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hadura29:Which planet do you come from? I need you to know that Nigerians are among the people that uses the most expensive car in the world |
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both their wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the "kicker": A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. AND...................: Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse... Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre... Worth a share ...!! Lalasticlala what do you think? |
Lala247:The man understood the fact that one man will not be enough for her that is why he didn't propose. |
Lala247:One funny thing is that the lady is looking beautiful. Some Nigerian men will see it as opportunity. |
A woman tried to rape a sleeping man after breaking into his apartment during the middle of the night. Chantae Marie Gilman, 28, admitted attempted rape and assault charges but said she didn't know the victim and has no recollection of what happened. The mum-of-three, who claims she suffers from bipolar disorder and psychosis, climbed into the victim's bed while he was sleeping. Detective Roger Ishimitsu reported: “Once arriving home he fell asleep on his bed (and) slept very hard due to a long day.” The victim told police he woke at 2am to find Gilman, who weighs nearly 16 stone, on top of him having sex, while holding his hands above his head. He then demanded Gilman get off and leave, but she refused and told him to be quiet, according to the police report. Gilman pleaded guilty to both charges and is due to be sentenced on June 19. Her plea deal requires her to serve two years probation upon release from custody. http://naijamusicmovement..co.uk/2015/05/woman-charged-for-raping-sleeping-man.html?spref=tw&m=1 Lalasticlala come and see!
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I will ask him how did he "God" come to be? |
TheSonOfMark:Brother, you're not smiling ![]() |
It has been said that if you don't loss what you have, you wouldn't know the value. President Goodluck Jonathan, Nigerians will for ever miss you. Now we know how much we love you. A legend, No 1 agent of change. A true democrat, you kept your words "free & fare" others would have taken advantage of their office to rig the election. You are a hero. You have won in life and a winner you will always be. I wish you the best great man of PEACE! Lalasticlala fp please!
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Dear Nigerians... My sincere advice here is.... ....IF deadliest civil WAR breaks out, all of us ranting here APC and PDP, you and i will be refugees in Benin Republic and other countries if we survive it. Note that the elites you are fighting for on social media will survive with their families, and they will still sit at a peace accord meeting somewhere in Ghana, South Africa or the U.N to still decide your fate and fly back their families with their private jets to continue using those who survived. If i may ask where are their children? they are all abroad in safe keeping. Nigerian youths listen and listen good, we have only one Nigeria, what the RADIO did to Rwanda is what SOCIAL MEDIA IS DOING TO NIGERIA NOW. WE are all pushing NIGERIA TO WAR, there will be no winners or losers! Nigerians, you and i will lose at last. GOD FORBID such happens, all of us here might not be alive to tell the story but i bet you, all the elites and their children will be alive to tell the story. You and i don't own oil wells and private jets, then what are we fighting for? They want you to be counted as casualties so there would be a case. Please say no to violence! If GEJ wins he wont feed his village. If Buhari wins he wont feed his village, and nothing will change, there is no time a govt will solve all your problems. There are more beggars and homeless people in the U.S than Nigeria even in Obamas backyard in Chicago homeless people queue up for food hand outs daily. Lets preach LOVE and KINDNESS. To keep Nigeria one is a task we must all achieve. Help forward this message to every Nigerian .PRAY without seizing for this great nation. SAY NO TO ELECTION VIOLENCE!!! GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!! I love you all I want my future children to meet your future/present children but this can only happen if we are alive. Stay safe my dearest people Please lalasticlala, seun mod I need NairaLanders to read this massage. |
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Nigerians are like; JEGA, 8pm don pass naaaaa, Abi GEJ-Mourinho never change finish? make una start the Second half naaaaa.
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EroticAngelina:Read the post before you comment! |
belamour:Don't mind him brother. He's committing suicide yet saying he don't want to kill himself. |
shugga:That's a wise lady talking. |
The recent visit of First Lady Dame Patience Jonathan to Enugu has left a big scar on Nollywood. This is because the police in Enugu are currently looking for ways to settle the bitter feud that engulfed the artistes’ community in the state over how an alleged First Lady’s largesse would be shared among top actors who attended her rally. This feud has seemingly put one group known as Nollywood Apostles against other stakeholders in Enugu State led by Patience Ozokwor popularly known as Mama G, making it very difficult for the center to hold. As at last Thursday, some of Nollywood’s big wigs involved were still angry and had refused to show up at the Police Area Command, Abakpa Nike, Enugu where the case was domiciled. The Area Commander had arranged for them to settle the matter amicably. Checks reveal that Nollywood Apostles comprising some of the best faces in the movie industry including Steve Ajebo Eboh, Charles Awurum, Emeka Enyiocha, Benedict Johnson, Chinwe Owoh, and Ngozi Ezeonu among others had been featuring at several PDP campaign rallies including the one that brought Dame Jonathan to Enugu. According to a source, trouble started after the departure of the First Lady when facilitators of the rally, Patience Ozokwor and Chinyere Wilfred were on stage giving the vote of thanks. An aide to Dame Jonathan had allegedly dropped a parcel containing N3 million into the hands of one of the actors, which he quickly cornered with the connivance of his fellow ‘Apostles’. But the cookies crumbled when the aide called Mama G aside and intimated her of the monetary gift and to whom it was handed. “The real drama started when the actor who collected the parcel was about to zoom out of the venue in his car. Mama G re-enacted her screen roles for real. In her view, the money was meant for all the stakeholders who graced the rally and not only for the Nollywood Apostles. Mama G stood in the way of the car, yelling and asking to be crushed just as she sent someone to call the police. She didn’t mind being called witch, ashawo and all sorts of unprintable names. She blocked the car until the police came and took all the parties to the station,” a source says. However, Steve Eboh has denied ever being involved in such a show of shame. He told Entertainer: “I never had anything to do with any money or anything like that. Don’t mind them, my brother. As I speak with you now, I am on my way to see Father Ede in Elele, Rivers State.” For Charles Awurum, who later returned this reporter’s call after several phone calls made to him, it was denial all the way. Hear him: “I don’t know about any issues concerning Dame Jonathan’s money. I am in Port Harcourt now, please.” On her part, Patience Ozokwor confirmed the story but she wouldn’t want to elaborate further, until after the elections. “The police have invited everyone to the station for settlement,” she volunteered. Source: http://diamondcelebrities.com/2015/03/29/show-of-shame-as-nollywood-actors-fight-over-patience-jonathans-n3m/ Lalasticlala come and see drama. |
Jelo4kul:Brother, you speak like man of peace. Wise comment! |
The atmosphere in the maternity centre was serene. There was nothing suggesting the occurrence which took the reporter there. Nurses on duty were courteous but grew cautious and suspicious when it was obvious the reporter was not a patient. Why is he here?http://www.tribune.com.ng/news/top-stories/item/33088-baby-with-two-horns-born-in-osun
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Enugu—Outspoken Catholic Priest, Reverend Fr. Ejike Mbaka of Adoration Ministries, Enugu, has suspended his weekly crusade until after the general elections due to alleged threat to life. This left no fewer than 100,000 worshippers stranded and disappointed last Friday. The Adoration Ground in Emene, Enugu, is noted for attracting over 100,000 worshippers every Friday from the South-East zone and beyond for spiritual healing and deliverance from satanic attacks. Mbaka had in a statement signed by his Media Officer, Ike Maximus Ugwoke, stated: “It is with a deep sense of concern that we are constrained to make this statement on the continued threat to the life of Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka over his 2015 New Year message titled ‘From Good Luck to Bad Luck.’ “Last Wednesday, mean looking men in a black Hilux besieged his parish compound but they left disappointed when they could not see him”. When Vanguard visited the Adoration Ground, on Friday night, the place was deserted. Contacted, The Police Public Relations Officer, Mr Ebere Amarizu said , “we do not have any report by Fr. Mbaka over threat to his life,” dismissing the claim as baseless. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/fr-mbaka-shuts-adoration-ground-over-alleged-threat-to-life/ |
Neplusultra:My dear, you would ont understand. |
ahnie:I agree with you brother! Am in Kano presently, what i'm seeing here only God will. Save his people. |
A Pastor, John Ajayi, on Tuesday pleaded with an Orile Agege Customary Court in Lagos to dissolve his marriage over his wife’s alleged adultery and desertion. Ajayi, 49, told the court that his wife, Christiana, left their matrimonial home since 2011. They had been married for 16 years. Ajayi, a father of three, aged between seven and 14 years, told the court that his wife had an affair with his pastor-friend whom he invited for a church programme. “When my pastor-friend came to Lagos on my invitation for our church programme, I noticed how my wife was admiring him which made me to suspect a foul play. “After the pastor had returned to his base in Ibadan, my wife was nowhere to be found in Lagos, so I traced her to Ibadan and met her with the pastor. Ajayi also alleged that Christiana was not taking care of her family. “Before she left finally in 2011, whenever she left the house in the morning, she would only return late in the night, she was not taking care of me and my family. “She would not welcome my family members anytime they come to our house, she did not take care of my mother when she was sick for four years until the woman died. “The worst of it is that she denied me sex before she left but I maintained my integrity not to commit adultery. “I reported her to her mother but instead for my wife to heed the counsel of her mother, she chose to fight me,” he said. Christiana has refused to show up in court for the fifth hearing. The President of the court, Mr Adegboyega Omilola, told the petitioner to maintain the peace, directing the court bailiff to serve the respondent the court order again. Source: http://diamondcelebrities.com/2015/03/12/lagos-pastor-files-for-divorce-after-he-caught-his-wife-with-another-pastor/ |
FlirtyKaren:Vision killers ![]() Weapons of mass destruction ![]() |
lalasticlala:And here is the picture of the rapist. Source; http://naijamusicmovement..com/2015/02/how-20-year-old-tumi-ayileka-raped.html?spref=tw&m=1
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EASY BREAK-UP LINES. Read and tell me what you think. 1. 16 missed calls? You killed my battery,so you're capable of killing me... ITS OVER!!! 2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you,i smell conspiracy... ITS OVER!!! 3. You don't even respect me,i'm talking and you're still breathing? ITS OVER!!! 4. So now you're drinking coca-cola that has another man's name on it,better go and find him cos ITS OVER between us 5. So Beyonce's 'Drunk in Love' is your caller tune? I cant trust alcoholics with my future kids... ITS OVER!!! 6. They are shouting bird flu and you are still cooking chicken,you want to kill me... ITS OVER!!! 7. I called you and you picked immediately,you lack patience... ITS OVER!!! 8. Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know i support APGA? ITS OVER!!! 9. You are always abbreviating your texts,you want our children to be short abi? ITS OVER!!! 10. I told you i love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream,you don't care about me... ITS OVER!!! 11. You don't pay your tithe,if you can cheat on God,then who am i? PACK YOUR THINGS!!! OMG!.....I can't stop Laughing ooh!! ![]() |
President Goodluck Jonathan has said that he believes the leader of the insurgent group, Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau, responsible for thousands of deaths, will be apprehended by government forces before Nigeria’s elections starting March 28. Mr. Jonathan disclosed this in an interview with Thisday newspaper on Friday. ”God willing we will catch Shekau before the elections,” Mr. Jonathan said in response to a question on what his government is doing about Mr. Shekau’s threat to disrupt the elections. Mr. Shekau, whose group has killed over 15,000 Nigerians, has remained elusive since the sect launched its series of deadly attacks in 2009. Source; http://naijamusicmovement..com/2015/02/well-catch-shekau-before-elections.html?spref=tw&m=1
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So there are thugs in the State that can fight governor's convoy and yet boko haram is killing them? Senseless people ![]() |
AgapeCharis:God bless you. This week you shall be positioned for favor. You shall be at the right place at the right time. You shall finish well. Rejoice evermore. Nice comment. |
simplex2:May God have mercy upon you. I hope you know who "God" is? In case you don't, let me introduce Him to you because you really need Him in your life. He is the King of Kings, the creator of heaven and earth. He is the one that gave you the breath of life. Without Him you wouldn't be alive to drop this kind of comment. He is also ready to listen to you only if you can go down on your knees and ask for the forgiveness of your sins and save your soul. God bless you as you acknowledge Him as the maker of heaven and earth. |
oneeast:That's my brother right there. I have told them that Igbo girls are the best women in the world but they don't want to believe until this topic get to CNN #TeamAnambra |
AspDrone:Hey! Did I hear you saying that Yorubas find it hard accepting Igbos as in-lwas? FYM; for your mind. Who give monkey banana? |




