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Politics / Re: Meet The First Nigerian Female ISIS Terrorist by Wittywizard(m): 3:33pm On May 05, 2015
i belief in christainity but cannot discriminate islam

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Business / Re: Nigerians Spend More On Recharge Cards Than Food by Wittywizard(m): 6:50pm On May 03, 2015
Kelvin3028:
Who do d survey? Where dem do am!
Iffa hear dat again... I go sue u... My papa go by jst #100 card, use am 4 2wks, my mama too, me na #50 naira transfer I dey do... I no dey even get mb... Y dem no survey me nah? Make I spoil evrytin 4 dem.
see as u jus finish ur family all by urself with your hands..... Papa #100 card
mama #50 card...
U come dey do transfer from ur papa weh manage load #100 card....
#povertyinthefamily#..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Reuters Report On Nigeria And South Africa's Unending Rivalry by Wittywizard(m): 10:14am On May 01, 2015
after all those apc will say that it is pdp or jonathan handwork......
Romance / Re: Abuja Runs Girl Slept With A Politician And Found Worms In Her Private Part by Wittywizard(m): 9:33pm On Apr 30, 2015
Smartini:
Yuck! Thats so gross... "Heyo! Tell me what you do with those big, fat worms? Wriggle, Wriggle Wriggle" ... #BeatRolls. I feel nothing for her. She bought a 300k trailer-load of worms... She's probably into fish farming
instead of u to comment to abuse her or destroy her life u are here buying space... Why not build a plot of land on it...... Ewu
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:19am On Apr 28, 2015
Mr. Andrew or what ever your name is... If you are not being careful about your Jamb result upgrading of a thing i will make sure that you are being barred and send to exile on nairaland.... U better be careful..... There is nothing like Jmab result upgrading.... Pls, leave this forum becos it is mostly for uniabuja student and their aspirant and not for people like you... You can still dare me if you like but know that it is not a threat shaaaaa.... Repost anything here again not related to uniabuja and the rest will be history...... 1 yrs exile.....
For more about uniabuja news jus continue coming online and stay on d page cos we will definitely paste news about the post-ume here.... Thank you...
Witty cares.......
Phone: 07037169000 / 08060631724/ 09091347276/ 07057298072. The first number is my hotline....
2go/watsapp: 07037169000

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:05pm On Apr 20, 2015
skype,eskimi,twitter,nimbuzz,bbm,bad as e dey hot.... No be everybody saabbiiii u phone.... I hate bbm to the core..... For all those application ehn.... No time to save time........ Abeg ,ake una no mine paul.....^na codine e take...albeg where ma refnol
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:24am On Apr 20, 2015
this is the approved second semester academic calender for the University of Abuja......
for more information you can reach me on 07037169000 / 08060631724 / 07057298072.......
add me up on watsapp wih the first number cos that is my hotline..... as e dey hot nanniiiiiii (07037169000)..
follow me up on facebook as follow follow on francis ik wittywizard.............. 2go too nah francsi6781..............
grin cheesy wink
witty cares

Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by Wittywizard(m): 1:53pm On Apr 09, 2015
Apreel:
will u quit displaying ur ignorance....are u trying 2 be funny?
am not trying to be funny but am jus eager and desperate to know if while i am in ma school... Did i have a crushed on you or this is just your odd side of how u live your life by castigating on one's private life..... Who the Bleep are you.... Do i owe you a dine or have we met before to the extent that you interfere in ma private and personal life.......
#Fuckoutmabuttbitch#
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 1:38pm On Apr 09, 2015
Pietee:

Brotherly I hail you o. how your end.... please I really need detailed information about the school of nursing.....
for detailed information about the school of health in abuja.. The form is already out now..... The exam will be by may while the school of midwifery follows next for sale
Education / Re: Delta State Has Started Paying Bursary For 2015 by Wittywizard(m): 1:32pm On Apr 06, 2015
Fourmatic:
Thanks for the reply.
Scored 267 in Jamb.
okay.... with that scores of yours you are good to go
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Stoke City (2 - 1) On 4th Aprl 2015 by Wittywizard(m): 6:41pm On Apr 04, 2015
Adeyeancah:
No sir
thanks man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Stoke City (2 - 1) On 4th Aprl 2015 by Wittywizard(m): 6:33pm On Apr 04, 2015
abeg make una repky me nah... Say dem dey show the match for ait, nta or galaxy.. Pls reply...t hanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Stoke City (2 - 1) On 4th Aprl 2015 by Wittywizard(m): 6:27pm On Apr 04, 2015
pls is d match shown on any of the local channels^...
Pls i need reply asap... Thanks
Education / Re: Delta State Has Started Paying Bursary For 2015 by Wittywizard(m): 3:47pm On Apr 04, 2015
Fourmatic:
sorry for derailing, but please do you have any idea if Uniabuja will offer their 2015 aspirants law to study? Heard that law aspirants will be offered other related courses but not law. How true is this please?
it is a lie but it is depending on your high jamb score.... There were problems 2 years ago that was why those that applied for law were given another course to study but now it has been settled...

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Education / Re: Delta State Has Started Paying Bursary For 2015 by Wittywizard(m): 6:52am On Apr 03, 2015
pls how true is this because i have received nothing in my own school... Uniabuja
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:14pm On Mar 29, 2015
Greatest Unibujites....
School of Nursing form is out for unibuja... After which the school of midwifery will follow... For more information get connected here. ..... Or call paul uwana or witty on
07037894154 / 07037169000....
Witty cares
Education / Re: 2014 Delta State Bursary! by Wittywizard(m): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2015
But the truth is that it is wasting time ooooh... Let dem do and pay us sharp shapr since we are not from a oil producing community.......
Aniocha kwenu....
University of Abuja kwenuu...
Delta state kwenuu
Romance / Re: Read Okey Bakassi’s Hilarious Message To Guys That Are Still Sampling Babes by Wittywizard(m): 1:55pm On Jan 07, 2015
Bleep relationship....... We are gonna be single till those babes start crawling to us

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 5:45am On Jan 06, 2015
Presido. I have a space in girls hostelif you want to buy i also have access to swamping of hostel if u really need it but right now am in lag. But entering abuja on sunday night cos am gonna fly like a witch thats why am called wittywizard..
My phone is 07037169000 u can also watsapp me on that same cell number... Or better still meet me in the office @ aluta gate..
Wittycares
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 2:55pm On Dec 30, 2014
Blessed newyear to all n advance.
Breaking News:
pls@u:u and u. For those that have not yet been admitted. It has occur to me that some of us are being admitted without knowing or evnn checking. I saved about 3 life of students that have already lose hope by buying a new jamb form without knowing that they have all been admitted. The only help i could render is that if you know that u have not yet been admitted. Text me or foward it here so that others can help checking for u if u have not yet been admitted. I know what it takes to sit @home for years being fustrated without gaining admission and seeing ur friends go to school@ that is d help i could render or better still u can add me on watsapp for chat if u wish:: some pple have jus been admitted during the yuletide period and dey never knew that not until i did checked for them. Imagin being called a god of their generation. .
Witty cares .
2go: francis6781.
Watsapp: 07037169000:
thank you

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 2:43pm On Dec 30, 2014
Merry xmass and happy new year to you all. From nairalanders and mostly uniabuja chapter and our newly admitted student and to those that have not yet been admitted. May thE Good lord bless us all. Amen:
witty cares

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Politics / Re: 2015: Jimi Agbaje Receives Over 3,000 APC Defectors Into Lagos PDP by Wittywizard(m): 2:39pm On Dec 27, 2014
I can now see that most of us all are all criminals:: including you. Yes u that is looking at me. A.p.c means change abii. My first question is all of them are from where. Pdp has done below average and we dont care about any of those or such. What is change? Is it by defecting+deceiving+detecting+castigating. I can see that we are all eluped with change but ask yourself@u. Where is the grassroot of this change coming from? Who is changing who. Parents listen to your children was one of the popularly rhythm we use to sing all those years: we are the leaders of tomao: that was d song i used to listen to wen i was in primarry school::: but imagine: we have been deprived of our right: we better learn if not all this our being educated is out of the tune .
Wittycares
Politics / Re: 2015: Jimi Agbaje Receives Over 3,000 APC Defectors Into Lagos PDP by Wittywizard(m): 2:29pm On Dec 27, 2014
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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 6:14am On Dec 18, 2014
I really want us to appreciate his name for all he has done for us and for what he will do more for us.... Let us still be calm because even after matric, there will still be some list to be... So, let us appreciate his name and still keep to the faith... I remain my humble sef....
Com. Wittywizard.
2go: francis6781.
Facebook: wittywizard1989@yahoo.com.
Phone: 07037169000.
Witty cares
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 12:34am On Dec 13, 2014
Always in gwags... Hustling and bustling... Aluta gate tins... Francis
Chelcy10:

Witty where are u?
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 6:50am On Dec 10, 2014
Good morning nairalanders and new aspirant and those have not yet been admitted.... You can recheck jamb website for some names were been uploaded there yesterday and some have been jubilating...... Try and recheck cos it is wellk and i believe most of us will be admitted but not all..... After payment with the bank fee... For your online payment like changing of pin to receipt... You can come to aluta gate and ask of ik or francis for guidiance on how to go about your registration and other things....... Be prayerfull. I.e we that have not seen our names on jamb website.... Thank you.....
Wittycares...
07037169000/ 07057298072 /
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary At Teslim Balogun Stadium; Live Update. by Wittywizard(m): 6:37am On Dec 10, 2014
Because i have stamped it and there is nothing u can do or d rest of ur species can do about that
amodu:


Why are you so confident with your statement?
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 3:11pm On Dec 06, 2014
Under the faculty of education... The best department to change to is Science and Environmental or Integrated Science.... Or better still Biology Education

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Family / Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Wittywizard(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2014
I never did any of such cos i never grewup in a good forsaken country like this.
Politics / Re: Letter To Chief Olusegun Obasanjo by Wittywizard(m): 10:13am On Dec 06, 2014
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Sports / Re: Breaking!!! Amaju Pinnick Sacked As NFF President by Wittywizard(m): 7:36pm On Dec 04, 2014
Abeg oooh.. Do u mean sacked or impeached... Just as the ruthless A.P.C are trying to do to a sitting presiden.... Bunch of criminals....
Even u too that is reading this text

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