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When I saw pap and chicken I knew you didn't write this, a south African did.

mizzbouqui:
Dear lovely sister

So.... your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... he tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first.... you sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking you''ll be the wife?
With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and Prada... he goes to work and goes straight to class after work... he leaves you in pajamas and finds you in the same pajamas when he comes back... while he studies, you watch empire or any Telemundo series, he comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave everyday... the house is clean and his clothes ironed and arranged neatly.. the only serious conversation you have is about the type of groceries you need. The only advice u give him is "Bae you need to buy new socks, the ones you bought last time are torn" nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth.. no plans of making your own life better... yes you are pretty... no doubt about that!... but so is every second girl passing by, Do you realise something?.... you are not doing anything a maid can't do... he is going to finish school and the first thing he is going to do is REPLACE HIS FREE MAID cause he can now afford to pay one and have a PROPER WIFE. That is when we are going to hear your famous last words "I was with him through thick and thin, when he had nothing, now he is successful he thinks I am nothing"
Yes you are right.. you've always been NOTHING but a maid to him ... My dear sister empower yourself to be the woman your man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to carry the whole family if anything happens to his job or health!!! (Just saying tho, nothing of such will happen to your man in future, he won't fall sick neither will he lose his job, I just want you to empower yourself).

Note: Not all men will do this, some will still want you to be the full house wife you've always been, so you might not take the piece serious (For your mind).

I love you

Lalasticlala, oya front page, it's a command not a request

Just call it art if that shitt can't fly.

His husband, so i guess he is the one getting fvcked...what d hell is wrong with these people, have they tasted a juicy pusssy before?

I love malay, they burst cheap places.

First night and we just broke up last night after 19 months.

Princedapace:
Yea

I don come again with ma mumu questions..

What was your shortest period it took u to get him KR her do it on bed wit u?
I mean a lady/guy u chased and wanted to do it wit..

Mine was 2 days.. It was hot!

hey fvcktard, your post are on the wrong section

adewumiopeyemi:
5 Reasons Why Being Short Isn’t A Shortfall After All There’s always that one person that calls you ‘Shorty’ or ‘Smally’ just because you’re way below the average height.
But doesn’t mean you’re not at an advantage. O yes, there are lots of advantages over disadvantages too numerous to mention.

In case, you fall into this category, let’s help you count your pluses.

1. Clothing
While tall people have a huge problem with finding the right sizes in the market when it comes to picking out clothes, shorter people can easily pick a piece of their choice and have it amended even if it doesn’t come in their sizes which are almost rare.

IT'S EITHER YOU TROLLING OR VERY STUPID. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]When a guy tells you he came/ drove past your house while you're at work.

Should I become angry/upset?[/color]

This happened in south africa, they are from zimbabwe not nigerians dumbass op

Same people that celebrate dog meat festival?

I know, I made it up

timidapsin:
nothing like publitrician
lalasticlala come oh...

Plumbtrician

No wire no light

November

Sorry bro and I hope he survive. Love from fourways

Smh wtf

Let them be kid for fuvk sake

You left her at your house? You're the dumb one [qupote author=Lawz20 post=47213949]Good day fellow Nairalanders.

About three months ago, I posted a problem that I was facing in my 3 years old relationship here on this section about my fiancee that was cheating on me, asking for your advises and I got lots and lots of love from all of you, I really want to appreciate you all for that.

Now to the matter on ground, just to cut it short, I broke up with my so called fiancee around April this year, told her am no longer interested in the relationship, she says it ok by her but then she was still in Delta state with her parents, later during the week, she called me to say am not serious with what I told her and that she can't just waste her 3 good years with me just like that, after a lot was said, her mum called me, told me if I really want to break up with her daughter, I must rent her a house, get her a job and compensate her. I laughed and told her, for the house I will try my best but for the other two, they are not possible. She took the phone from her mum and started telling at me that I will have to cos she has stayed with me for 3 years, cooking and washing my clothes. I told her if I have to then she will also have to pay me for her younger sister's schooling that I sponsored, the monthly monies in the name of business, her hair dresser registration, monthly upkeeps and the rest. She shouted at me that am joking with her and she will show me. After lots of arguments, she hung up for a month plus, I didn't hear from her again until all of a sudden, she called me that she will be coming over to my place, at first I was like, you want to come and carry out your threat or what cos she has been sending me threatening messages, she said its for peace then I said ok since her belongings are still in my room. She came like she said, she said she doesn't want to waste time, that I should say what I want, after much talks, pleas and all. I left her at home and head for work, she later called me that she want to leave my house and all she needed from me now is money to rent a house, I told her to wait till I return but she said I should just transfer the money to her, I called the police station that I have already reported the case to and they ask me to give her that it will show that I have pay her off. I called her back and ask how much, she said 30k and I should please add something to it, I sent her 35k apart from the 25k I gave her before she traveled, lo and behold, I returned from work and met my house empty, everything I have was gone, she packed my properties, took the receipts from my box, the only property she left for me are my clothes and shoes. My fridge, TV, home theater, fan, gas cooker, electric stoves, kerosene stoves, mattress and many others are all gone. All effort to reach her prove abortive. The next day in the morning, she called me to say, if I want my properties back, I should come to Delta state and do the right thing, I went to the police station and when I see that all they are asking me is money, I just lost interest. I can't go to her place in Delta cos I don't know what awaits me there so I told myself, I will start over again. This has really thought me a bitter lesson that no matter how much love a girl proves to love you, she can also kill you almost immediately. Please friends, all I need now is help from you all, I have renewed my rent and there's not even ordinary bed talk more of electronics in the house, I have to sleep at work most times, I just need your help, be it financially or materially, I will appreciate, any amount is not little please and nothing is too small.

Just in case you want to help, you can call/whatsapp/sms me on this number, 08075237343 or Email me on shegzylawrence4u@ymail.com
Thank you and God bless you all.[/quote]

He only wanted to develop South Africa, let him go lol

How?

mineANDurs:


In a sane country, this man is an outstanding asset!

Only in Nigeria that we let such talents become waste

Op dey smoke weed. Topic is different from content.

We are waiting.

1000 fighter jets? REALLY NIGGA?

ZUBY77:
Six fighters for an area bigger than Belgium, Portugal, Luxembourg and Holland combined together.
And these four countries combined have 1000 jet fighters.
Can you see why Nigeria is not going anywhere soon?

Feminism, a movement designed for unattractive women with no discernible skills.

Nigeria is screwed. Even some banks in USA $800 per day, Malaysia 5k ringgit 250k naira, SA 5k rands. Buhari e no go take style better for you o.

Go to your bank and open a usd domiciled account and withdraw via wire transfer.

Emmy2009:
After working online for a while now...my effort has really boomed and transformed into something else and my websites have really been progressing. The time have come to withdraw my cash now and im lost cuz i dont really know what to do.
The website i work with wants to pay me through -
webmoney
paypal
wire transfer
payoner
bit coin
perfect money
amazon giftcard
payza

please which of this can i use to get the cash into my keystone account with the easiest of effort cuz im so confused right now and i dont know which one to pick out of the listings. And, if you can also help me with the procedure to go about all this

Bros keep them there.

aloziedaya:
Yes I know how difficult things are in Nigeria right now. Everyday I read and hear from the media news and articles about Nigeria that trouble the heart.
Life in Europe is better in terms of basic needs as humans, but socially it has decayed beyond imagination. The future of our children is at stake here socially and morally. The western culture is eating deep in our children.
So I'm considering bringing my family down to Nigeria to train them in our own culture.
Do you think I'm making a mistake?
Please your candid advice.

You don watch porn your brain don scatter.

BUHARIISCURSED:
blood of cherokee d'azz or pinkyxxx

In an appalling display of fatherly conduct, a Saudi Arabian man shot a doctor who was helping his wife give birth because he was a male and not a female doctor.

Dr Muhannad Al-Zabn was gunned down after meeting the husband outside the delivery ward at King Fahad Medical City in Riyadh.

Al-Zabn met the furious husband in the garden of the hospital assuming he was going to receive thanks for successfully delivering the baby. Instead, the man pulled out a gun from underneath his jacket and fired shots at the doctor, the Gulf News website said.

Dr Al-Zabn was immediately taken to intensive care, and after an operation, is now said to be in a stable condition.

The anonymous man was later arrested by police after fleeing the scene.

Women and men are segregated from an early age in Saudi Arabia. On top of this, women are banned from driving and require a male chaperone, known as a 'mahram', at all times.

In 2014, the Ministry of Health supplied an instruction that male medical workers could only examine female patients if a female nurse was also present.

"Women are prohibited from exposing body parts to male doctors in Islamic law, especially during childbirth. This does not include medical emergencies. Islamic jurisprudence makes exceptions," Qais al-Mubarak, a member of the Council of Senior Scholars said, according to a report by The New Arab.

In 2011, a Saudi woman launched a Facebook group campaign called 'Pure Hospitals' lobbying for an all-female hospital.

"The mixing of men and women in hospitals and other places leads to corruption and vices such as exchanging looks, breakdowns in barriers between men and women, and unethical relationships forbidden in Islam," the woman was reported as saying.


http://www.theladbible.com/articles/furious-husband-shot-doctor-delivering-his-wife-s-baby-because-he-was-a-man-290516

It's been one year since Muhammadu Buhari was sworn in as president of Nigeria, Africa's most populous country and largest economy.

Before coming to power, the former general had promised a wide range of reforms, including tackling unemployment, fighting corruption and improving the economy of his energy-rich nation hit by low oil prices.

Buhari had also pledged to crush Boko Haram, the rebel group that controlled significant chunks of Nigerian territory and was responsible for tens of thousands of deaths.

"We are going to tackle them head on ... Nigerians will not regret that they have entrusted responsibility to us," the former military ruled had said in his speech after being formally sworn in in the capital Abuja last year.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/05/nigeria-year-buhari-lived-promises-160529134704005.html

Final year student and you dey blow grammar like this?

Lunatics, waste of foods.

Kenya, senegal, ivory cost and ghana are free

Keneking:
Really wish it can be the following States:

- South Africa
- Kenya
- Algeria
- Senegal
- Ivory Coast
- Ghana
- Angola
- Ethiopia