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Having skydived, and based on current designs, it's literally impossible to reduce commercial aviation death rates by parachute

sarrki:
The saner people care

The insane criminals must be tamed at all cost

I wonder why people can be genocidal like this...

Says the "self righteous one"

See this thread by Nairaland's chief and superintendent general of Zhonbeees

https://www.nairaland.com/4211628/facts-documents-why-atiku-abubakar

It's not possible

Garba Shehu again?

You may intervene if and only if she's been looking for an escape and is determined to leave the relationship

Otherwise, leave her alone. You may still advise her though.

you said that she comes from a comfortable background?, Then, I think the girl is beautiful, respectful but [size=14pt]mad[/size]


Experience have shown that you'll cause great harm to yourself if you try to help someone who isn't interested in helping herself.

You hear me?

This thug ehh .

Numbers, data, figures, context!!!! None of these, these fools up there don't make decisions based on any of these, just useless "gut feelings"... So sad

Sophisticated vote buying

JideSM:
Also note that the offer is only available to our customers that have not used their lines in the last 30 - 180 days.

Hi Jide, I have a question. How can someone change her microsim to nanosim so that it could be used in a newer phone outside Nigeria?

Essentially, how to do simswap outside Nigeria... It's possible to cut the Sim, but that's a huge risk considering that the line is finance critical... Or what's the advice for this?

laplace19:
I was just looking for a comment like this.
That post there is totally untrue. My uncle works with shell for over 12yrs now and also heads a department like that, as of 2014-2015 he was earning 2mil per month... let alone entry level earning same with him.

Then quote me anywhere,
Your uncle is lying to you. He is beating his salary down, for his safety.

This is very true. Quick question for everyone....

- Has Nigeria Police Force stopped or reduced in collecting bribes ?

- Have our documents started moving through Government offices without money being the vehicle to move files from one office to another in an official procedure?

- Have our Government officials declared their assets?

- Have Nigerian Ports Authority and Customs stopped or reduced in collecting bribes ?

- Have contracts stopped being awarded without kickbacks?.... #Gandollar

- ....

Someone is being fed with N3.5Mn/monthly in some government incarceration, ...

hahn:
Where are the 20 naira notes?

Hahahaha...

Ganduje nko?

I know he has immunity, but then EFCC should also start it's "media trials" on Ganduje....

EFCC works in the interest of APC, not in the interest of Nigeria

Funny... I don't like this Government, but this is nice/funny

NgeneUkwenuu:
APC always go after quality and value...not quantity or bend down select like that regional party of the pigs..

PDP tickets are now like Zimbabwean Dollars...valueless and worthless..

You are a blawddy hypocrite!!!
Recall what this uglee duckling said about Akpabio in 2015... #SMH

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala!,

You gotta love this woman, she's phenomenal.

I really dunno why Nigerian's think she's a poor manager when clearly she will school Auntie Kemi and all of Auntie Kemi's teachers/professors combined; and all of the most elite of Auntie Kemi's two generations prior, and 3 generations here after...

intrinsicniyi:
Good day wanderlustian,

I'll be in Amsterdam for a 2 weeks summer school and I have a plan to tour neighbouring countries afterwards (for a week). Please I need your kind insight on how to get the cheapest accomondation as i practically did not know anyone in Europe.

Thanks as i anticipate your response.

Use booking.com, they are the best and largest online hotel/accommodation service. Pretty reliable :-)

bluecircle470:
Lol.....you are out of touch o... Was it APC that was in power in 2014?

No sir. I'm talking about the last Olympic games that held in Brazil

WTF!!!... What da hell is wrong with Africa?

- Modified.

Sarkin:
This is what would have happened to super eagles in Russia if PDP had won. We will all be trekking to Ghana and Cameroon for bread...

What the hell is wrong with you guys? ? ?? , Why the hell do you guys use PDP as a yardstick for your metrics What kind of idiocy is this?? why don't you measure against successful leadership as found in other Nations...

You guys and the fo0000ooo000ols we have in power baffle me... Ah swear...

BTW, what happened to the Super Eagles in Brazil under APC?

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MartinCorridon:

LOL.... i thought i was the only one using the assistant BF tag to tease...

Assistant vice-deputy is a new one

Air-plane mode = the girl has a harem of Magas

...lol. as in ehh.. in more clear terms;

The OP is the assistant to someone, who is the vice to the deputy boyfriend

Dude, 99% is the chance that you are the deputy boyfriend.

Think about it, if it's not on flight mode, the real boyfriend may disturb while she's with you... Likewise, you may disturb while she's with boo number 1.

If this continues into your 3rd or 4th month, I increase my stakes to 100% that you are assistant vice-deputy boyfriend

And this is urgent?

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It's very likely that your PC isn't capable of playing the game... Most commonly a combination of your GPU+CPU+RAM specs

vankaid:
So should we then fry beans or what?

You guys should just go and sit your notice-me ass somewhere else. Funny thing here is that when you look deeper, its actually noobs that come up with this kind of self glorifying threads.

No sir, Fried Potato is often tastier;

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I don't see anyone doing "notice-me" here. At least the OP wasn't doing that in my opinion; I have had to ask that question multiple times, that's why I am on the OP's side.

I grew up in the North Eastern part of Nigeria, where I learned most of my programming skills, and we know NE Nigeria is certainly not a region of many "rockstar programmers" ....
Maybe you grew-up elsewhere amongst "rockstars", I don't know... But please, be kind, help us out here, share your thoughts....

Reread the OP's post, and please provide helpful insights. At least from your "wealth of experience" in 'handling' projects of large coys..

ifex370:
Hell no... I'm average and it pains me.. I need to get better... Programming is a skill people should have..
Although not everyone ends up being a programmer

Keep working hard, You will be at the top percentile in some years from now.

It's hard, that's the truth, everyone that flashes easiness or smartness by telling you how he learned so, so and so, in a very short time (without a prior strong foundation in Maths or some logical stuff) is a bloody lair, we all Google and Stackoverflow alot of things until we become domain experts, where the need for that is next to none. But it takes years.

Don't think of becoming a rockstar programmer in 4years, cause that wouldn't happen.
Target 1year+ to gain necessary skills to be employable, or gain sufficient skills to create cool things;
Target 5-10years of solving difficult problems (also including debuggin/troubleshooting, leading a team, firefighting broken code, scaling) before calling yourself a rockstar;

vankaid:
So if most programmers are average and you are supposedly not why is that pulling your hair for no reason.
Use your above average skill and take up all their jobs.
Mtseww!!!!

Umm... Did someone rig your lunch with too much pepper?

I have no idea about what the OP was trying to pass with that post of his;
But in terms of mediocrity, I think that's somewhat true. I suspect, out of every set of relatively good Nigerian programmer you see, only a very small percentage can actually solve unfamiliar problems efficiently;

wiconse:
DAT means computer science as a course/degree is still needed in our country

It still is, but not to extents of instantly making you are Software Dev; Understand that there are many different people without the necessary background nor drive to push further, Studying Computer science will still be beneficial to such people, no matter how crappy our system is.

So yes, Nigerian education sucks, but it's still a very good course to study;

Well, step out to some cities in the world, you would have to shout endlessly

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Actually, you'll have to get used to seeing this in many first world nations. Streets, subways, and airports

wiconse:
hello nairalanders, why is it now a common stuff for everyone to be involved in d programming world....is. it dat there are thousands of average programmers out there? or we are just having squad of youths trying to get a skill

In 20years from now, I suspect elementary programming skills will be required for every white-collar job.

However, the world will not be over saturated with "Software Engineers" by that time.

In the 20th century, there was Oil boom in the whole world, that industry employed millions, and till date. However, are there saturations of discipline experts there in that market today? No.

.... knowing how to use a programming language and libraries or toolkits doesn't make you a Software Engineer as most people think;

Problem solving skills (Data structures and Algorithms), understanding the computer architecture, telling me exactly what's likely happening from your code to the hardware does make you one.

And yeah, don't panic, every 6months, I suspect 50% of those who signed up will give up. Another 6months will see a further 50% of the remaining, and so on.

And it takes time. Building fancy stuff with some toolkits doesn't make a Software Engineer.

The aforementioned skills, time and experience in solving difficult problems do.

Haha! This is so true

seunmsg:
Saraki and his fellow senators deliberately refused to reduce the age requirement to contest for Senate because they don't want younger people to contest their seats against them. They deserve no accolades for their selfishness.

Bros, no vex, I would like to know what you regularly have for breakfast; I really want to know what influences your thought processes...

Of all things you could see here, is " their selfishness"