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ifyonuoha:
pls which book did u read this fact from? plsssss

didn't read it from anybook, its real fact, there is more to life than what an average human sees.
I have been there, and trust me, you don wanna go there lol, its a hell on earth, not all can survive it, but if you do, you become a super human.

condom museum though, imagine going there to steal one in order to show acrobatic stunt on one
olosho back home, omo ur name na sorry oo

It depends on your vibration and the frequency you operate, if you giveout negative vibration like too much fear, you attract negative energy to yourself, those forces feed off on negative energy, they need it to survive. As long as you keep on being fearful, they will always be there at all time to torment you.

Lagboyinibadan:
After all these signs, you'll make a move only for for her to start saying she sees you like a brother

that feeling bro, na to cut contact with her asap, who gat time 4 dat shi？ body no be firewood, besides life is too short long to get frustrated by a random girl

youngnerd:
not yet. The unizik admission form is not out yet. I will update this thread once its out.

thanks alot

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Hi my lil bro, is an aspirant too, pls is admission form out yet?

swagguElite:
Wow! ...I tot I was the onli weird one doing this! ... Yu wrote my mind! ..yo!

you are not alone bro

itsJude:
let me quickly faint

lol, thats just the obvious truth, op be forming macho man ontop loose pussy.
Dear op, don't get it twisted, we've got a whole lot of dem here.

can't do that shi, not even with my sisters, don't blame me, they shout at me at the slightest provocation when I was still a kid, they love and I love them too, so we don't show our love openly like that, thats the way we roll fam.

seems thats the only way to make Op last longer, lol.

add this one pls

who else didn't understand what op put up there?

caprini1:
I saw one happen recently along Lasu express,it wasn't funny at all ,the driver lost control of his EOD and crashed on the road demarcation.

WTF buddy ! How do we prevent such from happening? Life is too precious

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This should not happen while on high speed oo

This happpens to me alot when I was a kid, if you experience this, then you are a good artist, you can map out picture from it and draw, used to gaze at the wall until the marks on it turns into a scary picture, sometimes cool one, one can also easily compose story with it.

keep it cu'ming op

I started by sweeping my room,
Took out the bedsheet to wash,
I just dey pray for my mind make rain no fall,ThankGod say rain no later fall.
cleanup continues!
I took out my pots, plates and other utensils, washed them thoroughly until the back of my pot that was once like the color of people from a particular african country (won't mention name to avoid third world war) shone.
I didn't stop there, I checked for cobwebs and other unwanted guests in my house to launch an unplanned attack on, I cleaned my TV,fan,mirror,electric bulb,my sound system, electric cable and my tv remote, as I dey do all those things na so I dey whistle one of davido's song.

'if I tell you say I love u oo.
My body my money na your own oo baby,
30 billion for your I can't oo'. for were, na who dash monkey banana, me wey still dey owe mama nkechi 250naira rice and meat wey I chop since last week, na so I just dey dodge that woman any how like stray bullet from our gallant police force.

Na so I took this cleanup to another dimension oo, me wey never sweep the compound since the time wey I park enter the compound, na so I Pick broom sweep all nooks and crannies of the compound, Oboy! See hailing, na so my landlord just dey hail me, wetin concern me, if to say this man know wetin dey my mind, but ofcourse the man knew that a toad does not run in a daytime in vain....

Being visited by the girl I adore so much was a thing of joy to me, I knew certainly that she meant it with her whole heart, no disappointment this time because she sounded so sure of herself.
This girl I must say, is a 'mafiusa' a beauty to behold, though I have not let my intention known to her yet, I needed to seize this opportunity and woo her or maybe have a little 'mummy and daddy play' same day, don't mind me I have calculated how the event will take place already.
Truth be told, the thought of this girl visiting gave me an insomnia (sleepless nigh) overnight, I can't wait for the day to break, I have been rolling,summertumbling daydreaming, fantasizing, decoding and encoding how tomorrow is gonna be on my little bed of comfort.
Finally the much awaited morning came but guy man still dey dream land due to insufficient sleep.
Finally wokeup bu 8:30am, mehn! That was when it occured to me that today is a special day, very august in all dimension.
She gave me 3pm.
Yea, thats right, I still have a whole lot of time to prepare for her coming....
Omo na cleanup things o!


















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how una dey my people?
I just logged in, lo and behold comments has started trooping, been busy glued to my phone reading comments from you guys.
Alright I will share to you guys everything that happened between me and this babe today, lol.
but before I begin dropping the grenades, I would like to know if yo all are following.

rebirthforgoody:
My main reason of going to a man's house is because I hate standing on the road talking or going to drinking places I prefer coming over to see you or you coming over to see me.

How I wish all ladies will be like you,

tosyne2much:
Lmao Na God go deliver u oooo

amen my brother

tosyne2much:
OP, why not entertain her in front of your house or your veranda?

Must you take her into your room ni?

I just wan show her my particular room so that when next time she comes, she will not miss road and mistakenly enter another person's room

UGLEEBOI:


if em be ibo

show em Plasma TV??
I no kno why..

ibo girls like plasma TV and Zeeworld

* *oops... I don run comot*

*drags him back*
But you just told me what ibo girls like, complete am by telling me what hausa and yoruba girls like too, be pathriotic, lol, they say variety is the spice of life

UGLEEBOI:
Hmm, OP...OP! Kontinu inviting em. you hear?

lol, na only two I invited, though one is still pending

rebirthforgoody:
Just to know you more that's all.

throw more light on that pls, know me how?