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Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by Wittywizard(m): 11:32am On Oct 25, 2013
i attend High-gate nur/primary school(Oshodi)...
Ikeja grammar school(Bolade)...
Santos comprehensive high school
(Agbado)..
University of Abuja(Abuja)...
Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by Wittywizard(m): 11:23am On Oct 25, 2013
Apreel: I attended 3 different primary schs in lagos,I.e.st.monica montessori sch,isolo,aunty kay,jaimurie nur&pry sch,isolo.I attended 2 secondary schs in lagos too...1,st.monica secondary sch2,hillcrest college...currently studying in abia state university cheesy
over fail dey worry u... Only u attend 3 primary skul..how many secondary skul u come attend... Dat means say na 11 university u go attend... Tufiakwa
Politics / Re: Over 100 Building Demolish For Ogun Road Project by Wittywizard(m): 10:42am On Oct 22, 2013
SLIDE waxie: You id!ot with a 'sourceless' story!

If only u av realized that no 'credible' news agency will come forward and say demolished structure's owners were duly compensated.

This is Ogun State!

Let's talk abt ur erosion ravaged land!
what is this 1 saying... Between d mod & u who is sayin nonsence... Abeg... Take go & c for urself & stop being toothless & handless askin for source... Id!otic non§ence
Politics / Re: Over 100 Building Demolish For Ogun Road Project by Wittywizard(m): 10:37am On Oct 22, 2013
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Education / Re: UNIABUJA Students Offer To Pay Lecturers by Wittywizard(m): 9:46am On Oct 21, 2013
... Smh... U can't even pay my h.o.d for mathematics salary in UniAbuja not even of security... Dr. Franklin not to talk of oda lecturers... Mayb u just woke up 3am bfore typin

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2013
ASUU Rejects N600
Billion Offe....
ASUU rejects N600 BILLION
offer
Varsity teachers remained
adamant last night, saying
their strike would go on,
despite the government’s shifting of its position. The
strike has been on for four
months.
More cash has been
pledged for projects on
the campuses. Besides, the earned allowances due to
the teachers have been
increased from the initial
N30 billion offer, which the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU) rejected. The teachers are
insisting on the 2009
agreement, which they say
President Goodluck
Jonathan was part of.
Besides, they say, they do not trust the government.
According to a circular by
the Vice Chancellor of the
Federal University, Otuoke,
Bayelsa State, Prof. Bolaji
Aluko, to the staff of the school, quoted yesterday
by the news website,
Sahara Reporters, the
government has pledged
to spend N200 billion on
the universities in the 2014 budget and the same
amount annually for the
next three to four years.
This is in addition to the
N100 billion already made
available this year, but which ASUU has rejected.
The government has also
increased to N40 billion, as
a first installment, funds
for the payment of earned
allowances to the striking lecturers – an
improvement from the
N30 billion previously
released.
On the earned allowances,
Aluko said: “Government will top it up with further
releases once universities
are through with the
disbursement of this new
figure of N40 million. So,
Vice-Chancellors are urged to expedite this
disbursement within the
shortest possible time
using guiding templates
that have been sent by the
CVC,” the circular said. Aluko said the latest
development followed
meetings on September 19
and Oct 11 of
representatives of the
Association of Vice- Chancellors of Nigerian
Universities, led by its
Chairman, Prof. Hamisu of
Abubakar Tafawa Balewa
University (ATBU) and
ASUU representatives led by its President, Dr.Nasir
Fagge, with Vice-President
Namadi Sambo and Minister
of Education Nyesome
Wike.
A source in the Ministry of Education last night also
confirmed that the
meeting took place.
“But the government
decided to leave the
announcement of the decision to the ASUU
chiefs,” the source said.
It was gathered that
Sambo urged ASUU to call
off the strike, as he
apologised for the “take- it-or-leave-it” comments
credited to Minister of
Finance Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-
Iweala at the beginning of
the strike. The Minister did
not seem to have been involved in either meeting,
perhaps as the
government’s way of
soothing the feelings of
the university teachers.
Other points of agreement at the meetings include:
•Project Prioritisation:
Universities will now be
allowed to determine their
priorities and not be “rail-
roaded” into implementing a pre-determined set of
projects with respect to
the NEEDS assessment.
Decisions are not to be
centralized;
•TETFund Intervention: The government assured
the teachers that the
operations of the TETFund
will not be impaired, and
that the regular TETFund
intervention disbursement to universities will
continue, unaffected. So
the NEEDS assessment
capital outlays are in
addition to regular
TETFund intervention; •Project Monitoring: A
new Implementation
Monitoring Committee
(IMC) for the NEEDS
Assessment intervention
for universities has been set up to take over from
the Suswam Committee.
The new one is under the
Federal Ministry of
Education and chaired by
the Minister of Education. In addition, to build
confidence and ensure
faithful implementation
and prevent any relapse as
before, the Vice President
will meet quarterly with the implementors to
monitor progress.
.Blueprint: ASUU was
mandated to submit a
blueprint for revitalising
the universities to the Vice President.
Prof. Aluko stated that a
signed document will soon
be issued to itemise the full
issues on which the
consensus was reached. But ASUU last night was
unimpressed with the new
offer. National Treasurer
Dr. Ademola Aremu said
the offer failed to meet the
teachers’ expectations. He said the offer falls short
of the agreement signed
with ASUU by the
government.
Aremu insisted that ASUU
would not end the strike until the 2009 agreement
is fully implemented by
injecting N500 billion into
the universities yearly to
shore up the system’s
quality. Aremu, who spoke to our
correspondent on the
telephone, said any offer
below what is contained in
the signed agreement,
would amount to unilateral repudiation of
an agreement the
government willingly
signed in 2009.
According to the unionist,
ASUU is not making any new demand, but a mere
implementation of an
agreement. He pointed out
that the Memorandum of
Understanding (MOU)
signed by both parties in 2009 stated that the
government would
commit N1.5 trillion to the
system in three years.
He said: “ Even if the
Federal Government made that promise, it would be a
unilateral repudiation of
the 2009 agreement. By
now, the government
should have injected N500
billion. That amounts to N100 billion in 2012 and
N400 billion in the current
year.
“As a matter of fact, any
new commitment from the
Federal Government is belated. Implementation of
the agreement ought to
have started before this
year. I don’t think there is
any way we can trust this
government, going by its past behaviour on this
issue.
“The mandate from our
principal as at the last time
we met was that we won’t
end the strike until the agreement is fully
implemented.
“We do not need promises
again. What we need now
is actual implementation.
What if they do not release the funds again after
making the promise?
“It was this same Mr
President that mid-wifed
the agreement in 2009
when he was the Vice President. The MoU was in
his custody. He studied the
agreement well before
asking then President
Umaru Yar’Adua to sign it.
We can’t trust this government.
Celebrities / Re: Rukky Sanda Wearing Tight Leggings by Wittywizard(m): 12:31am On Oct 15, 2013
bukatyne:

If true, please change.

She looks like a cheap slut
IF SHE IS A CHEAP SLUT THAT MEANS YOU ARE AN EXPENSIVE SLUT...... Eeewuuu...
Romance / Why DO Women Like Having S*x With The Lights Off? by Wittywizard(m): 10:08pm On Oct 14, 2013
Answer:- Because they
can't Stand Seeing Men
Happy.. LIKE this Post If you Agree!!
OR,
Stretch marks tins n dirty
panties
Politics / Re: Sacked Ministers Paraded As FEC Members Online by Wittywizard(m): 9:46pm On Oct 14, 2013
I wonder why Jonathan sack them... Even if he did sack them. Why not appoint anther new ministers or Declare a state of emergency in the ministerial cabinet....
Lets start with the Rules of Law...
Romance / Relationship, Marriage & Love by Wittywizard(m): 9:33pm On Oct 14, 2013
Me I won't lie to myself
irrespective of what people
think of me.... Nigerians
national anthem is "NO ONE
IS PERFECT" but they will
still murder you for being yourself and trying to be as
real as possible... Couple of weeks ago I was
so lonely, bored etc and out
of just wanting to talk to
someone that will make me
feel like a girlfriend or
lover, I called a guy I promised myself never to
call again. In desperation, I
logged into my T-mobile
account, went through the
itemized numbers as far
back as last year just to get the number of this
nonsense guy. Yes I don't
want to be with again,
realistically, I know he's got
nothing to offer me and
that was why we broke up in the first instance but out
of desperation, just
wanting to be in the arms
of someone, to be cuddled
and wanting to feel like a
woman, I found him to be the best candidate for such
venture and loo and
behold, after hearing his
voice when he said hello, I
felt disgusted and asked
myself why bother... Ever since then he has been
calling but didn't bother to
return his calls because I
know and knew I just
wanted to use him to pass
time .... Anyway to the koko of the
matter, I pray that none of
you should enter one
chance of loneliness or get
on the bus or plane with
depression, that is when you will know that
management is the key to
life.... We have different
ways of dealing with our
emotions, I am very strong
when it come to business, very enterprenure but
when it comes to
relationship, I be one time
mugun/idiot, the cure for
me is DON'T ENTER, ONCE I
ENTER MY OWN DONE BETTER BE THAT.... When
they say easier said than
done, yes I will say that
applies to relationship
because it is the person that
is in it that knows where it hurts. Many knows that the
relationship/ marriage they are in is not good for
them but they lack
encouragement, will power
to walk away from it.... Till this morning I still found
myself in one chance
message "thinking about
you darling, wish you are
next to me right now, love
you lots babes",,,, after reading that message at
6am this morning, smile
filled my face, my day
started well but the one
chance has not sent
another one again and it's now left to me not to get
carried away by expecting
something good out of that
message.... I beg, I know my own,
some women are as rock as
the rock under the ocean,
me I am like bread that is
dipped inside hot
chocolate/tea ..... Can easily be broken when it comes to
love, relationship... Loneliness has got nothing
to do with money or career,
I am so busy so much that
to create time for any
relationship will be hard but
in that busy state, am still misses that moment of
affection, cuddle and that
statement "Darling, I got
your back"...... It's not about "body no be
firewood" it's about
emotions and feelings of
not been wanted .... If God
or Satan has blessed you
with a heart of stone, congratulations and if you have allowed your bad past
experiences to build you
into a statue that feels
nothing, good luck but for
me, nothing can beat good
feelings of knowing that someone, somewhere truly
cares and loves you
unconditionally ..... Hhhhmmmmm.....
Depression and loneliness
can only be cured by
someone who truly cares
enough to be with you
always irrespective of your short comings.... It is through forums like
this that many people will
have the opportunity to
build themselves up
mentally and emotionally
with great words affirmation that build
strength and energy to see
beyond NOW
Politics / Re: SHOCKING! Solomon Lar, Ex-gov Dies A Pauper…why He Lives In Rented Flats by Wittywizard(m): 7:29pm On Oct 14, 2013
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NYSC / Re: What Did You Do With Your NYSC kit After POP? by Wittywizard(m): 10:04am On Oct 14, 2013
i gave mine to the less priviledge since they don't or neither dreamt of reachin dea... Dat is a sign dat they wil one day b dea

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike To Be Called Off Next Week by Wittywizard(m): 4:48pm On Oct 13, 2013
Nedlog:
Has d strike been called off..??
idiot.. Askn stupid question.. Dnt u read 2undastand
Religion / Re: Christians Which Society Do You Belong To In Church? by Wittywizard(m): 4:33pm On Oct 13, 2013
Sermwell: I was not,I'm not and will neva belong 2 any! Mtcheews!!!
idiot
Politics / Re: Us Army Plans ‘iron Man’ Armor For Soldiers by Wittywizard(m): 7:27am On Oct 12, 2013
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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 3:52pm On Oct 11, 2013
Bashimi: i pray dat uniabuja should merge us when is strike is over,i cant stay for another 7month again
mr bashimi... Wen u are talking abt merge.. What do u mean.... U beta go& look for work & stop dreaming of resuming this year....
Plssss, don't make use of d word merge again...
Aluta continua...
Witty cares
07037169000
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 3:39pm On Oct 11, 2013
smh....
Anyone in Abuja should help me confirm if the banks av started selling direct entry form........ I hope say pple still dey gwags.. Thanks
Romance / Re: Girl Orders Boyfriend To Kneel In The Street & Slaps Him For Cheating by Wittywizard(m): 8:56pm On Oct 08, 2013
sexymoma: Na Fadeyi Oloro do the jazz for this girl.
And the jazz work o.
Chai, why ma mama no use this kind jazz o grin
dat means say ur papa give ur mama 2much tatoo 4body... I hope 2c ur mum
Politics / Re: Lagos Nairalanders, How's The Heavy Rain At Your End This Morning? by Wittywizard(m): 9:54am On Oct 04, 2013
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Education / Re: LUTH Medical School Female Hostel Idi Araba, Lagos (Pictures) by Wittywizard(m): 9:05am On Oct 04, 2013
stop complaining @all... This one s even still better... Come & check UniAbuja own & u will see which one is better
stop complaining @all... This one s even still better... Come & check UniAbuja own & u will see which one is better
Education / Re: LUTH Medical School Female Hostel Idi Araba, Lagos (Pictures) by Wittywizard(m): 8:10am On Oct 04, 2013
stop complaining @all... This one s even still better... Come & check UniAjbuja own

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Politics / Re: Students Killed As Boko-Haram Attacks College Of Agriculture In Yobe. by Wittywizard(m): 6:04pm On Sep 29, 2013
chidindufrank: The military should use a chemical weapon against Boko Haram
bros... Y not be reasonable sometimes... Have u forgotten what almost led to 3rd world war... Abeg dey reason sometimes & this also goes to those that likes your comment... Make all of una including u2 put heads together because u pple are birds of the same feather
Politics / BREAKING NEWS: BOKO-HARAM Attacks Students From College Of Agriculture In Yobe.. by Wittywizard(m): 11:38am On Sep 29, 2013
BREAKING: Several Students
Dead As Boko Haram
Attacks College Of
Agriculture In Yobe www.channelstv. com
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:54am On Sep 28, 2013
olojo oluwatobi: Hello frnds hw was ur day? Please stop posting all dis long news we all knw where 2 read dem frm dis trend is mainly 4 discussion on uniabuja nd nt ASUU/FG if they agreed or didn't.THANKS with sincere respect.
olojo oluwatobi: Hello frnds hw was ur day? Please stop posting all dis long news we all knw where 2 read dem frm dis trend is mainly 4 discussion on uniabuja nd nt ASUU/FG if they agreed or didn't.THANKS with sincere respect.
olojo oluwatobi: Hello frnds hw was ur day? Please stop posting all dis long news we all knw where 2 read dem frm dis trend is mainly 4 discussion on uniabuja nd nt ASUU/FG if they agreed or didn't.THANKS with sincere respect.
olojo oluwatobi: Hello frnds hw was ur day? Please stop posting all dis long news we all knw where 2 read dem frm dis trend is mainly 4 discussion on uniabuja nd nt ASUU/FG if they agreed or didn't.THANKS with sincere respect.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:50am On Sep 28, 2013
olojo oluwatobi: Hello frnds hw was ur day? Please stop posting all dis long news we all knw where 2 read dem frm dis trend is mainly 4 discussion on uniabuja nd nt ASUU/FG if they agreed or didn't.THANKS with sincere respect.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:39am On Sep 28, 2013
Dannyxy: 2012/2013 3rd list
@dannyxy... Dnt quote pple wrong... It was clearly stipulated dat it is the D.E list... Direct entry... Not 3rd list... Try & make points clear rather than instigating
NYSC / Re: NYSC Presents N26.7m To Families Of Dead Corpers by Wittywizard(m): 8:20am On Sep 27, 2013
fuckfuckman: undecided
if u won't comment, i will comment on ur head...
N.Y.S.C should not be scrapped but youth corpers should not be posted in area of violence... @least..let the youth benefit a year salary from the government money since there is no way they could get job from the government
Politics / Re: Lagos Tops Debt List Of States In Nigeria - See Full List by Wittywizard(m): 8:38am On Sep 25, 2013
God have mercy
Politics / Lagos Tops Debt List Of States In Nigeria - See Full List by Wittywizard(m): 8:37am On Sep 25, 2013
Over the years, many state
government during the
military era borrowed
fund from international
donors to financed projects, these funds
formed the subject of
debate which eventually
the debt was cancelled
during former president
Obasanjo administration who campaign and
canvassed earnestly for it.
As soon as these was
done, a number of state
governors using various
developmental plans as an excuse, has borrowed
again to fund real and
fathom projects. A greater chunk of these
funds have been traced to
their bank accounts
within and outside the
shores of this country.
Today after pains staking and diligent investigation
by Ekwere007live.com
crack reporters, we
present to you our
esteemed reader the
indebtedness of your state and what is left for
next generation by state
governors. Here is the presentation
below on a party by party
basis:- PDP States 1] Kano (PDP) owes $
61.7million
2] Katsina (PDP) owes $
74.6million
3] Akwa Ibom (PDP) owes
$61.6 million 4] Cross River (PDP) owes
$113million
5] Kebbi (PDP) owes $
47.8million
6] Kogi (PDP) owes $
33.8million 7] Niger (PDP) owes $
29.7million
8] Kwara (PDP) owes $
45.5million
9] Kaduna (PDP) owes $
215.6million 10] Plateau (PDP) owes $
21.9million
11] Rivers (PDP) owes $
36.6million
12] Jigawa (PDP) owes $
33.6million 13] Gombe (PDP)owes $
31.7million
14] Enugu (PDP) owes $
50million
15] Delta (PDP) owes $
18.9million APC States 16] Lagos (APC) owes $
611.2 million
17] Nassarawa (APC)
owes $36.9 million
18] Ogun (APC) owes $
102million 19] Osun (APC) owes $
62.7million
20] Oyo (APC) owes $
76.6million
21] Edo (APC) owes $42.7
million. 22] Ekiti (APC) owes $
36.1million APGA And Labour State (s) 23] Ondo (LP) owes $51.8
million
24] Imo (APGA) owes $
51.9million
25] Anambra (APGA)
owes $26.7million

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