A lot of people have mysteriously died around Davido.

Dude has a dark spirit and I won't be surprised if he dabbles into the occult

Ademoore07:
Imagine the trash u had just spitted. You call a medical doctor whose monthly salary is thrice more than that of her husband jobless. Thats a lady that can feed your generation.

I urge you to:

1. Read my post again
2. Look up who Dr Olufunmilayo is on Twitter
3. Retract your stupid response to me

Ciao!

pocohantas:


Oga bring your good girls for orientation o. Not tomorrow they’ll say bad girls are marrying. Who is a bad girl? Toor!

Good girls no dey again na. Dem don spoil finish - tenks to yuw

Lol. This woman go dey regret say she carry her matter put for internet.

Never put mouth in husband and wife matter. Dem go settle las las. This goes out to that jobless nycompoop Dr Olufunmilayo "Our Fav Online Doc" who has released at least 30 tweets on this matter

Never undergo chemo for someone else's cancer!

pocohantas:


Selling which market? I met all the Nlders I know when I was Poco, the very evil feminist. I didn’t have to be a good girl to meet them and they are all PREMIUM.

Send me PM from now till rapture, I no go reply. There is no market to be sold, some men like us BAD! He is one...




I said it should end in FINAL YEAR. A student is excused, a working class with a good job that has money to buy other things- not nice.



Lol! Pele

Eh ehn.. your market dey sell o queen poco
Ride on ma

CHoccolaTE:


everything you wrote to me or will ever write to me will come to pass in my destiny.
I will lose my children one by one and I will be barren if I have no kids, I will lose everything I ever worked for and I will not get anything I hope for, men will run from me, women will betray me, children will curse and mock me.
I will lose my children for cursing someone online the way that lady you mentioned lost her child. I'M A FOOL.
Are you the Op or why are you so pained?

Any curse I have ever written to anyone now or in future will return back to me and fall on my destiny.

So be it.

Insha Allah

pocohantas:


I know I could be overwhelming, because I have OCD, so my own cleaning and arranging habit is extreme. I took the habit to work and I am always arranging my boss’s desk, he likes it though.
But I had to learn to tone it down because many people find it irritating.

Sometime ago I was asking my friend how I can tell someone he has odour and the guy dey laugh me. It is not an easy discussion o!

Just call him one day, ask him if he would tell you when you are going wrong- he’ll definitely say YES. Take it from there. If he has too-few-clothes, encourage him to buy more. I see guys bragging about not having many clothes like women and I conclude their brain is paining them. That is one reason they smell bad.

Subtly selling your market as usual I don't blame you tho

EaglesEyes1:
Guys beware of Nigeria ladies who try to imitate the characters of those American white ladies, if you all have noticed, the divorce rate especially in USA is alarming. In America a woman can just wake one morning and tell the husband that I m not feeling the love between us anymore and file for a divorce. The divorce lawyers are cashing out big time. How can a marriage last when both partners think that they are equal to each. In marriage a man is meant to be the head no two captains on ship nor even in a plane, so the marriage is not balanced and when something is not balanced, it will fall. If you want to practice feminism, practice it outside of the marriage but don't bring inside the marriage. Anyway, if u are miserable lucky to get married to Simp husband who will tolerate your feminism attitude, then get ready cuz u will be tired of him and cuz of the Nigeria system u might not get to divorce for no jus cause reasons, instead u will start cheating on him with som1 who is not a simp because you aren't wired to be attracted to a simp.

It's too late. Nigeria is already headed in that direction I see a lot of single cat'ladies in their 40s in the nearest future

CHoccolaTE:
Op, if you are a man pretending to be a woman and you started this thread to make women objects of ridicule you will die before the end of next year, slow and painful death.

If you are actually a stupid and attention seeking female then I have no words for you.

Make I mention you so that you will see the post
@leshurr

You're wishing death on someone because of a post on Nairaland?
You are rotten to the core and definitely hell-bound. There is no salvation for a wicked and possessed soul like you.

For assuming you have such audacity to utter such words, you will live, my dear you will live to watch everything you've ever worked for crumble before your eyes, nothing you touch will ever prosper, you will face hatred and dejection everywhere you go. Men will run from you, women will betray you, children will curse and mock you.

The same way Mstick lost a child after cursing someone on Nairaland, so shall you lose your children one after the other if you have any. But if you have none, may you remain barren for the rest of your miserable life.
May evil and darkness torment you all the days of your life. You will beg for death and it will not answer you until your appointed time to leave earth and burn in the flames of hell for eternity.

So shall it be. Amen.

waploger:


Invest in me. i take God beg you. Hungry want kill me for work wey i dey learn.

Samakus:
A 40k salary earner thinking of opening a shop for a girl he's not married to.

Truly, dem dey born maga everyday aswear. No wonder yahoo boys dey cash out on a steady

Imagine this fool wants to invest his little pitiful savings on a girl - tomorrow this same dolt will tell a bro or male friend that he has no money to assist them

Firstandonly:

my parents are doing well, dad is even taking care of his brothers children. my sister's are all married. the only thing my parents need from me is my love and present not money

And so the next thing is to squander your money on a broke girl you are not married to?
Please go ahead and "invest" so that when she upgrades her lifestyle she will dump your sorry ass for a richer dude and tell you "how much is 60k sef?"

SweetCunt97:
Yooowa! Look at the reason why you searching like a vulcanizer.. Savage indeed.

E pain am
SweetCunt97, Zzor & baby124 are all the same person.

planetx13:


Exactly, thank God you know everyone must move with his/her class.... So stop looking for a rich, decent, real man when you are a broke, ill-mannered biitch.....

Ciao

@Zzor, it is well

Nigeria is definitely not a democracy. What kind of brainless baboons do we have in power?

Nigerian Army left Boko Haram in the North to slaughter peaceful #EndSARS protesters in Lekki. Now their priority is to curb freedom of speech and right to protest through baseless threats?

While Boko Haram killings continue....

See, at this point, youths must take to the streets again and demand total freedom or else, this country is done for.

slimfit1:

Your sponsor aka terrorist government sponsored the people that came to attack peaceful protesters, we can clearly see that but failed to mention that in the panel. Boko Haram must be friends of the state.
If the problem of this government is peaceful protesters we wonder what level bandits and Fulani terrorist are.

It's obvious Boko Haram is sponsored by our Northern infested governmental parastatals.

Northerners, how market? This is how they'll keep slaughtering you lot until you borrow sense and end tribalism and bigotry.

A brainless aboki is the president of Nigeria yet his own house (The North) is on fire!

You cannot hold your leaders accountable because of religious and ethic sentiments. Olodos! Our dear Northerners, your thirst for power will be the end of you

Pocahontas food don ready

Watch how she will litter this thread with phrases like "alfa males are still marrying, so there's hope for a lady like me who is 2 years short of 40 years old!"

Sweetheart, no be your type dem dey marry.

Desperado.

Davido has paid his way through life.
But unfortunately, Grammy is one thing you cannot PAY for.

Even the people commenting "pained souls" are pained as well. That wedding pepper una well well but dont be jealous tho - I see cheating in their future Uchemba no go fit satisfy that mama wey him marry.

Person wey dey laff anyhow, dey do cheesy skits online - its so obvious that boy no go sabi destroy punni wella

Uchemba resemble person wey no go sabi fvck well - his 'wife' will cheat on him #justsaying

Y'all are giving this dunce too much clout

Imagine this idi0t suing the owner of Twitter while still actively using his App.

Who cursed Nigeria

We4all:


Read the message in the post. Don't be silly by trying to shame dead or unmarried ladies.

I only highlighted what you posted in sheer stupidity. So you couldn't think of a better example to encourage our resident lonely hag 'queen poco', other than the example of a middle-age woman who died one year after marriage?
You are an extremely dumb sadist

Lexusgs430:
Buhari MUST be banned from travelling to the UK.......


He must only attend hospitals in Nigeria..... Let's watch him die slowly.......

Buhari wey don die since

We4all:


At least she is alive and that's all that matters. I know a lady who married at 38, and in less than a year she was dead . In fact there are many more like that.

LMAO.
Pocohantas, can you see that your mates are dying within one year of marriage

pocohantas:


C’mon shut up. Are we the one that told you to live in a brothel, surrounded by hoes?

You and your fellow redpilled minions will be here wailing, it won’t stop people from marrying. The real world is different.

Eyah. I know this is the kind of news you like to see. You are 2 years short of 40 yet no husband to call your own #pitiful.

LMAO at Pocahontas, QuintessentialW, Reussite and co ... who spend all day on nairaland desperately encouraging themselves that men are marrying!

Poco in her late thirties hoping and praying some dolt will be dumb enough to house and feed her rotten, over-bleached, retired puss

keep dreaming darling!

TheSuperb:
Beautiful couple. My type of girl.



But why he is rushing into marriage at this very young age is what I don't understand.

The geh don dey deny am pucci.. so he gats marry

SilverNorGold:
.. Atiku just dey waste him time.. All smart Nigerians know the protest was sponsored by opposing elements, just to spite President Buhari and disrupt his government because of what he did to them at the poll.. But no matter what Atiku does, he'll NEVER be the president..

Shameful he couldn't win the election even in one of the too many parallel/alternate universes... Especially on the alternate Earths..

On Earth core and billions of other alternate Earths, he lost to President Mohammadu Buhari..

He even came behind Timaya and Naira Marley on two of the alternate Earths - Earth 098570 and Earth 055986 - which were still won by President Mohammadu Buhari... On some, he wasn't even qualified to contest... So I don't understand why he's disturbing himself, as there's nothing he can do. His fate is already sealed. He can NEVER become our President!

May God help Nigeria.

I weep for you bro. Your daftness knows no bounds

Who are these clowns ruining the front page

Dadaboy:

Do you idiots read to comprehend or read to foolishly become aggressive or attacking ! Did he tell you his children are virgins or expect bride price be paid for them?
You mustn’t tell people you are dumb.

No mind am. Beckysexy is nothing but a disvirgined dunce

OP you need to snap out of the mental cage you've put yourself into. What exactly is your problem?

With the current state of Nigeria, everyone is venturing into one business or another upon the realisation that their degrees and masters are utterly USELESS! How many people are gainfully employed? Who gives a fvck whether you have an OND or HND? Those with masters and even PHd are jobless and having to fend for themselves through business.

Now, instead of you to focus on how you can learn a skill and create a life for yourself, you're here lamenting about lack of HND or what not..

Wake up bro.

AfroKnight:


She will not be able to pay o. She has not started collecting salary as a doctor. £10k is good. At least, She will be paying it £500 per month for nearly 2 years. Win Win.

Lol. Dude has wasted money on these wack lawyers for nothing.

He won't win the lawsuit, mark my words.