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The Bayelsa Commissioner of Police, Mr. Chris Olakpe, says he has been receiving threats by suspected cultists on his mobile telephones. He told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Thursday in Yenagoa that the treats followed recent onslaught by security agencies against suspected cultists in the state. Olakpe said the situation was also connected to the arrest of kingpins of suspected cultists. “I have said no to cultism. Cultism will not thrive in Bayelsa State. We are ready to smoke them out of the state.” Olakpe urged members of the public to avail the police with useful information that could lead to the arrest of suspected cultists. “I was threatened some few days ago by certain faceless individuals suspected to be kingpins of cultists who said some of their staunch members are being held. “They threatened that if I don’t release the cultists, they would launch attacks on me and senior police officers, but I dared them to go ahead with their empty threats and be ready to face the damning consequences. ” The Commissioner urged officers and men of the command to redouble their efforts towards combating cultism and other forms of social vices in the state. “We have made several arrests of cultists and more so the enabling law to prosecute them had just been signed by the governor.” He said all the logistic challenges confronting the command would be urgently addressed as part of the measures to ensure the efficiency of security agencies. The commissioner said the determination to fight crime in the state informed his decision to visit traditional rulers and community heads to seek their collaboration and cooperation. Gov. Seriake Dickson signed into law, the Secret Cult Societies and Similar Activities Prohibition Bill 2012 on Wednesday. (NAN).....
SOURCE: www.vanguardngr.com

By Charles Mgbolu Tuface Idibia has stunned everyone; entertainment journalists, fans and friends alike as he secretly weds Annie Macauley whom he engaged on Valentine’s day this year. Everyone had been waiting anxiously for the date of the wedding to be announced; hoping it will be the mother of all weddings; there had been big plans by many including die hard fans and journalists to be right there at the venue no matter what it takes. *Tuface and Annie But Tuface has beaten everyone to the game. Reports have it that in a private registry wedding in Lagos attended by only close family members including the parents of the bride and groom Tuface had said ‘I do’ to the love of his life. It was deafeningly quiet; so hush hushed that most of Annie’s friends were not present including Idibia’s close friends and associates.
SOURCE: www.vanguardngr.com

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I THINK ITS ARSENAL! Lets just giv it to them! Coz its a RICH CLUB for RICH BOYS!!

PARIS (AFP) – Social network website Facebook, which has around 850 million users worldwide, went down in several mainly European countries on Wednesday for around two hours, users and the company said. “Today we experienced technical difficulties causing the site to be unavailable for a number of users in Europe,” Facebook said in a statement. “The issue has been resolved and everyone should now have access to Facebook. We apologise for any inconvenience.” The outage affected facebook.com as well as its apps for mobile phones and tablets. As a result, #facebookdown was the top trending hashtag in France on microblogging site Twitter on Wednesday. The outage could be a result of a disconnect with Facebook’s servers holding users’ personal data. SOURCE: afp

Abuja - Following the expected loss of AU chairmanship to Boni Yayi of Benin Republic, President Goodluck Ebeble Jonathan’s administration today threatened to breakaway from Africa and form an independent continent of Nigeria. In a terse press release signed by Mr. Reuben Abati, Nigeria stated: "Since Africa does not consider our President, Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan good enough for the Chairmanship of the African Union, then Africa does not deserve our presence on the Continent." Following the statement, Africa's most populous nation has given the AU an ultimatum of 1 week to regroup and crown GEJ the head of the prestigious union otherwise there shall be consequences. The press release also advised the advisory body of AU not to bother trying to contact GEJ on the matter as it is non-negotiable. The document pointed out that the Nigerian president is currently too busy negotiating with more important personalities like Boko Haram who the AU should not force him to exile to their countries. SOURCE: http:// www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/ NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=229187 Meanwhile, Gminers, cabals, and members of parliament are believed to have secretly convened to decide how Nigeria’s breaking away from Africa should be organized to ensure that the Igbos and other Southerners do not use the opportunity to slip away into the Atlantic with their oil and also form their own continent.

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Who crownd u JOKE MASTER! Mr? Anywy nice thread!!

hakunajay: Lecturer: What do you understand by definitive deficit equity?
Akpors: lambata ighotobore amarakata.
Lecturer: I don’t understand you.
Akpors: Same here... Hmmmm

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D'banj - First Nigerian Celebrity to Get a Verified Twitter Account? « on: Yesterday at 07:36 PM, When you hear the name - Dban'j AKA Mr Endowed - in the news these days, it usually has to do with the recent Mohits records breakup Saga and rumors surrounding it - But this time the reports are not related to the split with Donjazzy. Rather it is related twitter . Twitter user know its a Big-Deal to have a verified twitter account. - It is specially reserved for celebrities who have reached a certain amount of followers - This proves that they are real and any other accounts with there name are just impersonating the real celeb. Verified accounts are identified by a Blue Check mark on the account page. And Today - Nigeria's very own - Dbanj got his account verified by twitter. He has accumulated a total of 202,461 Followers as the time of this post. We're yet to validate this.
SOURCE: dbanj twitter acct(his profile page)

MEDIA HOUSE SLASH LYRICS BY WISDYTECH:
They hv attackd THISDAY 2 prove dat there is no DAILY TRUST 4 security.THE NATION is in fear, no confidenc in D LEADERSHIP of our land.We knw we hv a GUARDIAN who is also our VANGUARD.We belive in our God despite D PUNCH on our faces nd as D DAILY SUN rises,so our God shal rise against dem,He wil hunt dem until they confes 2be NEW NIGERIAN (s).Gentlemen of D press,God is our TRIBUNE.
BY DJ WISDYTECH

.::THE WISE FAMILY BY WISDYTECH:
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." >"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she said. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. > >In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in. "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she wanted to know. > >One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." > >Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!" > >His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? > >Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. > >"Go out and invite Love to be our guest." The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." > >Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" > >The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!! The Wondering Wanderer in his curiousity, may have invited **********... Misplaced priorities in most of our homes, GOD help us!!! I am happy for this!
By WISDYTECH LOG 012

dnt be left out of d WISDOM FAMILY, b wise young man! Its ur boy WISDYTECH