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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:10am On Sep 15, 2015
kaybee585:
I really quote dis 4rm wittywizard...."The truth is that by 2nd week of next month U can start checking your name on Jamb website to know if u have been admitted". Wat a fantastic genuine info. I can't avoid to keep silent without showing my appreciation to people like chucks, danny, wittywizard, proffistands u guys were so kind dedicating ur time to update us and give us 100percent hope of gotten admission. I'm not an ingrate I really appreciate it. Thanks you guys so much!!!!!!!! I'm looking forward to meet u guys.
u are welcome sir....
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 8:07pm On Sep 14, 2015
i just confirnmed that now.. It is true
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 6:31am On Sep 03, 2015
Mercy Mercy.... Nah wah for you oooh... Where have you been all this while....... You just dey permanent site and forget those in mini campus nah.... If not for you elective courses that year you won't even near moni campus...... Thank God say managent sciences are coming to permanent site...... Una go hear whinnnn.... Lol... Missing you sir....
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 6:13am On Aug 26, 2015
good morning nairalanders and my good aspirant.... For now there is no news about admission.... The truth is that by 2nd week of next month U can start checking your name on Jamb website to know if u have been admitted.... The school has submitted names to Jamb but it takes a little bit of time for it to be uploaded on Jamb website because i was very sure and aware.... Saw some admission list that was submitted to each faculty... So, be prayerful... What i believe is that most of us aspirant our names will be out... Insha allah...... We are all resuming together... Pls for now there will be enof hostel space so do not rush in d accommodation of a thing and one more thing.... Pls, it is very important.... Immediately you see your name on Jamb website i know that they Joy there is much.... Do not travel any how saying u want to come for the registration.... There is a date schedule for u guys screening... The road is bad... aVOID ACCIDENT.... The road is very bad...most especiall those coming from Lagos cos i am from there. Pray for all of us too that will be travelling to our various parent and destination home... Thanks all... It is only God that give life...... Be careful.... Cdl form is not out for now only remedial and it will soon end....... For more information.... Meet me up on
phone: 09091347276 / 08060631724 / 07037169000...
Watsapp: 07037169000
witty cares

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 5:04am On Aug 13, 2015
they will be admitted and moved to another courses.... For now uniabuja haven't send any name to jamb but soon names will be send.... Jus keep checking once or twice in a day... Thank you

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 4:07pm On Aug 12, 2015
do not quote me wrong nairalander..... My name is francis a.k.a wittywizard.. A student of the prestigious university of abuja....
The only news i got now is that there will be no admission for accounting, english and law... Those are what i got from the office of the senate today precisely the vice-chancellor office..........
2go: Francis6781
phone: 07037169000/09091347276/08060631724......
For watsapp buzz me on 07037169000
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:53am On Aug 11, 2015
Until you discover something more than sex in a woman you might never appreciate the gift of having one close to your heart.....
good morning alll.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 6:11am On Aug 09, 2015
Good morning all.....
For now there os nothing like bank draft... Lets just waiit and be patient and see what the school have for us..... School don change oooooh... Imagine Gst 222 question for the first time in uniabuja is it theory.;. God help us all.
Witty cares
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 6:07am On Aug 09, 2015
The hardest moment cannot be felt when tears flow from your eyes but can only be felt when you have to conceal the tears and fake up a smile. Good morning
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 2:15am On Aug 05, 2015
[b]POFFI ABEG WHERE ISS CHUKWUDI PHONE...... PLS TRY AND GIVE HIM THE PHONE U DID PROMISED HIM...... FOR INFORMATION AABOUT TH E UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA POST-UME....... PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE WILL BE NO ADMISSION FOR LAW, PHYSICS AND ENGLISH..... SOME PART OF EDUCATION COURSES HAS ALSO LOST THEIR ACCREDITATION... JUST PRAAY THAAT THE UNIVERSITY MANAGEMENT IS FAST AND UPCOMING NOT TO LOSE MORE ACCREDITATION... PLEASE, THERE IS WHAT IS CALLED A STAFF REQUEST FOR ADMISSION INTO THE 2015 ADMISSION PROCESS AND IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ANYBODDY IN THE SCHOOL.. BE IT A LECTURER OR ANYONE THAT CAN HELP YOU GAIN ADMISSION INTO THE PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY PLEASE TRY AND START THE PROCESS OF MEETING THE PERSON NOW BECAUSE THEY HAVE STARTED SUBMITTING STAFF REQUEST LIST..... REMEDIAL FORM IS STILL ON AND IT IS ONLY FOR SCIENCE STUDENT WITH DEFICIENCY IN THEIR O'LEVEL... PLS DO NOT BE A VICTIM OF SCAM AND UNNECESSARY CIRCUMSTANCES... THE UNIVERSITY MIGHT BE ENGANGING IN THE PREVIOUS MEANS OF GIVING OUT ADMISSION AND IT WILL BE FIRSTLY IN MERIT BEFORE THE STAFF REQUEST AND OTHERS.. AND THERE MIGHT BE A BANK DRAFT TO BE SOLD..... FOR MORE INFO. YOU CAN REACH ME ON
2GO: francis6781/
WATSAPP: 07037169000
phone; 07037169000 / 09091347276///
thaank you... witty cares.... [/b][i][/i][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:07am On Aug 01, 2015
This is to inform the student of uniabuja that if you got admission through remedial (i mean those in 100l-500l now) you have to pay the 4,600 and for those of you that have not paid u better pay the 4,600.... If you have paid for collzction of a new Jamb registration number... Go to student affairs division and check now and come to me for actvation........... Shikena...
Reach me at aluta gate (back of the university gate) for regularization....
Call me ik / francis or witty....
Or better still call 07037169000.....
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 8:46am On Aug 01, 2015
the issue of post-utme has been a wide spread news... Post-ume or not pls read at home.... And my candid advice to those that apply for Uniabuja. If you know that you have anybody in the school that is a senior staff or better still a lecturer or someone in a high ranking post... Pls, try and submitt ur credentials to the person... Even if not in the school... It might be a staff of jamb office or national university commission or anything that is related to education. Because names are been submitted... ''This one no be i hear but i don see''. Pls, try and submitt if u know someone in the school... Thank you...
My own information about the post-utme is that it seems that the school might not be conducting her post-ume cos there was a circular that is being placed at the entrance of the school gate but i did not see any signature in the circular so i see it still as a rumour too... Cos i can type and paste at the school gate.... If there won't be a post-ume the school will use the system of last year to admitt student this year again.... So, try and submitt ur details to someone u know that can help u gain admission... Pls, i can't help you in the area of admission cos i don't want issues....
Thank you...
Witty cares...
2go: francis6781.
Facebook: francis ik wittywizard.
Phone: 07037169000 / 09091347276 / 08060631724......
U can reach me on any of those contact......
For watsapp^: 07037169000....
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 12:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
NO PROTEST IN UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA ON
MONDAY OR ANYTIME
This Is to officially inform all University of
Abuja students that there will be no
protest tomorrow or any time in the
UNIVERSITY and those speculating or apprehensive of protest should be rest
assured that No BODY Is protesting and
anybody that does protest did that at his
own peril.
initially there was supposed to be a protect because the front of the school last night around 7pm was shut down. We have considered all the present
indices and management has just assured us that all the students Demands would
be met immediately and Would set up a
committee for the ones that needed to be
considered.
After a strong meeting with the top
security officials of the university delegated by the management, we have
been assured of the following,
That the management would Look into
the issue of the NEW Examination rules
and regulations as demanded as it can
only be considered at the senate level. That the Student s Union Government
election would hold and by Monday the
certainty of a date would be
communicated to students after
management consultation.
However the UNION still insists and appeal that the New Examination Rules
and Regulations should be put on hold.
We therefore embrace peace to
negotiate with the management.
THANK YOU.
Comrade.Olajengbesi Pelumi President
Student's Union Government....
The truth is that what are they figthing for

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:59am On Jul 25, 2015
Do not fall in love with someone like me.. I will take you to the parks,Museums and monuments.. and kiss you in every place, so you can never go back to them without testing me, like blood in your mouth, I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when I leave you, you finally understand why storms are named after people

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 6:59am On Jul 25, 2015
Good morning aspirant and others.... There are something better not to be said but this i can't keep mute to it......
There was a Protest last night in skul
premises.. Led by pelumi n oda sug
aspirant... Secondly d reason behind dis
massive protest is dat rumour has it dat
skul fees will now be 68k.... Another rumour has it that the vice-chancellor has been taken back to the industrial court based on the fact that he wasn't the one that won the election of being the vice-chancellor during the screening...... Another rumour is that the school has definitely suspend the name S.U.G.... We await to see the outcome of all and one general rumour is that the post-ume date will be fixed soon... So, pls ma aspirant start reading..... Pls, i beg of you....... Thanks and have a lovely day.....
Thiz is to remind the student of uniabuja that today is Delta state cultural day..... The first cultural day ever that will be held in p.site....... In the university history....... 9 am... Venue: convocation ground p.site... Thank you
.....
2go: francis6781.
Facebook: wittywizard1989@yahoo.com.
Phone: 07037169000
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:06pm On Jul 23, 2015
UNIABUJA now boast of Full Accreditation
to Offer Courses in Veterinary Medicine,
Engineering and Others
The Vice-Chancellor, University of Abuja
(UniAbuja), Prof. Michael Adikwu, said
the institution now has full accreditation to offer courses in Agriculture,
Engineering and Veterinary Medicine.
Adikwu disclosed this at a Forum of the
News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Abuja
on Wednesday.
He said that the initial accreditation challenge experienced by the institution
had been overcome.
“Let me start with agriculture. That was
one of the courses that were problematic;
we have full accreditation for that now;
so we don’t have problem in that area,’’ he said.
“Before I came on board, there was also a
problem with engineering; some of the
students were farmed out, sent to other
universities.
“So, they (the university) had some contact with them and there were few
courses they needed to come back and
complete and that has been done, and we
have graduated two sets put together.
‘’So, we do not have problem with that
currently,’’ he said. On veterinary medicine, Adikwu said that
the issue with the course had been sorted
out and that the department had started
graduating students.
He said that the only department in the
university yet to be accredited was medicine, adding that it was being
expected.
“They have had the first accreditation;
they were successful.
“For medicine, you have to do serial
accreditations; they needed to do one for the basic clinical sciences and then the
final accreditation.
“So, we are preparing for that and very
soon, they too will cross the fence,” he
explained.
He said that the university had acquired the basic infrastructure needed for
teaching medical students, adding that
the institution presently had three sets of
students ready for graduation.
The vice chancellor disclosed that the
university recently lost its accreditation for law and microbiology programmes
because it overshot its admission quota.
He explained that the loss of
accreditation for the courses could only
stop the university from admitting fresh
students for them, adding, however, that the matter would be resolved soon.
He said that the loss of accreditation for
law was because the number of students
admitted for the programme was high.
According to him, the Council for Legal
Education said we should admit 100 students but we were admitting more
than 400.
“I know of some other universities which
are taking 700 students and they also lost
accreditation. Once that is corrected, we
will get our accreditation back,’’ Adikwu said.
“We also do not have accreditation for
microbiology; I do not think that it is
punitive; I think that it is corrective.
“Once the number of our students
normalises, we will get our accreditation back,” he stated.
The vice-chancellor, however, said that
the corrective measure would not affect
the students currently in the law and
microbiology programmes, stating that
they would graduate soon. According to him, ”our Faculty of Law is
doing very well as it has performed
wonderfully in both local and
international completions.”
NAN......
Witty cares......
2go: Franc6781...
Phone: 07037169000 (watsapp inclusive)
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:33am On Jul 19, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
thanks man. God bless you so much for the info. One more question man. The department is it really competitive? And do they have much candidate offering the course. I just wanna ask cos i no wan waste one year o.. Anyway am still optimistic
it is a little bit competitive not compare to other faculty... But it s a good course of study bro....

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:30am On Jul 18, 2015
The University has released the provisonal Admission for Institute of Education 2nd batch... You can check your name at mini campus..... 3rd batch of the list will come out soon.....
For more information you can ask the house or directly contact me... News about post-ume will be until after university of abuja 2nd semester exam.....
Thank you...
Witty cares....
2go: Francis6781
facebook: wittywizard1989@yahoo.com..
Phone: 07037169000 / 09091347276 / 08060631724...
Thank you
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:24am On Jul 18, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
does uniabuja have christian religious studies under the faculty of education which is (B.ED Christian Religious Studies). And besides is it compulsory to write maths in all courses including arts in the schools aptitude test?
yes the University of Abuja does have Christain and Religious Studies under the faculty of Education.... It is compulsory to write mathematics in the school apptitude test and it is a must depending on your course of study....
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:46am On Jul 04, 2015
Good morning all.... Pls for news about the University Post-ume.. For now there is no news about that and once there is news about it... We will be the first to paste it to your notice on every social network including our own home here (Nairaland)...

A sacrosanct and very delicate news got to Us of
recent (yesterday morning), Where it was genuinely discovered that a
shuttle bus of University of Abuja conveying
students to the permanent site from the Mini
campus got involved in a ghastly motor accident
at SDP. A call was put through to one of the executives
of the present student Union Government, Then
it was confirmed that it is not the student union
bus rather it was a shuttle bus conveying
students for lectures. At present, Students affected are taken to the
Specialist Hospital not too far from the location of
the accident, and there is no knowledge of
anything more serious than serious injuries... Thank God no live was lost..... Lets us continue to pray for the school management and for God to see us all through.....
REMEDIAL FORM IS NOW OUT..... It can been sold only here in gwags....
Remedial is meant only for science students that seek to gain admission into the prestigious university of Abuja.... Those that are having deficiency in any of their o'level.... Are only eligible to apply for the remedial.... For more information you can contact francis or better still call me witty.... If you are on abuja you can come to my office at aluta gate.... Contact me on 07037169000 or 09091347276 or 08060631724....
Better stiill reach me on watsapp on 07037169000.
2go: 07037169000.
Facebook: wittywizard1989@yahoo.com.
Thank you..... Pls, to increase your chances of gaining admission into my prestigious university if u are a science student and you chances are slim and u also have deficiency in any of ur o'level u can apply into uniabuja.... Thank you once again
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 12:43am On Jun 12, 2015
#hot and Fresh#•
the Office of Academic Planning Unit,
UNIABUJA has disregarded rumours of
ongoing Sale of POST-UTME Forms stating that no date yet for the Examination. Pls be informed that no formal date is out yet for the pume and no one knows if it do be written or oral not even the vice-chancellor but the office of examination board..... Thank me later.....
Witty cares.....
2go: Francis6781
facebook: wittywizard1989
phone: 07037169000
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 12:11pm On Jun 05, 2015
BASED ON MA RESEARCH I HEARD THAT THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT ARE SELLING POST-UTME FORM FOR UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA AND NOTE THIS.... UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA WILL NEVER AND EVER TELL YOU TO PAY MONEY INTO ANY ACCOUNT OR WHATSOEVER NAME... PLEASE DISREGARDS ANY NEWS................ [i][/i][color=#006600][/color]
Jokes Etc / World Most Poisnous Snake by Wittywizard(m): 9:38am On May 24, 2015
A very dangerous snake that has
astonished
the scientists in the whole world has
been
discovered todayin the morning
according to BBC...A strange snake that keeps on
increasing 0.5 centimetre every second
and if
in any case it touches any part of its
body it
dies immediately.This is the worlds most
dangerous and poisonous snake..And
this
type of snake is available only in
"Nokia's"
1100 Mobile phones under games option..Thanks for reading this very
very
Carefully........ HAPPY SUNDAY
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:36am On May 24, 2015
A very dangerous snake that has astonished the scientists in the whole world has been discovered todayin the morning according to BBC...A strange snake that keeps on increasing 0.5 centimetre every second and if in any case it touches any part of its body it dies immediately.This is the worlds most dangerous and poisonous snake..And this type of snake is available only in "Nokia's" 1100 Mobile phones under games option..Thanks for reading this very very Carefully........ HAPPY SUNDAY

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:37pm On May 23, 2015
This is to inform all who apply for sandwish that the first list is out so go and check your name good luck
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:36pm On May 23, 2015
The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:31pm On May 23, 2015
good day aspirant.... Please disregard any message from ColDesmondJonh or watever he call his name... He is neither a student of uniabuja or an indigene sef..... Information about post-ume form when it is out will be posted here by so many of us and that is why ma fellow aspirant will know the genuity of the post-ume form... It is only direct entry form that is out for now...... Thank you.......
Wittycares.....
2go: francis6781
facebook:: wittywizard1989@yahoo.com
watsapp: 07037169000
phone: 07037169000 / 09091347276/ 08060631724 / 07057298072
residual: lagos (ikorodu) / ogun (sango-otta)
school: university of Abuja

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:04pm On May 07, 2015
i really love this update... Am impress.... if you have any friend or aspirant that is aspiring for uniabuja... Tell them that nairaland/uniabuja.com/education is the best site to ever receive information... Jus like poffy has said... This was d same site that i noticed abt the date of ma post far back 2012... Thank God for Nairaland cos u will always be updated here.... Abeg who s gonna be walking from lagos to abuja cos i have some luggages to send down to abuja.... So that the person will help with ma bag.... Gat some tins to deliever to our president elect......... Shine ur eyes for may29... The beginning and the end......
Wittycares....
2go: francis6781
facebook: francis ik wittywizard....
Phone: 07037169000/08060631724/09091347276/07057298072....
For more information.. Reach me there

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Politics / Re: Meet The First Nigerian Female ISIS Terrorist by Wittywizard(m): 3:42pm On May 05, 2015
Taylor86:
I S L A M




thunder don fire una
i am a catholic but you are a fool for that statement..... Do not judge so that u won't be cursed....

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