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Business › Re: Naira Slump: Manufacturers’ Raw Material Imports Hit N8 Trillion by wittywriter: 9:00am On Aug 23, 2023
FireUpNow:
Chicago university bookkeeper the master strategist is transforming Nigeria into the world's largest economy.😃😃😃😃😄😂. Eat your 🌽🌽 and enjoy.
accordadoga25:
Hmmm
Wittyness
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: In Need Of A Tutor For Cybersecurity by wittywriter:
yrhuhfy113:
pls delete your number... GO TO YOUTUBE AND LEARN IT FOR FREE

OR TAKE A COURSERA COURSE ON IT, IF YOU WANT TO USE IT FOR REMOTE JOB.

Either way, always remember that those who have the practical knowledge and are USING IT.... can not HAVE TIME TO TEACH YOU....
Since you are sure of the YouTube mentorship kindly post the link.

Joseph1505:
You dey mind am 😅
Lolz ...I've forwarded your digit to an expert so you'll be reached.

yrhuhfy113:
going to search yourself won't hurt your data... but since you want me to do the stress for you... no wahala

it is an
11hours full course

go to youtube and type
Cyber Security Full Course 2023 | Cyber Security Course Training For Beginners 2023


the channel is Simplilearn


bye
Better.....bye

Wittyness
Politics › Re: Delta state: Governor Oborevwori Assigns Portfolios To Commissioners by wittywriter: 8:02am On Aug 23, 2023
speedeinstein:
Good morning everyone, I have being broke for a while now but I am willing to do any task just to get paid even if it #1000 per job

Here's a list of some small tech tasks I can assist you with to get paid, I am very humbled 😊 right now

1. Website Updates; Assist in making minor updates, edits, or content changes on your websites.

2. Basic Graphic Design; Create simple logos, social media graphics, or banners for your business or brand.

3. Technical Support; Provide remote technical support for troubleshooting computer issues or software installations.

4. Data Entry; Assist with data entry tasks, such as inputting information into spreadsheets or databases.

5. WordPress Setup; Help set up WordPress websites, install themes and plugins, and customize basic settings.

6. Social Media Management; assist in managing and scheduling social media posts for your business or brand.

7. Email Marketing; Assist in setting up and sending email marketing campaigns.

8. Basic Coding Tasks; Complete simple coding tasks like HTML/CSS adjustments, minor JavaScript updates, or fixing broken links.

9. App Testing; Participate in beta testing for mobile apps or websites and provide feedback on usability and functionality.

10. Content Proofreading; Offer to proofread and edit articles, blog posts, or other written content for grammar and clarity.

11. Online Research; Help gather information or compile research on specific topics.

12. Video Editing;Edit and create basic video content, such as trimming, adding captions, or basic transitions.

13. Virtual Assistance

14. Translation; assist in translation of short documents, articles, or website content.

15. Basic SEO Optimization
If you can do all the aforementioned then you shouldn't be broke....go and post on
LinkedIn & X.

Back to topic...this are new looters list if you know you know.



Wittyness
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fellow NAIRALANDERS.. by wittywriter:
Ohman:
Hello sir/ ma'am,
I'm an ND holder,
MALE and 28 years old guy
I've been trying to get a job since MAY earlier this year.
I have worked as a store keeper in a construction company for three years and I have also done cleaning work and worked in a school in Eleganza(chevron) as a Care team before, I also have a skill, I can make women WIG.
I will be very glad if anybody help me with a job with accommodation, I'm tired of staying at home. Please NAIRALANDERS, I need help. My number is : ZERO, EIGHT, ZERO, EIGHT, THREE, SIX, EIGHT, ONE, ZERO, ZERO, THREE
I'm a Honest guy. 🙏
Since you have access to internet and data enabled gadget you know you can earn @least $50 monthly the comfort of your home?
Ohman:
How sir, and to be honest with you na small data I take post this online.. So
Data is now cheap...mtn & Airtel have offers of 1gig weekly for just #200(two hundred naira) so no excuses.
Rushna27:
How pls??
Wittyness
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Help My Wife by wittywriter:
podium:
Good morning all, I hope you all had a great night rest.. I am not here to write a long story but all I have to say is; my name is Kingsley, i am a family man with wife and two kids, a teacher in a private school in Uyo. My brothers and sisters, things are hard, and my wife is not working, basically I provide everything in the house. Next month my daughter will start school. Please if there is anyone here who can assist us by giving my wife a job, at least it. will go a long way. She has only SSCE and location is Akwa Ibom.. thanks
With all the opportunities made available by the advent of the internet why not ne deliberate in becoming financially free ...let her learn how and where to earn via online...even you too should embrace an online side hustle / income.
Take the right action.

woginid967:
Does she have a laptop, can I teach her soft skills on laptop so she can get remote jobs
If you are open to mentorship partnership kindly drop your digits so I'll link you up.

bosco9:
Bro can you teach me any online hustle, so I can earn, thank you
Kindly quote me with your digits in the dead thread on my profile.

bosco9:
Bro I've been waiting for you to contact me, I quote you on another thread as you requested.
I hope you are teachable and ready to pay for a mentorship process that will make you master how and where to earn via online? Because the instruction was for you to quote me with your digit in my profile dead thread.


Wittyness
Politics › Re: Wike Bans Street Trading And Hawking In Abuja by wittywriter: 7:14am On Aug 23, 2023
As e dey hot by DJ busy body wike-d on the beat.




Wittyness
Politics › Re: Tribunal Dismiss LP's Petition Against Deputy Reps Speaker, Ben Kalu by wittywriter: 5:19am On Aug 23, 2023
Interesting judgment.

Wittyness
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Root Cause Of Poverty ,is It Having Many Children Or Bad Governance by wittywriter: 5:13am On Aug 23, 2023
olaodun:
What is the root cause of poverty ,is it having many children or bad governance ?
The root of poverty in which continent?
World
Asia
Africa
Australia
huh

OP be specific because question is Rhetoric.
Been specific will attract explicit and engaging inputs from fellow NLers.
So do the needful editing and this thread will come alive on FP!.


Wittyness.
Politics › Re: Atiku Charges Coalition Of PDP Support Groups To Keep The Fire Burning by wittywriter: 8:59pm On Aug 22, 2023
Cumming Aspirant




Wittyness
Technology Market › Re: Facebook Page For Sale by wittywriter:
oluwasegun462:
Bring 2k make I teach you a few tricks
Why not monetize it and have each follower converted to subscribers that will voluntarily pay @least a $ monthly as you admin the process monetized.
oluwasegun462:
I'm not a video creator, video creators have it easier
Monetizing followers can be done by any SM page owner/host without been a Vlogger...your response shows you don't know the process/know-how.



Wittyness
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Need A Copy Writer /` Blog Writer / Article Writer/ Content Writer by wittywriter: 7:30pm On Aug 22, 2023
Can you teach content creation..if yes then I have a deal you.





Wittyness
Celebrities › Re: Michelle Alozie And Davido Photo: Fans React by wittywriter:
LMAO


NLFPM.od let's see fellow NLer have to comment as mentions.
I'll comment my reserve by 7pm ...I need to continue my blockchain writing gig...


I think the online community is yet to let Davido breath.



Wittyness
Health › Re: Have You Met Someone That Spits Saliva Every 5 To 10 Mins by wittywriter: 12:41pm On Aug 22, 2023
On FP?...funny





Wittyness
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Knows About Or Have Worked With This Company? by wittywriter: 12:27pm On Aug 22, 2023
Jh0wsef:
me nor know about the company o
wetin I know be say I fit package your business make e be like big company make people dey patronize you yafu yafu
grin cheesy cheesy grin
Quote me with your digits on my dead thread so I'll link you to someone that may need you in a tech-team.


OP should follow his/her passion.
Miracood2:
Hello sir wittyness,

I'm a professional photo editor, I'll be most grateful if you'll link me with people who might require the services of a picture editor who will work remotely, deliver pictures with required accuracy and also deliver the works on agreed time.

I await your response, thank you sir.
Noted....


Wittyness
Politics › Re: Holiday Enjoyment: Niger Delta Women Issue Akpabio One-month Ultimatum To Resign by wittywriter: 9:59am On Aug 22, 2023
Asking for recall on a SP....a corrupt and arrogantly mischievous one for that matter.





Wittyness
Politics › Re: Abioye Olajide Is Alive! His Company Paid ₦3.5M Ransom For His Release by wittywriter: 9:54am On Aug 22, 2023
TimFisher2:
angry



Mugus!



All you guys do is to breath on tribalism


This is the source of your living all day.


This is why they played tribal during election instead of voting for who will restore and deal with those that has steal the common wealth


Fuel will be 1000k starting from November... Una go trek and suffer tire.

Tinubu till 2032! Insha Allah!
Calitoscassius:
Really? grin grin so you believe this?



Okay, we are waiting for yoruba to kidnapp Igbo in retaliation.
Peace & Unity ...Amen
Let's allow...though the video sent very wrong signals...



Wittyness
Politics › Re: Abioye Olajide Is Alive! His Company Paid ₦3.5M Ransom For His Release by wittywriter:
TimFisher2:
angry



Mugus!



All you guys do is to breath on tribalism


This is the source of your living all day.


This is why they played tribal during election instead of voting for who will restore and deal with those that has steal the common wealth


Fuel will be 1000k
starting from November... Una go trek and suffer tire.

Tinubu till 2032! Insha Allah!
Mamijoh:
Thank God for his life
Wittyness
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Kisses Female Church Member To Cast Out Demons From Her Body by wittywriter: 8:42am On Aug 22, 2023
Madness



Wittyness
Politics › Re: Brigadier General Ahmadu Falls, Dies While Running During Physical Training Test by wittywriter: 8:34am On Aug 22, 2023
Lanretoye:
When nothing don ever pursue am in the last 30years.
Skty:
Na these army men wan go fight for Niger?
zoeymikey:
He wasn't physically fit.
Rest in peace.
He died in active serivce
Wittyness
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A Job 30k After Nysc. Your Advice Please by wittywriter:
dawnomike:
If she is on lagos Island, I can get her a better paying job
Slickbishop:
I am in lagos island.i want a better paying job.how do we ?
BornGuilty:
Hi, I need your help with a writing job.. Pls..
No problem kindly quote me with your writing niche in the dead thread on my profile.

Wittyness
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Reserve Is $3.7 Billion, Not $33.8 Billion - JP Morgan by wittywriter: 8:09am On Aug 22, 2023
APC....Very incompetent political class that promises but still failing to do as promised.



Wittyness
Politics › Re: Tinubu Would Not Make Any Minister A Permanent Minister - Oshiomhole (Video) by wittywriter: 7:48am On Aug 22, 2023
Osho-Pikin...


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Politics › Re: Obeying Regulations Will Address Building Collapse - Lagos Speaker, Obasa by wittywriter: 7:41am On Aug 22, 2023
Obasa is still their speaker?

DMerciful:
Is this corrupt speaker there forever?
Wittyness
Culture › Re: Can Graffiti Be Cancelled? by wittywriter: 10:37pm On Aug 21, 2023
avgustina:
I wonder if graffiti can be laundered? We have a task to remove painted letters from the walls. Somebody made a mess last night and we have to fix it. What products can do the job?
Use WD40


Wittyness
Sports › Re: Daily 2 Odds On Sportybet by wittywriter:
Chno:
I would be posting my sure 2 odds bankers game here so y’all can play with me so we all get rich together
OP you stopped based on losses?
Chno:
lol just one loss? been busy since hence my absence from posting let me know if you need my games
It's another week of sporting actions @OP.







Wittyness
Politics › Re: ₦5 Billion Palliative To Each State, Who Is Deceiving Who? by wittywriter: 1:33pm On Aug 21, 2023
Vagabonds In Power




Wittyness
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A Job. ND Holder by wittywriter:
abfelicity91:
I'm an ND holder, elect/elect, 25 years, and currently staying on the mainland, Lagos

Please I seriously need a job, just any job.
Can drive as well.
Go and create a LinkedIn account.
Apply for jobs on Indeed.com

But if you can afford a paid mentorship on how and where to earn at least $50 via online then quote me on my thread.
abfelicity91:
How much is it?
Kindly drop your digits you'll be reached to have a comprehensive detail.

Wittyness
Romance › Re: I Want To Give $100 Each To 100 Vulnerable Members Here by wittywriter: 12:20pm On Aug 21, 2023
Tosin17:
Good evening brother,
Please I need the money to start small food stuff business. God bless you.

Ariyo Ojo Tosin
0039175647
Access Bank
How much do you have? Quote me on a/your dead thread for further convo.



Wittyness
Career › Re: Low, Middle And High Income by wittywriter: 11:57am On Aug 21, 2023
Hope4Naja:
Hello, what is your opinion on the amount regarded as Low Income, Middle Income and High Income in Nigeria

Low Income (N30,000-N150,000)
Middle Income (N151,000-N400,000)
High Income (N401,000-N800,000)

I see anything above N800,000 as the elite class
Fortune118005:
I agree with it. The truth is that no more middle class again... You're either rich or poor
DiamondPant:
500k cannot be high income oo, especially if you live in Lagos.
Rent, tp/fueling will finish the money.
Didijiji:
PDP 50K salary is APC's 300k salary... If you know you know

Thunder go fire that demonic party and its supporters
Wittyness
Business › Re: How Can I Get My Money Back From This Palmpay Account by wittywriter: 10:39am On Aug 21, 2023
Revolution2022:
If the bank is the victim they will quickly put a call to the account that the money was mistakenly sent to for a reversal.
Dailyparrot:
It's really painful that after all the evidence that I provided, my money has not been reversed
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Same happened with me,20k to an Opay account.
Why not contact the receiver since Opay accounts are created using phone numbers...then negotiate your refund or use the conversation as evidence to make your bank take action.


It's so sad to note that our banks are not customer friendly or proactive towards customers protection.


Wittyness
Business › Re: Newedge Finance Bank Account Needed For Loan Repayment by wittywriter:
cloud7:
PLS. GUYS ITS URGENT, FOR THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN DOING BUSININESS WITH NEWEDGE FINANCE FROM THEIR LOAN APP, I NEED A CONTACT AND EMAIL ADDRESS OF NEWEDGE FINANCE AND THEIR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, I NEED TO REPAY BACK MY OVERDUE LOAN IMMEDIATELY, LOST MY PHONE BEFORE NOW.[i][/i]
Engage them on X...they'll sort you.

@cloud7....Saw your email request pls can you kindly brief me with why you reached out?





Wittyness
Politics › Re: Minister-Designate, Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo Resigns From The House Of Reps by wittywriter: 10:09am On Aug 21, 2023
Wealthoptulent:
Make she do job well, if not HER RESIGNATION REMAINS 1 MORE.
Wickedfacts:
Does that look like a female to you?
Bfly:
All of a sudden He finds it easy to ditch the plans, promises, preparation and passion to serve the people in the capacity of a law maker and instead chooses the minister of interior. The people have once wasted their vote and trusted in a wavering entity who is not commited to his people.
But don't we have people anymore in Nigeria who can serve in that capacity?
All this paddy paddy and where money dey government no fit help Nigeria o.
ufotunang:
So a Nigerian or youth that is unemployed cannot be given that ministerial position instead of giving it to a person that already has a job, house of reps... nawaoooo...this politicians only care for themselves
Wittyness

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