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Celebrities / Re: Why Is Denrele Wearing A Dress In This Picture? by Wittywizard(m): 2:46pm On Nov 09, 2014
He is putting on a dress nah... Or doesnt he look like u women
FlirtyKaren:
OMG! What's Denerele Wearing?!

grin grin grin

http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/11/omg-whats-denerele-wearing.html
Religion / Re: SHILOH 2014: Heaven On Earth by Wittywizard(m): 2:38pm On Nov 09, 2014
You come or not, it doesnt make any difference
Taleeysun:
I must be there!
Religion / Re: SHILOH 2014: Heaven On Earth by Wittywizard(m): 2:35pm On Nov 09, 2014
Touch not thy annointed and do thy prophet no harm.. All of you saying evil against him she perish first cos d word of God says... Judge not so that u shall not be judge
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:09am On Nov 09, 2014
Mr. Man... There will be staff list
Neebroz:
which oda list again?
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:04am On Nov 09, 2014
Oga madam... Don't be suprised that u might be pushed to sociology
madeyrhow:
yeah I was 2013 set
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:11pm On Nov 03, 2014
I wonder why we all fall deaf ears... Please, i repeat again.. The pin that is being sold in d bank is only for those that have seen their admission status on jamb website... If u have not been admitted on jamb website... Dont bother spending or wasting your money stupidly..... Spend wisely......witty cares... 2go: francis6781. Phone: 07037169000. Watssapp: 07037169000.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:09pm On Nov 03, 2014
Nope... Not a course mate but a soul mate relazer
Neebroz:
urhmm!!!! Guess ah jez found a course mate
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:01pm On Nov 03, 2014
Fowl yanch don dey leak small small.... Nah cashier u dey follow abiii. Say nah mr. John(married) or mr michael (married), they toast u abii nah that fair one.... Nah 9month course oooh... I go report u to poff, presido and stanley cos their eyes is already on you
brygitte:
loool u saw mi nau.u couldn't even say HI,haba.dnt mind d cashier.#flirt
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:57pm On Nov 03, 2014
A friend of yours got his and you don't know where he got it from..... Bros u can lie... Abeg where is that lieing detector machine.... Y cant u ask that your friend that got his own and why/how/where/when his he your friend that you cannot ask your friend where he got it from....
rakish:
a friend of mine frm lagos got his,dnt knw where precisely.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:09am On Nov 02, 2014
It is very possible....
opticrypt401:
pls Jide z it possible dat jamb gives u a course and d skul would giv u anoda different course or dey are still same course?
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:56am On Nov 02, 2014
It will be combine.. I mean 2013/2014 will be combined and they are both starting lecture at the same time but it is jus that the admission status quo will be slim and the chances of people gaining admission will be slim
maiquel:

Witty...answer this person.
U have the best answer for him/her
Phones / Re: MTN #YelloEleven Promo: Text 11 To 400 by Wittywizard(m): 7:19pm On Nov 01, 2014
Our greediness takes us 6ft down below the ground level
twaintoy:
Why dem con gimme 100mb now, dem for make am 1gb joo.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:24am On Nov 01, 2014
Chelcy 10.... I sight you but it have really been long u commented here.. How you dey....... Pls, if u check tru jamb website and you havent been admitted... Dont waste your money to buy d pin cos it will still be d same..., jus be calm cos more list will still be uploaded..... Pls, new student i want you all to be very carefull ooooh cos there are scammers outside there cos i believe there is none here...... For those that will be doing change of course... Make sure you are changing from a higher department to a lower one...... Goodluck to you all....
Witty cares...
2go: francis6781.
Phone: 07037169000.
Watssapp: 07037169000
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:17am On Nov 01, 2014
I pray oooh... All of them weh dey fear to buy pin.. How then do u expect them to host @ pinky lodge... Rather u take them to April12
kingobasi:
@poffistand me don't have grudges on ya we are one blood one family here...... Pls u guys will host a nairaland party for us oo @pinky louge wen we resume.....lol
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:08am On Nov 01, 2014
You cannot change back to medicine oooh... May b medecine department is not in place to receive a fullk go- ahead.. That was y u were given agric.. U can change to other department but not medicine again
mrpresido3:
yeap, u wll do dat in sch and u ar paying 10k 4 doing so.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:06am On Nov 01, 2014
I wondr y pple asked some unscrupulous question... How did he get it from d bank.. Wen u get to d bank, you will understand..
Neebroz:
r u crious?? Nd hw did u gt it frm d bank?
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:03am On Nov 01, 2014
It is not possible
opticrypt401:
pls mr. Presido help me out, jamb gave me admission, Agric and i applied 4 Medcine in2 Uniabuja. Z it possible 4 me 2 do change of course 2 Medcine Jamb score 211. tnx
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:44am On Oct 31, 2014
Good morning nairalanders....... Uniabuja student, aspirant, admitted and awaiting admission... Abeg make una no vex say una never see una name oooh....
By his mercy, we all will be admnitted. Let us jhus keep to d faith... Pls, where is d source of sun, star or moon newspaper admission list or watever... Abii, nnobody get money to buy newspaper again.. Abii newspaper never still come out.... Abii dem forget to print am.......... Lets jus keep d faith, be calm and await d coming of Jesus christ jus as we await our great Uniabuja list......
Long live obasi, presido, daramola mercy, stanley07, richiez,wallaiye and all other i fail to put down their names.... It is well..
2go: francis6781.
Phone: 07037169000...
Wittycares

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 12:09am On Oct 26, 2014
All those new paper vendor go sell gan oooh.....
Abeg, who fit connect me with any of de make i hustle on that date u pple are saying that the admission list will be placed there.... First and foremost..... My question is .....
What is Jamb admission status for... Have u asked yourself that same question..... Kip asking yoursef until that head start workin....... Most of us our heads are only meant to put on face cap and to tie gelle or scarf but the main purpose of that hair aint what we are using it for.....
Witty cares...
2go: Francis6781
phone: 07037169000
thank you
Politics / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Aspire For Political Office by Wittywizard(m): 2:14pm On Oct 25, 2014
Wow
Politics / Nigerian Celebrities Aspire For Political Office by Wittywizard(m): 2:13pm On Oct 25, 2014
Offiong kate henshaw for house of reps..calabar south federal constitutuency.... Nairalanders.... What is your say to this.

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 1:22pm On Oct 24, 2014
More list have been uploaded on jamb website this morning... If you have seen your name you can still check but if you have not yet seen yours, you can go and check now... Wish you all the best of luck and success......
Witty cares....
2go: francis6781
facebook: wittywizard1989@yahoo.com.
Phone: 07037169000.......

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Recruitment 2014/2015 Is Out by Wittywizard(m): 9:11am On Oct 19, 2014
Are you educated at all.. 27th of october to the 30th of Nov is jus three days or more than 30days... Abeg no apply ooohhh. Jus go back to school cos nah una type boko haram dey use do suya
Politics / Re: Armed Thugs Invade Edo State House Of Assembly Quarters (pics) by Wittywizard(m): 6:13pm On Oct 12, 2014
I wonder why u pple are chating jonathan.. Do any of you see jonathan with gun in edo state... D salinity of a man brings about his life destruction
Pets / Re: Dogs Attacked My Brother Inside Our Flat ─ Seven-year-old by Wittywizard(m): 6:11pm On Oct 07, 2014
I wonder who is now lieing between the police boss and the mother of the affected child.. Pls, the news reported that the child mother went in and bounce on one of the dogs but now it was reported that the police boss said that they rescue the child... How many police man rescue the dogs.... Abeg, police is the most hated being on earth i have ever come across

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 7:53am On Oct 04, 2014
Lol... She was once ma best friend in school... Most of ma babes in school i met them on nairaland but this year own ehn.........
Dem dey para, dey jus wanna resume school.... Once dem enter, dem go still run go house go suck mama breast
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:41pm On Oct 03, 2014
MERLIN SEASON 7!!!!!!In a land of Bokoharam & the time of Ebola. The destiny of a great nation rest on the shoulder of a confused President.......His name is .........?Abeg finish am, my phone dey hang......!!!!

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 11:35pm On Oct 03, 2014
Abeg who be that bridget sef... Welcome to meet Dr. Solomon your new H.O.D. Na u abiiii.. Okay. There is God..... Pls, where is paul a.k.a poffistand abeg where that calabar girl weh dey mega screen..... Presido abeg where that ma babe weh dey ur department(iretti),dannyxy abeg where u keep ifeoma,kingobasi abeg whene we go meet for season 7 cos u promise me fried rice and beef,daramolamercy where is ma lost rib,abosede and d rest where una dey cos i need money... A highness tins.......
Ma roommate in gwags jus told me that school resume 27th and new student resume on the 3rd.. Even if it is true abeg oooh, na wash... Next year tins on point....
Bridget abeg meet stanley.... Stanley meet me to meet bridget
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:48pm On Sep 28, 2014
Stan stan stan... Ma honourable sec. Gen i sight you.... Good evening all.. Nairalanders... Pls, for news about post-ume be it heard it through a source or a friend or d last senate meeting or from d marine spirit abeg make una no let us freeze b4 we die.... Let d living bury d dead,.... For now ehn no news about any news and for now d only news we wanna be hearing is pictures of renovations and for those that are still in gwags, pls, if there is any reasonable news. Paste it here.... I can sight pple like poffistand and others.... Abeg oooh where is richiez and dis other moderator.. Pardon me cos i have forgoteen d name presido. Abeg wen we resume. One bottle of odeku for ur head and those that have already been admitted and for those that are still waiting for the list.... I promise you that by the help of his infinit mercy you are already admitted.. Jus believe... Ofor those that are already a student in other department, make una help me tell pple weh dey for other department that are already student in d school that t he Delta state bursary allocation will end wednesday.... Abeg sec. Gen give dem d info... For more info about how u wil collect ur money... Abeg make una ask stanley07... He is the secretary general for the association...
Thank you
wittycares..
2go: francis6781.
Watssapp: 07037169000
phone: 07037169000
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 6:53am On Sep 11, 2014
Good morning nairalander....
Pls dis-regard any news about post-ume for now.. There is a blog site out there and the admin trying to divert Uniabuja aspirant attention.. Don't be a victim of circumstances....
Once again the Delta State Bursary form is out, go to any Zenit Bank to purchase your form. It is # 300. Then if you have any problem with the online registration, you can hook up with me @ aluta gate(one of those shops there)... Just ask of francis or ik they will direct you to my office.....
Aluta missile..
Aluta continua..
2go: Francis6781
phone: 07037169000
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 6:48am On Sep 11, 2014
The pre- degree form is stillk on sale but i think it will end soon....

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