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pressplay411:
Ere kilaja nbekun se?

translate pls, thanks.

Ten06:
Check, she will come wearing very clean pant

hahaha how did you know, but no intention of going down on her na

If you booked space in this thread, kindly give yourself a hard knock on the head immediately. I don't want to call names

There is this particular girl I have been asking her to visit me, atleast to know my house, but she has been giving excuses upon excuses, she has not honoured my invitation till today, this same girl I believe has a huge crush on me but she pretends alot.
I invited the other one and she fixed a date of her visit by herself, though I had to disappoint her on the D day due to some circumstances beyond my control, after much explanation to her, she then fix another date for the visit which is tomorrow.
mind you, I just want them to know my house as a friend thats all,
Now the question is what really goes on in their mind when a guy invites them over to his house?

Imagine asking God to come and join you people, watch over u guys and direct his joystick into her honeypot,
Invite Him over to see all the whole atrocities, una dey mad? una wan put God for temptation, una think say body na firewood?

op go inside the drug store, if you see like two or more people, don't worry stay beside them and wait...
store owner : oga wetin u need? (leaving other customers to attend to you)
Op : oga don't worry settle dem first
Store owner : alright, (continues selling drugs to customers as more customers keeps trooping in mass, op can't wait anylonger after standing there for the past one hour)
Op : Oga you get condom!

Tried my best but all were fuckeup story, guys watchout for the continuation of my story.

someone mentioned taking steroids to enhance growth, How possible is that guys, I thought steroids is for body building or development.
And for the guy, imagine marrying someone tall also later in life, omo na goliath dem go dey born, no one dare messes up with that household till the lord's kingdom comes.

I don't think I have

Billyonaire:
Why arrest the man if all he does is kill animals to eat and keep body and soul. What nonsense is this ? Americans promoting the wildlife preservation are the cause of climate change, and they are backing away from paying carbon tax, but Africans are foolish enough to live in tropical rain forests and preserve natural habitats and we end up being called Bush people.

If America does not dedicate her resources for climate change, Africa has no business keeping the rain forest and the species. Let's Bleep up the planet together and perish with it.

That is what we did to mars, now we are here and the same group of reptoid humanoids are lording over the rest of the population to preserve the environment that they destroy for their own gains.

lol, do we really have things as such? Thought it was a conspiracy theory, you know,'reptilian race, shape shifters, aliens' etc

Temysteve:
u be gay?

no

froshroy:
When are you completing #my bleeped up story# gimme the link where I can read the rest plz

lol, na laziness still hold me oo, I will drop more updates from tomorrow, I will mention you once I do that

iweecureyou:
I loves to masterbates

qwantinew, more vaseline to your fingers

[quote author=youngest85 post=56541583][/quote]lol, why you dey look me like that

what is that thing about you that makes you so much inlove with yourself as a person.
Mine is, I've got time for nobody, so I don't take shit from anybody no matter your height or status. I believe in payback.
Drop urs in the comment section below lets see that great thing about you that you fancy so much.

LastMumu:
A babe out of the blue once asked me if I have ever given a woman head before.
I was like wtf?

**pukes**
Who does that? That girl must be high on cheap weed

op is right though, I once taught in a secondary school back then, and I discovered some of the students are sex maniacs, they made many advances on me but I avoided them like a plague

pls can someone teach me how to book space on nairaland, Thank you for ur understanding, God bless you everyday including your generation.

ikbnice:
I swear no be lie. Of what gain will it be if I lie

baba u dey gallant

ikbnice:
Your girlfriend didn't do anything wrong, why did you want to date another person again?
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I just keep thanking the girl that asked me the question?

Think well, don't drop any lies here oo

Dotwillis1:
Op is that your own weirdest question?? ..you must be drunk on a Sunday

...i will be back to drop mine

really weird, most girls are guilty of that

I will start with mine,

Bae : How many girls have you had sex with before?

Me : Bae Only one, you are the second.

Bae : Why did you do that na(angry)

Me : I'm sorry I was too young and naive when I first did it.

Bae : ok but I should have been the one na,

Me : kk
Add yours below

let me book space first, I know this post will land in frontpage

you no tell dem say u be comedian?
A comedian from Enugu for that matter oo, this peepulu no get resipekiti oo, chai
anya m ahula nti m abuo!

SuperSuave:
I just did a research on him, it's just magic and illusion, nothing is real

Whats the different between magic, illusion, charm, jazz or juju?
I think its just packaging bro

Steven Frayne popularly known as the
"Dynamo"
Is a white man, He walked on the sea just like Jesus, did many mind blowing things that you can hardly imagine human doing.
Google the guy to find more about the super human, could that be jazz? I don't know, find out yourself

I know some people will say op is forming, that he is an ITK. op no mind them Oo The lord is your strength

any wharsapp group for webmasters, can you add me to any of them pls, your effort will be rewarded with airtime

op so true, but you can't kill yourself because of that, haters gon hate , people
are gonna hate u for nothing, for just being cute anyways never let anyone take away your happiness from u

Blackfire:
Probably u have met her and u discarded her, maybe babe ain't your type..

Or she too is somewhere longing for u..

I tell u love is a crazy wire

how I wish I have that type of patience with them, I can crush on you today and hate you tomorow, the next day we reconcile the following day you misbehave and the rest is history, I hate people stressing my life.
Maybe I have got to do something fast about that, I believe its an excessess in my path

Blackfire:
In fact one day u will meet someone who will change your routine... U never jam love.

lol, I hope so