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martho:
i shock

why u shock now

martho:
what do u mean"what do i do". . .there r millions of plump girls on d street. . .u no sabi woo!

I fear o

Rihanna is just too cute,dt babe has an innocent-like different and unique kinda beauty.

Didnt know the look this alike o.

It makes a little sense though but i dont wish to marry a person till i love him but marry the one i love.

Pharoh:
Please move this to the jokes section , Nairaland always makes me laugh like a baby.

I doubt it oo , How is your day going?

Seconded , How are you doing?

i am fine jare.how was ur nite?hpe kul.

Shola2009:
Hw is this romatic??

Kidnapping is romantic now isnt it.u no de way de kidnappers touch the kidnappees is very romantic.

boy1:
As big as anaconda. . .i swear 2 God,i go give u k-leg.

u sure or na only mouth u get.dts how u go dey make mouth at the end of the day,u no go perform.

Ha ha ha ha.i don die.laughs my sexy ass off.this shd be moved to the jokes section.

boy1:
yeah!i'd love 2 stick my big dickk in your hole. . .Did i say something. . .

realy.how big is it?wud love 2 give u a dirty slap till u scream i don die

Aloy~Emeka:
They are lying; Rita is even darker now than she used to be. I know her elder brother personally and he is lighter than Rita. Nollywood pictures really don't do justice to these people. I think she looks haggard and older in pictures than in person.

u seem to know al the celebrities o.read it in one thread too dt u know p sqaure too na wao.

michelin.i thought Rita was fair naturally but she seems to be getting lighter these days sha.

boy1:
say something crazy. . .

u are crazy.is dt crazy enuf?or u want more.

THE-AMAKA:
lol
the topic is old anyway.

The topic is old yeah.but D banj wud still continue to be a randy fellow.The koko master himself.

wetin concern me concern D banj love life.I dont give 2 fcks about him or his love life.the guy is a randy fellow.always goin after girls,he shd not go and settle down.let him be enjoyin his kokolets.

rita@NL:
Have you seen her in a movies lately ? she looks like a pig ,she's added so much weight. I think Bukky wright is the most beautiful actress, she's alwayz in shape. she 's an epitome of a beautiful actress not all those girls addin weight as if they are feeding on garri everyday

Bukky Wright too is very beautiful.yeah.they all get fat thes days jare.wonder wt dey are eating.they still look good though.

THE-AMAKA:
she is okay.
but anyway like Michelin said, i dey wait.

waiting for those pics.

Nor mind the babe jare,she nor get correct pictures.i don google tire.de one wen i see,if i post am,u guys go bite me.but she is very very beautiful.watched one film she acted recently,she played a double role,de babe fine die.

lordjoe:
Speak seriously. I want to be the first to lie.
It happened on a saturday noon.
I came back 4rm tutorial and rushed in to the leaving room, but my mum wasnt there.
Being very hungry i decided to serve myself in the kitchen. I had never thought of it that their might not be meal in the pot. So i carried out the pot with all my heart expecting the heavy pot to be full of a deli that i have imagined in my mind. But to my surprise it full pot was of dirty plates.
With that annoyance i decided to take money from my fathers suit inside the room.
Has i crawled inside, the room was dark so i silently dipped my hands in the pocket of the suit and took out a bunch of money. I decided to switch on the light and count when i did i saw mum and dad on the bed nak,

u no well.

sjeezy8:
yes shes a yoruba actress and shes beautiful if you havent seen its about time you get new yoruba films cause shes been in them

Are you serious?never knew she was a yoruba Actress though she looks kinda familiar.the new faces i see in yorube fims these days are Ireti osayemi,funke Akindele,Toyin Aimakhu,and dis babe,i ve 4gotten her name.she has one black mole on the face like this.this girl too is fine sha.

sjeezy8:
fu/ck no shes not even hot i like Liz da Silva

[img]http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?uid=AAAAAQAQriWUCiJD-auTJhY5c3JyIwAAAAlVE9Pj0iERrSQeiPqfw-QS[/img]

Is she a Yoruba Actress.I Said BEAUTIFUL YORUBA ACTRESS.Dont think i ve seen her before.and i said beautiful not hot.they are two different things.

omar22:
are you talking about yoruba world wide actresses

which one be yoruba world wide actresses.anyways i mean yoruba actresses.dts just my opinion,if u ve a contrary opinion.feel free to share.

Ebonyeyes:
Basically he tried to make the relationship work between his friend and gf but things went pants down and the gf developed feelings for the OP and 6mths after the relationship ended between the friend and the gf, he started dating the gf and they are going on 5years strong but now his friend hates him because he thinks he is behind the breakup between him and the ex.

Ebonyeyes the poster owes u one,u know.for goin 2ru de stress. .well done.

poster.what else do u want ur friend to do.clap and rejoice and sing 4 u dt ur dating de girl he probably still has feelings for.what wud u do if u were in his shoes.its jst so wrong.i dont even know how he can ever forgive u.

michelin89:
She looks local in that pic. Is she trying to pose sexy because I am not impressed at all.

michelin.na wa 4u.how u dey?i said i was stil cumin up wt better pictures now.i dont knw y de babe has nt gotn hot pictures bt shes very beautiful.stil cumin up wt others sha.

Godmother-:
Can someone pls summarise the post. I couldnt go beyound the third line/

same here dear.im realy getting lazy wt reading dis days.

coming up wt better pictures
https://www.tribune.com.ng/31052009/images/celebrities.jpg

What do u guys think.Laide Bakare.is she your choice or not?wud still cum up with pictures.

https://news.onlinenigeria.com/articlefiles/696-6.jpg
https://news.onlinenigeria.com/articlefiles/3797-laide.jpg
https://img.modernghana.com/images/content3/204x_mg_2467.jpg

Jst brace up ursef to tel her.u ursef know wt u did is bad so i dnt need to scold u 4 dt.though i must say u shd be ready for her anger cos if its me,i wont take it lightly.uve tricked her all along 4 a whole 5yrs.u wud make her luk stupid.jst tel her sha.if she den doesnt agree to go out wt u,u wud know u ve freed ur mind and ur conscience wud be clear.let her take her time sha,if she is urs,she wld definitely come back.best of luck.

What a question.Smoker fit date smoker now,dem even fit marry.make dem dey smoke dey go.and by the time de girl get belle,de pikin go don dey smoke 4 inside womb,by the time dem go com born pikin,instead of the pikin to dey cry for breast milk,the pikin go say,abeg i don tire jare.giv me cigarrete make i smoke.or abeg my mother,give me IGBO

Broken hearts go to the hospital for Heart Trasplant

Bolaji25:
I dont have a girlfrnd man!tried gettin a couple of relationships going n they never worked out.dont know how it feels not to have a girlfriend.

Eeya,pele,sorry,do.welcome to N/L .noticed this is ur 1st post.

NEI NEI NEI (no in HINDU LANGUAGE) REASON-I am quite young mysef,cant imagine dating sum1 younger cos i kud be naughty and stubborn atimes,need sum1 to put me in order.wdnt want sum1 younger to do that.i ve always dated guys 3-5 yrs older than i am.