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I hope something comes out this time

Fellow nairalanders lets vote op for the president cum 2019 for this wonderful piece, by the way someone should tryout those lists and tell us the outcome so that we will follow suit.

I only read Type A and never bothered to read the rest, guess what I am full fledged A guy.
Who did same?

AvsGot007:
haba...why you go talk this kind thing... Chai you wan kill me this night With this your post now stuck on my head... no it can't be possible!

bro believe me, rummour once had it that the stuff is human meat around 2006 or thereabout, not sure of that because gala has been saving man pikin from killer hunger, my favourite

I thought as much, had always known that, what if its rat meat or grinded cockroaches, this people no go kill us oo

fidalgo19:
News Coming in now

*JAMB EXTENDED DEADLINE FOR RE-UPLOADING OF O'LEVEL RESULT*

*{20/10/2017}*

This is to inform all UTME candidates that are yet to Re-upload their o'level results that the deadline was extended to next week friday.
The extension is as the result of late awareness of the Re-uploading of the results and Lotta complaints by the applicants..
Therefore, you still have a good one week to re-upload your o'level result s..
_Note: the re-uploading is only applicable to UTME candidates for all tertiary institutions only. Direct Entry Candidates are excluded.._

how authentic is this info?

what do they mean by uploading O level again?

Hahahaha what a post, I can see people turning to pastors because of a mere post , psychology at its peak, Now I see why church business continues to flourish amidst this our bad economy.
It is well sha

that No.1 though.
its just like some people's life style(introverts)
They are always on their lane without looking for trouble, u will keep on tormenting them but when they strike ! Hmmm

bgossipnaija:
You probably know that Google keeps track of everything you type into its search bar, just like it scans your email to “analyze your content.”

But what you may not realize is that Google has been recording you too, as the Guardian points out. The recording isn’t necessarily being conducted in the NSA-manner Edward Snowden talked about recently. Still, if you’ve used Google’s voice-control features (normally prompted after saying “OK Google”), everything you’ve spoken to the service has been recorded. Fortunately, Google does allow you to listen to yourself and clear that history.

If you visit Google’s History site and go to the Voice & Audio Activity tab, you can listen to what you’ve asked Google and delete all the files. You can also change the settings to make sure it doesn’t record you again.

There have been suggestions that Apple’s Siri and Microsoft’s Cortana have also been recording what users say—but there’s apparently no way to delete those recordings. Amazon’s Echo is supposedly the worst of all these services, seeing as it’s recording everything since it’s always on. (It doesn’t have to be prompted to turn on like the others.) You can clear the history of Amazon Echo, however.

http://www.bgossipnaija.com.ng/2017/10/google-has-been-recording-you-heres-how.html

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Thanks for the info op, pls do drop the link so I can check mine

Ajanacool:
I have a friend whom I can't pick his call in a noisy place because he is always whispering even in an emergency situation. Too bad, I simply ignore is calls while I'm on motion (in a bus)

its annoying and you can't help issues either

and ofcourse we will never forget to go with our native palm wine,ugba and okporoko so she will feel the real taste of Nigerian food and know that her real inlaws has finally arrived.
#Our_lushia_inlaw_here_we_Come

Op you sure say that malaria never come back?
How E dey do you?
Pls speak fast so that we will contribute money and send you to hospital, your health and safety matters alot to us the nairalanders

She will be calling me but each time I pick the call she won't talk audibly, I hate it when you wisper on phone as if you wan reveal a secret, I had to accuse poor airtel of bad network just to end the call and get a relief.
"babe, lets text already"

Rokia2:
So fine guy like Majid used to be masturbating up and down when he could have just gotten some pussy?

I really hate masturbation. Dunno what guys do it.

Not everyone have quick access to pussy, most guys living with strict parents with steady flow of moral cadence will testify, no matter how cute you are, most times they find it hard relating with the opposite sex, thats just the truth fam

I thought utme was re-introduced into our education sector not too long ago.
Why the sudden change of plan?
I hope those universities won't vent their frustration on these poor kids later; just saying though

Nice development, keep it up China.

tosyne2much:
This one weak ooo brother

no be small thing oo

That was how I Lost huge sums of UAE currency because of her, now she is getting married to another guy, can't even call me again.
Note : Don't call me mumu yet, until you get the full gist.
Some girl friends are just bad luck personified.
ThankGod, I don't look them twice now.

biacan:
stay away from that girl

once had similar issue with a female friend of mine, she told me same, but this time she said she made a convenant with her God using bible, that anytime she breaks her virginity before marriage that she will die, and this babe set die, cum see backside , choi.
She loved me so much but, maybe we weren't meant to be together, I read meaning into little things, I believe something is wrong somewhere hence the sex denial, I am not ready for stories that touch though.

shit, I just landed here, how come?
Which kind wahala network be this?

the guy don go blow the remaining money for club , na this kind money dey sweet to spend, after every every, the person go just come back to his normal sense

blessedvisky:
Wow. Mehn I love this thread. I read all the comments
I hate going out, especially to places where a lot of people are.
I close to only a few folks
Nobody really knows "me"
I used to have poor social and conversation skills but I'm better now thanks to reading books.
First Class Textrovert
I know how to enjoy myself
I made up my mind to be close to females and now I have 3 on my neck don't know how to manage them without messing up
People call me weird and it kinda makes me happy
I over think little things and over analyse people

A lady (one of the 3 "wise women" sent me money on my B-Day. I spent the rest of the day analysing y she would do that instead of enjoying my day

I treasure memories Alot and I like taking pictures of my close friends when they are unaware. The pic look more real and natural that way rather than fake smiles.

I can spend Hours going through those pictures and laughing to myself, remembering fun moments.

I hate meeting new people too, unless it's beneficial

Cc wins18 Inana

Heterodox Xgravity you are sighted

Nice one bro, introverts are special beings, we are not trouble makers, we like being on our lanes.
glad to be one.
Thumbsup mate

my prim school days was fun all through, never a dull moment coupled with the fact that I am unbeatable by my peers, academically and otherwise, was the youngest, cutest, ever smiling, radiant and.... Infact I was the adorable one then.
Thought life was full of bed of roses then, because my worries were almost next to none, but societal challenges and ill orientations of life has a way of robbing us of our innocence.

Life is full of mental virus, but only people with active mental anti virus scales through.

naija Uni : following the directives of jamb policy, we have finally stamped our cut off mark to be 120.
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Me : why is it like that, na Jamb dey pay una salary?
naija Uni : Na so we see am bros...
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me : but wait oo, una no go reduce something from the 120 to 100 or 80, This na my 7th yr of writing jamb, abeg.
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naija Uni : sorry we can't, thats the last price.
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Me : ok

legitimatefrank1:
Kikiki...And I Will Jejely Say It Was Nwaamaikpes Innovation

hahahaha, no be small thing oo

legitimatefrank1:
You Should Have Tapped Her Damn Hole Man...Nothing Personal

no problem bro, next time, am just gonna do that, if she claims an attempted rape, I go tell police na legitimatefrank1 send me.

with the way autojosh has been uploading exotic cars upandan, I pray make no body go commit crime for here in other to buy car oo.
My hand no dey oo
If you can't afford it now, don't worry your pikin go afford am 2moro.

legitimatefrank1:
Bro You Are A Disappointment To All People Of Ipob Extraction...You Are Not A True Son Of You Father SMH

Ipob?
Bro, I don't do nairaland ipob and afonja stuff, I mind my business,I am just an entertainer on nairaland nothing more or less. So banging any babe you came across makes you a true son of your father right?
is that how ur father Behave?
No offence bro

That No.3 reminded me of one particular crush of mine that came visiting, Babe had to go and lie on the bed telling me not to disturb that she wants to sleep, chai, and I was so 'konjified', na so I just respect myself leave am make she sleep, as a gentleman that I am, but sleep no gree catch this babe oo, small time she go turn, call my name, and I go answer like mumu. I was there but my mind was troubled like a troubled water.
Na so we stay oo, me ma self con join am for bed, until sleep catch me, I didn't know when the Babe left.
I still dey regret my foolishness till date, lost countless number of bangable babes, and still missing because "I am a perfect gentleman"