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E don tey wen e don f**k, nah when we go enjoy nigeria self

Nah like sey make dem gimme one carton, mo never eat yam this year i no go lie you

Phyno should have been quiet, what a bounceback!!!

A wealthy man can never be satisfied with his riches

Nah their papa country dem dey, no wonder, since the 3 major tribes don't understand each other why won't aliens have the guts to prove rubbish

Ah! the man don use the girl, nigerians and their tricks of getting someone

Peson wey no know where he dey go dey sue police, eh!!!

What about an unseccessful man and woman

How person go carry 81m buy danfo limo, may i kuku go buy a veza and a G-Wagon

So?? What's his?

Money pass money

How many times he wan show off the sitting room??, i tire o

See as dem dey waste resources, dem no hear sey nigerian oil deposit go dry up in the next 30years??

They should stop being gullible and minimize their love for money

Nigerian greats

Fake life, he go hate himself that yesterday

May dem start am chap chap, badoo here, badoo there, dem go soon sabi demself

Naija don tire me, 2015 i go chop belleful with #100, garri 5cups for #50, okro #20, maggi #5, grounded pepper #10 and i go chop am like no tomorrow

Nah now now we go know wetin we dey do and the niger deltas will simmer

Tell me what the farmers they've been lending money use it for??

Okay now, no p

It's an involuntary action just like knee jerk and it's not easy to get out of the mind 'cause when it enters it becomes part of you

Good job Advanced level

See how dem look self, parent go tell them sey go learn handwork dem no go gree, dem go run commot for house.

You will by God's grace.
Don't be offended if i say this, your husband has a low thinking level, biologically, his sperm is weak and it's incapable of neutralizing your eggs 'cause sperms are alkaline while eggs are acidic in nature.

Start putting your phone in your pocket and change your p-word to numerical 'cause they are not easy to get, use finger print unlocking scanner

Ah ah!
Ladies at times when they are shown care alot, they misuse it most of the time, you can try the method they used in mr and mrs to solve the issue

This quit notice don tire me, may dem split if dem wan split shey bi nah their hair grow wey dem wan barb

He suppose no tie en mouth since the crocodile nah im pet

Shey bi nah car hit am for back, for ibadan nah the air wey blow when trailer dey pass dey throway them

Dunno what to say, she swallow lizard ni God no let life do me, dem don catch her

His head don spoil(ori e ti baje)...which kain lair(lawyer) accept to stand for him for such case