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I THNK ITS TIME! We shld send d.e.m bck 2 SOUTH AFRICA...

INTERESTING TORY TO HEAR! BUT MAK SHE BRING ME DOLLARZ O

ONLY GOD WIL SAFE US 4RM DIS NATION!

THE EVENT WAS SO COLOURFUL! Wrld Celebrity were 2.g.e.d.a!! Celebrting sumthng M.o.n.i like...

d even is so colourful............ Upnext wil be dj wisdytech performance.............

WEL! Early fixing wil rea.l.i balance d car easily!

I WIL SURELY GIV IT A TRY! SUMDAY 2 C.U.M...

DIS ÌS NAIJA! D lady dn even 4gt dat self...
DJ WISDYTECH

.:: POKO MEANS=> P.U.S.S. Y OF THE KING ORANGE!
DJ WISDYTECH

.:: POKO MEANS=> PUSSY OF THE KING ORANGE!
DJ WISDYTECH

Wish 2 see u sumdy in HEAVEN! God bless dis man...
DJ WISDYTECH

DIS IS SERIOUS!

I CNT LAugh and Raugh nw!
DJ WISDYTECH

@MR TALK, NA U PREGNANT HAM? Tel me
DJ WISDYTECH

SOO SAD! RIP MR PRESIDENT*
DJ WISDYTECH

**HMMMM** CNT TALK!

AN IGBO MAN XCLUSIVE BY DJ WISDYTECH:
An Igbo màn had an accident with
his new
BMW X6. He called a police officer
and said:
My 6 million naira car is now
condemned".
The police officer shook his head
in
amazement and said: "you Igbos
are so
materialistic. You didn't even
realize that your
hand had been cut off". The Igbo
man looked
at his amputated hand and
screamed:
"Chinekeme, where's my gold wrist
watch.ℓoℓ

(7 Types Of Men A Nigerian Woman
Will NOT DATE):
=>1. Broke/unemployed men.
Nigerian women do not like broke
men. They see their man as a
relfection of their status. A
reflection of what their beauty was
able to purchase. The more
beautiful they feel they are, the
wealthier their husband should be.
Often times, personality, looks, and
character are ignored all in the
name of wealth.
=>2. Handsome men. In most case
the richest men are not the most
attractive looking men, but
ironically enough, that works in
the favor of many. Although a
Nigerian woman may find you
attractive, that does not mean that
she wants to settle down with you.
She will be thinking of her life with
you in the long run. She does not
want to spend the rest of her life
beating other women away from
you.
=>3. A man with a controlling
mother.
Nigerian women like to feel as
though they are the ultimate
queens of their households. It is
impossible for one to feel like such
when there is an overbearing
mother in law constantly barking
orders over their shoulders all day
long.
=>4. A man who shows his
sensitivity
in PUBLIC. Nigerian women do not
mind it if you cry. They do not
expect you to be strong every day
of the year, but what they do
expect you to do is to always put
on a show for the outsiders.
Because once again, you serve as a
direct representation of her. Of
what she is worth, what she can
capture with what she is offering.
So save your tears for at night
during bed time, when she can
hold you in her arms. Never in
front of others.
=>5. Nigerian women don't like
predictable men because they
know exactly how he'll react to
everything. He follows formulas
and never wants to do anything
differently. For example, he'd never
surprise a woman by
spontaneously taking her out for
the night.
=>6. If you are a cheap man and
you
are not ready to spend money on a
woman, please, pack your bags
and move to another country,
because if you are going to be
with a Nigerian woman, you better
be prepared to let go of your
wallet. Nigerian women don't
necesscarily want your MONEY. But
they do want to see how far you
will go for them. How much you
are willing to spend on THEM and
not anybody else.
=>7. Nigerian women do not want
to
date the village clown. You get so
nervous around women that you
can't resist the impulse to resort to
clownish behaviour. Some women
might find you hilariously
entertaining but in general your
joker image and penchant for
uncontained "humour" does not
endear you to the women you
want to be in a relationship with.
Most women do not take you
seriously - and a majority worry
about how they are going to
introduce you to their friends and
family. Women want a man who
can be respected by their friends
and family.
DJ WISDYTECH

==>PSALM 23! pidgin version BY WISDYTECH ..
1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe. 2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow and come put me next to stream make my body thermocool. 3. E panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness because of Hin name. 4. Walaii! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join boko haram reach valley of the shadow of death sef, liver no go fail me. Your rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey like backbone dey comfort me. 5. You don arrange good food on top table make I chop. See bad belle people dey look waa waa. You rub me for head with vaseline intensive lotion. My cup come be like River Niger dey troway dey go. 6. True true, better life and mercy go dey follow me till I quench. And I go tanda for God house... lai lai I no go comot for wia better dey. God Almighty, Na you biko! AMEN
DJ WISDYTECH

HOW 2 ASK A GIRL OUT.

Over The ages, this has been the issue knowing how to ask a girl out is quite simple but how many are ready to follow the rules?

Hanging out on the streets making the "hiss" sound or forming a name to see if it matches aint suppose..; they don't speak for responsibilities.

Walking up to her in the midst of her friend(s) won't "pay" u cos they like Show OFF.

Asking a girl out may be quite intimidating & scary especially if one is the shy type really.
"how do i talk to her?" we've all been there at some points in our lives & if you're still dealin with it even til now, then you're
not alone..u can always make up eventually.

A guy can always walk up to a girl he likes and tell her he like her. But there’s a big chance that she may turn him down.Why Really, she doesn’t even know you, and she wouldn’t really appreciate the fact that a total stranger is trying to pick her up at work, in campus or on a lonely street.
The best way to ask a girl out, especially if you’re shy and feel uneasy about making a move is to play it slow.

By doing this, you can actually let the girl know you’re interested in her without having to deal with the pressure of asking her out face to face.

Though it may take at least a few weeks of patience & willingness to play it slow..


Step 1 Figure out her routine

Does the girl you like work or does she come by to the same cafeteria for lunch? Or is your crush in the same university or in the next class? Get these little bits of information and that can help you a long way.

Over a few days, see if you can figure a routine. It will be a lot easier to spot her and make your move if you know her routine in advance.
make sure you’re at the right place at around the same time. A smile if both of you step in at the same time is a great start if you can work up your courage for it.Bumping into her every now and then is more than half the work done. And a couple of weeks later, you could just smile, walk up to her and say “how are you?”

If you can really pull this off, then well, you’re not a shy guy anymore, are you?!



Step 2 Where does she hang out?

Now you don’t have to get to know every single thing she does, but just get to know where she hangs out in college or at work, during her free time. That gives you an opportunity to walk across once in a while. You don’t have to talk, but it’s good enough if the girl you like knows you exist, and gets familiar with your presence.

Now if she likes to hang out by the cafeteria, or on a particular bench after college, make sure you’re there with a few of your friends. You don’t want to look like a sore loser who skulks around corners all by himself. You don’t even have to look at your crush all the time, just have fun with your own friends with just an occasional glance now and then. Do this and you’ll pave your path to a successful step on how to ask a girl out.You won’t actually be able to ask a girl out this way, but you can show off and let her know you’re a great guy who can be a lot of fun!

And remember, if you want to ask a girl out, she needs to know you’re a great guy who’s fun to be with. And to get someone to fancy you is not a very simple task! While you’re out there with your friends, remember never to overact or behave like a monkey. You could even just sit down quietly and get her attention. Just be yourself.

Step 3 Meet her friends
Now this is a crucial part. And this part can help you even if the others fail. Get to know any of her friends, even if it’s a guy.

Her friends may be weird or probably, the coolest bunch in the office or your campus, but getting to know one of them can give you the golden ticket to asking the girl out.

You could probably meet one of them somewhere. You may have a few mutual friends who may know a few other mutual friends who may know this girl. Social networking in real life can make a big difference! Once you get to know a good friend of the girl you like, take a break and go celebrate. Your mission to ask out the girl of your dreams is almost complete.

Meeting the girl you like
As you walk past the girl you like, keep your eyes peeled and see if your new friend is hanging out with her. If you’ve met a good friend of hers, there’s a good chance he may be with her when you walk past. Wave out to your new friend when he’s with her and the rest of her friends.

Walk up to him and have a brief conversation for a minute with your new friend, and walk out. Don’t linger even if you’re introduced to everyone, and pretend like you’ve got to be somewhere else.

You want the girl you like to know you have now started getting friendly with her group of friends, but don’t make it look like you’ve got nothing better to do than to make them feel uncomfortable with your sudden company.

Walk away and give your crush’s friends some time to talk about you, and how this friend of yours got to know you.

You can walk by her group of friends the next day or after a few days, say your hello and this time around, linger. Stay back there, and whenever you feel like, just work your courage to talk to the girl you like. And even if you’re unable to start a conversation, don’t worry. Now that you’re friends, it’s only a matter of time before you start talking.

If you pull these three steps off nicely and in a way that is not overdone, you can be sure that you would have impressed the girl you like, which is just perfect!

She obviously knows you like her. After all, you have been looking at her now and then since a while. But yet, she won’t be too certain about it, which makes it more exciting. Whenever you make a girl wonder about your feelings towards her, there’s a good chance that she would want your attention.

But don’t go straight out and ask her out or tell her that you love her and want to get married and make babies. Instead, let her begin to like you for who you are, and give her a chance to miss you and your attention, when you aren’t around.

Once you know that it’s the perfect time, after both of you have hung out for a while, look around for signs that suggest that she too shares your feelings. Once you feel the right vibes, you can pop the question or both of you can go on for some hand holding and cuddling over a movie, or do whatever it is that you shy couples do

** SHE IS TRYING! DNT MIND HATERZ, EVEN *JESUS CHRIST* WAS CRITISED WHILE ON EARTH..

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NEWS**********
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Details shortly.

>>Someone on NAiRaLAnD recently
gave a wonderful idea that we
should create a room for this
lovely site on 2go. I'm sure all of
us agree its an awesome idea so
that we all NAIRALANDER$ can meet
and get in touch with one
another better sharing lots of
stuffs together. We should all
know that it lies in our hands to
do this simply by carrying out
the following steps.
1. Open your choice browser
and enter this address:-
www.2go.im
2. Click on 'Get Help'
3. Scroll down and click on 'I
want to Suggest a new 2go
room'
4. Fill in the spaces provided by
entering your phone number;
followed as:-
Location:- ABUJA (lets make it
ABUJA but dont worry, people
from all over the country can
enter the room when created).
>>Name of Room:-Nairaland Community
>>Enter room topic as 'Arena for all
Nairalanders'
>>Enter reason as 'Needed to Unite
all Naija youths.
Then we're done. By this, our
room will be created shortly by
the 2go Team, if we all can co-
operate and just do this, U can
suggest as many times as
possible using any different
pnone numbers.
THNX (DJ WISDYTECH)

D Best thng here! Is 2 learn a hand wrk!! TRU OR FAlSE

........Yap! Hav u All 4gotn!! ......................

hahahaha, fake ***