Yeah I know fool, I said sometimes.

Godgay:
their brain is behind the invention of the device you are using on the internet

How white people brain dey function sometimes baffles me.

This is terrible, construction sites should be avoided at all cost. Rest in peace girl.

Saara money

If it's a politician in Agbada, dem go dey shout baba o baba o

After three husbands?

Thats not a black mamba bro

naijaboiy:
I guess it's a black mamba, very dangerous.

Lalasticlala food don land.

Good

Sorry bro. Street smart in different from book smart.

Stop this nonsense, it's not funny anynore.

mamagee3:
Neighbor are pissed off because I decided to park on my driveway instead of on the street.

When the home video go come out?

Filter scam, she looks totally different in person.

Needs A+

missioner:

B+

Whats your blood group?

missioner:
Please I urgently need assistance on where i can sell any of my kidneys.
I just have to do it.

my contact is: 07031869668

Fvcking spic not white

Not much

Obviously she has not been to South Africa or meet Ugandan girls. You are fat.

If you have nothing meaningful to contribute, it's better to shut up instead of behaving like a buffoon. And it's corper not copper olodo oshi

jaymejate:
[size=18pt]this one na copper or Soldier?
Which skul he finished from?[/size]

Anyway, i never find him, if i do, i go call you

Nasi Lemak, thats Malaysia.

Thanks

layla129:
It can be really frustrating and boring at a point i tell you but a distant relationship that survives only grows stronger. I'll share some of my personal tips from experience with you which has helped and is still keeping us going.
1. Visit each other; if you're lucky to be in the same country, visit each other. And if in different countries, still visit. Spend time and money on travels.

2. Video calls/ chats; being able to see each other regularly and talking about EVERYTHING develops intimacy. Send photos, take shots specifically for him.

3. Make an effort and be determined to make things work; if he's a very busy dude like mine, my sister you have to really try. U jst have to pin him down to get things sorted. The longer issues linger, the gap becomes wider.

4. Keep yourself busy; focus on your life too, develop yourself... apart from the personal benefits you gain from this, it tends to take your mind off the thoughts of him for a while. And i'm sure he'll even respect u more for that.

5. Set some rules; in my case, i made it a standard that we should never sleep over a disagreement. We must settle it before it before we both go to bed...i've gone to bed 3am on an occassion because we just had to straighten out things.
We know each other's schedule for the whole day

6.talk dirty to each other and be very romantic; you know what to do
Plus, tell him when you're angry or unhappy about anything because he is not with you physically to see your expressions.

These are the ones i remember for now, i hope they were helpful? Hang in there sis

Goodluck

Arik again, I know that plane. Sultan Of Sokoto is written on it

Pap and braai when I visited south africa

It was just a rebound relationship with you, shes back with her man. Move on

Drabeey:
Nairalanders, i need your advise ASAP.
Pls note only mature minds only. Pls do not abuse or.......
I made up my mind to put it here than killing myself thinking all by myself.pls dont mind my diction, i have big thumbs

I met this young beautiful lady about 2 years now and ever since we've been friends and just friends.
I took it further to ask her out, but she declined but after up to a year of disturbance, she said yes and......


Fast forwarded till present. I Proposed my love to her with a ring and she was overwhelmed that day. She said yes without ado( i even shared some pics here).

Backward to that time i asked her out. Yes, she told me she is dating one white guy. She told me it isnt anything serious and now she is no more dating him, just that they are now best of friends and he render helps to her. I believed her and we started the relationship.

After i gave her that ring, she has been one very...... girl.
Its either we fight today,quarell tomorrow and.......

She's just been fruustrating my life.

One day we had a little misunderstanding over the phone, and the next thing i saw was her text, telling me she already flushed the ring. I was so mad that day, but i love her and i forgave her later.

Fastforward to last week, i saw a picture on her dp( she was wearing a guys cap and posed in a very lovely house ) . Without suspecting, i asked her where that nice place was and she answered that 'why was i asking'?
I told her jokingly that just to know if that was her new house and she told me it was the white guys house and that was his cap she wore.
My mind got heavy that day and i wasnt myself throughout.

Just of recent, what she did on her dp was so annoying. She snapped her hands and the guys hands on her dp, showing bothe hands as if telling someone "we are married".

I told her to remove it which she did and told me it was an old picture, at least more than a year. Yes i believed and we moved on.
Now to the major problem im facing now, she doesnt pick my calls again.
She will later call back and tell me she's been busy or sleeping and that was why she isnt picking calls.
Apart from that, she doesnt chat again nowadays. She's always online yet, she will never talk to me. She hasn't replied my messages since 2days now...


I need advise on what to do. I love her yet, im afraid she already moved on. Should i just break up with her or wait till........


Pls advise me.

Loose some weight and stop being stupid

mamagee3:
What a cold world I live in.

No man has ever seemed to like me or even care about me. What can I do about this?

Do you think I will ever find someone to love me?

When was the last time you got laid.

mamagee3:
Hi all, opposite door neighbor came into my house with my younger brother and didn't even say hi to me.

He just walked past me like I'm nothing.

Please guys let's help get her neighbour's out of her life.

Nigerian police and foolishness is like bread and beans

SPAR in, next PICKNPAY