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If I hear say this kind thing happen for 9ja make I bend. Abi make the judge rule in favor of the defendant dey bleep her.

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For this Lagos state, most people need psychiatric homes, almost every everybody has an atom of madness. Sometimes I can be walking and someone will bruise me unknowingly, na me dey first apologise, cos the other person fit tell u say, e be like say u no dey see road

blamingthedevil:
Why in dollars?

Why not fine them in Rubbles?

Read again( u will see 21 billion rubbles). Just read it slowly.

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sekem:
Nollywood script.

Well done.

I don't need to prove anything to you.

Sucre6:
You are my kind of person, my siblings always confide in me, cos we are all friends, even though they call me brother, we still joke around like we are all mate and they don't hesitate to tell me things bordering them, the key is, don't judge them when the run to you for advice when things gets though for them, they trust u enough to solve their problems because they look up to you, judge them and see them distance their personal problems from you. Nice one bro, you are a good big bro

Plus take easy on the young lad, but teach him a lesson he won't forget in a hurry, you don't mess with my family

Confirm guy. Some people here don't understand. One love bro

Zonefree:
Hope say you go follow her go back to school after the ASUU strike?

Like I said allow me to play my roll in her life. E better say I talk than say I keep quiet.

Zonefree:
Oh, your sister is depressed cos she had sex?
Lol

Guy, I'll advice you leave your sister alone. She's into the game already. She's not the little baby you used to know.

Not cos she had sex, but she felt betrayed, of wch I tell am say na so life be. And as for living her alone, I no go fit leave my own make e spoil dey go, because if she bring shame come house na still people like you go talk say, her brother or mama no train am well. So if na ur own sis, u can continue to leave them to be wayward. Allow me to play my own roll in her life

Jeon:
He will be the one to call, when he's sex starved....

Wahala!!

You are even encouraging her to fuçk..
The reason why some useless guys won't allow Nairaland female to rest.. They thought every girl is like their sisters!!


Well, it's not a matter of shock, that's what you also do to other ppl sisters.

Were u see say I encourage her to Bleep. Go and read again and quote me.

Kirkman:
Willi926; shey make I donate 2x2 wood or belt or iron. Just name what you want so that the plan go sail smoothly.

Lol, I no need anyone oo.

PumpumPrince:
is yor sister lightskin sir?

Hahahah. Y u ask

Slmgirldippussy:
You are right my brother.....keep it light shining okay.
I appreciate you

No yawa.

Vijuchoco:
Only four months That one no be proper meal nar..

You're a correct big brother, you did well.. My own big bros for just use me dey do caricature..

My dear thank you. E no easy oo. As my papa don late, I come take the role of elder and papa to them. Truly to train female child no easy oo. I for like if I don dey get my own children make e be boys throughout. Woman wahala too much abeg.

Slmgirldippussy:
Did you ask if sister if the guy Bleep her doggy ?
If yes then the guy is real OG


Pls ask her

I no be like you wey go ask that kind question. My own na to try bring am out of depression and make her understand say life get as e be. Everybody makes mistake. Make she no use because of the mistake go wound herself

Hacks4dummies:
Op you be mumu man.. so in your heart of hearts you didn't think she'll get served right? Why you wonna attack the poor boy?

Ogbeni goan sit down.. your sister isn't in a disney channel.. there is no happy ending out here. She won't always get what she wants. Get that into your thick skull. You say you won do wetin? Beat the guy up because he broke her heart?



You no get important things to do ba? Let your sis experience life and heartache so she go wise up organically ogbeni. Life is not a bed of roses.

U open your wide mouth, waaaaa, dey talk nonsense. Were u see say I say I go beat the guy. You too dey beh. No dey help jump into conclusion. As a matter of fact sef the guy na inexperienced young guy wey dey form baddo. Himself go still cry, talk say women are scum.

Nigeriafirstlad:
Many thanks for the advice big bro, but your sister will still go back to eat her vomit.
Sex at that age is evil. All her thought is going to be how the guy stroke her and she won't be bold enough to look for a replacement quickly.

The best way to avoid sex is not to have it but ones u don enter as a lady u r gone.
Her body is going to be vibrating whenever she think about the experience, and her young boyfriend is still at his prime and energetic.

Just do ur best BigBro and leave the rest to her instinct.

I go dey try. But as for the guy, forget. I go handle am. And no more she won't go to shop with my mum. She go dey go till ASUU call of strike.

posty56:
please tell me this is fiction, your sister don they share puna at a very young age, instead you will advice her to focus and do something with her life

I no sure say u get sister from this your comment. Go front. So I should start dishing out all the advice I gave to her here.

Moh247:
Honestly every guy should always have heart to heart talk with their sisters, daughters and niece

All this girls no to smart and are quite emotional rather than logical

I dey tell you oo. My happiness was that I talked to her at the very beginning, so she no go talk say person no tell am. If I begin write wetin me and she discus, I no go end today. But e good as e happen cos experience they say is the best teacher.

My younger sister aged 19 years is the baby of the house( last born). She never know wetin life dey talk, we still dey pamper her. So it just happens that she fell for the wrong guy almost her age mate(20). When the guy was coming for her, I would see both of them outside our gate, and would always ask her who be this guy wey dey visit u sef, him no get work?. She will just reply he is just a friend. I started noticing the closeness was becoming something else wen the guy don dey get mind to enter our compound. I personally called my sis and told her I don't like the guy, that from the look of things the guy just want to have his way and move on, that she shouldn't give into any of his sexual advances, they should just be friends. Called the guy separately as guy man and asked him wat he wants from her, he said nothing oo, just friends. I told him it should be sooo. After some few weeks ago, I started noticing she have been quiet and reserved, her fair face, pale and red. The calls she always make and recieve don reduce drastically, I already know the signs, she was heart broken.
Na so I called her yesterday night, told her God blessed me with small money, that she should join me to an eatery around our area,( I just did it to bring her out of the house and ask her few thing). When we got to the eatery I saw she been lively again, we ordered what we wanted, I begin ask her questions, she opened up and told me the guy said he is no longer interested, that he has seen another person he truly wants, that she should no longer call him, neither will he pick her calls. I asked her if they had sex and she answered yes and apologised. So I adviced her not to ever call him again, that he will be the one to call wen he is sex starved, immediately I finished the statement the guys call entered, it rang for 2 times, I told her to pick the third call and put it on speakout, the guy just dey, dey propose love, dey talk how he missed my sis, asking of her were about, after two, that he couldn't sleep. I laughed cos the plans I have for that guy is not of good..

Women don really suffer for men hands oo.

How legit is this. Just to click and get paid. Nothing hidden. No virus to hack someone's money?

Hmm

I for like seun to create an online poll. Let's see who people or nairalanders will vote for. I wan cross check something

I pray we go out and come back in peace and not in pieces. Amen

Hamachi:
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.i



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.

Link me. I studied human anatomy in school and we played with so many cadavar

Them don start

One slept with me cos she wanted to revenge on her boyfriend, wetin concern me. The guy called her and ask her were she was, she said is not of his business. But the guy man insisted, she kukuma told him she was at my place. He asked her if we did any thing like sex or romance, the girl kept quiet, the guy asked her again, her response was when you were doing your own did I disturb you with any question. Me just jejely turn and asked her loudly who was that so he could hear my voice. The guy man cut phone.
After that incident and several other times we met, I just jejely give her loooong space make she no use me as rebound boyfriend or do me wetin she do her guy.

Pepper soup snake.

OBIdiently looking at how things unfold.

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