Not gonna work.

sharap we dont sell kidneys here...stop being an idiot, how much be 5m. You must come to Malaysia before you know whatsup

Lattop:
And some sell Kidneys

You dont need visas for kenya, senegal, ivory coast and ghana

Keneking:
Really wish it can be the following States:

- South Africa
- Kenya
- Algeria
- Senegal
- Ivory Coast
- Ghana
- Angola
- Ethiopia

Buhari kuku kill us nah....no one can stop me from consuming suya, nkwobi, kilishi and isi ewu. I miss my Igbo gf

Oh please shut up, it's just a randomly generated number by the computer. You religious people tiring.

Dreamwaker:
My New GT Bank Debit Card's C.V.V. Is 666 (Photo)

While out shopping, I lost my debit card so I applied for a new one. It was ready in a week which to me is a long time to get a replacement card. Other banks do it in less than 20 minutes. Anyway I got my card and went home.

I didn't bother looking at the card until yesterday when I wanted to shop online and time to put the C.V.V number, I was shocked to see 666. Ah mogbe!!! Revelations in the Bible came to my mind. What ever you want to buy, 666 will be required. I didn't buy whatever I wanted to buy and started trying to convince myself that it's just a coincidence but it's not possible.

I cannot keep this card and GT Bank must give me a free replacement. For my religious beliefs and also security. It can easily be guessed by any fraudster.

Meanwhile I will like to know how many people will keep the card. Don't try and convince me sha, I have made up my mind

For God sake, it's an hour flight...What else did you expect, you must new to flying.

Gido:
I paid N32k for a seat in economy class of Arik Air from

Lagos to Jos and was expecting to be served with at

least a nigerian standard plate of plain jollof rice. Lo and

behold, Arik gave me a snack pack worth N150!!!!!! Haba

Arik una big pass happy hour and starlight biscuit naa.

You need to improve on what you serve your customers

in domestic routes as obtainable in other climes.

He's investing in his future

If you think they removed those items then you have no idea to how to use your smartphone.

I've been flying in my dreams since 2012, don't know what it means..it's a norm now when I go to bed.

babz007:
sometimes i am really afraid to go to bed because my dreams are always horrible and very real, i have defied gravity so many times to the extent that i know how it feels even when i am awake i use to think it was just a normal thing until i start having persistent dreams of seeing myself flying and defying the laws of gravity it is so real it baffles me a lot, sometimes i tend to speak big grammatical English that i have never spoken when i am awake, sometimes while awake i tend to predict future happenings, because i use to have this feelings i cant explain about seeing a particular event happening before but i do not remember......please help me out i didnt bargain for all these

Null

Error 404: Girlfriend not found

In fourways gauteng, where are you?

If you believe this story, then you're an idiot. That guy was shot, op just made up that story.

Thats not dubai

trash

na mazda3 be 50 million wetin dey worry these nigerian bloggers self

I have my BVN number, just wanted to verify if they truly issued cards for it.
Thanks

barapistis:


No card given,


Just dail The ussd code for checking on your registered phone number to view your bvn

There is a #20 naira charge attached

I was in Nigeria last year when I did my BVN verification and I was told the card will be out in few months. I just want to know if anyone has received theirs

Another case of gender identity disorder

This girls stupidity baffles me

mamagee3:
Hi all, my guyfriend would call me randomly and ask me if I love him?

Why does he always ask me this or try to be reassured all the time?

Any ideas?

Lol

Hey

How do you feel when you're called stupid?

mamagee3:

Kill what?

Kill it before it breeds

mamagee3:
Hi all, my guy seems to know my neighbors even though he's only been invited to my house once.

I'm really curious as to how he found out.

Do you have any ideas?

No big deal, its a master and her slave

I'm searching

You want us to see your 1500 customized shirt and you own an android phone.

achi gini, guy respect yourself o

saintfellow:
Op the fear of edo girls is the achitech of wizdom.

And this made fp?

I'm not a moderator lol

womanlover:

she copy am of cos and she dey find front page without providing the source of the stolen material i trust MODs

When I saw pap and chicken I knew you didn't write this, a south African did.

mizzbouqui:
Dear lovely sister

So.... your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... he tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first.... you sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking you''ll be the wife?
With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and Prada... he goes to work and goes straight to class after work... he leaves you in pajamas and finds you in the same pajamas when he comes back... while he studies, you watch empire or any Telemundo series, he comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave everyday... the house is clean and his clothes ironed and arranged neatly.. the only serious conversation you have is about the type of groceries you need. The only advice u give him is "Bae you need to buy new socks, the ones you bought last time are torn" nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth.. no plans of making your own life better... yes you are pretty... no doubt about that!... but so is every second girl passing by, Do you realise something?.... you are not doing anything a maid can't do... he is going to finish school and the first thing he is going to do is REPLACE HIS FREE MAID cause he can now afford to pay one and have a PROPER WIFE. That is when we are going to hear your famous last words "I was with him through thick and thin, when he had nothing, now he is successful he thinks I am nothing"
Yes you are right.. you've always been NOTHING but a maid to him ... My dear sister empower yourself to be the woman your man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to carry the whole family if anything happens to his job or health!!! (Just saying tho, nothing of such will happen to your man in future, he won't fall sick neither will he lose his job, I just want you to empower yourself).

Note: Not all men will do this, some will still want you to be the full house wife you've always been, so you might not take the piece serious (For your mind).

I love you

Lalasticlala, oya front page, it's a command not a request