sinizia:
This 15 electoral offenses are the traits of the typical APC zombies.

henroe2k2:
It is either you use any of these: Funny, funnier, funniest.
Most funniest is a tautological expression. please, OP take not and do the needful.

ozoigbondu:
Say no to electoral violence or fraud no politicans child or family will die but those that fight for them will die

Fellow Nigerians we implore you all to troop out this saturday in droves and

J=Join
O=Other
N=Nigerians
A=Achieve
T=Transformed,
H=Healthy,
A=Adorable
N=Nation

Let the transformation contuine.......GEJ till 2019

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I hate change
I luv transformation
I luv jonathan
May our life be fully transformed wen jonathan returns again to power
Sai jonathan
Sai transformation

temitemi1:
GEJ till 2019!!!

The Nigeria Police Force on Thursday warned members of the public, particularly those going to vote, to beware of 15 electoral offences they could run foul of. In a statement, the police listed the offences as:

(1) Casting of vote twice or more.

(2) Announcing false election result.

(3) Stopping any other person from voting.

(4) Revealing information on a ballot paper of another person.

(5) Being in possession of another person’s voter card.

(6) Disorderly Behaviour at polling unit.

(7) Canvassing for votes at polling unit.

( 8 ) Shouting Slogan of a political party at polling unit.

(9) Being armed with guns, sticks, stones or any other dangerous weapons at polling unit.

(10) Loitering or walking about in a poling unit.

(11) Using siren at a polling unit.

(12) Snatching or destroying ballot boxes or Card readers.

(13) Holding public meeting during election hours on Election Day.

(14) Wearing or carrying badge or poster of a political party.

(15) Inflicts or threatens to inflict injury on any person or persons at a polling unit.

The police advised the public to avoid trouble. It said any offender will be arrested and prosecuted.

lanicky:
Mr Ibu nd osuofia

7lives:


This is exactly what is happening in my area at this very moment.
The luck I had is that I'm on a card meter, since Otuba Shubomi bough Nepa in southwest, its been tears and regrets as people now have to pay even if the light is not available for as much as two months.
If you feel aggrieved, don't pay and remember to vote out oppression and repression on Saturday.
Sai changi.

alfred5:
Mr Ibu always. Osuofia ain't a comedian anymore!

Who fits to be called the FUNNIEST NOLLYWOOD STAR ALIFE among this four Actors?

If possible, you can state the main reason you choose him to be the most funniest Nollywood Actor alife.

1. Bro. Nkem Owoh. Lol!

2. Sir. Ibu

3. ? ? ?

4. Ime Bishop Aka Okon Lagos (Iya mmi).

goodmorning40:
If I were u I will simply drag the power company to court they are simply using ur intelligence. Hmm let them try that with me

tit:


no.
it is too late for him.
i am sorry.

Former Governor of Akwa Ibom State, Chief Victor Attah and Atuekong Don Etiebet who are both members of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Board of Trustees have declared their support for the All Progressives Congress.

The duo made the switch, which is interpreted to mean dumping President Goodluck Jonathan who is the presidential candidate of the PDP, during a rally held by the Campaign Organization of the APC Governorship Candidate, Obong Umana Okon Umana at the Ibibio Park grounds in Uyo yesterday.

At the APC rally, Obong Attah and Etiebet respectively, raised the hands of Obong Umana and stated that, they were no longer interested in the PDP having found an alternative in the opposition party.

The defection of the PDP chieftains did not come as a surprise to observers, as both men had been associating with the opposition in the build­up to the General Elections, following their grudge over the defeat of their preferred governorship aspirants by the PDP Standard Bearer, Udom Gabriel Emmanuel at the December 8, 2014 primaries.

Commenting on the development, a public affairs analyst, Mr Ifiok Anderson, dismissed the move as another futile journey to nowhere.

Anderson re-called that earlier in 2011, Obong Attah had similarly raised the hands of the then governorship candidate of the opposition, Action Congress of Nigeria, now defunct, Senator John Akpan Udoedehe, but that did not change the fortunes of the latter, as he was defeated by the incumbent, Governor Akpabio.

The analyst argued that Attah had allowed his morbid hatred for his successor to blind him, even

in joining forces with his erstwhile, Commissioner of Finance, Obong Umana

Okon Umana who betrayed him. He however, added that the people of Akwa Ibom would make their choice on who should govern them.

By Ekemini Raymond,

As part of the preparations to welcome to fresh students admitted for the 210/2015 academic session of the University of Calabar, the office of the Students Union Director of Welfare, Comrade Alawa John has fumigated the entire hostels in the institution.

The fumigation exercise came as a result of the recent complaints by the students over the increased number of the bush rats fondly called OKON CALABAR, and giant size cockroaches competing for survival with students in the hostels.

This according to some of the students was making life difficult for them, as rats contaminates their foods on daily bases, while the giant cockroaches puts dirt on their clothes routinely.

Apart from the domestic damages caused by these rodents, it is not medically advisable, according to some medical students who spoke to us, to live with cockroaches in the house, as they are said to be vectors of numerous diseases.

The SUG Director of Welfare, Comrade John Alawa, a final year student in the Department of Medical Laboratory Science, explained the need for the fumigation, saying it is to provide a clean and healthy environment for the students especially the newly admitted students.

He further stated that the fumigation exercise was one of his main target for the students, owing to the fact that he is a medical student.

The SUG President, Comrade Ajang Emmanuel commended the Vice Chancellor of the University for attaining to the plight of the students, especially at this critical time, where we have new intakes into the University.

Meanwhile some of the students who spoke to newsmen applauded the school management and the Director of Welfare for the intervention, while some expressed displeasure over how sudden and prompt the exercise came with it’s attendant offensive odor.

FrancisTony:
8.) University of Calabar

dorocent:

with d way u sound so... if u join beat dat guy, he no go last 1min agn oo