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Neyoor:
It is easier said than done. Just think about the comfortability and peace of mind that would be hindered if one struggled to move out of the shell. How about the impression that is synonymous to low self esteem, like a situation where u will be cornered in a dilemma that what if" they don't like me, they don't appreciate it or it doesn't go well with them.

Yea, I once harboured those thoughts too, but who cares wether they like you or not bro, truth is that everybody is not gonna like you no matter how good you are, just don't bother at all. Know your right and never give in to intimidation, mantain your stance and fight for your right.
You have every right to be happy and enjoy the world you are in, so the only person who has that key, and that can quarantee it is you!
#HAKUNA MATATA

meelorlah:
I don't like going out, I don't like crowded and noisy areas so I detest parties. I don't know how to keep up with people so I hardly keep friends. I get emotional easily and I can be very teary. I don't like picking calls too, I'd rather send messages. I trust people easily. I hardly ask for things.

I'm getting over some of them though, especially the trust part.

lol, funny enough we all have same issues, work on it, try to force yourself out of your shell until it becomes part of you, countless opportunities has been missed because of this lifestyle of ours, The light in you is not meant to be kept under the roof, or at your bed of comfort. Shine your light for all to see, never allow anyone to dull your sparkle, we are all destined to be great in life but all this pose as limitations on our way, so I urge everyone to comeout, shine your light, explore the world, conquer more territories and broaden your horizon!
#peace

tobbie247:
I have embraced programming as my girlfriend

Same here bro, my first lady brokeup with me because I devouted more time to my work online than the way I do to her, lol. Thats the price I have to pay but who cares, though she wanna come back now, but she don't know how to go about it, besides I am not the party type, I don't take girls out, I'd rather buy those things from there and take it home to eat with her, I don't feel comfortable in a crowded area.

admins pls add them

tobbie247:
I'm just never in sync with this world. I ultimately think too much...simple something, I will over analyze like I'm writing exam.

to make matters worse, I studied maths in school which even makes me think more....who send me?

lol, the feeling bro, thats why most of us turn into conspiracy theorists sooner or later in life, some hackers,some anonymous beings from the other side (dark web) etc.

pryme:
i think my challenge as an introvert is that i think too much.
Pay too much attention to the little things.

Learn how to control that bro, its dangerous, speaking from experience.
I became a free man the moment I disovered that the problem we have is just our 'thought' and learning how to live a life of no worries, giving Zero f u c k to the world,lol.

Afhounja:
If she knows that she is the RIGHT one, why shouldn't SHE approach him and talk to him instead?

I wonder oo

In most African setting, It is an offence for a kid to maintain a constant gaze right into an adult's eye, sometimes that attracts a heavy konk from the elder,lol.

iPrevail:
Thread for people with complexes

lol, we are just being programmed differently by our creator, we are nice people to be with though, just that people don't understand us, sometimes they mistake our silence mood to keeping malice or...something. some people say we are weird, maybe they are right though.

Divay22:
Staying out for long makes me unhappy..

Op have you completed that your story

so you have been following without dropping a comment, lol. More updates coming makai Go buy 100naira airtel recharge card use buy 10mb data come finish am sis.

Being an introvert comes with some down sides, as an introvert I have my own challenges or should I call it excesses lol.
I miss my chances on getting that pretty crush of mine, I fear rejection and I am yet to device a means of handling such when it occurs, even though when the green light is at its peak.
Another one is that I find it hard to maintain closer relationship with people, they complain I don't call them, truth is I prefer texting instead.
Share yours too lets know ourselves better.

[quote author=nairaman66 post=58634674][/quote], If should put everything down here, that means it will reach page 200, most of those girls are engaged now, and besides where I am I am currently not dating anyone, just too busy to notice some of them

Funtan:
Kpaaa! Kpaaa! Twice and e no cut? Lol. Na chain?

the thing sef just weak my body, besides na condom I use, you can't break that thing with condom, no matter how hard you try

nairaman66:
You have never been in a relationship, but know how to kiss very well, in fact you almost took the name Lipton!! Wow!! Your lies are priceless, but continue!

Where did I say that I have not been in any relationship before, neither did I say that I am a virgin. Truth is that I do long distance relationship stuff, none of my babe is close to me, we see like once in a blue moon.

I tried forcing my dick inside of her but no way,tried harder with the rough rider this time and she yelled;
"pls take it easy, its painful.."

"okay honey, I will".

I madeup my mind to try for the last time, I positioned my dick at the entrance of her kitty, tried penetrating with full force....kpaaa, the condom tore into pieces, living my tip hanging on the vagina Entrance gate.

So this girl was actually a virgin, how come? Unbelievable, how was she able to live all these lifestyle yet her hymen is still intact, asin brand new.
All this and more thoughts kept flooding my mind, I have never seen such a woman like this before, I made to standup and tell her to wear her cloth but she refused and say that she needs me inside of her now, that she has finally madeup her mind to loose her virginity for me,

" wins18 pls, remove the condom and do it, I want to do this now, I want you to be the one to disflower me, I can't keep it any longer pls..."
I changed the torn and wornout condom, wore new one and made to try again, but the second one tore too. I gave up, kissed her on the lips, wore my clothe on and helped her with hers, she was surprised about my sudden change of attitude.

"unbelievable,So you were actually a virgin precious.. " I querried

" didn't I tell you before but you thought I was joking" she laughed.

Truth be told when I discovered she was a virgin, I didn't want to go further, reasons being that I don't want to toil with blood now, don't need stories that touch, never wanted her to go off gear and continue banging non-stop because since this is her first time, its most likely that she would want to sample more dicks and this would pose as a great threat to her life, infact I don't want her to spoil from my hand because the thought will keep on haunting me whereas I won't marry her, I have conscience and a very clean one per say.

"precious promise me one thing" I said looking straight to her eyes.

"whats that swthrt, and by the way why did you stop?"

"promise me you will keep this virginty and never give it to any man except your future Husband"


"I promise, I will do that for you" she said giving me that cutest smile ever.

I was convinced enough, I wanted her to be a good girl, not just because of me but for the right man because certainly I may not be the right type for her, all in all I wish her happiness because her type of personality is rare, and I know if she upholds her virtue by keeping her palace gate secured and locked up thieves and kidnappers won't unleash terror attack on it, and I believe when the right man that owns the palace arrives from His long and much awaited journey, both will live forever happy as King and queen in their new Kingdom.
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To be continued,
Watchout for the last part where she Revealed the secret to me on why she chose to remain a virgin even though she lived a questionable lifestyle.

my Ban by antispam bot has been lifted this afternoon, expect more updates today, let me go and charge my phone first. Lol, both monikers were banned hence the delay in updates

idu1:
You are an iidiot na u get nairaland?
How old are you sef?

Sorry sir, but I don't do this type of thing, thank you.

she visited me uninvited again,
This time I was fully prepared for a smackdown versus Raw wrestling contest with her.
When I asked her why she didn't call me before she came, she started telling stories that touch, anyways thats non of my business, today I must sample you, I thought.

I brought out the food I prepared, but she refused to eat with me amidst all my plea for her to join me lets do justice to the hot Nigerian Jollof Rice that I painstakingly prepared.
"Okay oo, since you don't want to eat, I will eat it alone but I am not happy about that".

"I told you I am not hungry swthrt, I ate before coming, If I really want to eat, you won't be the one to invite me, I will gladly join you" she said, leaving her spot to go and browse through my collection of books on the table.
I finished my food in a hurry, went to take a shower and returned, As I came in wearing my boxers alone, with a towel hanging on my left shoulder side, My huge chest and well chiselled six pack was all visible and bold enough, I was all looking hot, atleast my every morning 50times pushups is working as I just anticipated. This girl left what she was doing and gazed intently at me for some seconds.
"wow, Nice body work"
"Thanks"I managed to say, heading to my wardrope.
She stood up and stopped me halfway to the wardrope, held my head with both hands and planted a kiss on my wet lips, hmmm what a pleasure.
This time my mr. John Thomas Dickson has started to misbehave downstairs, oga calm down, the show never begin na, I managed to caution him, but that guy can be sturbon ehn.
She let go of my head and started asking me if I am a virgin, I said No and she became angry, see me see wahala oo, person cannot be a virgin in peace again?
"why na, why do you have to do that"
"see babe no ask me that silly question again, are you a virgin too, don't tell me you are a virgin because I won't believe you,?" this time
Sounding lil bit pissed off.
she smiled and pushed me to the bed and a hot romance started, this girl is a pro in love making, although she never allowed me to touch her womanliness but I am quite certain that I must hit the jack port that day.
I stoodup, left her on the bed and made to go and take rough Rider from the part of the room that I hid it from the prying eyes of any enemy of progress, lol.
"Excuse me, whats that thing you are holding ,are you mad, what do you want to use it for? " she stood, Hands akimbo.

Good morning to you all. about to finsih my short story as I promised

idu1:
encourage you wetin?















If you no wan fuvk gerrout no need calling other human being wayward.
And how is willing to have sex wayward?


Intact I no even read am sef

Nawa oo for this type of people oo, must you insult me, Na so your condition bad reach oga, I hope you know no one gives a Bleep.
I believe nobody forced you to open this thread.

guys, I will finish the story tomorrow morning, I promise, feeling sleepy now, goodnight pls.

you guys are not encouraging me at all, I need to know if people are following

"wow, I never saw that coming", I managed to say after we withdrew to catch some breath, "you tricked me, but I think I love that".
"yea, I have been longing for a day like this, you never knew how much I had always wanted to have you for myself" she said amidst that 'mission accomplished' kind of smile.
Nothing much happened that day, because I have madeup my mind to be a gentleman, we had another
Bout of kissing spree, so sensual in a blissful manner worthy of sending one to cloud nine instantly.
I wish it never stopped, I am a big fan of the lips, I can go on and on and on non stop kissing, I have well mastered the art to the amazement of any lady that had ever had an encounter with me, I so love lips to the extent I would have considered taking lipton as a Nickname if not that wins18 has taken over my moniker.
To be continued...

That same day, wey I reach house, Evening never reach this girl con show for my house, lol.
Is that how we will be doing it, I thought, we haven't gone anywhere yet in this relationship and this girl have started breaking rules.
I welcomed her, she helped me in keeping the room in order after which we engaged ourselves in lenghty chat about our individual experiences in the just concluded youth programme, school life, some other people's love life and many more..
I wasn't prepared for any funny play that day, I just wanted to play the perfect gentleman card.
The conversation was fun all through untill all of a sudden there was a dead silence.
''wins18 I have a secret I want to share with you'' she managed to break the silence with her calm and somehow melodious voice.
''pls do, I'm all ears, what are friends for, I've got your back My queen.''
''come closer I don't want anybody to hear it'
'nobody will hear it, besides no one else is here except the both of us''
'' forget it if you don't want to come closer'' see me see wahala ooo, what does she want from me sef, nawa 4 this my babe o
''Okay I am closer now'' I shifted closer to her until I our body met.
"Give me your ear, I want to wisper it to you." As I made to give her my ear, she held my head, positioned it towards her face and planted a passionate kiss on my lips...

Alphamale2017:
u opened this thread on ur own volition. if u stop midway and make us beg u for update thunder will fire u

Oga calm down, thunder is not allowed to fire anybody here.

Not up to 5 minutes, I received an sms from precious.
'today is indeed the happiest day of my life to have someone like you in my heart, you must be a criminal, see how you just Evans my heart totally'
Immediately I saw the sms my heart skipped when I saw the criminal part, so I had to calm down and read the whole text after which my face shone with a radiant smile. No be small thing oo, without wasting much time I had to compose my own and send right back;
'even If I am as short as Aki and paw paw, na your love go finally make me grow babe '.
She smiled at the end where we we sending each other text msgs.
I was praying right inside my mind for this programme to end soon so That I will go home and have fun with this treasure.
throughout my stay in the programme, she never for once skipped showering me with gifts, food and praises.
She discovered one thing about me which amazes her, I don't seem to care about her flirting behaviour with other guys over there, Infact I give zero Bleep to that, and that made her to love me more, afterall women are the least of my problem now, sometimes I don't care if they exist, if I tell most of them that I am single and never in any relationship they will find it hard to believe.
This babe was mad over me,
There was a time she wanted to kiss me at the backyard but, I had to tell her 'not now'.
She understands.
Finally the programme was over and I took my belongings home, but not without bidding her goodbye.

adewumiopeyemi:
U no no dey sleep.. by this time I see... any way make I sit for front role..

Make urself corn-fortable bro, no mind those friends of mine upstairs

more stories on the way coming, I never finish some people don dey threaten me with hot slap, na so una dey do for una village?

I sat down on one of the chair inside the building, thinking on what to reply.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to bang this babe, me wey never taste kpekus for many years now, due to some circumstances beyond my control, I am just the type that is usually careful with women, reason I don't woo is because I fear they might let people know about it and that will give negative impression of me, people look up to me and the saying 'virginity is lack of opportunity' is just crystal clear about my type of person.
Finally God has answered my prayer, I have seen someone to unleash my years of no kpanshing on.
I remembered precious is still waiting for my reply so I had to type my own and keep.
'Accepted but on some terms and conditions, I like doing coded things, none of your friends should know about it, and pls dont show on my house often, visting me is strictly by invitation and don't wear trouser while visiting.'
Immediately she came in, I handed the phone over to her, she read it and smiled, nodded her head in affirmation and assured me that the situation is under control, I smiled back and we parted our ways.
To be continued.....

There is this girl in my place, I knew her to be promiscuos, she keeps countless number of male friends, a little bit younger than me, tall, dark and average looking when it comes to facial department.
It happens that we attend same school, this same girl dates my friend in the same department, I never in my weirdest imagination nurture the thought that I'm going to have any relationship stuff with her.
During our student's programme somewhere which demands that we all have to stay under same building for some couple of days, this girl came to me, we were discussing and she asked me if I am dating one particular babe in our department because it has been rummoured we are dating, I debunked it, told her I was just being too friendly with most of the girls in our department, Nothing else.
she collected the phone I was pressing, well who am I to protest, I just smiled.
She typed
'I want you thats why I am asking all this questions, I really love you, pls tell me your mind'
Wow, I was speechless, I took the phone from her and went inside living her outside the building,
Still thinking what just happened..