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Romance / Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by Wisegeek01(m): 7:23am On Dec 22, 2014 |
Dangerous Love !! I've seen that movie B4 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Clean Religious, Sunday School Jokes !! by Wisegeek01(m): 12:57pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Oh crap !
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Jokes Etc / Re: Clean Religious, Sunday School Jokes !! by Wisegeek01(m): 12:53pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Clean Religious, Sunday School Jokes !! by Wisegeek01(m): 12:44pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Clean Religious, Sunday School Jokes !! by Wisegeek01(m): 12:36pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
A funeral service is being held in a chuch for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carrying the casket accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the women is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end the pallbearers are again carrying the casket out. As they are walking, the husband calls out, "Watch out for the wall!" |
Jokes Etc / Clean Religious, Sunday School Jokes !! by Wisegeek01(m): 12:35pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?" A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" A kindergarten teacher was walking around observing her classroom of children while they were drawing pictures. As she got to one girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 6:45am On Dec 21, 2014 |
"Clueless some pple are" *In Yoda's Voice* |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 6:33am On Dec 21, 2014 |
cupidhero: Nollywood needs to step up so the likes of "Hugo weaving", Angelina Jolie, Brad pitt, Jason Statham would like to act in our movies" Even the scripts should start reflecting and infusing crossovers if this would be possible, And the politics they run with the industry has got to stop too. |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 6:24am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Orikinla: 100 likes |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 6:20am On Dec 21, 2014 |
pomporiking: Orikinla: pomporiking Did Omo Tell you she dosn't know him? of course she does someone must have hinted her nau!! . .. Or maybe u'r thinking it's Spielberg that rushed to go and pose with her abi* |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 6:13am On Dec 21, 2014 |
cupidhero: Do you mean she didn't introduce herself, she just snapped only pishure, na wa for d Madam oo Even me wey neva act any film, if I get dat opportunity to meet d guy, I won't act like a fan oo o "Neither would I lie" (mind you) I'd just package myself, E fit giv me job like dt like dt |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 6:07am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Ibadannimowa: Well it's clear she doesn't want to be just a Queen here, she wants to be a Queen there too, And it ain't gon b easy* I bet she'd grab d opportunity if she gets it" |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 6:04am On Dec 21, 2014 |
SexyFox: Hmmm. .. You a should try watching hollywood films some more, you'd love it* I don't understand why u don't, I watch all kinds of film, even the ones u mentioned, by I can assure u hollywood got stuff, unless u just don't like them* |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 5:56am On Dec 21, 2014 |
itstpia8: So what's it about? |
Religion / Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Bornagain Christian? by Wisegeek01(m): 9:29pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
starlingleanets: Enlighten Us ! |
Education / Re: Yabatech, Lagos Is On Fire [live Photos] by Wisegeek01(m): 9:24pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
All our schOol don burn finish wetin happen!! Dis is suspicious o oo |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 8:02pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Some people are missing the context of this article, its not even about spielberg knowing her, It's about her moving up and competing with the best in the world* Either she does that or she keeps sulking in her comfort zone" A typical example is Chris Attoh from Tinsel who's gona be staring in his first Hollywood blockbuster, tho the film looks low budget, But it still goes to show he's thinkn outside the box. |
Celebrities / Re: Why Steven Spielberg Is Clueless About Nollywood Queen Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by Wisegeek01(m): 7:55pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Orikinla: That's her own business if she want's to move on up it's her choice, As for me let just work for spielberg for one day, just behind the scene . .. The rest is History. #Networking To Badt" |
Religion / What Does It Mean To Be A Bornagain Christian? by Wisegeek01(m): 7:38pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
The classic passage from the Bible that answers this question is John 3:1-21. The Lord Jesus Christ is talking to Nicodemus, a prominent Pharisee and member of the Sanhedrin (the ruling body of the Jews). Nicodemus had come to Jesus at night with some questions. As Jesus talked with Nicodemus, He said, “‘I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again.’ ‘How can a man be born when he is old?’ Nicodemus asked. ‘Surely he cannot enter a second time into his mother’s womb to be born!’ Jesus answered, ‘I tell you the truth, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless he is born of water and the Spirit. Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit. You should not be surprised at my saying, “You must be born again”’” ( John 3:3-7). The phrase "born again" literally means "born from above." Nicodemus had a real need. He needed a change of his heart—a spiritual transformation. New birth, being born again, is an act of God whereby eternal life is imparted to the person who believes ( 2 Corinthians 5:17; Titus 3:5; 1 Peter 1:3; 1 John 2:29; 3:9; 4:7; 5:1-4, 18). John 1:12, 13 indicates that being "born again" also carries the idea of "becoming children of God" through trust in the name of Jesus Christ. The question logically comes, "Why does a person need to be born again?" The apostle Paul in Ephesians 2:1 says, "And you He made alive, who were dead in trespasses and sins" (NKJV). To the Romans he wrote, "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" ( Romans 3:23). Sinners are spiritually “dead”; when they receive spiritual life through faith in Christ, the Bible likens it to a rebirth. Only those who are born again have their sins forgiven and have a relationship with God. How does that come to be? Ephesians 2:8-9 states, "For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God—not by works, so that no one can boast." When one is saved, he/she has been born again, spiritually renewed, and is now a child of God by right of new birth. Trusting in Jesus Christ, the One who paid the penalty of sin when He died on the cross, is the means to be "born again." "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation: the old has gone, the new has come!" ( 2 Corinthians 5:17). If you have never trusted in the Lord Jesus Christ as your Savior, will you consider the prompting of the Holy Spirit as He speaks to your heart? You need to be born again. Will you pray the prayer of repentance and become a new creation in Christ today? "Yet to all who received him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God— children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband’s will, but born of God" ( John 1:12-13). If you want to accept Jesus Christ as your Savior and be born again, here is a sample prayer. Remember, saying this prayer or any other prayer will not save you. It is only trusting in Christ that can save you from sin. This prayer is simply a way to express to God your faith in Him and thank Him for providing for your salvation. "God, I know that I have sinned against you and am deserving of punishment. But Jesus Christ took the punishment that I deserve so that through faith in Him I could be forgiven. I place my trust in You for salvation. Thank You for Your wonderful grace and forgiveness—the gift of eternal life! Amen!" |
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Re-opens Agodi Gardens, Ibadan by Wisegeek01(m): 2:29pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
dhammyg: No P Merry Xmas in Advance |
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Re-opens Agodi Gardens, Ibadan by Wisegeek01(m): 1:01pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
TV/Movies / "Chris Attoh Goes Hollywood" - Breaking Grounds !!! by Wisegeek01(m): 12:42pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
Chris Attoh has every reason to smile, As he's soon to star in a Hollywood Tvseries "The Rangers" in his words . .. "When I auditioned my heart was pounding, but when the news came I was assured once again that this is my calling! Thanking Baba God!!! Look out "The Rangers" coming soon!" . .. The Rangers will be set around a special force of elite warriors who operate on the fringe of the kingdom of Olaran, using their unique set of wilderness skills to bring justice to the borderlands. The Rangers which is expected to be in the realm of "Lord of the Rings" and "Game of Thrones" will be filmed in Virginia this summer. Congrats Chris!
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Politics / Re: Ajimobi Re-opens Agodi Gardens, Ibadan by Wisegeek01(m): 12:05pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
dhammyg: Just popped n2 IB, pretty cool n diffrent" Letz go together was thinking of going b4 or after the 25th tho* (becos pple go Yakpa on 25) 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Re-opens Agodi Gardens, Ibadan by Wisegeek01(m): 12:02pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
"Maintenance" Can they Maintain it ? Click Yes or No 1 Like |
Family / Re: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! (part 2) by Wisegeek01(m): 11:54am On Dec 20, 2014 |
*Inspiration 2 keep you going* There are those times it feels like nothing is working, it'll never get better, u ask urself if you're Jinxed, Try to reflect and think about all the good times, if you think there's non, Think about been born (Well you might say born to a wicked world) Well remember been born makes you a winner, you're the one that succeeded in the race to be born, That is a sign of good things, Means you were born for a reason Giving up now would mean been a failure, Having not completed or fulfilled the purposes of your life, Take a good look at your life now, whatever the circumstances change the way you see it* Pick up the pieces and move on . .. Every problem in ur life is a problem only because it has a solution somewhere, which you need to find* - Wise G 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Soso Berekon Flaunts His New #100note On Instagram by Wisegeek01(m): 10:23am On Dec 20, 2014 |
What's really the difference from the old note apart from the fact that its a new design, What change can it really bring, On the long run is this new note worth it, if your printing a new currency there should be an advantage or what we Nigerians stand to gain, or is this just another avenue for some of this our politicians to . .. Ermmm what's d word again" |
Celebrities / Re: Soso Berekon Flaunts His New #100note On Instagram by Wisegeek01(m): 10:22am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Just wondering how much was spent in printing this new Currency. .. |
Celebrities / Re: Soso Berekon Flaunts His New #100note On Instagram by Wisegeek01(m): 10:13am On Dec 20, 2014 |
On first contact you'd think this money is #10 Hope nobody makes the mistake of mixing em up |
Celebrities / Re: Soso Berekon Flaunts His New #100note On Instagram by Wisegeek01(m): 10:11am On Dec 20, 2014 |
This #100 sef dat does not even equate to a Dollar wats d point* |
Car Talk / Re: Do U Know The Abbreviations On Your Number Plates? by Wisegeek01(m): 10:07am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Because this post just made some sense, I think there should be awards given for best posts [/s]every month[/s] every week, (That way we can sanitise the Fp too) (Of course, there should be a criteria for selecting the best tho*) Seun and All SuperMods Una don hear !! |
Religion / Re: When A Born Again Christian Is Sex Starved by Wisegeek01(m): 9:52am On Dec 20, 2014 |
drake99: I'm still trying to imagine how a born again" can still meet up with a runs Girl* Here are some steps, see what u missed How to become Born again 1step Delete all gf contacts. - Done 2nd step Move out of Temptation zone 3rd step Occupy yourself with Godly things 4th Step Pray for the Strength to conquer . .. I could go on but from the look of things ur still stuck in the second step* 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Referee Beaten Blue Black Today In Abuja by Wisegeek01(m): 9:30am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Arrgh !! This pics are Quite Disturbing . .. 2 Likes |
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