUE love exist in such relationship?

Just as the life is, expecially in this part of the world/continent we are, No one loves a NOBODY! If you are NOBODY, forget it! but if you are SOMEBODY, everybody will love you which is too bad

pearldrops:
let me guess? first two to be picked is SUEN AND Whitesoftx CONGRATULATIONS my dear the rest go make your self up

Pearldrops! Thats my baby


And the winner is

here I am 

Oh my Gawd!

@Outcast!
you publicly call R.Kelly a rapist? and compliment him with good music? ha Naija pple!

What? who is leading? Me ofcourse

# wot is Sex? Sex is a sensation
caused by temptation wen a man put his location
in a woman's destination. Do you get my explanation?
or do you need a demostration?#

I'm not as nasty as u think!, its just a text message

ocho:
i just visited the site kennismusic.net and

and what

Do you smell it? what THE ROCK is cooking!!!

It Doesn't Maaaaaatter

THE ROCK!!! thats my all time Favorite WWF Wrestler!!!

@Maxi
What ,   you  , Yeee "can continue and improve on current policies and reforms" what stand do you have in good governance and development? men! dont you know we are all affected by the virus named "CORRUPTION" in Nigeria? even Nigerians outside are affected . Forget that and do what you know doing best bro! or do you have a polical career? or you are a politician? better dont try to bribe us here to be you MEN! . Just kidding bro! but you should understand how the virus "CORRUPTION" works and we need a very active ANTIVIRUS to detect and REMOVE it, or should we quarantine anybody affected? guess you are affected too, me not exception! guy, we got a long way to go!

@Eastcoast

Yes Ma'am I got you

We can not be here and read you guys chew each other around

@inferyn
I think lioness deserves a light apology for that, remember I'm not part of the admin but 'life is for everyone and "for one's self"'.

@lioness
sorry lady. If he really gets on your last nerver, why don't you UNDO it and change to the first nerve instead

One Love Nairaland

We can not be here and read you guys chew each other around

@inferyn
I think lioness deserves a light apology for that, remember I'm not part of the admin but 'life is for everyone and "for one's self"'.

@lioness
sorry dude. If he really get on your last nerver, why dont you UNDO it and change to the first nerve either

One Love NL

@Eastcost

whats your point of view, are you the judge!

@Inferyn and lioness

do you guys want to turn this part of the forum into a boxing ring
ok! Bring it on! I'm here to judge your points. just kidding guys, you dont have to start digging on each other! Together Everybody Achieve More (thats what they called TEAM) and learning never ends! go guys!

@micklplus

Think you are right, but you know what? on behalf of other mates, please get us their contacts (their PERSONAL e-mails addy, gsm numbers) so we reach DIRECTLY to them for better advice and critics.

waiting for the contacts

Want love? then go any online dating site, here? No way! I dont think you can find one here! Ma'Bad!

SOLIDARITY

Single

Ordinary

Liable

Independent

Deadly

Alliance

Reason

Influence

Treasure

Youthful

Celebrities maariage never last, do they?

Have you seen SHREK (Movie) before, there the DONKEY let you know how celebrity marriage is

They dont, simply because of PRIDE. tell them to go to hell with their pride. It Sucks!

@dafman

who exactly are you refering to? did you read the post before yours? is it the 5 star guy, the 3 star guy or the NONE star, sorry the one star guy

Considering the distance, does she come all the way to check on you or for something else? if for you, yeee! SHE LOVES YOU, for something else or holidays, SHE LIKES YOU. writing you is not an issue, you can write to JUST friends & relatives 1001 times a day, expecially on net (emails) so, the rest is left to you to find out and tell us so we can help you more!

@Z4M4eva

Yeah I got, check my profile and see, but promise no YELL now you got reason to pick me
ALL HAIL ME! the HOTTEST BABOON of NL ;, But no be me urgly pass sha o!

You said you want the HOTTEST right , so why settle for less
you pick me and know why later!

Looking for the Hottest Male HOTTEST is my middle Name. Dont settle for less!

Pick me NOW before I change my mind!