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Lets Flow it in Oda:
>>UYO-Money flows,nite life,gud infratruture
>>CALABAR-no money,enough nite life,urban is ok
>>ABJ-there is enough money(but stolen money),nite life
>>Ph-partially
owerri-nite life,no money
DJ WI$DYTECH

STINGY PEOPLE...

I lik dis MEDIA CHAT! Its making me feel like a GOVERNOR!

SOURCE: INSTAGRAMS

Nigerian singer and 2012 BET
Awards nominee, Wizkid has been
spotted in the studio with American
rapper, The Game and Young Jeezy.
It is not clear whether the Akon’s
Konvict Music signee is working with
the two rappers yet but Young Jeezy
posted the picture on the photo sharing
site, Instagram saying “working”!

Girl;waoh its so cute &9ice
Boy;;proud)u like it?
Girl;holdin it & admirin it
breathelessly)
yessssss
Boy;can w try it,shld i push it it?
Girl;yessss(excitement n her voice)
plssss dont kip me waitin jst do it
Boy;r u sure abt dis?(pushes it in)
Girl;screams,delight mixed wt
pains---
jst do it
Boy;but its tight,is it painin u?
Girl;oohh yes,no no,yes but i'll
manage tru it,im so lovin it,jst
push n @ once
Boy;ok...... Its stuck dear,ah sorry
lets
try it again
Girl; (sadly)ok try again
Boy; pls attendant,can we try
anoda
**WEDDING RING**
DJ WISDYTECH

hmmmmmmm, NOTE: TO ALL GIRLS, PLS VOTE ONLY UR BOYFRNDZ.........
DJ WISDYTECH

WHR CN WE FIND THE BEST RADIO/FM IN NIGERIA?
Is KISS FM d best FM in 9ja?

Kip it BURNIN HIGHER..

FREEcocoa and NAIJASEXY, went to buy
baloon when they saw a .condom.
on d floor and picked it instead.
While they were playin wit it, their
mum came back and looked @
dem wit a bad eye. Victor den
said, why is mummy lookin @ our
baloon lyk dat, tank God we did
not tell her dat we drank d
YOUGHURT we saw inside!
DJ WISDYTECH

190_@:
I wont stop till im married!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, DT MEAN$ U DE LIK HAM LIK DIS?

=>FACT ABOUT PSQUARE:
Imagine these 2 brother's named
P-Square, they sang a song called
DO ME & got IFUNAYA pregnant, so
they ran to escape the
TEMPTATION but their BUSY BODY
could not allow ... them
stay,because E NO EASY, so they
ran into DANGER till they began to
ROLL IT until the GAME IS OVER.
they have now decided to trick
BEAUTIFUL ONYINYE by telling her:
you must CHOP MY MONEY..
DJ WISDYTECH

CHEATING CHEATING CHEATING THINGS: Why is it that women don’t believe it when the man says that they didn’t cheat on them?

2 me its nt a Bad deed! GIRLS PLS PROCEED...

He has nö PITY FOR THE COUNTRY! Despite d violence wer'e xperiencing!

Pls be calm! GOD wil serve u ALL..

Naija its jst A FUNNY COUNTRY NW O

Whr is Naija heading to? GOD PLS WE NID UR HÈLP..
Dj wisdytech

THINGS I'VE LEARNT 4RM
NOLLYWOOD:
1.An actress can wear the same
hairdo for more than a yr, even in
longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie,som1
must die.
3. It is possible 2 hit a person
without actually touching them!:O
4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies
immediately.8-|
5. Poisoned food always tastes
better.:>
6. D best way 2 make money is by
visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/
joining a cult/ sleeping with rich
men.
7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or
not) is born evil./
8. There is never an end 2 ur
suffering, except death!:>
9. With a pastor... all things are
possible.>:/
10.Gun shots & knock out sound
the same...
11. A movie has not been made if
at least one actor/actress has not
twisted his/her lips to speak
wrong phonetics.:/
12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur
girl out,D best place U take her 2
is...
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll
most probably see an'ex'
while feedin each other.
*The beach:where it is
imperative dat U ride a
donkey&carry her
playfully.=D
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som
new ugly clothes.=D
13. The police are extremely
efficient unlike their counterparts
in real life...:|
14. Every problem u av is
spiritual:/
15.Wen u're shot in d chest,it
doesn't really matter, ur head will
be bandaged,same for ur legs.
16.When advertising a movie,u av
to shout cos people are deaf.=))
17. If a car crash has to happen, d
driver has to drive in a zig zag
motion on a free highway
without an oncoming vehicle and
then slam into a tree that wasn't
there before...8-|
18. Sometimes d title has
absolutely nothin to do wit d
movie, and other times wen you
see d title and the poster, U know
it ALL.8-|
19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b
reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE
BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART
2...>:O
And finally....
20. All Nigerian films are marketed
at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or
Iweka road Onitsha...lolz

THINGS I'VE LEARNT 4RM
NOLLYWOOD:
1.An actress can wear the same
hairdo for more than a yr, even in
longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie,som1
must die.
3. It is possible 2 hit a person
without actually touching them!:O
4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies
immediately.8-|
5. Poisoned food always tastes
better.:>
6. D best way 2 make money is by
visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/
joining a cult/ sleeping with rich
men.
7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or
not) is born evil./
8. There is never an end 2 ur
suffering, except death!:>
9. With a pastor... all things are
possible.>:/
10.Gun shots & knock out sound
the same...
11. A movie has not been made if
at least one actor/actress has not
twisted his/her lips to speak
wrong phonetics.:/
12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur
girl out,D best place U take her 2
is...
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll
most probably see an'ex'
while feedin each other.
*The beach:where it is
imperative dat U ride a
donkey&carry her
playfully.=D
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som
new ugly clothes.=D
13. The police are extremely
efficient unlike their counterparts
in real life...:|
14. Every problem u av is
spiritual:/
15.Wen u're shot in d chest,it
doesn't really matter, ur head will
be bandaged,same for ur legs.
16.When advertising a movie,u av
to shout cos people are deaf.=))
17. If a car crash has to happen, d
driver has to drive in a zig zag
motion on a free highway
without an oncoming vehicle and
then slam into a tree that wasn't
there before...8-|
18. Sometimes d title has
absolutely nothin to do wit d
movie, and other times wen you
see d title and the poster, U know
it ALL.8-|
19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b
reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE
BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART
2...>:O
And finally....
20. All Nigerian films are marketed
at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or
Iweka road Onitsha...lolz

>>GIST ABOUT THE NATIONS CUP SO FAR!
SOUTH AFRICAN 2013 ORANGE CUP...
And the Conditiöns for qualifying to the Cup.. J$t below: @
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/i-was-in-calabar/

hmmmm

FRIENDS LET'S TRY THIS
GAME. It's called
''THE LAST MAN STANDING''.
The one who comments
last wins. With each WORD
that ends your sentence,
the next person to
comment will use your last
word to start their
sentence.
Example: "Welcome to the
game "Next person will use
the word "game" to start
his or her own sentence.
"Game of this sort is for
matured minds" Next
person will start his/her
sentence with 'minds' And
so on... PLEASE IF U FIND
OUT YOUR COMMENT IS NOT
IN LINE WITH THE GAME'S
RULE, DELETE AND TRY
AGAIN. When was the last
time you put your brain to
test??
I will start with: "I know
Nigeria is bless"..next
person starts with "BLESS".
Let's go!!

FRIENDS LET'S TRY THIS
GAME. It's called
''THE LAST MAN STANDING''.
The one who comments
last wins. With each WORD
that ends your sentence,
the next person to
comment will use your last
word to start their
sentence.
Example: "Welcome to the
game "Next person will use
the word "game" to start
his or her own sentence.
"Game of this sort is for
matured minds" Next
person will start his/her
sentence with 'minds' And
so on... PLEASE IF U FIND
OUT YOUR COMMENT IS NOT
IN LINE WITH THE GAME'S
RULE, DELETE AND TRY
AGAIN. When was the last
time you put your brain to
test??
I will start with: "I know
Nigeria is bless"..next
person starts with "BLESS".
Let's go!!

JUST FOR U!
A son and his father were walking
on the
mountains. Suddenly, the son fell,
hurts
himself and screamed:
"AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" To his
surprise, he
hears the voice repeating,
somewhere on
the mountain;
"AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Curious, he yelled: "Who are you?"
He
received the answer; Who are
you?" And
then he screamed to the
mountain; "I
admire you!" The voice answered;
I
admire you! Angered at the
response, he
screamed; Coward!" He received
the
answer; "Coward!" He looks to his
father
and asked; "What's going on?"
The father smiled and said; My
son, pay
attention.
The man screamed; "You are a
champion!" The voice answered;
"You are
a champion!" The boy was
surprised, but
does not understand. Then the
father
explained;
People call this ECHO, but really this
is
LIFE. It gives you back everything
you
say or do.
Our life is simply a reflection of
our
actions. If you want more love in
the
world, create more love in your
heart. If
you want more competence in
your team,
improve your competence.
This relationship applies to
everything, in
all aspects of life; Life will give you
back
everything you have given to it.
YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE.
IT IS A REFLECTION OF YOU!
This is definitely not a joke rather,
this is INSPIRATION from me BIG
BROTHER.

Govt ask me to get d list of all
d virgins in *9jiria*...d want tew
pay
dem as d do pay =Civil servant=
pension xo if u knw u're a Virgin
indicate by writing 'V' if u're not
write *Am not* pls enable to
include
ya Name and age...thank u..
Signed by Mr President GEJ And
Directed by DJ WISDYTECH

Hop they wil *WIN* this TIME!

Congrt LADY!