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Investment / Re: see photos of How 200k Started my Barbing, game and laundry business by Wisegeek01(m): 10:13pm On Dec 07, 2014
SLIDEwaxie:
Barbing saloon is a very good business. Starting with that cash is very is simple:

1. Don't rent a shop, get a small container.

2. Find a space. Pay for it. 6 months maybe.

All those will gulp like 130k.

3. A mirror with an alumunium frame: 4,000

4. Two Clippers: choaba: 3,000. Or wahl: 5,000 per one. Chaoba is 1500 per one.

5. After shave, powder, brush, cloth, 5,000

7. Swivel: 12,000

8. Small gen: copper coil: 15,000.

9. Electrical works, 5,000.

10. Start, and Good luck

This is like a lot of money for a starter,

this post just reminds me of how one guy started, just with 1500 he bought a clipper, then spent a little more on powder brush and cloth*

Then he started going house to house"
started with the people he knew, like church members*
did some free jobs tho, just to reassure them he knows the job*

But seriously what really helped the guy I believe was his customer service tho*

. .. The rest is history"

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Is Ready To Get Married by Wisegeek01(m): 9:56pm On Dec 07, 2014
The Guy is not ready to marry yet. .. That was just a passive statement"
Religion / Re: Share Your Prayer Request, Nairaland Pastors Will Pray For You by Wisegeek01(m): 7:14pm On Dec 07, 2014
Oh God In Heaven *Arms Raised*
Let all Nairalanders see 2015

IJN
Religion / Re: Share Your Prayer Request, Nairaland Pastors Will Pray For You by Wisegeek01(m): 7:10pm On Dec 07, 2014
Almighty God In Heaven *Arms Raised*
Let all Nairalanders see 2015

IJN

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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by Wisegeek01(m): 7:07pm On Dec 07, 2014
Divineluv14:


Naija Michael Jackson

I was gona beat up d person,

but if I touch dis guy (bleachn guy)
E fit no wake up again oo o

Abeg Make E no go die 4 my hand* grin
Politics / Re: Breaking: Ashaka Town: Army Repel Strong Boko Haram Attack by Wisegeek01(m): 6:56pm On Dec 07, 2014
"Army Rapes strong Boko Haram Attack"

That's what I read at first until I looked again*

I mean with the kinda posts I've been seen on FP these days" (mostly sex related) one would wonder*

So back to d topic "Kudos" to the Army
lipsrsealed
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by Wisegeek01(m): 6:46pm On Dec 07, 2014
Divineluv14:
angry

Show me the person making u angry angry grin
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by Wisegeek01(m): 6:43pm On Dec 07, 2014
When he becomes invisible or trans" and possibly his skin start peeling off,
I won't be there to help him look for his nose when it falls off"
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by Wisegeek01(m): 6:39pm On Dec 07, 2014
Dude will soon disappear into thin air if he continues bleaching like this

lipsrsealed
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by Wisegeek01(m): 6:30pm On Dec 07, 2014
Dunno wat kinda inferiority complex would make this guy bleach . ..

But he should remember that him pikin go still black like the 1st picture

grin

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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by Wisegeek01(m): 6:26pm On Dec 07, 2014
koyyes:
Nairalanders posts be like:
mumu, gay, irritating,ugly,micheal jackson, madness, bla bla bla....

But in their minds, Nairalanders be like:
wow, beautiful light skin, handsome dude,sexy pink lips, how much is the bleaching cream he's using?

grin Tru

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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by Wisegeek01(m): 6:25pm On Dec 07, 2014
lipsrsealed
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by Wisegeek01(m): 6:19pm On Dec 07, 2014
MissyDivah:
if u want to bleach from Black to Oyinbo use H2S04 for best result grin cheesy tongue

You Badt !! grin
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by Wisegeek01(m): 6:14pm On Dec 07, 2014
Gmajor:
he is truly the king of bleaching.
The next phase will be when green veins decorate his body

No no no . .. In the next phase he becomes Transparent grin

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Food / Re: Palm Wine! Now In A Can ? by Wisegeek01(m): 12:24pm On Dec 07, 2014
Not gona work,

palmi is best served fresh,

Besides you can't stock this in shops for months waiting for buyer,

neither can it be kept frozen as we no dey get light"
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures About "Social Media" by Wisegeek01(m): 12:17pm On Dec 07, 2014
Dis Rocks" grin

Nairaland / General / Re: Man Kills Wife For Sleeping With Native Doctor !! by Wisegeek01(m): 10:30am On Dec 07, 2014
Itz getting hot in here !! "

Saw dis post earlier, thot it was false*
Science/Technology / Re: Tommy Hilfiger Launches Jacket That Charge Your Phone On-the-go While Wearing It by Wisegeek01(m): 9:09am On Dec 07, 2014
eddyland:
If anyone gets electrocuted on d process of making use of d jacket, the person or others shuld see it as price paid 4 technology advancement. Afterall the inventor of Electricity, Faraday was electrocuted by what he invented

Gud point"
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Kills Wife For Sleeping With Native Doctor !! by Wisegeek01(m): 4:41am On Dec 07, 2014
But Im no com kill d native doctor,

what if the native doctor charmed the lady"

undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: I Pass My Neighbours: Must See Photo by Wisegeek01(m): 9:41pm On Dec 06, 2014
*Viewing post with 3d Glasses*
cool

grin
Education / Re: What You Don't Know About The Word 'COUSIN' by Wisegeek01(m): 9:38pm On Dec 06, 2014
Esdb:


Boda agba I am the 'op' if u don't know

k
Education / Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet In An Exam Hall by Wisegeek01(m): 11:24am On Dec 06, 2014
McLove:
1) The First Finishers: They are always the first to finish; maybe it's to show they are brillant or who knows they might have seen Orijo(expo)

2) The Dependents: This category of people are the type who come to the exam hall empty headed.

3)The Holy Ones: You are friends before exam start but once you start exam you become temporary enemies. Dem no sabi you again.

4)The Giraffes: They tend to have long necks and sharp sight. Always looking for who to spy

5)The Selfish Ones: These set of people will never be willing to give out a little of what is in their brain, they are always looking for ways to add to theirs. Awon Oloshi

6)The Magicians: They come to the exam hall with magic handkerchiefs/pens. Ntoor! You see them cleaning their face every minute

7)The Pretenders: They dress like SU, you see them praying for like 30mins before they start writing only for them to bring out expo and start cheating. Some even smuggle handout in. Nigerians Sha.

Feel free to add yours, dont just view...


There's another category that don't know why they supposed to use ruler"
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures from My Phone !! by Wisegeek01(m): 11:17am On Dec 06, 2014
Throwback'

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Culture / Re: Signs That Your Childhood Was Lame. by Wisegeek01(m): 7:04am On Dec 06, 2014
17 funny tho* grin
Culture / Re: Igbo Vs Ibo by Wisegeek01(m): 6:44am On Dec 06, 2014
Op Avez-vous l'école en France

grin
Celebrities / Re: D'banj's Koko Garri Now On Sale For N5,000 by Wisegeek01(m): 6:32am On Dec 06, 2014
Maybe the guy has always wanted to be a garri seller before he became a celebrity,

so he's realising his dreams with style

grin

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj's Koko Garri Now On Sale For N5,000 by Wisegeek01(m): 6:30am On Dec 06, 2014
EroticAngelina:
You've gotta be kidding me undecided whats d difference between the normal garri we eat and this koko own that we have to pay 5k? Is it bkus of the 'koko' in it or bkus tz d'banj that produced it? undecided mtchw.

Its just packaging"

But that's total bullsh*

Ijebu Garri na Im sure pass"
Romance / Re: How Many Girlfriends Can A Guy Have? by Wisegeek01(m): 6:25am On Dec 06, 2014
Apart from AIDS been real,

Hope your heart can carry the pressure when they all start fighting over you,

Or worse they accidentally meet and decide to gang up against you*

Trust me you don't to see where ladies are strategizing on your matter

grin
Career / Re: I Need Career Advice Please Help! by Wisegeek01(m): 6:18am On Dec 06, 2014
winta2007:
Thanks for picking interest to read.

Am a Final Year Student Of Food Science and Technology,i will drop the pen soon,and face the real World,but am scared going by the Situation of Employment in Nigeria..,i need Suggestions on what Skill i can develop before graduating to Enhance my chances of getting Employed.am also a web designer and hopeful of graduating with 2.1,please Help..

Know what your are passionate about"
You can learn a skill from that*

Web designing is pretty cool too,
You can also try photography or graphics design"

If you want to go in line with what you're studying. .. catering, event management" etc

Its good you thought of this now*
Education / Re: What You Don't Know About The Word 'COUSIN' by Wisegeek01(m): 5:34am On Dec 06, 2014
Esdb:
all this pedants trying to form I know english... So inother words you are saying "op I think you might still be confused... Because am confused" ki ni itumo yen(wt does dt mean)

Chill out bro,
its not a must you comment oo"
Pple like you are the ones taking out the fun in these threads*

And Neither was I talkn to u* smh

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Romance / Re: Ladies Get In Here!! See Nigeria's Sexiest Male In His Underwear !! by Wisegeek01(m): 8:49pm On Dec 05, 2014
After reading some comments here,
I start wondering what do ladies really want,

Some say they don't like six packs and pot belly is a no go area grin

If you are muscular its an issue,

If you'r too cute nko big wahala,

If you get thin waist you're on your own

lipsrsealed

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