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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Mock Me When I Tell Them am A Virgin? by Wisegeek01(m): 5:35pm On Jan 04, 2015
Two questions for you bro,

Did they ask you to tell em before you did?

Now that you have told them, wat hav u gained?

It's not like there's a big deal in telling but there are certain issues you keep to yourself,

Even a guy might just laugh at you been a Vboy,

So keep it to urself*

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Romance / Re: Sleeping With Your Wife Or Husband Is Like Sleeping With Your Sister Or Brother by Wisegeek01(m): 5:20pm On Jan 04, 2015
Dude never ever let your marriage get to that !!
Romance / Re: Meet Abuja Big Girl Who Dumped Her BF & Payed 10million Naira Into His Account by Wisegeek01(m): 5:12pm On Jan 04, 2015
If you are as rich as you say you are, Before she dumps u, Take her to 10 Most expensive places around the world then buy her a Private Jet and then dump her. ..

If you can do this then your d Baus"
cool wink
Religion / Re: Funny Church Posters by Wisegeek01(m): 4:33pm On Jan 04, 2015
lipsrsealed

Education / Re: OPINION: 8 Reasons Why Bsc Is Superior To HND by Wisegeek01(m): 6:50pm On Jan 03, 2015
Any one you get use it to be successful,

some HNd holders are making much more money that some Msc holders,

that dosen't change anything its what you think and believe,

If you feel you must get PhD before you become successful na u sabi,

Just know this, it's what you believe in the Universe will give back to u,

Its in your mindset"

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Celebrities / Re: See The Top 5 Cutest Sons Of Nigerian Artiste (pics) by Wisegeek01(m): 11:14am On Jan 03, 2015
mercielizzie:
who told u I liked him

Ohk you Don't, hope say d guy no offend u*
Celebrities / Re: See The Top 5 Cutest Sons Of Nigerian Artiste (pics) by Wisegeek01(m): 8:11am On Jan 03, 2015
SirVictory:
Hey c'mon that boluwatife of a guy ain't So cute. I think one of Tuface's sons should be there.

SELENAqueensy:


Thank you very much... If tuface's son(s) aint on that list, then the list is incomplete


Which of Tuface son do u want to put there nau. .. Abi you wan do partial go put only one ni"
Celebrities / Re: See The Top 5 Cutest Sons Of Nigerian Artiste (pics) by Wisegeek01(m): 8:05am On Jan 03, 2015
tyson99:
boluwatife's forehead sha grin

Im Papa lyk am lyk dt !!, Who knows he might become the Head of state some day"
Celebrities / Re: See The Top 5 Cutest Sons Of Nigerian Artiste (pics) by Wisegeek01(m): 8:05am On Jan 03, 2015
tyson99:
boluwatife's forehead sha grin

Who knows he might become the Head of state some day" since his daddy is popular tho*
Celebrities / Re: See The Top 5 Cutest Sons Of Nigerian Artiste (pics) by Wisegeek01(m): 8:05am On Jan 03, 2015
tyson99:
boluwatife's forehead sha grin

Who knows he might become the Head of state some day"
Celebrities / Re: See The Top 5 Cutest Sons Of Nigerian Artiste (pics) by Wisegeek01(m): 8:04am On Jan 03, 2015
mercielizzie:
Cute kids! Wizkid's kid tho *rolling eyes*

Since you af already like wizkid you av to start liking the boy too, grin
Celebrities / Re: See The Top 5 Cutest Sons Of Nigerian Artiste (pics) by Wisegeek01(m): 8:00am On Jan 03, 2015
hadizadeezy:
WHy is boluwatife not fine sad sad

This your question get as E be oo shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by Wisegeek01(m): 10:28am On Jan 02, 2015
kr0ne:
I doubt banger could cause damage of this magnitude. Unless it's the one they call 'bomb', as large as a big radio battery. Er.... undecided this look more like an accident

I don't fear banger, but dt one you say they call "BOMB" shocked it's something else*
One Christmas lyk dt my Neighbour bought it, I was impressed at the sight at first but when the first one went off, omo I run go inside house shap shap!!

For me Banger is a no go area for now, I think its Fading"
Celebrities / Re: Jennifer Obayuwana Buys A N7m Wrist Watch by Wisegeek01(m): 10:04am On Jan 02, 2015
realglob:

Looks like Jennifer Obayuwana’s dad will do everything possible to make sure his daughter doesn’t miss the Kokomaster one bit. It’s Christmas and she’s got a lot of cash to get herself all she wanted and even more. The babe, whose dad is a billionaire, just bought a N7m Watch and she’s showing off. #money

Source: www.realglob.com
http://www.realglob.com/10926/jennifer-obayuwana-buys-a-n7m-wrist-watch/

http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2014/12/living-life-jennifer-obayuwana-acquires.html?m=1

When she's not "Ben 10" grin
Smh for Her !
Celebrities / Re: Jennifer Obayuwana Buys A N7m Wrist Watch by Wisegeek01(m): 10:01am On Jan 02, 2015
babyfun:
Instead of giving back to the community by feeding the hungry and giving shelter to the homeless

They'll now come later that they want to become governors and president

Am not hating but it's total bullsh*t and waste of money to me

Even they know its total bulsh:t !! But the thing is the Rich will always want to oppress the poor, by showing off all these expensive stuff, "Now that's the real insecurity"
Celebrities / Re: Jennifer Obayuwana Buys A N7m Wrist Watch by Wisegeek01(m): 9:56am On Jan 02, 2015
StevinMorgan:
No be the same time we the see she go see for the watch or abi she fit see the time Jesus go come.? Its not a poor mans mentality but some time this things don't really matter, Waste of cash

i will buy it if the watch can
iron my clothes and it must have tv and dstv with generator grin

You be correkt guy . .. grin. But u forgot Wifi, it must have wifi, at least to cover your whole neighbourhood"
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Buys A Lexus Jeep For Himself To Celebrate New Year by Wisegeek01(m): 9:47am On Jan 02, 2015
dovelike:
Thats a big boy....in the picture.

But what he just said is annoying.What is with all this 'haters haters' sef? angry Even my kid brother has haters WT*?

The popular phrase "Haters gon Hate" has been overused
Education / Re: 4 Things To Consider Before Going For Your Masters by Wisegeek01(m): 2:07pm On Jan 01, 2015
Nice post Op . .. But just wondering How long some people are intending on been Job seekers or working for someone .
Nairaland / General / HAPPY NEW YEAR !! by Wisegeek01(m): 8:57pm On Dec 31, 2014
- As the new year renews all the happiness and
good tidings, hope the joyful spirit keeps glowing
in the your heart forever! Happy New Year!


Before people begin to Circulate Pirated,Cheap & Unauthorised NEW YEAR greetings, I wish you all an original HAPPY NEW YEAR in advance with NAFDAC registration number 01-01-2015!!!

grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Girl Bullied For Been Ugly Becomes A Beauty Queen" (see Before And After Photos) by Wisegeek01(m): 3:52pm On Dec 27, 2014
motherlode:

abeg wetin be ok nah! undecided do you mean ok biscuits wink grin

Ok is when u book space
grin
Nairaland / General / Girl Bullied For Been Ugly Becomes A Beauty Queen" (see Before And After Photos) by Wisegeek01(m): 3:35pm On Dec 27, 2014
23-year-old Shelley-Marie Summer was an object
mockery in high school as her classmates would
bully her due to her severe eczema, which had
demeaned her confidence on social platform,
even as her skin clears up in subsequent years.
She grew out of her complexity after her
boyfriend Dean, made her realize how beautiful
she was and encouraged her to contest for the
2014 Miss Black Country beauty pageant, which
she won.
According to Shellie-Marie, her victimization
experience started back in her elementary school
but grew worse when she got into high school,
‘In primary school it wasn’t as bad as you’re only
children, but at high school the bullying got
much worse. People would try and get away from
me like I was contagious.

“We had to wear long-sleeved shirts so during
the summer, I was always going to see the
school nurse to put my eczema cream on and
cool down.”
She added that her small stature and laced skin
made her an easy target for bullies.
She has had the last laugh after winning the
beauty pageant at the regional competition as
well as competing in Miss England.
“It was completely mad. I was sitting on a throne
with this big crown on and my family was staring
at me in amazement. I was extremely happy to
have won it,” she said.

“It feels amazing to show the bullies what I could
achieve, despite all their cruelty”.
Shelley-Marie’s victory has not only improved her
self esteem, but it has also given her a new sense
of direction in life as she aims to become a
motivational speaker.
‘In the future I’d like to go into schools and talk
about bullying and self-esteem. I want to urge
victims to speak up and not suffer in silence like I
did,’ she stated.

Celebrities / P-square's Funny Costume For Calabar Carnival (PHOTO) by Wisegeek01(m): 3:20pm On Dec 27, 2014
The brothers, and other celebs are
currently at the Calabar Carnival in Cross River
state. Check out their pirate inspired outfits

Those Swords tho* lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Man Cries Out After Customs Auctioned Off His N33m Cargo For N250k by Wisegeek01(m): 1:17pm On Dec 27, 2014
Never put all your Eggs in one Basket !!

*life savings*
Celebrities / Ludacris Announces His Engagement To Longtime Girlfriend !! by Wisegeek01(m): 1:04pm On Dec 27, 2014
Rapper Ludacris took to instagram yesterday to
announce his engagement to longtime girlfriend,
Eudoxie Mbouguiengue. He shared the photo
above and wrote "She didn't say yes. She said
hell yes! #milehighproposal".


Her name tho* lipsrsealed
Big congrats to
them! grin

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Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by Wisegeek01(m): 12:36pm On Dec 27, 2014
Wait o oo !!
Is the Masquerade the Nairalander ?

Abi who b d masquerade for hia*
smiley
Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by Wisegeek01(m): 12:35pm On Dec 27, 2014
Wait o oo !!
Is the Masquerade the Nairalander ?

smiley
Computers / Re: Things To Consider Before Buying Laptop by Wisegeek01(m): 9:30pm On Dec 26, 2014
RAM, Processor Speed,
Battery Life

. .. Most important specs for me*
Nairaland / General / "Boxing Day Special Message" by Wisegeek01(m): 8:34am On Dec 26, 2014
Goodmorning
please if u know you have an unfinished biznes or if u know u av beef with anyone here on Nairaland plz get ur boxing shoes and meet @Teslim Balogun stadium 12pm and settle it once and for all, grin
before the year runs out...you don't need any grudges for the new year. .. Hehehe
grin


"Just For Laughs"

. ..Happy Boxing day wink

Nairaland / General / 20 Best Christmas Quotes And Wishes !!! by Wisegeek01(m): 9:21am On Dec 25, 2014
It’s that time of year again when friends and
family think about the Christmas of the past
and plan for the coming holiday with their loved
ones in mind. As we reflect on this wonderful
holiday, we must keep in mind that Christmas is
not just any holiday but may be the most
important one of the year for some people. It is a
time for remembering, a time to share the
goodness of your heart with others, and for
expressing with words and gifts what someone
means to you. It is a chance to give a message that will
express love and caring to the ones we care
about the most. As you write your messages, take
the time to make a Christmas wish for each
and every person on your list. With these
thoughts in mind I would like to give you what I think are the best wishes for this holiday.


Happiness– May your life be filled with joy and
happiness and may each new day bring you
moments to cherish.

Love– On this joyous day, and throughout the
new year, may your life be filled with an
abundance of love.

Fulfillment–Merry Christmas and may you live a
long and happy life filled with goodwill and
friendship.

Peace– May this new year bring you peace and
tranquility, and as you walk your path may it
bring you contentment.

Prosperity–On this joyous day, and throughout
the coming year, may your life be filled with good
luck and prosperity.

Friendship– I hope you know how much I value
your friendship. I wish you a very merry
Christmas and may we enjoy many more years
together as friends.

Joy of Giving– May your heart be filled with the
joy of giving, as it is the expression of the love in
your heart and the kindness in your soul.

Blessings–May the light of love shine upon you,
and may your life be filled with blessings in this
Christmas season.

Kindness–On this most blessed day, I wish you
love for all your kindness, and I hope the new
year will bring you many days of happiness.

Merry Christmas, and may this new year bring
you joy and laughter. To be happy is the greatest wish in life.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While
quite unselfish, it grows small.

A little smile, A word of cheer, A bit of love from
someone near A little gift from one held dear,

Best wishes for the coming year, These make a Merry Christmas!

My dear friend, I’m wishing you all the blessings of a wonderful Christmastime and I hope you feel
all the job this holiday season has to offer.

I can’t wait to do all the holiday things with you. I
want to bake Christmas cookies, drink eggnog,
and decorate the home.

There are so many gifts I want to give to you thisChristmas. Peace, love, joy, happiness are allpresents I am sending your way.

Christmas time is always so hectic. That’s why I’mso glad I have a friend like you to help me out during the holidays.

I want to wish you and your family all the
happiness and joy of Christmas. I hope we can
get together this holiday season and spend
quality time together.

I know we are always busy this holiday season but I want to take the time to wish you and yours, happy holidays. I hope we can spend time together soon.
Nairaland / General / Make A Christmas Wish !! by Wisegeek01(m): 11:15pm On Dec 24, 2014
It's about a few hours to Christmas,
So make a wish
I'm pretty sure Santa
Is somewhere around the corner Listening ready to make your wish come true"



I'd start with mine. ..
I wish that all your wishes Come True !!

Merry Xmas
grin

Romance / Re: Who Says Women Are Not Attracted By What They See? by Wisegeek01(m): 11:06pm On Dec 24, 2014
Op I agree with you but not totally,

Both Male and female are attracted to what they see, and also like those nice things they hear,

But heres the thing "reaction" . ..

Men would react more to what they see, while women react more to what they hear,
that's why some men (who are good with words) can easily deceive some ladies" but not the other way round*

That's why the not so good looking guy can still stand a chance with the ladies, if he knows how to mingle, nd use words*

Compare with a very rich guy who's timid, when the money gets finished the ladies will go, but for the soft spoken dude without cash' the ladies can still hang around just to listen to those words"

And you don't expect a lady to tell a guy she loves him, and u want the guy to believe that"
Well that only happens once in a while*
Jokes Etc / Why Must This Christmas be this Cold !! by Wisegeek01(m): 7:04am On Dec 24, 2014
Right now, putting up this thread has to be done under thick Layer of Multicoloured Blanket, but that dosen't stop this Cold from penetrating*

Even My Fan wey I put on the lowest (-1) dey blow like Ac, Choi !! shocked

Even my Bingo sef dey Complain* lipsrsealed
(You can see his pishure below)

So my question"
why this Christmas come Cold like this ?
Dis one is Extreme

undecided

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