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Family › Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by wittywriter: 12:24am On Aug 15, 2023
illicit:
Says who?

Some of them like privacy and can afford it
Read what you gave response to but this time slowly for an illicit comprehension...lol


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Politics › Re: Fuel Price Hike: We Are On Our Knees – Parents’ Association Begs Tinubu by wittywriter: 10:51pm On Aug 14, 2023
Lolz




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Politics › Re: Tribunal: Atiku, Peter Obi’s Petitions Against Tinubu Hopeless – APC Secretary, by wittywriter: 6:48pm On Aug 14, 2023
$1 = #940


Shoutout to fellow freelancers and online income earners.

Wittyness
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Atiku, Peter Obi’s Petitions Against Tinubu Hopeless – APC Secretary, by wittywriter: 6:48pm On Aug 14, 2023
$1 = #940

Get your acts together with your internet access and learn to earn or create an online income means.


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Education › Re: Sexual Assault, Corruption: UNICAL Law Students Protest Against Cyril Ndifon by wittywriter: 6:36pm On Aug 14, 2023
Just wow

Administration1:
What else should they be doing
ivolt:
I hope one of you has hard evidence and is willing to come forward.
Else, nothing will happen to him.
marlow1962:
Person wer write that tin don suck dick taya grin
Antoeni:
They have no idea who Prof. Ndifon is. I pray they don't get suspended. That man's case did not start today.
Wittyness
Business › Re: CBN Takes New Measures To Save The Naira From Crash by wittywriter: 6:11pm On Aug 14, 2023
Do it..don't announce the undone.




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Politics › Re: BREAKING: NAF Aircraft En Route Niger Crashes by wittywriter: 5:25pm On Aug 14, 2023
Vagabonds In Power



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Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Just A Bookkeeper, Thought He Understood Economics - Pearse by wittywriter: 5:19pm On Aug 14, 2023
No longer city boy ?


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Politics › Re: BREAKING: Terrorists Kill 18 In #borno, Abduct Soldiers, Civilians by wittywriter: 5:17pm On Aug 14, 2023
These are trademarks of an incompetent government inplace.





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Politics › Re: 8 Soldiers Gang Beat A LASTMA Official In Lagos by wittywriter: 5:05pm On Aug 14, 2023
Wotowoto.





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Politics › Re: Fuel Hike: It Will Be An Indefinite Nationwide Strike Without Notice - Ajaero by wittywriter: 4:54pm On Aug 14, 2023
Ok
BigYash:
Noise as usual. They will soon call them for useless meeting with the Rigger
Vinnie2000:
Six Months indeed. sad

Thought you Guys said he will Hit the ground running.

With Akpabio as Senate President, Wike and those WAEC Evil 2 Credits, Fake Credentials Ministers, Druggie's govt is DOOMED TO FAIL. embarassed undecided

BTW, I saw a Monicker IconicIdiot.

From Iyaebe to IconicR to IconicIdiot.😏

Na Wa. 😕😒
BigYash:
You go explain tire
Wittyness
Politics › Re: Disturbing Signals: Your Govt Has Crashed Our Expectations - Lukman To Tinubu by wittywriter:
Emilokan

EmperorCaesar:
cheesy
Your opinion tho...

If u are too myopic to see the long term benefit, then we cant help u
Zonefree:

Isn't it too early for the apostles to start drinking? undecided
Moony45:
Its too early for this nonsense.
cheesy
Well


Anyways $ is heading to #1k yet some persons have access to data and internet but no income or side hustle to earn in foreign currency whatsoever from their online activity/activities!
No be Juju be that?

Scamburster:
Can you teach me.
Yes
Do you want to undergo paid mentorship which will entail you to pay so as to be exposed to where and how to earn legitimately using internet?

Or

You want free tips so you could self-learn and try earn using the internet.?

Scamburster:
Both.
It's an option offer...you can't have both..Lolz



Wittyness
Education › Re: 65 Internet Acronyms And Slangs You Never Knew by wittywriter: 4:09pm On Aug 14, 2023
How come you failed or forgot to add the most oldest >>> ASAP<<<
Iyaebube:
Conversational internet acronyms and slang
Most social media acronyms are less business-related and more casual and conversational. A lot of them have been around online for years, while others are a bit more recent. You’ll often find these acronyms used in public posts that your followers make or share, or in their comments on your posts.

It’s good to know what these social media abbreviations mean so you know what your audience is saying and provide them with a relevant response if needed. Some of these abbreviations are also used as hashtags, and you can take advantage of them for better visibility.

AFAIK – As far as I know
AMA – Ask me anything. Often used by celebrities, influencers, industry experts and regular social media users as an open invite for questions.

BRB – Be right back
BTAIM – Be that as it may
BTS – Behind the scenes. Use this social media acronym when you’re giving your followers a behind-the-scenes look at what your brand is doing.
BTW – By the way
DAE – Does anyone else…?
DYK – Did you know…?
ELI5 – Explain like I’m five. Often used in forums like Reddit when people are looking for the simplest explanation to more complex topics.
FBF – Flashback Friday. A theme in which people share old pictures or posts with their followers/
FBO – Facebook official. When you make a public announcement on Facebook about a live event such as a new relationship, a change of job, etc.
FF – Follow Friday. A trend that started out on Twitter and involves giving a shoutout to people that you think deserve more recognition and followers.
FOMO – Fear of missing out. This often spurs people’s desire to keep up with social media in general, and is also often tapped for marketing such as through limited deals, exclusive product reveals and other tactics.
FTFY – Fixed that for you
FTW – For the win
FYI – For your information
or GTG – Got to go
– Good game
GTR – Got to run
HBD – Happy birthday
HIFW – How I feel when…
HMB – Hit me back
HMU – Hit me up
HT or H/T – Hat tip. Used for acknowledging, appreciating or thanking other users.
HTH – Here to help or happy to help
ICYMI – In case you missed it. Typically used when sharing content that’s not too current.
IDC – I don’t care
IDK – I don’t know
IKR – I know, right?
ILY – I love you
IMHO – In my humble opinion
IMO – In my opinion
IRL – In real life
JK – Just kidding. Used for conveying a light-hearted tone.
LMAO – Laughing my a** off
LMK – Let me know
LMS – Like my status. Used for inviting people to engage with a post.
LOL – Laughing out loud
MCM – Man crush Monday. Chipotle put its own twist to this abbreviation to fit the product
MTFBWY – May the Force be with you. A “Star Wars” reference commonly used to give encouragement.
NBD – No big deal
NM – Not much
NSFW – Not safe for work
NVM – Never mind
OH – Used as context for quotes
OMW – On my way
OOTD – Outfit of the day
OP – Original poster
OTP – One true pairing. Commonly used in fandoms. Refers to two people or fictional characters that you consider the perfect pair/couple.
PPL – People
ROFL – Rolling on the floor laughing
ROFLMAO – Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
SFW – Safe for work
SMH – Shaking my head. Used to express shock or disappointment
TBH – To be honest
TBBH – To be brutally honest
TBT – Throwback Thursday. Like FBF, this involves sharing old photos or posts.
TFW – That feeling when… Used for sharing a relatable experience.
TGIF – Thank God it’s Friday
TIL – Today I learned…
TL;DR – Too long; didn’t read. Here’s an example of Slack using this acronym along with some of the other ones we’ve mentioned earlier. This may look like overkill but in the case of Slack, it fits the brand personality and shows an attempt to get the message across clearly with a bit of humor:
TMI – Too much information
WBU – What about you?
WBW – Way back Wednesday. Follows the same theme as FBF and TBT
WFH – Work from home
YOLO – You only live once



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Wittyness
Pets › Re: Lhasa Apso by wittywriter: 3:51pm On Aug 14, 2023
Saw your email request so kindly brief me with why or how we can be of help to each other .



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Investment › Re: Urgent; by wittywriter:
State a value for the desired returns so you'll get appropriate suggestions in return.


Joyless004:
He said he is okay with any bank that can give 10-15%
Then tell him to approach his account officer for updates on such intent.
Joyless004:
But which bank do u think can offer such?
Wittyness
Education › Re: NBTE Unveils Online Programmes For HND Conversion To Bsc In One Year by wittywriter: 3:43pm On Aug 14, 2023
Financial Success and Career satisfaction in this era is beyond certificates.



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Politics › Re: Yakubu Fanami Dies With Female Suicide Bomber In Borno While Trying To Stop Her by wittywriter: 3:39pm On Aug 14, 2023
mymoon123:
This happened in 2017.
It is a good reminder though.
May he rest in peace
Received your email request can you kindly brief me why?




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Health › Re: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by wittywriter:
Sorry

Try see a dermatologist or pharmacist.
I'll speak to one for you and show her this thread.
Get well soon.

tonicyril:
Yea u re right sir, but the tin is I sadcan't get access to any of those here, there is no single hospital here, what we have is just an health center for our mother's to put to bed, even if u want to check for ur blood group here no equipment to do that, u can't even find a hospital to do that
Drop your digits you'll be reached.
okoroemeka:
no need going too far for a doctor or scientist,I have fvcked too many pvssy in my wild years to recognize scabies when I see it,get original benzyl benzoate,scrub the affected areas with hot water and apply the cream every evening,it will clear in a few days,the Nigerian name is korokoro
Well...but why quote/post on my mention...? Kindly direct your suggestion to the OP.

dreycomalfoy:
A pharmacist is not a doctor.....pls let him/her see a doctor. Rash like this could be pointing to something else, like a serious medical condition
Why quote me? You could have this advice to him on his own post.


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Health › Re: University Of Abuja Hospital Plans Mass Burial For 108 Unclaimed Dead Bodies by wittywriter: 2:59pm On Aug 14, 2023
Even the dead in Nigeria still suffering in a way.

SMH.


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Food › Re: Rice Now N40,000 Per Bag As Millers Face Paddy Shortage, Rising Production Cost by wittywriter: 2:23pm On Aug 14, 2023
More than the Minimum-Wage ...SMH






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Fashion › Re: Rat Runs Into A Girl's Wig Right On Her Head (Video) by wittywriter: 2:18pm On Aug 14, 2023
CRAAAAAAZY!!!



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Business › Re: Right by wittywriter: 2:16pm On Aug 14, 2023
Thumbs up to you Bimpebae..
Keep the good work.



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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Venita Reveals How She Was Physically Abused By Her Father by wittywriter: 2:11pm On Aug 14, 2023
Time is going...as you spend time for leisure with your access to Internet also..do well to get an online side gig/earning means.




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Education › Re: What Exams Do You Think He's Writing. by wittywriter: 1:57pm On Aug 14, 2023
cheesy
Lolz FurtherMathematics, Mathematics or Accounting...


Reminds me of how I feel when I used to trade commodities thank goodness for Metaverse Staking mastery.

@NL moderators let's have this on FP for some interesting revelation from the NL e-community.

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Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky's Father, Kunle Oduneye, Is Dead by wittywriter: 1:40pm On Aug 14, 2023
RIP


IamAtAnger:
This man might have died with so much pain and regrets
Neddstark:
One heartbroken father. Happy Idris is not the only one he had.
Wittyness
Nairaland General › Re: Opay Pending Transaction by wittywriter: 1:13pm On Aug 14, 2023
Fgovernor:
Please guys, I bought a Waec result pin from opay on Aug 10th, it wasn't successful and was showing pending,I contacted their customer care and they kept saying 24hours,it is now 4days and they haven't reversed my money.
Please, what should I do, even they Facebook page customer care and whatsapp are bots.
Please,mod don't ban my post,try to push it to the front page thank you.
Reachout to them on X(Twitter).





Wittyness
Investment › Re: The Be Rich Project by wittywriter: 12:23pm On Aug 14, 2023
Do you trade Forex with investors funds?




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Politics › Re: President Tinubu's Decisions Are In Nigeria's Best Interest - Yul Edochie by wittywriter: 11:09am On Aug 14, 2023
E-diot

This Yul is yanga that is looking and seeking to wake trouble.
Kam2021:
Small marriage you can't handle and advice yourself..is it Nigeria matter you want to dish advice?
Kam2021:
Small marriage you can't handle and advice yourself..is it Nigeria matter you want to dish advice?
Wittyness
Politics › Re: We Must Keep Africa Poor By Every Means Necessary! Shocking Video by wittywriter: 11:03am On Aug 14, 2023
Even if true why then are so many africans hell bent on keeping themselves and their fellows poor with their mentality?

SMH



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Business › Re: Seeking A Patner To Run A Start-up Accounting Firm! by wittywriter: 10:35am On Aug 14, 2023
Uchek:
I am seeking a partner to join me as a co-owner to run an innovative accounting start-up established to provide professional and first-class accounting services at affordable prices to Small & medium size businesses (SMB). Specifically, l lookiing for a partner to replace the original who lacks the passion and commitment for the business. The start-up is registered with CAC but not incorporated as a limited liability company.

Qualities
1) You should be a newly qualified chartered accountant or in your last stage of becoming chartered
2) You should be passionate about running your own business rather than being employed
3) You should have a commitment to excellence service delivery
4) You should be a problem solver and creative thinker.

The start-up accounting promises to become a multi-million-naira business within 5 years and expand into angel investing, venture capitalism just to mention a few. U will be the active partner while l the silent partner supporting you to deliver best accounting services og small and medium-size businesses.

Please respond ASAP if you are interested and qualified.

Thanks
Please where is the Location(s)?.

BTW you will be needing assistance for content writing & publication writing towards becoming a top notch accounting outfit brand including pitch content for clients.


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Foreign Affairs › Re: Removal Of Bazoum Is Making Terrorism Worse In Niger Republic by wittywriter: 10:20am On Aug 14, 2023
Dshocker:
It seems SEUN and his team intentionally bring tribal topics to front page, just to drive traffic.

Things and topics that will make the Yorubas to drag the Igbos, and Igbos dragging the Yorubas.

Honestly this forum is becoming something else.
Is this an indirect way to accuse osewa and mods of NL to been cyber terror sponsor/influencer?


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