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ncoolsome:
Lol...what's she's looking for one day she will find it..

All i can conclude on this is premium joblessness.



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A writer colleague staying in Lagos got her HP bad battery replaced in Alaba according to her...don't know Alaba though.


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Pure class

BTW if you are a sport fan or lover then learn to convert your leisure to an income/earning means and cash out in $dollars on the metaverse or E-sport.



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All I've discovered about nigerian leadership is corruption fighting corruption...that's all.





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Stevebuffet:
Hello Nairalanders,

I just lost a loved one, my mom. She was so dear to me, she wasn’t just my mom, she was a friend, a gist partner, my planner. It’s been over a week now, I still can’t move on. I feel depressed right now. So disorganized lately.

Please I need help

Mods front page please

Grief in peace , time heals.




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Let me link you to an expert house setting professional that did such for me.

I'll forward your digits to him. Youll be reached.

ayikondu:
Hello all,

I am trying to furnish my newly completed building and I need the prices of the following items or anyone that can supply. I am not in the country presently so I want to compare prices and have an idea of how much these things are going for at the moment. I am also willing to buy from any verified seller here if the price is competitive. So I need the following:

Big size beds , living room full set with throw pillows, chandeliers and different sizes and types of fancy lights,standard gas cooker, standing air conditioner 5hp, split air conditioner, designer rugs, beds side lamps, full dining table set, tv cabinets, 55inch and 85inc TVs, curtains and so on.
Anyone dealing with these items should be drop their WhatsApp number so I can chat them up.

Note...I'm going for luxury and the highest possible quality. Thank you.

Drop your email he'll reach you then you guys can continue from there.

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ManirBK:
Na that 30k and 10 cows from Zulum motivate them

A typical young Nigerian still oblivious of the competition in the employment market.




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DanielPat01:
I'm sorry I have to post this here. But I just want better engagement in other not to make the wrong decision.

I will get straight to the point

I want to buy a 43 inch Smart TV, saw some of this brand on Jumia with the Television almost having same price but I just want to know which is worth the price.

The brands are; Skyrun, Hisense, Infinity, Vision, Rock and Energy.

Kindly use the picture below to.make your judgement and suggestions.

Thanks in anticipation.

It's months now so what did you later settle for.



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His Choice...

BTW $ exchanged for #900+ today.




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eme2015:
Please suggest me a good phone with strong battery with a budget of 70k maximum

Go for Infinix since you are into project management.


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Greenfaces:
Pcb design

Are you open to mentorship partnership? If yes kindly quote me with your digit on my profile thread.

Greenfaces:
No i don't really know how to mentor. I can just show you where to learn and probably share resources with you. Im not consistent online. Im on and off

Well I wanted to link you to a mentorship team where you'll train their mentees via online.

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Thomasankara:
[/color]when the purpose of a thing is not known abuse is inevitable[color=#770077]

A follower of Apata(Love-Doctor) spotted.



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DevilishMan:
I thought Ebola Amoda Ogunlere said there's no more Black Market?

Maybe it's now white market...Lolz



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Offpoint1:
see the audacity...

All these cheap azz people with authority.

Give your clothes to tailor to sew and tell them when they're done, and you like their work you'll pay. Ndi ara

OnPoint1 with this response I'll say...



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Pawpawtea:
I am planning a business trip to Dubai and Turkey in the next few weeks. And I presently could afford to go with $10,000 on each of the trips.

Could anyone give me suggestions on what products or items l could buy or import from both countries?

Thank you.

Saw this thread and I'm curious if you made the trip and what biz are you getting ROI on?

Pauldollars:
Buy quality Laptops with fast processors and strong batteries.e.g Dell, HP, Lenovo Core i3, i5 or i7 They are much cheaper there and expensive here. Can resell them here.
Btw, I need one good laptop for my cafe

What's the daily ROI @d least from running a cyber-cafe?.




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DoctorAyukebot:
Medicine has a long history of bogus doctors, crafty impostors who put on white coats and win the trust of patients and physicians alike, deploying a polished bedside manner that often masks their limited expertise.

It's not just a Nigerian problem. Despite an entirely computerised system and ease of verification The US still has a long list of quack medical practitioners some practising at the highest level with exploits that have gone unnoticed for years.
Recently a High School drop out successfully practiced for eighteen months before being apprehended. Others after being caught , jailed and released on probation still went back to don the white coat.

No one did it better than Ferdinand Waldo Demara. Successfully pulling through sixteen complex operations during the Korean War with no medical training. Quickly disappearing to his private room, he would read quickly on how to perform the next procedure. Then, with icy concentration, he would return to the operating table. Extraordinarily all his patients survived.

Infact it was when his outstanding performance in surgery at the war front was published in a Canadian Newspaper that it became obvious he had been impersonating Dr Joseph Cyr who was at home in Canada

Dr Ayukebot O Rowland
Pharmacognosist
Flavell MEDICINA

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orisa37:
To Mrfixiit.com or what email?

RenaissanceGuy:
What sort of dumbness is this?? You've been on Nairaland for 8 years and you don't know what it means to send a PM??

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A thread by Mynd44 turning to tribal and political verbal/opinion altercation.



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franchasofficia:
Fear will never let you a famous Ronu and OPC terrorist to condemn your masters up North, so I am not surprised that you left Northern leaders to blame it on Chinese, wonders

marlow1962:
Apc and other evil politicians have turned the brain of Nigerians away from other mineral resources found in the country. Anybody you ask what is the mineral resources we have in the country, he will first mention the common which is crude oil, maybe next is gold.

Nigerians don't know they mine uranium, plutonium,and other mineral resources the west keep embezzling from us. Imagine emir of what ever state, owing 20 something oil wells, and yet his subjects are languishing in abject poverty. Everybody wn die put for oil, fools.
With all the illegal private owned gold mining in the Hausa land, yet you will never see am Hausa man with gold around his neck.
Nigerians are really cowards. If you talk now, the slave lovers will tag you ipob.
With so much blessings bestowed in this country, by now will ought to be competing with Kuwait or Dubia, but look where we are now. San Francisco of 1982 is far and most beautiful than Nigeria of 2050. Black skin is a disgrace.

Rich4god:
When you talk about things like this..... They call you obedients.

But the funny thing is, everyone is feeling the heat of the ills going on in this country.

Obrigardo:
Lai lai
This thread will never make homepage lol

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LWKM...with all the hilarious responses OP got for his useless opinion.





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He'll surely create an NFT of it...



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Sirmwill:
When you think you had seen the possible offpoints a human can render and you see offpointng 's comment
😒

Lolz

DevilishMan:
Because your prick is also touching the wall when you write.

iHateFraudsters:
I tire o.

E be like say op just graduated from using a pencil to a pen.

He's probably a junior secondary school student.

Na these Kain people we dey share nairaland with.

No wonder 🤔

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LikeAking:
Change is constant.

AllenSpencer:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Russia did same and we all know where the Ruble at now!

It’s just a matter of time!

India should dump the dollar as their reserve currency and I will take them serious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Exactly
This method of transaction isn't supposed to be overrated...afterall pounds sterling isn't much used for transactions yet it's still higher in value.

Majesty7:
India buys a million barrels oil with Rupee. Then that means what? If UAE are willing to accept it, then so be it. Let Indians foreign reserves also be in Rupee. Do you call it hatred or just lack of common sense that's affecting most tabloids? India buying oil in Rupee, does that stops others from using USD? India is just too small for all this. Develop your economy first and boost your local production before this senseless fight. Who cares if they buys in Riyadh?

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BluntCrazeMan:
But wait ooo..!!




The NIMC Register is supposed to be the most important document in Nigeria..

IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE REGISTER OF ALL CITIZENS, ALL REGISTERED BIRTHS, ALL REPORTED DEATHS, ALL RESIDENTS, ALL TEoMPORARY IMMIGRANTS, ALL REFUGEES AND ASYLEES, ALL TOURISTS, AND SO ON..
(NIMC-ACT OF 2007)

But NO..!!

They are just busy telling us series of lies.

RIGHT NOW,, THE NIMC COMMISSION DO NOT EVEN KNOW THE ACTUAL NUMBER OF PERSONS WITH NIN-NUMBER WHO HAVE LINKED THEIR NIN-NUMBERS WITH OTHER NATIONAL IDENTIFICATION DATABASES..

IN FACT,, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NUMBER OF PERSONS WHOSE NIN-NUMBERS ARE INACTIVE, AND YET TO BE ACTIVATED..

Sad reality of an incompetent government principal institution.



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Ikorodu bois2men...



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Ikorodu boiz2men...



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3RNEST:
Just got paid from an online survey site, $25 via PayPal, but I can sell to from it.

Can a writer do surveys without hindering writing gigs completion?
BTW how much is the least to earn from the surveys daily.?
Do I need tools like VPN to access paying survey site.?


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A problem realized is half solved...work towards solving your internal political issues/problem.


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wrongman665:
First was iron sheik follow by bray wart, now terry funk. May his soul rest in peace.

TheSuperX:
May his soul rest in peace 🕊️

naptu2:
I remember Terry Funk from the NWA in the late 1970s and early 1980s, not from the WWE. This was incredibly bloody and it messed with my mind back then.

RIP to the wrestling sport actor.



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