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Javanian:
Due to the numerous "i want to start programming, which language should i start with" threads on this board i decided to create a thread that will address this issue. I am not a wonderful writer and i won't say i know it all but i will try. I urge every one on this board to correct me where i err an also contribute in whatever way you can to make this thread worth it. I will try as much as possible not to be biased in this write up.

I am not going to go into detail in defining what programming is because i will assume before entering this thread you should already know what programming is. But in summary programming is the act of creating whatever you want with your brain and computer programming is the act of creating whatever you want with your brain and a computer. You can read more from

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_programming

Programmers could also be called software programmers, software developers and other big-big names you can think of.

Feel free to ask your questions, i will try and answer the ones i can my Ogas in the house will help me with those i can't answer

Please every Programmer should try as much as possible to check on this thread once in a while to help answer some questions Newbies would like to ask.

I will like to discuss business with you. Contact me on okekeprincesolomon@gmail.com

jerryihejirika:
We are looking for 15 serious mini importers in Nigeria who will join our Mini Importation Team. We want to build a dedicated and passionate team of mini importers who would help each other achieve great success in the mini importation business.

Benefits of Joining Our Team

1. Products Research and Analysis: We will constantly research, share and analyse some new, trendy and hot-selling products on the platform. As members, we will strive to stay ahead of the game.

2. Group Buy: Some new, trendy and hot-selling items are extremely cheap in China if the quantity demanded is high. So once in a while, we will do a group buy on some of the new, trendy and hot-selling products we have analysed on the platform. The items will be shipped together which will also lead to lower shipping and clearing costs and which in turn would lead to higher profit margins for the products. Each member will pick up his/her own items from our warehouse in Lagos at no extra cost. Members outside Lagos can request for their packages to be delivered to their doorsteps which of course would attract local delivery fees.

3. Sales and Marketing Strategies: We will discuss and analyse different ways by which we can effectively market and sell our products. This will include both online and offline sales and marketing strategies.

4. Importation and eCommerce Trend: We will discuss new and upcoming trends in the importation and eCommerce businesses from around the world. This will help us stay up-to-date on new trends and government policies.

5. Passionate Team: We just need a total of 15 serious persons in Nigeria who are already into the mini importation business. (Please, we don't need the big importers!) It's free to join and we have already created a secret group on Facebook and a WhatsApp group. Once we have 15 serious persons in the team, we will shut the door.

Together, we can achieve great success in the mini importation business in Nigeria.

(Please, I might be so busy that I won't be able to visit the forum today so contact me on WhatsApp if you are interested. My WhatsApp number is in my signature. Thank you!)

add me 08081158776

Ugik:
lol you are very funny but it is a good way of marketing what you want. i ran a preorder around january and without quoting bogus figures,i made 68000 after the orders arrived with shipping and all cleared..everyone knows mini importation is a life saver.so unless you have something better to say,what you just talked about here makes no valid point.maybe you didnt learn well

Hello good evening, how are you doing? Please contact me on okekeprincesolomon@gmail.com I need your help on importation

wisdompraise:
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Call 09095955329
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I pray that the people of Kano take this nonsense in good faith, if not.......

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Where do you based?

enshi:
Is it possible for her to enroll for MBA even with her engineering cert

Yes but that's a very wrong combination. From engineering to MBA.

jonaboy:
Hello everyone, please I want building professionals to give me their honest opinions about this building plan that was designed for me by an Architect.
It is a four bedroom bungalow with two sitting rooms to be build on a plot of land of 100ft by 50ft.
Your opinion about everything to do with the plan is welcome.
Thank you.

The plan is not good enough. No adequate
ventilation especially for masters bedroom.
Visitor's bedroom should not be in front while
masters bedroom be at back, that's wrong. Again
no visitor's toilet and the master's wardrobe is
too small.

GOOD LUCK!

alist:
Good enough...

The plan is not good enough. No adequate ventilation especially for masters bedroom. Visitor's bedroom should not be in front while masters bedroom be at back, that's wrong. Again no visitor's toilet and the master's wardrobe is too small.

Cc Oga Seun, lalasticlala and to the mod it may concern.

Gentle men and ladies who genuinely love their spouses and partners please take time out to read and digest this information. MEN - MY CHILDHOOD; MY MANHOOD; MY PROSTATE.. MUST READ!! Ladies and Gentlemen I am here to speak with you on Prostate. The topic is misleading. Is prostate strictly for men? Yes, ONLY men have prostate and ONLY men over 40years but the healthcare enlightenment is for everyone. There is no woman who does not know a man 40 years and above – father, uncle, brother, son, friend, neighbor, colleague … Essentially what I will be doing today is health promotion. Responsible health promotion must provide three things: 1. Information 2. Reassurance 3. A plan of action. Let me start with a background on prostate health. Everyone has a pair of kidneys. The job of the kidney is to remove waste. It is the LAWMA (waste management company) of your body. Everyday your blood passes through the kidney several times to be filtered. As the blood is filtered, urine is formed and stored in a temporary storage tank called the urinary bladder. If there were to be no urinary bladder, as a man walks on the road, urine will be dropping. Now think of the plumbing work in your house. Think of the urinary bladder as the overhead storage tank. From the storage tank, a good plumber will run pipes to other parts of the house, including the kitchen. God in His wisdom ran pipes from our urinary bladder to the tip of the penis. The pipe is called the urethra. Just below the bladder and surrounding the urethra is a little organ called the prostate gland. The prostate gland is the size of a walnut and weighs about 20grams. Its job is to make the seminal fluid which is stored in the seminal vesicle. During sexual intercourse, seminal fluid comes down the urethra and mixes with the sperms produced in the testicles to form the semen. So semen technically is not sperm. It is sperm + seminal fluid. The seminal fluid lubricates the sperm. After age 40, for reasons that may be hormonal, the prostate gland begins to enlarge. From 20 grams it may grow to almost 100 grams. As it enlarges, it squeezes the urethra and the man begins to notice changes in the way he urinate. If you have a son under 10, if he has a little mischief like we all did at that age, when he comes out to urinate, he can target the ceiling and the jet will hit target. Call his father to do same, wahala dey. His urine stream is weak, cannot travel a long distance and sometimes may come straight down on his legs. So he may need to stand in awkward position to urinate. Not many men will be worried their urine stream cannot hit the ceiling. Toilets are on the floor and not on the ceiling. But other symptoms begin to show. TERMINAL DRIPPLING: The man begins to notice that after urinating and repacking, urine still drops on his pants. This is the reason why after an older man urinates, he has to ring bell. A younger man simply delivers to the last drop and walks away. Just see an older man coming from the bathroom. Sometimes he may clutch the newspaper closely to hide the urine stains, particularly on plain colored trousers. HESISTANCY At this point you wait longer for the urine flow to start. There are 2 valves that must open for you to urinate – the internal and external sphincters. Both open but because of obstructions in the urethra, you wait long for the flow to start. INCOMPLETE EMPTYING You have this feeling immediately after urinating that there is still something left. As all these things happen, the bladder begins to work harder to compensate for the obstruction in the urethra. The frequency of urination goes up. Urgency sets in. sometimes you have to practically run into the toilet. Nocturia also becomes common. You wake up more than 2 times at night to urinate. Your wife begins to complain. Men being men may not talk to anyone even at this point. Then the more serious complications start. Stored urine gets infected and there may be burning sensation when urinating. Stored urine forms crystals. Crystals come together to form stone either in the bladder or in the kidney. Stones may block the urethra. Chronic urinary retention sets in. The bladder stores more and more urine. The size of the bladder is 40 - 60 cl. A bottle of coke is 50cl. As the bladder stores more urine it can enlarge up to 300cl. An overfilled bladder may leak and this leads to wetting / urinary incontinence. Also the volume may put pressure on the kidney and may lead to kidney damage. What may likely bring the man to hospital is acute urinary retention. He wakes up one day and he is not able to pass urine. Everything I have described above is associated with prostate enlargement, technically called benign prostate hyperplasia. There are other diseases of the prostate like: 1. Prostatitis – inflammation of the prostate 2. Prostate cancer – cancer of the prostate. This discussion is on prostate enlargement. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that everyman will have prostate enlargement if he lives long enough. The good news is that there are life style changes that can help the man after 40 to maintain optimum prostate health. Nutrition Look at what you eat. 33% of all cancers, according to the US National Cancer Institute is related to what we eat. Red meat everyday triples your chances of prostate disease. Milk everyday doubles your risk. Not taking fruits / vegetables daily quadruples your risk. Tomatoes are very good for men. If that is the only thing your wife can present in the evening, eat it with joy. It has loads of lycopene. Lycopene is the most potent natural antioxidant. Foods that are rich in zinc are also good for men. We recommend pumpkin seeds (ugbogulu). Zinc is about the most essential element for male sexuality and fertility. Men need more zinc than women. Every time a man ejaculates he loses 15mg of zinc. Zinc is also important for alcohol metabolism. Your liver needs zinc to metabolize alcohol. ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION As men begin to have urinary symptoms associated with prostate enlargement, it is important they look at alcohol consumption. More fluid in means more fluid out. Drink less. Drink slowly. EXERCISE Exercise helps build the muscle tone. Every man should exercise. Men over 40 should avoid high impact exercise like jogging. It puts pressure on the knees. Cycling is bad news for the prostate. We recommend brisk walking. SITTING When we sit, two-third of our weight rests on the pelvic bones. Men who sit longer are more prone to prostate symptoms. Do not sit for long hours. Walk around as often as you can. Sit on comfortable chairs. We recommend a divided saddle chair if you must sit long hours. DRESSING Men should avoid tight underwear. It impacts circulation around the groin and heats it up a bit. While the physiological temperature is 37 degrees, the groin has an optimal temperature of about 33 degrees. Pant is a no - no for men. Wear boxers. Wear breathable clothing. SMOKING Avoid smoking. It affects blood vessels and impact circulation around the groin. SEX Regular sex is good for the prostate. Celibates are more prone to prostate illness. While celibacy is a moral decision, it is not a biological adaptation. Your prostate gland is designed to empty its contents regularly. Thought: when someone shared something of value with you and benefit from it. You have a moral obligation to share it with others because someone in your friends may in need of the information. ]

All things are lawful for me, but not all things are helpful. All things are lawful for me, but i will not be enslaved by anything. 1 Corinthians 6;12

Where is lalasticlala, please ask Seun what he think about STATE OF THE NATION.

STATE OF THE NATION .~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. They have attacked THIS DAY to prove that there is no DAILY TRUST in our security. The NATION is in fear because there is no confidence in the LEADERSHIP of our land. We know we have a GUARDIAN who is also our VANGUARD. We believe in our God, despite the PUNCH on our faces and as the DAILY SUN rises, so our God shall rise against them. He will hunt them until they'll confess to be NEW NIGERIAN(s). Gentlemen and ladies of the press, don't panic, God is our TRIBUNE. If U appreciate Him and believe He will see U through all the troubles in the land, TELL Him by giving Him a loud OVATION. . .yesz!

WHY THE LEBANESE AND CHINESE CONTINUE TO PROSPER IN NIGERIA WHILE WE NIGERIANS WAIL ON FACEBOOK I got this from a friend on a whatsapp thread and thought it was so apt and on point I just had to repost it to other Nigerians still shouting about famine or forex or economic downturn... "Recently I was telling a friend that Cool FM, Wazobia FM, Nigeria Info, Wazobia TV, Cool Link, Chocolate Royal etc, is owned by an individual. The guy shouted that is not true! When I further told him that it was owned by a Lebanese, the guy almost punched my fine face (make I show myself small. LolZ). Most Nigerians currently feel like hanging Mr. President. Particularly the importers due to the dollar rise. I've been feeling the same way too until I had an encounter with a Chinese guy, and I've tagged my feelings as stupidity. This Chinese guy has a factory where he manufactures furnitures here in Nigeria. One of his raw material is wood, which he source from Nigeria because Nigerian wood is cheap and of the best quality. But he has to import other accessories. But one of the amazing thing is, since the rise of the dollar the guy has been importing accessories, yet he has not increased the price of his products. So how come? This guy put his wife in charge of the factory, while he spends most of his time at Shagamu buying timber and exporting to China. The money from the exported timber that was suppose to be transferred back to him here in Nigeria, is been used to buy the furniture accessories he uses for production. By so doing he doesn't need to buy dollar. So he said, Emmanuel, I don't have problem with dollar rising to N500 against the naira...because I don't need it for anything. He said his Indian friend does the same thing with ginger export. While the only thing we Nigerian's do is exporting our complain on social media. So the Indians and the Chinese are busy coming up with strategy that has defiled the dollar challenge, we Nigerians are shouting dollar is high. " Again it is all about taking advantage of the situation to move ahead stead of just wailing on social media. Let's all start THINKING AND DOING even as we criticize govt policies we don't like! God Bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Thanks for this wonderful info.
I use to hear funny sound in my laptop and once it's start, before you know it will shut down.

mamabomboy:
Buhari is an incompetent shameless troublemaker

Are you praising him or what? You said he's an incompetent troublemaker. In other words he don't no how to make trouble.

Anyway, i'm not trying to defend Buhari.

MadCow1:
Hmmm.

Arrested the mum why?

Go and read the post again so that you will know why

Araoluwa005:
Randy lawmakers, shameless old men

Hey! Cool down. Is not yet time for such names

modath:
Makarfi should just kip kwayet, does he know better than the PDP's NL BOT coordinator TonyeBarcanista who had already done a PR pitch to debunk Shekau's Sheriff's BH antecedents?

Sheriff for Chairman till 2018..

Sheriff for president 2019..

Brother, i need you to know that a leader is a person who inspire others to follow. If Sheriff can't inspire them to follow him, then he is not a leader. Leadership is a power given by the follower.

[quote author=modath post=46683667]Makarfi should just kip kwayet, does he know better than the PDP's NL BOT coordinator TonyeBarcanista who had already done a PR pitch to debunk Shekau's Sheriff's BH antecedents?

Sheriff for Chairman till 2018..

Sheriff for president 2019..

He can't force people to be their leader

Querty:
ok!!

but why are lawyers ,pharmacists, med lab scientists who spent 6years , even Engineers who spent 5 years with tedious work are not paid like dat?

You're right.
Even our Soldiers and other security personels are going home with change.

I still don't understand why things were better when these PDP thieves were busy stealing our money than now that we have saints retrieving the ones stolen by the rogues. #whichwaynigeria
cc Lalasticlala

HOW SOME PEOPLE MAKE GOSSIP SOUND LIKE PRAYER POINTS. They start like this.... " People Of God, let's remember Brother Raphael in our Prayers. He has Gonorrhea and doctors said they are even screening him for HIV too, but we know that our God can heal him... so brothers and sisters let's pray for Divine healing, pray.. pray.." "Brethren let's also pray for sister Amanda and Brother Emma... sis Amanda is pregnant for bro Emma but bro Emma is not ready for marriage now, you know they are not married right? Ok.... He told her to abort but she refused, the situation is tearing them and their families apart. Let's pray to God for peace & amicable settlement " "Children of God's kingdom, let's remember Mr and Mrs Modebere, in our prayers, Mr Modebere left Mrs Modebere for one young sister Stella in the choir. That light skinned slim sister that works in the Bank, Hmmm.. . Let's pray for God to restore Mr & Mrs Modebere's marriage o... Brethren pray open your mouth and pray . The Lord will answer us. "Let us lift sister Jenifer before the Lord. She has been suspended from her place of work due to some fraud in her office... We know she is innocent...Even though she has been wearing some expensive Jewelries lately plus that new car she just bought... erhh... let's pray that as the police are carrying out their investigations...those things will not be seized in Jesus name... please praaaaay.... she is one of us o... Pray pray pray... Lastly before we close let us pray for sister Edith who is seriously being investigated in America for fraud, assault, child abuse, false information to the government, extortion and some other related offences. ..Hmmm may God touch sister Sandra to forgive her lies against her on her recent publications and let peace reign between them...pray, pray, brothers and sisters pray for God's intervention. Remember Mummy Edith in your prayers to locate the file and how she managed to give cash of 20 million naira to our sister as if it's 20naira. ..may God help her and deliver His children. We heard that our president is very sick and people are wishing him what they wished late Abacha. .holy ghost fire. Let him not die like Abacha but let him die his own death oooo. ..pray!

Scripture clearly outlines the judgments of God
against those who practice sexual immorality. My question is: Why then, do believers often go the way of the world? #ShunImmorality Goodmorning!

The most painful thing when it come to matters like this, is that their leaders will never say anything.

But one thing i know is that, you can only rip what you sow.

How do you handle a relative(s) or inlaw who decides to live with you and your spouse without plans to go? Pls Share your experience or idea.