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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:55am On Sep 07, 2014
Good morning nairalanders.......
News about post-ume or admission list is for the management to put that to the general public.. We have been patient enough jus because we have waited for a long period of time.... Lets us still be patiene because with God on our side we will all be in gwags....
This is to inform the Delta State Union (Uniabuja Branch) that the bursary allocation for the state is out......... For more information, you can contact me......
I am also please to announce to you all on this page to help me bless God for i was elected as the Welfare officer in the above association.....thank you all for your patient.... The Lord is your strength....
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Watsapp; 07037169000.
Phone: 07037169000 / 08182976008.....
Thank u all..
Witty cares

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:49pm On Aug 23, 2014
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i kow say don high mr paul.... Dem no tell u say i come ur house
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:41pm On Aug 23, 2014
School resumes 1st week of October. Both old and new student.. Disregard any rumours about the post-ume form not been sold. The form is sold in most banks here in gwagwalada. The school intend to hold d post-ume b4 on friday and saturday but due to some adjustment the date is indefinite but we all hope it is soon. banks selling post-ume bank draft wouldnt have started selling without the conscent of the school.the form is still on sale. it is better u get urs...
D bank draft is kinda a little bit expensive from last year own..
I even complained in d bank about the cost of the bank draft.
Happy weekend to you all...
UniAbuja we hail thee...
Witty cares.....
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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:22pm On Aug 23, 2014
It is well.... Exam have not been easy.... We jus have to read, read and read to be among the best... Pls, if you know you have seen your name in the Jamb list, do start reading....
Good night and sweet dreams....
Witty cares.
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PHONE/WATTSAPP: 07037169000
Education / Another Nationwide ASUU Strike? by Wittywizard(m): 9:19pm On Jul 30, 2014
Good evening my fellow nairalanders.. I heard about the ASUU forthcoming strike but it seems the rumours is only been circulated in my school(UniAbuja). I just want to be sure that it is a Romours or not a rumours. Please is the ongoing proposed strike news been heard in other various institution or it is jus being heard in my school..
Thank you

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi Cancels Eid Festivities After Bomb attacks by Wittywizard(m): 7:02pm On Jul 27, 2014
Abeg ooohhhh. Me i still dey fine the moon.
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Dies In Failed Attempt to bomb University In Kano by Wittywizard(m): 3:08pm On Jul 27, 2014
No wonder. Now i can see the reason why Governor Fashola is figthing those putting on hijab... Na wah oooh. May those that kill be killed for their wrong doing. Amen

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:20pm On Jul 26, 2014
Pls, i prefer we act mactured here... We aint kids anymore and we all should stop raining abusive woreds be it maturesd or immatured here...
Be it merging or not, 2013/2014/2015/2016.. Lets us calm down cos the most important thing is that we are all goin to be admitted even those 2013 that haven'2 seen our name... Lets us jus pray for a change... The Lord is our strength....
Abeg if you know that you are in 100 or 400level and you are a student of Uniabuja thinking that it is 200 and 300level that are writing exam first.... Oga na lie ooooh.....
D time-table i saw yesterday ehn.... My eye-balls almost burst out wen i saw that we are all starting exam @d same time....abeg oooh... Make una read oooh.
Abeg..
Even those that have seen their names on Jamb list.. Make una start to dey read now...
Witty cares..
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phone: 07037169000
Health / Re: Doctor's Strike And The Lagos Locum by Wittywizard(m): 6:34pm On Jul 26, 2014
Locum or no Locum. Even if the state government are suppose to bring about the locum workers, what about those medical practionary who are without work...
The Lagos State government should try and settle their scores with the Medical Doctors.

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Politics / Re: Why I Can’t Go Into Alliance With Omisore – Osun LP Guber Candidate by Wittywizard(m): 6:26pm On Jul 26, 2014
I might not be from osun or oshogbo but sometimes when we see the truth we should always be on it.......
L.P(labour party) you cannot win this election in osun state not to talk of P.D.P(peoples democratic part)...
Mere looking at it, we can see that Aregbesola is not a Governor, he is from the street and the street is what people live in...
So, Ogbeni, keep the work going.

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 12:53pm On Jul 24, 2014
UniAbuja post-utme form is not out. As soon as the forms comes out, you all will be informed on this thread......
That is a promise....
Witty cares
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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 8:42am On Jul 22, 2014
Castro ! Castro !! Castro !!!
Jus be calm dude... All the aspirant are here for information. If we give them false information. They still have their own source. So, u can still as well give them your own lecturer contact so that they can call him too. Pls, we all paste news that we are all well informed of. You are have to reduce the harshness of your tune bro....
Peace.
One love.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:35am On Jul 20, 2014
Please, please and please.... There is a website claiming uniabuja post-utme form is out... Please fellow aspirant, try and disregard any information about that becaust there ic nothing like post-ume for now until afer our second semester exam.
Thank you.
Witty cares.
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Politics / Lecturer Made Minister by Wittywizard(m): 4:48pm On Jul 16, 2014
Dr. Suleiman an academic worth his salt of the department of political science, UniAbuja. A political scientist of note and a technocrat of high intellectual regard cleared by the senate to become a minister of the federal republic of Nigeria
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:39pm On Jul 14, 2014
Ok.....its comfirmed ASUU done call off strike but VC has to decide when skl go open. The following lecturers confirmed it. (Mr. George, Mr. Nasiru, Dr. Akano, Mrs. Olarewaju, Dr. Solomon) make I continue? I no wan hear any latest again. Na the final latest be this and its the only true latest for now.

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:58pm On Jul 14, 2014
LATEST ON ASUU UNIABUJA STRIKE

Students are humbly advised to disregard any news regarding the suspension of the ongoing industrial strike action by the UniAbuja chapter of ASUU and the immediate reopening of the school for academic activities as such information is yet rumour.

Members of the union at the congress held today 14th July 2014 actually made submissions to suspend its ongoing industrial action and has directed its leaders to revert their resolutions to the National Executive Council of the union for further response as this has always been the tradition.

The union fervently awaits the positive response of its NEC before it can finally direct its members to return to classes.

We however, hope our lecturers will resume any moment from now just as we expect the school management to announce the reopening of our great citadel of learning.

Thanks
witty cares.....
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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 1:58pm On Jul 14, 2014
UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA
Finally the strike is over! Am in school right now! ASUU Uniabuja chapter has finally agreed to work with the newly appointed VC the announcement would be made anytime soon! But the meeting is over! They ve unilaterally agreed to call it off! Student get ready to resume!
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:06pm On Jul 07, 2014
Someone gave u a hope of giving u some piece of information and u call it a false news.... Sometimes humans are so ignorant while being dumbfounded... Why not give the people your own news rather than castrate your self.... U should be careful with your utterancce... Presido, pls dont be offended.. The news is for only those wjho needed it. Do not be biased by some unscropulous element... Thank you..
Witty cares..
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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:27am On Nov 11, 2013
bsquare18: I 4bid it in jesus name...no more ASUU strike 4d next five year, One cannot go on lyk dis,i am ready 2go bak 2skul nd i will even if ASUU tinks dey'r bein presurize or intimidatd or dey even accept d proposal of d FG..it is done..can i hear a loud AMEN pls...UNIABJ watchout
u 4bid wat or u are bidding towards it...are u even thinking of goin bak to skul dis year...
As 4me.. Nextyear tinz on point..
Witty kares
07037169000.
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Education / Re: Breaking News -->>> ASUU-lasu Pull Out Of General Strike by Wittywizard(m): 7:27pm On Nov 07, 2013
BLIND MEN ZONE
Crime / Re: Beware Of Robbers On Benin Bypass Bridge by Wittywizard(m): 3:44pm On Nov 05, 2013
aguiyi: op be careful o, it is this kind of false alarm that killed people in Anambra. if your driver had the required stickers they would not have asked for any such money.

it happens even in ph here , whether you carry mopol or not if you no get sticker, community boys no go gree u o because na their empowerment be that.

its 40K per bus or hilux every year and we have been buying it because the local govt law provides for that just that the way they go about it is rude and harsh

if they catch you without the sticker you will pay more because of bail fee plus the sticker and basket of 15k.

even when you have, they could snick one out of it and send another group after you.

that one no be robbery na ,abi u see gun. why not titled the thread excessive akawo on Benin by-pass
i can see you are part of them & u now relocate to porthacourt to open anoda branch office...
Thief.. Thief...
Ee ba mi kii gbe ole ole ole
Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Sacks 2 Senators, 8 House Of Rep. Members by Wittywizard(m): 11:23pm On Nov 01, 2013
Fellow 9gerians, let me tell you the truth.. If you are giving hope & thinking that nigeria will one day change... U go grow old.. The truth is that the country will never change, every day by day nigeria kip depreciating from bad to worse...
Don't be deceived by those words..
E ma tan ara yin..
Haters comment

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Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Sacks 2 Senators, 8 House Of Rep. Members by Wittywizard(m): 11:08pm On Nov 01, 2013
Fellow 9gerians, let me tell
you the truth.. If you are
giving hope & thinking
that nigeria will one day
change... U go grow old..
The truth is that the country will never change,
every day by day nigeria
kip depreciating from bad
to worse...
Don't be deceived by those
words.. E ma tan ara yin..
Haters u can comment or hate me.. Fact #

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 8:54pm On Nov 01, 2013
"WHAT WILL I REMEMBER?" What will I remember?
What will I forget?
When this life is ending,
&gone
What will I regret?
If tomorrow I don't wake up, what happens?
My sunrise, or sunset? If I never were born..
If I never died...
Would it even matter at all?
What should I decide?
I always imagined
I'd mean something to someone If I won't, 'least I
tried When my body suffers..
When to breathe is pain
Is it really madness to
think... Think of breaking
this chain?
Is the future mine? God knows I have a past
Where's my second
chapter?
Or will the first also be my
last? Is my story over If I fall
asleep? Would anybody
find me?
And would anybody weep?
I can't even pretend I care
But songs I'll never sing... Well that means
something...
Yes, that means
something...... LOLzzzzz.... Happy New
Month...my dearest
friendssssss! *shallom*
wittycares.....
Phone: 07037169000.
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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:58pm On Oct 30, 2013
Frustrated by over four
months of strike that has
kept their future in the
balance leadership of the
National Association of
Nigerian Students, NANS zone 'B' has given the
members of the Academic
Staff Union of Universities
(ASUU) seven days to call
off and return to the class
room. The Union warned that at
the expiration of the
seven days ultimatum they
would be left with no
other option than to
confront the striking lecturers.
Speaking with journalists
in Umuahia, the NANS zone
B financial secretary and
the leader in Abia state,
Comrade Eluwah Miracle, said that the students are
determined to take their
destinies in their own
hands by invoking the last
"C" in NANS system of
settling issues which is confrontation
Eluwah accused the
members of ASUU of being
selfish in their demands
from the federal
government and politically motivated adding that
student would no longer
watch ASUU destroy
education in the country
and jeopardize the future
of millions Nigerian youths. He said, "NANS Abia state
chapter has condemned in
strong terms the on-going
nation-wide strike
embarked upon by ASUU,
which timing is not only wrong, but also
detrimental to the security
and of the country.
Eluwah said that ASUU is
claiming that their
demands are genuine, "But their approach and timing
is very wrong, because the
world is now seeing it as
being politically motivated
and if they say it is not,
they should go back to the classroom, while
negotiation continues with
the federal government".
He maintained that the
federal government has
done well by offering ASUU the sum of N600
billion in addition to the
N100 billion already made
available this year for the
funding of the universities,
"which ASUU has rejected under the fragile nature of
the country's economy".
On the issue that the funds
from federal government
has not been released,
Eluwah said, "ASUU is claiming that the funds
have not been released,
why should the money be
released when they have
not accepted the offer by
the federal government and until they accept the
money cannot be released
simple".
He said that there are
three Cs in the student
Aluta struggle which include Consultation,
Consideration and finally
Confrontation, adding that
they have made use of the
first two Cs and will not
hesitate to use the last one which is confrontation.
Witty cares.
Phone: 07037169000.
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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:55pm On Oct 30, 2013
ABUJA – The Nigerian
Police Force Wednesday,
tear-gassed members of
the Academic Staff Union
of Universities, ASUU,
University of Abuja branch as they mobilise for their
protest into the streets of
the Federal Capital City,
Abuja.
Eyewitnesses said that the
lecturers had gathered at the mini-campus of the
university at Gwagwalada
for the protest when
suddenly policemen and
plain clothes security
personnel took over the entire arena and
prevented them from the
embarking on the protest.
Speaking to journalists,
the zonal Chairman of
ASUU, Dr. Clement Chup said ASUU sent a letter to
the Commissioner of Police
at Gwagwalada to notify
him of their protest but
was surprised when they
were prevented by Police from entering into campus.
According to him, “We
members of Academic Staff
Union of Universities, ASUU
of University of Abuja had
actually planned to carry out a peaceful
demonstration today .
What we planned was to
have a community
marching just to march
through some major streets in Abuja, to
sensitize the public on the
essence of our strike. You
will agree with me that the
strike that has been on for
the past four months now is a cause for worry for
everybody. We wanted to
tell members of the public
we are on strike because
the Federal Government
have refused to implement the agreement they had
with our members since
2009.
“But unfortunately when
we got to the campus this
morning (Wednesday), we were prevented from
entering the campus by
Policemen. When they
prevented us from
entering the campus we
sat down helplessly outside the gate, just
chatting and trying to put
heads together, the
Policemen came around
and tear gassed us several
times to disperse us”. Chup continued, “We were
wondering why, a security
agent that are suppose to
provide security for law
abiding citizens would turn
around and begin to oppress the same people
they are suppose to
provide security for. It
was really a cause for
worry, even as they threw
over 13 canisters of tear gas at us. Some of us were
soaked in the tear gas and
one of us who has asthma
condition was rushed to
the hospital.
“We insisted that it is our right so at the end of the
day we were able to carry
out our protest at a point
in front of the university
gate. When they tried to
stop us and they didn’t succeed they now allowed
us to carry out our protest
at the gate., where we
displayed our banners,
sang our solidarity song
and left”.
Sports / Strange Signs & Shows Of Illuminaty In Bayern Munich by Wittywizard(m): 7:38pm On Oct 28, 2013
Eleven men dressed in identical black robes were present in the stands to the surprise of the bewildered fans at the Allianz Arena @ bayern munich.

Food / Re: Daily Water Consumption In Nigeria Is N8bn by Wittywizard(m): 11:20pm On Oct 27, 2013
Ediss: I can't just stop drinking bottled water, I now see where my salary is going to. Anyways let me keep drinking its couse am an addict. Don't view my profile please oooh cool
habba... Daddy xo u can lie.... U av neva 4once drank bottle water for once... Na landlord tap water we dey use drink garri oh... I go tell my mama(mama nkechi) say u dey lie for nairaland say nah bottle water u dey drink
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Lola Omotayo's Bachelorette Party by Wittywizard(m): 7:28pm On Oct 27, 2013
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Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by Wittywizard(m): 7:42pm On Oct 26, 2013
Apreel: ok u have been noticed.....have a seat pls oluku
thank u ma... I have bin noticed & u have bin sigthed for repeating... No b bad thing oh to repeat a class...
Tongue out#
Apreel: ok u have been noticed.....have a seat pls oluku
thank u ma... I have bin noticed & u have bin sigthed for repeating... No b bad thing oh to repeat a class...
Tongue out#
Education / Foreign Student Want To School In Nigeria by Wittywizard(m): 1:55pm On Oct 26, 2013
Hi... I have a friend from Namibia & she wants to school in Nigeria... She would like to know how to go about it & their requirement...
Thank you
Islam for Muslims / Re: Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor Praying In Outer Space by Wittywizard(m): 11:51pm On Oct 25, 2013
Sllowppoisoon: .
It isn't easy for a girl to
leave the guy she's
been through so much
with, even if she's
unhappy. Even if he makes
her cry, she can't forget how he used to
make her smile. Even if
he pisses her off, she can't
forget the joy he
used to bring her. Even if he
ignores her, she can't forget the amount of
attention he used to
give her. Even if he's gotten
too busy to spend
time with her, she can't
forget all of the times they shared together. Even
if he's stressing her
out, she can't forget how
relieving it would be
just be talking to him. Even
if he's being a complete asshole towards
her, she can't forget
how sweet he was to her.
Even if he's being
distant towards me, she
can't forget how close they were before. Even if
he shows no interest
in her, she can't forget the
effort he used to
make for her. Even if he
acts like he doesn't care, she can't forget how
he used to express
the way he feels about her.abeeg.. Tell dat guy say make e colect Allah abi anybody weh e see dea phone number

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