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Ouch

Ouch... Senselessness

WTF!!!

Pastor of the year??
When did such nonsense start?


- Who gave the award?
- On what merit?
- Do the nut job people who gave the award know what pastoring is about?

- Who the * censored word * is even this Tom Samson?


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Nothing will happen to South Africa... Wasn't Jesus arrested? Want Paul arrested?

The man who said Nigeria will be technologically advanced by 2018 to extents we start producing pencil?

I give up on these people.

Who else is just hearing about NOI polls?

Actually, this can damage fuel pump... Happened to me once. I don't go empty... But used to be near empty... After I changed fuel pump, I became even paranoid on 1/5th of Full tank

I kinda like the fact that the corrupt Legislative arm of Government has been more "proactive" in serving as "checks and balances" to the corrupt Executive..

I just don't like the fact that both arms comprises of inept, corrupt and clueless people

What is the longest Line of code you have ever written and in what language?.

The longest was a line of about 100 characters

mustashfa:
I am still waiting for our programmers in the house.
If you know anyone with the software skill.
I will appreciate.

I've tried twice on separate days now, to reply you on nas***86@yahoo.com, but delivery is always failing.

Can you try from another mail address. By the way, I love the project... It catches my interests big time.

Ahh...

OpenCV? ... Count me in. :-).
Find me:
ionogu _Att_ acm.org

If it's small enough, I'll do it for free. . I am serious.

CampusClown... You just scored an own goal with the link you posted
:-)

dsypha:
If it can really make one millions, why are you selling it? Why not keep it and make d millions for yourself?

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Noel1:
C++ is not hard. Its just different. In fact its what a computer programming language should be. It makes u well aware of the details of software developments - what most high level languages give away on the alter of too much abstraction.

"C++ isn't hard" - That is something I am not too quick to agree with, but I'll contextually agree with you.

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Whytelyon:
With dedication, yes. And more so, php is a child of C, that's why I said earlier, that you learn C

Sir, I beg to differ. PHP is not a child of C. They probably share some syntax similarities, but they are two different languages.
The idea that one language is a child/subset/similar/etc to another is a contributing factor to makes Software Developers write bad code.
It's the way I see people who lump up C and C++ as "C/C++" which annoys me.

The point is, every language in use today has its norms, idioms and patterns that results in highly performant(with respect to the Compiler's/Interpreter's strengths), scale-able and human and maintainable code;

Taking language X's patterns/idioms to language Y will likely result into very poor code (in terms of performance and maintainability). While it may be relatively easy for us (existing Software developers) to pick up a new language, we still have to learn the working ideas of that new language.

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do" - of cause, to some extent

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Raypawer:
the only thing that make it look different from other programming language is the access to pointers. i code with c#, when dived into c and c++ i found out that c# was hiding things from me. c++ is a more free world, you know whats going under the hook..

Sir, I don't think that's the only thing that makes C++ different. Its a beast in its own class. C++ (especially newer standards) tries hard to be the language for costless abstraction. And to some degree, its has succeeded, and tremendous evolution (by the ISO C++ standards committee) are still on going to make it relevant tomorrow.

"...c++ is a more free world, you know what's going under the hook.." - Trust me, you don't always know what is under the hood. But you are right, some things happen under the hood we that we don't always anticipate.

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talk2hb1:
Huh?
Which work?
I only write my code on Paper,
And run it by keeping it in my pocket then run with it. Since I can run very well, I don't find it hard running codes
Hope you understand?
Just want to proove I am better than developers who learn't PHP in 4hrs.

I learned Punch Card programming in about 2 hours and was asked to debug and add new features to some 40 year old NASA software... I asked them to stack up the punch cards forming a straight large fence spanning a kilometer plus. I then stepped back 785.2541 meters and demanded for an AK47 rifle. I set the rifle to full auto-fire, held down trigger and shot additional holes into the punch cards thereby fixing the bugs and adding new features. I only released the trigger when I needed to reload.

talk2hb1:
Its easier than you think most especially when you are a Genii, I learn Assembly in an Hour and half and I developed a driver for my Android device, that helps in monitoring our Poultry Feeds. After that I learn C# in 30minutes developed a stock predicting app in 10minutes and has been downloaded more than 5million times on Apple Play Store in fact it is being used in New York Stock exchange.

Sarcasm at its peak. ;

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DropShot:
And does that stop him from acting?

Yes.

The Chairman and members of the Commission other than ex-officio members shall be appointed by the President subject to the confirmation of the Senate.

Whether acting in capacity of chairman or chairman... The law sees it as same(See 318. Subsection 3). The senate can ask the president to remove him within 30days. If he refuses the first request, a second request by 2/3 of the national assembly (both houses) shall override the decision of the president.

*Wakes up from slumber*....
* yawns!!

Naminition fo Relegation?? .... Oh... Nice. . .


Me Nominated me.
Reason: Inactivity and Grampatikal blumdars....

This is Nigeria, on the short run, programming will not be profitable

(Un)Surprisingly, most of our law makers ate empty upstairs.

They rarely do anything for themselves.

If the president can read out plagiarised speech, and blame his aside for writing that, it means he never even had input to the speech.

I wouldn't be surprised if Femi Adeshina and Garba Shehu have a combined number of 100s of aides.

Funny thread though...

1freshdude:
.....We need this current calamities in Nigeria to reduce the number of ignorant and corrupt porns in the Nigerian Society..

There is no iota of wisdom in what you just wrote sir. And by the way,

by "..We need..": You certainly mean you and your family right?

HungerBAD:
Liars.

Sir, why are you this shameless?

I've seen you defend every rubbish this government does like your life depends on it..

MidasTouche01:
You mentioned some real niggas with an amazing thing in common....



How well do u read ancient history

Not much of a history reader. Quite a bit of a history enthusiast. Actually, I'm a Mechanical Engineer

Oboy... This woman don fat ohhh...

Even my ancestors, Rudolf Diesel, Ludwig Prandtl, Osborne Reynolds, Robert Boyle, Marie Curie, Galileo and Isaac Newton are in shock

That school is embarrassing...

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