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5minsmadness:
I think it's teenage crush...shudders
You know, that feeling you used to have on your teacher when you were in primary school...
Shudders again and looks for iron pant...Just in case

5minsmadness:
pls oh, i didnt hurt anyone's feelings.
Its guilty conscience that is worrying him
He knows what he did to those monikers and he knows what to do to settle that matter.
But he wont do it cos he's not mature enough.
Too bad.
He can keep fantasizing you are me if it makes him sleep better at night.

Keep up the good work.

he haz too many
enemies on diz NL
to kip track off.

no one likez the
bored teenaga datz
why he kept beggin
us to wish him a happy bithdai
last week.

maybe wen he finally
gainz admission he wud
hav less tym
to display foolishness on
diz site

5minsmadness:


Why una dey call me for francis matta?
abeg i dey chop.
Mentions all over romance section.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew.

hez d one mentioning
yuh up nd down o
na me jusss dey assist
am
dude iz pained mehn
wetin yuh do am?

freecocoa:
A machine that would scrub thoroughly.

d onli machine yuh nid
iz a v.ibrator
yuh loneli woman!

y not put ma slioooong
to gud use

watson123:
Seriously? Try harder!
I have only called mod twice for cococaandy and babygirlflll.

Bye, no need arguing with you.

wow so uve called modz
4 cococandy b4?
d sme lady whoze azz
yuh constantly lick?
nawwaa o
Francistony
u r not loyal at all

lezz:
Both of them are bad examples of internet technology. Kids of insignificant ages who are yet to define there existence and purpose will apply their schooling stipends for Internet subscribtion and suffer their struggling parents at home with anxiety high blood pressure.

pay dem no mind jor
francistony lyks 2 put mouff
where adultz r talkin
onli 4 us to discover today
dat he/she iz a teenager wu
iz even yet 2 secure admission
in2 uni ..Hahahahaha
wind don blow todai mehn
fowl yansh don open

i jusss teenk God dat
francistony moniker got
banned from family section
at least we r enjoyin intellectual
contributions now

jobless teenagers
shioooor!

lezz:
That's exactly what happened when Victoriabee quoted me and started yapping like like she's having emotional diarrhea. I slayed her with facts and put her in her true place, then she went offline without a reply which is atypical of the Victoriabee personal , only to reappear as Watson123 flaming with rage and calling on the words.

This guy is a teenager with confusing hormones. The anonymity of social media has created a sphere without borders even teenage faggotts can mingle with adults.

spot on!

no 1 lyks francistony anyway
he got no friendz in real lyf
datz why he was on NL on
hiz bday last week beggin
for HBD wishezzz

howeva, peeeple r fooled
by victoriabeez
picturz doe. not knowin
neither of deeez monikerz
r who they portray
themselves 2 be.
both r run by the sme jobless teen.

welcome 2 d internet!!

Letter to 5minsmadness:

az i warned yuh b4
francistony can nevva stop
mentionin yuh name
everywei on NL
he talkz about yuh
constantly wit hiz watson123
monikeer
yuh must hv realli done a
numba to him/her
coz itz alwaizz cryin
ova yuh

Francesca callz every1 "pained"
wen d pained individual realli iz
itself

it haz been revealed dat
he/she is a teenaga
itz howeva not yet clear if
itz a male or female tho
buh it simultaneously
alternateZ btw d
victoriabee and francistony
monikerzz

therefore, cease and desist
frm arguin' wit diz small chilld
from henceforth


urZ sincerely,

wisdomiskey.

FrancisTony:
Ishilove, warn this dude to stop mentioning my moniker.
He can bring on tangible proof that I am who's he's accusing me of.

It's not crime to have different ideology.

kontinu callin modz
cry babi
did yuh not use yuh watson123
moniker to call for help on
dat thread on family section
now yuh wanna act like itz not
yew
yuh broke a rule by going ova a ban
and posting in d family section


ModeratorZ
francistony haz used hiz watson123
moniker to insult & bully peeple
so be fair and warn him teww

francistony i see
yuh hv now logged out yuh watson123
moniker nd r now usin yuh main 1
still waitin 4 yuh 2 sign in
yuh victoriabee moniker tew

watson123:
Stop peddling lies. I appeared because you mentioned my moniker on your post.
Jeez! Lying is something you excel at.

Closeted gay.

leave lezz alone jor
teenage internet gangsta
yuh so borin' mehn
usin d sme linez
ova nd ova again

i.e. all yuh eva say iz:
bitter soul, closest gay, pained individual etc

boooooorin!! upgrade yuh linez jare
small pikin

watson123:
Bye You are entitled to your belief.

sorri crybabi
y did yuh spend yuh bday
on nl doe
r u lonely?

watson123:
Seriously? Try harder!
I have only called mod twice for cococaandy and babygirlflll.

Bye, no need arguing with you.

y dont yuh wanna
discuss wit me
Francesca?
ive exposed yuh
tew much abi

cc. thesonofmark, lezz, lolaredvelvet, 5minsmadness make una
cum see o
d famous internet gangsta
francistony
iz actually Victoriabee
nd he/she is a teenaga
who haz no bizness
discussin wit matured
folk in d family section

watson123:
Thesonofmark? I have never quoted him. He always do. I don't know that moniker till he got on my nerve.
Lolaredvelvet? I have never quoted her till she accused me of being cococandy.

You, 5minsmadness are obsessed with me not other way round.

yuuh r d sme teenaga
wu operatez d Victoriabee
moniker nd herez y:

both of yuh hv d sme views
on everytin e.g. feminism
in fact francistony claimz 2
be male buh yet speakz in d sme
manna a teenage gal doez
i.e. victoriabee

both monikerz attack
d sme peeple in d sme
manna

both often log in@ d
sme time 2 support each
otherz rantinz

francistony often feelz
pained wen victoriabee
getz slayed nd alwaiz callz
modz on ha behalf
perhaps itz becuz yuh r infact
Victoriabee!

both monikerz hv an
habit of usin alternatez
to lyk their own commentz

both cry 2 modz weneva dey get
d lasshin of deir lyf ...


can yuh see d correlation?
jusss cum out alreadi


cc. lezz, thesonofmark, lolaredvelvet, 5minsmadness

watson123:
Yea. Keep accusing.
I own all the monikers just as lolaredvelvet accused me of being cococandy.

You can add bukatyne to the list.

buh yuh accuse every1
of being 5minsmadness
can yuh plz clarify y yuh
and Victoriabee r obsessed
wit d sme peeple
i.e.thesonofmark, lolaredvelvet & 5minsmadness
yuh cant seem
2 get ova dose monikerzz
dey mustve realli hurt
yuh feelin' rite?

watson123:
I am only banned on family section and I don't do trivialities with my moniker.

gooood! glad tew hear dat
buh now dat yuh hv revealed
yuh tru age, can yuh
kindly stop pretendin
2 be a grown man on
the family section?
some1 lyk yuh haz
no bizness discussin
wit matured minds

..nd also plzz cum out
nd admit yuh are d same
bored teenager
wu operates d victoriabee
moniker

remember: honesty is d best policy ok
small pikin lyk yuh

watson123:
No balls yet to quote me with ya' real moniker, 5minsmadnesss.

y not quote me
wit urz?
abi you've been banned ey!

watson123:
I really don't have time for back and forth with you.

This is a thread I told you that.
https://www.nairaland.com/2251479/why-modern-woman-sad/5#32692896

I gave you link where you quoted it.

For your information, I am not up to 20years.
You should understand what early life mean.

Ciao!

Francistony
so yuh r not evin
up tew 20yrz of age?
no wonda! hehe

dat explainz a lot

so y did a yung guy
lyk yuh spend ur
bday on NL?
hv u no friends
in real lyf ?

freecocoa:
All of the above.

Stage one to last.

if yuh can kiss
den y r yuh still
a single bitta
feminist @40yrs
of age?
yuh clearly cannot
kip a man

d bible says
man iz not defiled
by wat goez in2 hiz
moufff buh rather
wat cums out of it
(i.e. wordz spoken)
so feel free 2 gooble
drink nd slurp up
yuh partnerz
private part

ko kan aye mehn

Phema:
That was my alter ego.

y r not serz
r yuh male or female?
abi yuh be
caitlin jenner?
jusss confezz now

oseod:
Your story maybe true.....
But nollywood has made so much of such "where you dey wen I be nobody" stories....it sounds too perfectly structured to be real


And why is getting a job in oil companies our "happily ever after" in nigeria
E.g Cinderella married the prince and they lived happily ever after
tobi eventually got a job with shell, married wunmi and he lived happily ever after


enjoyed reading tho.....

storiezz dat toucch
OP, na yuh b d next
Tchidi Chikere

scotteno no mind
am
Phema na
bonafide lair
virgin ko, nun ni
no b she talk diz
yday?

Phema:
I do think you are the "small pikin" here. She made much more sense than you did. Is money good? Hell yea! Does it make life a lil easier? Ofcourse yes! Does it make a happy marriage? Big NO!

Marriage entails much more. My own parents weren't rich, but OMG, I've not seen a happier couple. I used to wonder if my marriage could ever be as happy as theirs. . .

There is just this inward happiness and peace of mind that money cannot give.

OP, to answer your question. . . My single life was very sweet. So sweet I dreaded marriage. Now, I'm married and I got to know a different kind of sweetness. Settled-responsible-family life kinda sweetness. And I totally love it! Much more than the single one.

abi she wan tlk
say she stil dey intact
afta marriage?

liarz boku 4 NL