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dont listen 2 all
deez yeye feminazis
on NL
most of em r bored
fulltime housewives

dey hav no voice in deiir
homes buh cum online
to tlk nonsenze
most of dem dont practice
wat dey preach on diz site

dey cant dare
2 look into deir huzbands eyez
wen submissivly svckin on hiz sliooooong
shud i name names?

Freecocoa yuh see
yuh lyf
Uve exposed yuh
putrid puccci now
becuz of bouquet

i no blame yuh sha
wen yuh never see
man 2 marri
@ 40yrs of age

ma slioooong iz still on offa doe

omo see
fyn gaal
na diz type i go
like marry
not freecocoa d old cargo

enoqueen:
What is this ode saying

Who be this one

Cant u share ur view without quoting me

dont tlk 2 me
wit dat same
moufff yuh
used 2 svck
multiple slioooooongs
silli hag

enoqueen:
One of the many mistakes we women make is allowing our men know that we av money.

U did not do anything wrong and let it remain so even after paying ur fees.

When men sees money with us, they will be coming up with different project that they cannot do alone just to make sure that we spend what we av.

nd d mistakes
men make iz 2
spend our hard earned
moni on yuh ungrateful
women.. onli
4 yuh to selfishly
guard urz wen d man
is in financial crisis

selfish tin lyk yuh

soon yuh will
hear these women chant
"your money is OUR money, my money is MY money"
greeedi wincheez

cococandy:
@topic maybe her insurance is too expensive that she can afford a new baby rather than pay the little premium so that the company can cover the rest.

Smh.

Not everyone walking the streets is normal

yuh talk tew much
alwaaiz seekin
attensiion
booring tin lyk yuh

cant yuh see diz
thread iz now pure
entertainment
u cum here dey
form 'advice'
gerrrout!

Efe and Crackhaus mak una kontinu jor

freecocoa:
The pattern am talking about is women have been and are being more abused than men, chances of a man like Freeze, suffering and enduring abuse is highly unlikely.

How many men do you know that have endured abuse? Please tell me about them.

endure diz sliooong
im offering yuh
ashaaawo

even if freecocoa kept
all d rules
she still can't keep a
man @ 40yrs of age
har punni is rotten just
d way I lik it

freecocoa wud u lyk to
carri belle lyk dis woman?
I can mak it hapen dear
just lemme kno fastt
ur eggz r dryin up alreadi
i kno u r not happi bein
alone in ur 40s
i wanna help lyk you so much

freecocoa:
I hate that kanu man with a passion, such a beast.

The FG should arrest and castrate his a$$.

yuh hate all men
u bitter broad!
no wonda yuh still
single in ur 40s
I can help yuh lose
sum weight doe
just open yuh flabby
thighz il do all d work

freecocoa doesn't nid
to worri about all dis
coz sheeel nevva get
married.
Nobody wants an
old fat cargo

freecocoa:
I don't know what you think, but these people like controversy, it has nothing to do with hypocrisy.

Freeze is not your average Nigerian man, he is not the man that a woman abuses, how many of such men that keep quiet taking crap from their women do you know? I know a man that has a violent wife, I have talked about him here before, he actually fights back, the only time he cried was when she was pregnant because he did want to hit a pregnant woman, in all those their fights, he didn't have any scars, what she does is break things, try to smack him, off the tv.

How is it plausible that a man like Freeze, got beaten for years and kept quiet? What are you even saying?

Btw, I don't remember saying it was to seek sympathy.

Wat I think iz a lonely
woman lyk yuh needs sum
gud lovin
yuh berra grab diz chance
now cuz I kno noone
iz approachin an eldarly
hag lik urself in real lyf
rather dan spend yuh whole lyf
debating on nairaland, spend it
wit me teabagging yuh
wrinkled face

I aint promising yuh
marriage doe
cant afford tew marry an
old cargo

Ewuro4:
wow cocoa , I'm speechless with your glaring hypocrisy display

Doctored pictures to seek sympathy? Abused men would rather keep mum and enjoy battering in silence if every reader on this forum have same reasoning/conclusion as yours. Please stay away from justice system

Reporting abuse is now a Dirty linen? wow wow wow!

I apologize ma'am
dont tak ma darlin'
freecocoa too ceriouzly
shez a loneli dunce
buh by di tym I tru wit har
cobweb infested pucci,
sheel be back to sanity

visit d latest
olosho jointzz

cococandy:
Nne your figure is to die for. Don't let any troll tell you otherwise.
And Don't mind anyone hating on your slimness. Some wish they can 'malnourish' themselves to be like you. Come to our fitness and healthy eating thread to see for yourself.

I wish I can open my eyes and go back to my almost 20 days when I was skinny like that too.

Pls hold it tightly o. A word is enough for the wise.

Make you no come join us dey chew grass and panting on the threadmill everyday

ashi yuh talk tew much
instead of yuh to put
dat mouff to betta use
my nutz r waiting
slaag

Na tru talk o
IJEBU PEEPLE
dem STINGY die!
abeg na joke I dey o

VictoriaBee:
Your mother would be of help of you are so hornyy.

yer im hornnyy for
freecocoa
ma nasti ancient prosti
not yuh sorri
ur lik panla dry everywei
d way I dey look dis
yuh pic, dat pucci
probably smells tew

nicerichard05:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/pastor-gives-out-22-cars-others-at-birthday/#sthash.vJgnPBe1.4GuRhtjZ.dpuf

omo I nid ma share

VictoriaBee:
Look at how ugly and razz you look even after blurring your picture.

yuh will age badly
cum gargle my spermatozoa
itz gud for yuh shriveled
skin

freecocoa:
Watching devious maids, new episode.

It's becoming more interesting, do you think Jessie likes Marrisol for real? I think he does.

all yuh do is watch moviezz
and tlk nonsense on
nairaland all dai
u need a man in yuh lyf
and i can be of help

freecocoa:
Ever heard of sarcasm?

yuh signature on profile
lets me kno u r lonely
and sad
some1 walked out of
ur lyf init?
dont fret, im here to fill
dat void
hopefully ma long python
can fill up ur elderly slack hole
cum into ma arms sluut

freecocoa:
No, there were witnesses, please! Besides that, this woman didn't do this, don't even make me say it.

lonely old hag
I'm begging yuh
respond to ma request
i love yuh

freecocoa:
Why then are you concluding? I said I will only believe if proved beyond reasonable doubt, so far? It's he said, she said.

y did you abandon
our raunchi conversation
on the oda thread?
respond to me old woman

INTROVERT:
8+13+2










I won't change my answer because it's wrong so don't quote me. That was my calculation in 9. 4 seconds.

Yuh again!

unrepentant thieves

cococandy:
What are the chances? Well anything is possible but for objectivity's sake I'll go with what I'm seeing. If she won't go into more details she leaves the public no choice than to take what they've been told by the man. We are not in their house.

Say she inflicted the injuries on him in self defense or he doctored the pics or got the injury elsewhere and is trying to set her up, what good will it do her to not try hard enough to clear her name?

I was on that thread and people were saying all sorts of bad things about the freeze dude. To me, He's the perfect candidate for abuse as the wife probably knows that people will say "serves him right"
You know a celebrity with a bad rap is ripe candidate for abuse. He/she doesn't want the public showdown, the partner knows public opinion doesn't favor him/her.

And some are saying what naija man will fold his arms and watch himself getting beat up like it's impossible. Maybe he's not a fighter or she's a thrower. Some violent ladies may not be strong but if you get into a fracas with them and don't duck fast enough, the bedside lamp will shatter in your head before it gets to the wall behind you.

Anything is possible.

cuckoocandi, yuh gat dose
perfect dikk svckin lipz
cum do d needful
hoee

freecocoa:
The confusion is indeed legendary, I just hate to deal with these ones, if all men reasoned like these lots, I'd rather die unmarried.

Amen. buh b4 you do dat,
allow me to giv yuh
the privilege of chokkin on
ma dikk
Hv u tried buk.kake?

freecocoa:
Can't pictures be doctored or you think, 'this is naija so... or he couldn't have gotten those injuries somewhere else?

Her denying it flatly is what i'll do if I were her, I don't owe you all any explanations, if he's sure he's guilty, then take her to court.

Not everyone likes to air laundry outside.

since joinin nairaland
ve neva followed anybody buh
you.
I love yuh
I wanna clear dose cobwebz
down dere
answa me yuh old lonely
b1tch
lemme dikk yuh down

udz:
Thanx buddy, women and their mouth, she started by 3 sq meal talk, I pointed dis to her, she yab my sis and mum. I handled it calmly but not evryone will. . . unto the topic.

dey sex-starved
dats why dey rant tew
much.
just offa em d dikk and
deez hungryy b1tches
wud love yuh for it

omo vector
na the shiz
phyno too dey
try