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EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 10:47pm On Sep 22, 2013
Message from ASUU
President Dear Comrades, As the struggle to save Nigerian University system is being pursued, I'll like to salute all
our members for their resoluteness in ensuring that the 2009 ASUU/ Government Agreement is implemented in accordance with the Roadmap defined by the 2012 MoU. We believe very strongly that the rot and decay in the University System is not only arrestable but also reversible. We believe even more strongly that, the key to turning round the University System lies in the
sincere implementation of the Agreement.
What government has so far been doing is no more than a repeat performance of a one-act-play: all the deceptions, propaganda, lies, mischiefs and such other Shenanigans were tried by previous Governments, including Military Juntas, but our resolve to save the University System and our Country remained unwaivered. We will continue to carry the banner of this struggle to its logical conclusion. I urge all our members to maintain the spirit of camaraderie and remain firmly resolute in ensuring that our patriotic struggle succeeds. United we Bargain, Divided we Beg!
EducationRe: Message From ASUU President by Wittywizard(m): 10:28pm On Sep 22, 2013
cumz: park go one side.. I was the first to comment
look @ nigerian student ranting for 1st to comment... How much were u infiltrated syccophants paid afta bin d 1st to comment.. Click LIKE for these fools
EducationRe: Message From ASUU President by Wittywizard(m): 10:21pm On Sep 22, 2013
timwezzb: All this na Strory.....Oga Call Off this Strike then we go no say u the do ur job well!!!
how will u feel if d strike is bin called of 2day & next month ASUU goes ön strike again... Y not calm down... PATIENCE IS WHAT WE LACK
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Scores His First Premier League Goal by Wittywizard(m): 7:58am On Sep 22, 2013
Est belle: Mikel scores for Chelsea, The Lord will do it for arsenal.....
who is arsenal ?
PoliticsRe: Egbesu Militants Give Muslims In Niger-Delta 7-Days To Leave by Wittywizard(m): 4:23pm On Sep 21, 2013
Slizbeat: If they have done it in 2011, I will be the first to beg muslims to leave. But in this case, No Way.
u can b d1st to send ur family to dia region to know if d threat is real.. Xo, u dis ingrate..u mean oda pples life is neva ur biz... I fear una oh... Click like for this fool
PoliticsRe: Egbesu Militants Give Muslims In Niger-Delta 7-Days To Leave by Wittywizard(m): 4:19pm On Sep 21, 2013
I wonder when we will learn... Egbesu gave warning now, we are running our mouth eating useless food, typing rubbish because we dnt reside in niger delta or d affected area... Y not we just kip watching rather than typin rubbish if we don't have anytin to say...
Egbesu, abeg make una give d government time... Tinx will be better for good... I wonder if all this nairalanders commentin unusuall words ever think of d repercussion... I wonder wen boko haram bois gave threat, most of the studpid & foolish so-called nairalanders made comment... Sayin threat was rubbish..now, we are seein boko bois in action... Lets us pray for Nigeria in Distress
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:47am On Sep 21, 2013
See wetin ASUU strike
cause!
Conversation Between a
Rat and
Student... Rat: (with tiny voice) Hello...
Student: Hello, Who am I
speaking with?
Rat: Na richiez be dis
abi?
Student: Yes, you are speaking with
richiez, who
is this please?
Rat: So you no recognise
my voice abi? Na me your
Room Mate. Student: You say what?
Rat: Your Room Mate Rat, I
dey ur
Room now.
Student: I beg your
pardon? Rat: Which yeye beg you dey beg. I
never chop since U comot
3months
ago. I check that place you
dey
put food i no see anything. I check kitchen nothing,I
even check
your Fridge no single food
there. E be like say you
wan kill me abi?
No problem, I just say make I let you
know say that
your Certificate 4 inside
your
wardrobe wey dem write
UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA,
I don eat the
'' UNIVERSITY " comot,
Remaining
" OF ABUJA ". Let me see which work you
go take OF ABUJA" go find.....,!
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:51am On Sep 19, 2013
Students of the University
of Abuja, UNIABUJA on
Monday staged a protest
against the prolonged
nationwide ASUU strike
embarked upon by the Academic Staff Union of
Universities.
The protesting students
called for an end to the
strike, saying that it had
paralyzed academic activities in the nation’s
Universities and was
gradually mortgaging
their future.
The News Agency of
Nigeria reports that the protesting students, who
carried placards, first
converged on the SDP
Junction in Gwagwalada
before moving towards
the Airport Road. They urged ASUU and the
Federal Government to
amicably address the
issues that constitute the
“bone of contention” in
the overall interest of the students and the nation at
large.
One of the student union
leaders, Mr. Toyonkiki
Sunday, said the protest
was to draw the attention of ASUU and the Federal
Government to the pitiable
plight of the students.
Sunday said students were
fed up with staying at
home indefinitely and implored the two parties
to explore all avenues to
resolve the dispute
amicably and immediately.
“Our only reason for
staging this protest is to draw the attention of
ASUU and the government
to our plight; we are tired
of staying at home,” he
said.
Another student, Peter Egbe, a 300-level English
Language student said that
ASUU and the FG “should,
by whatever means,
resolve their differences as
soon as possible to enable us return to class.”
NAN reports that all
efforts to get the views of
the University Public
Relations Officer on the
students’ protest proved abortive.
Also, civil society groups
under the auspices of Joint
Action Front and the
Academic Staff Union of
Universities will on Thursday converge on
Abeokuta, Ogun State to
protest against the failure
of the Federal Government
to meet the demands of
the striking University teachers.
Teachers in the nation’s
public Universities
commenced industrial
action last July 1 to
demand the implementation of the
2009 agreement they
signed with Federal
Government.
Addressing journalists in
Abeokuta on Monday, the JAF Secretary, Abiodun
Aremu, said the planned
protest was to show their
dissatisfaction with the
manner the three tiers of
government were funding public education in the
country.
According to him, the
demands of ASUU and
other unions in the
nation’s tertiary Institutions are to improve
the education sector.
He added that the
disruption of the academic
calendar as well as falling
standard of education at all levels were pointers to
a bleak future for the
current generation of
Nigerians.
He said, “The government
should be blamed for all the crises in the education
sector, including the
incessant strikes. The
unions in the sector are
not making fresh
demands. They are on strike because federal and
state governments failed
to implement agreements
they freely entered into
and signed with the
unions.”
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 9:45am On Sep 19, 2013
Codedboy95: shey make i brinq bucket ? tongue
bucket 2small...abeg bring basket
CultureRe: Incredible– Confusion As Witches Fall From Sky In Harare (photos) by Wittywizard(m): 9:43am On Sep 19, 2013
they look like nigerian witch
PoliticsRe: Braking News: Fg Deploys Troops To Nasarawa by Wittywizard(op): 4:32pm On Sep 18, 2013
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PoliticsBraking News: Fg Deploys Troops To Nasarawa by Wittywizard(op): 4:31pm On Sep 18, 2013
The Federal Government
has ordered immediate
deployment of troops to
troubled Nasarawa state. The Director, Army Public
Relations Department,
Brigadier General Ibrahim
Attahiru, told journalists in
Abuja the troops, will join
the police to stem the tide of violence in the state. The North-central state
descended into chaos
Friday following clashes
between two ethnic
groups. An unknown number of
people have died while
several thousand others
were displaced after their
houses were razed in the
violence now in its sixth day. As commander-in-ch ief, President Goodluck
Jonathan must approve
deployment of troops to
any part of the country.
PoliticsRe: FG Plans To Ban Importation Of Vehicles by Wittywizard(m): 9:11am On Sep 18, 2013
@levelszik:
and may your parent too run your life the way obasanjo ran Nigeria.anuofia
desola...or wateva ur name is... I can see u are too corrupted wit abusive manner.. No wonder u neva marry @dis ur age. Its beta u go bkum a jaundice.. Abegggg... Click like if u want to marry desola
CultureNigeria Slaps by Wittywizard(op): 7:30am On Sep 18, 2013
Nigerian mum produce the
best range of slaps, slaps
that make you think you
were adopted or in a
wrong home, slaps that
give the magical 3D effect (deaf, dumb, daft) "factory
reset". My mum can
produce triple slaps in 2
seconds lol.
Dear Nigerian Moms pls be
careful how you handle your kids, remember strict
parents create sneaky kids,
and too strict parents raise
professional liars, pls be
considerate and be willing
to compromise at times.
PoliticsRe: FG Plans To Ban Importation Of Vehicles by Wittywizard(m): 8:29pm On Sep 17, 2013
Desola: Akuri! Your gods are in my kitchen cooking up the next concoction to devour more than 3 million of you nomads as we speak!
yea... U can callme nomads.....
Click like for IDIOTS like desola...
PoliticsRe: FG Plans To Ban Importation Of Vehicles by Wittywizard(m): 6:33pm On Sep 17, 2013
Desola: May you parents run your life the way Jonathan runs Nigeria.
desola ... Desola... Desola... How many times i call u... What are u doin on nairaland... I taught its 4elders...
Your mate are in d kitchen, y not go & join them... Jonathan neva run d country any how...
WHEN ELDERS ARE DISCUSSING U BETA SHARRRAP & KIP STILL unless wen it occur again i wil call ön d gods to devour u & ur acrid family
PoliticsRe: Attack On Ogun Tax Officials By Winners Chapel Workers (Video) by Wittywizard(m): 6:16pm On Sep 17, 2013
Adelaide2: Very crude folks
Now I know that Ogun is really the poorest state in Nigeria
ogun is the poorest & they have the amount of production industries in nigeria... My guy are u a nigerian sef... Abeg where u kum 4rm... Idiot
PoliticsRe: Attack On Ogun Tax Officials By Winners Chapel Workers (Video) by Wittywizard(m): 6:13pm On Sep 17, 2013
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PoliticsRe: Ombatse On Rampage, Killed A Soldier & Block Akwanga Abuja Road by Wittywizard(m): 6:07pm On Sep 17, 2013
datz is a repraisal attack..i hope say he no go reach maraba... O boi... Wtf... Am seeing about 20loads of truck of military bois just drove past my house now... War in Nassarawa...dis1 nah suya tinz....
Dat community wil b swept off like obasanjo did
PoliticsRe: FG Plans To Ban Importation Of Vehicles by Wittywizard(m): 6:05pm On Sep 17, 2013
Desola: Oloun ma je!

Put my life in the hands of ibo made cars?

Jonathan ko de ni ragba fun e!
have u 4gotten jonathan is ur President & greater than ur father even ur fore-fathers to ur great granny.. Y abusing a man wit valour... Put ur parent in dat position
PoliticsRe: FG Plans To Ban Importation Of Vehicles by Wittywizard(m): 5:56pm On Sep 17, 2013
i gues they are tryin to emulate d pope...
Abegg oh... We the poor don't even care... @least.. They should ban it & let see who will lose from it...
Na motor dem dey use kill us...
I wonder why the poor don't have & the rich still continue having... Na wah oh...
They should just leave b.r.t for me & band their so-called.. PRESIDENTIAL SUV & wateva...
I SUPPORT THE EMANCIPATION FOR THE POOR... Click.... If u support wit me
SportsRe: Bonfrere Jo Unimpressed With Eagles by Wittywizard(m): 2:28pm On Sep 17, 2013
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EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 8:25am On Sep 17, 2013
Chelcy10: laugh wan kill me here o
@chelcy... Nah cry me i feel like crying
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 5:11pm On Sep 16, 2013
o.y.o........ Means oyo.....
I no talk anytin oh... Just reading state & capital..... Wadup my pple.. How una dey...
Witty kares
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 8:09pm On Sep 14, 2013
Amakisst: am 5n n u
am doin great
Nairaland GeneralRe: Does The Kind Of News You Click First On Nairaland Reflect Your Personality? by Wittywizard(m): 7:09pm On Sep 14, 2013
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LiteratureRe: <<<The Guardians: Rise of the Powers that Be>>> by Wittywizard(m): 11:25am On Sep 14, 2013
Bertadayz: Mynd if u dnt kil me with dis story of urs ...who will ?


Excellento !
dettol will
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 1:20pm On Sep 13, 2013
Amakisst: So no news yet about d v.c's list
no news yet abt dat 4now... How u dey ?
EducationRe: KOGI STATE UNIVERSITY STUDENT CHATROOM. by Wittywizard(m): 3:57pm On Sep 11, 2013
Sometimes i wonder if its d same undergraduate of Ksu are making a post of this thread or outsider... Am not suppose 2b here but i was just forced to comment on this thread... Plss, plss & plss even if we are vocabulary grammatically engrossed... All of them na copy & paste.. @least na person form those words. Y not form urs.....all aspirant should just continue checking d thread for cut-off update.... No hope is lost... It s well. My shout out goes to ocgreen & tø odas.... Aluta continua.... I rep. UniABUJA.... 1 love kogi state student, 1 love all aspirant, 1 love uniabuja student... Admission is all your$....
Witty kares
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Wittywizard(m): 2:48pm On Sep 11, 2013
The All Progressives
Congress (APC) has
condemned the
Federal
Government’s
insincere and amateurish handling
of the strike that has
paralyzed academic
work in public
universities in the
country for the third month running.
In a statement issued
in Abuja,Wednesday
by its Interim
National Publicity
Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the
party said the tepid
and half-hearted
way the government
has handled the
strike has shown that it does not place
much premium on
education, which is
the path to national
development.
It said there is no better indication of
the government’s
disdain for education
than the fact that the
Jonathan
Administration has continued in its
profligate ways even
as students caught in
the web of the strike
remained at home
when they should be engaged in serious
academic work.
APC said since the
strike started, the
Jonathan
Administration has thrown at least two
mega, money-
guzzling dinners in
Abuja, perhaps the
best example of the
aphorism ‘Nero fiddling while Rome
burns’. In one of
such frivolities, the
President and his
party folks feasted
joyously at a post- PDP convention
dinner even as
hapless students
were bemoaning
their fate over the
strike. The party said it was
also in the midst of
the strike that the
First Lady organized
the so-called peace
rally that brought hundreds of
unsuspecting women
to Abuja in what
later turned out to
be a march of shame.
The Abuja gathering must have guzzled
millions of naira.
Protesting National
Association of
Nigerian Students
(Nans), Zone B South- South/South-East led
by Cordinator,
Comrade Chinonso
Obasi, barricaded the
Benin-Asaba
expressway by head bridge, Onitsha over
the prolonged
Academic Staff Union
of Universities, ASUU,
strike, recently.
”Yet, some ministers had the temerity to
insult the sensibilities
of Nigerians by
saying the
government will shut
down if it meets ASUU’s demand.
What an affront!
They did not say
Nigeria will shut
down when the
country paid out 3 trillion naira in non-
existent fuel
subsidies; they did
not say Nigeria will
shut down over the
1 trillion spent in the last eight years on
less than 500 people;
they did not say
Nigeria will shut
down due to FG’s
monumental profligacy, which
includes spending
billions of naira to
pamper ex-militants,
some of whom are
now so overfed that they are threatening
the country’s very
existence!
”It is particularly
shocking that the
government has carried on as if
everything is normal,
without bothering
about the fate of the
students who have
been marooned at home since the strike
started. Perhaps this
is because the
children and wards
of those at the helm
of affairs are luxuriating in
schools abroad, or
because they are too
comfortable to
worry about their
less-fortunate compatriots,” it said.
APC also said the fact
that the strike has
persisted despite
President Goodluck
Jonathan’s directive, widely reported by
the media, to the FG’s
negotiating team to
do everything
possible to end the
strike, says a lot about the
Administration’s
credibility.
”In fact, the
negotiations
between ASUU and the Federal
Government were
called off two days
after the President
issued his directive.
So much for credibility!” the party
said.
APC reiterated its
earlier call on the
FG,to immediately
implement the agreement it
willingly reached
with ASUU in 2009
and stop wasting its
energy on why the
agreement cannot be implemented, saying:
”Agreements are
meant to be
respected, not
repudiated.”
EducationRe: Students Dont Want ASUU Strike To End - ASUU President by Wittywizard(m): 12:27am On Sep 10, 2013
tobechi20: Click like if you are not in support of aasu
MY GUY... Are u really a student... Please we need u in primary & secondary school thread
EducationRe: ASUU Strike Protest: Uniport Blocks East West road amidst heavy security. by Wittywizard(m): 11:54pm On Sep 09, 2013
amlos007: Where are the uniabuja student?they should go and block aso rock angry
he be like say u no well @all... Aso-rock kor... Aso-stone nii... Na u dem go use bullet toch toch ur leg... U think say dem send ASUU...
Na pdp vs apc dey reign 4now..

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