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Politics / Re: We Will Always Identify With Senator Adeleke – Classmates by WizJesus007(m): 11:23pm On May 01, 2019
Shey him wan be Governor nw...#Famzing!
Politics / Re: FG Spends N34 Million To Feed Prisoners Daily - Nigerian Prisons Service (NPS) by WizJesus007(m): 3:29pm On Apr 30, 2019
Chaiii...9Ja My Country...Kukuma Free dem nw nd Save #34 million Naira Daily nw...At least Electorates go plenty by Next Election nd Make dem catch ol doz One's wey dey collect 36million Per Month(Legislooters)...Na dem be the first Problem of nigeria!
Romance / Re: I Gave Him Hot Sex, My Salaries, Yet He Cheated With Bread & Beans Seller - Lady by WizJesus007(m): 1:05am On Mar 21, 2019
Na wetiin yu deserve nw...Cuz yu been dey so pompous dia dey tink say togoleese bread and beans seller no fit offfer same or better bleep wey yu dey give nw without probs at ol!
Sports / Re: Court Bars French Parents From Naming Baby Griezmann Mbappe by WizJesus007(m): 8:41pm On Mar 17, 2019
A local official who deemed that “Griezmann
Mbappe” — after Atletico Madrid forward Antoine
Griezmann and Paris Saint-Germain’s Kylian Mbappe
— was “contrary to the child’s interest” referred
the case to the public prosecutor.
Hmmm...diz Oyinbo sef...how person wey dem born within a week go get interest on name wey him want...!
Crime / Re: Lady Dropped Off By GLK Benz In Warri, Delta Goes Dumb by WizJesus007(m): 8:29am On Mar 13, 2019
Make dem check weda she's still wearing her Pant!
Romance / Re: I Want To Have Sex With Hushpuppi Before My Marriage - Slay Queen Cries Out by WizJesus007(m): 12:25am On Mar 09, 2019
This slay Wateva na Cow...Asif the dick go decorate her CV for marriage...Igbo kwenu sha...smh!
Celebrities / Re: Actress Ibinabo Fiberesima Dumps PDP For APC by WizJesus007(m): 12:09am On Mar 07, 2019
Nonsense...na even actress she be sef...tink say na anoda SS Wailer!
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Caught With Drugs In Kenya (Photos) by WizJesus007(m): 9:42pm On Mar 04, 2019
Nyamuri and Criminality eh...na like like Dino nd Buhari...Father and Son R/ship...!
Agriculture / Re: Nigeria Overtakes Egypt As Largest Rice Producer In Africa’ by WizJesus007(m): 9:30pm On Mar 04, 2019
Hmm...Nigerians and Rice be lyk Atiku and Empty Threats...Cant do without each other!
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Slapped Her Mother, Sent Back To Nigeria. See Reactions by WizJesus007(m): 9:48am On Feb 11, 2019
Omo...Make she Come join Slappin Competition for Ariaria Market...At least She get Talent to Survive On!
Romance / Re: The Truth About Nigerian Girls by WizJesus007(m): 2:14pm On Feb 09, 2019
Hmmm...Thank God Yu said "On behalf of Niger Guyz" not Nigerian Guyz Cuz It Obvious yu mean Niger Republic!
Phones / Re: I Woke Up And Saw My Phone Like This (photo). What Happened? by WizJesus007(m): 1:57pm On Feb 09, 2019
Aaargh...Hurntee...Yu wan stilll Use the Ancestral Part of the phone ne...Leave am for the Junior Ones nw or Sell am Chop suya nah!
Politics / Re: Aragorn Femi Fani-Kayode 3rd Birthday Party Photos by WizJesus007(m): 10:49am On Feb 04, 2019
Aragorn...Asif say na one Lord Of The Rings...Diz FFK Brain dey leak!
Politics / Re: Onnoghen’s Trial, Proof Of Deeper Rot In Judiciary – SANs by WizJesus007(m): 11:34pm On Feb 02, 2019
Ebimor96:
Those who signed the statement are Mr Ebun Sofunde, Mr Kayode Sofola, Kola Awodein, Ademola Akinrele, Dr Eyimofe Atake, Mrs Olufunke Adekoya, Oluwafemi Atoyebi, Mr Yemi Candide-Johnson, Olasupo Shasore, Dr Babatunde Ajibade, Osaro Eghobamien, and Mr Babatunde Fagbohunlu.

Others are Mr Wemimo Ogunde, Mr Jibrin Okutepa, Mr Olumide Sofowora, Prof Ernest Ojukwu, Mr Olatunde Adejuyigbe, Dr Adewale Olawoyin, Mr Adeniyi Adegbonmire, and Mr Oyesoji Oyeleke.


DID ANYONE NOTICED THAT THE SO CALLED SANS ARE ALL AFONJA LAWYERS UNDER TINUBU'S PAYROLL?
Asif yu dey mind...The topic for be Yoruba SANs...not SANs plainly!
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Meets With Julie Ward In London. Photo by WizJesus007(m): 12:39pm On Feb 02, 2019
Hmmm...Make him continue dey follow all diz white Snitches...Dem go carry am come land for Bubu Hand...him no know!
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Who Just Returned From Europe After 15 Years Dies In Motor Accident (Photos) by WizJesus007(m): 12:33pm On Feb 02, 2019
Wisshh kain News be diz one sef...becuz him been go Europe stay 15yrz him no sppz die be that...Na him Village People call am back!

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Crime / Re: Man Steals N660K From Friend’s Account, Nabbed After Posting Pictures Flaunting by WizJesus007(m): 12:06pm On Feb 02, 2019
The Guy na Cow Sef...Of all Sort Flexin...Diz Guy Na Goldberg,Man Utd Last Season Jersey and Bottle water him see to buy...Smh!
Politics / Re: "When APC Sees Atiku In America" - Nigerians React As Atiku Storms US by WizJesus007(m): 11:37pm On Jan 17, 2019
Ye...9ja Why nw...see as how to go USA come be relevant matter for Campaign for diz Gods Forsaken Country...na 2019 o!

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Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Jos, Plateau State- Photos by WizJesus007(m): 10:33pm On Jan 12, 2019
Lolz...Lyk say Nigerians don dey enjoy ol the lies wey their politicians dey blow...Campaign don turn like one Stage Performance of who sabi lie pass...Massive Crowd asif say na Basketmiuth dey perforn afterall More than half of the Crowd no dey vote...na touts nd UnderAge wey no get PVC!
Politics / Re: Omobolanle Sarumi Ashabi Aliyu, Oyo First Female Governorship Candidate by WizJesus007(m): 11:57pm On Jan 07, 2019
We are all Card Carrying Members of the Party...National Interested Party...We are all Interested!
Travel / Re: Cows Storm Abuja International Airport, Cause Traffic by WizJesus007(m): 10:57pm On Jan 05, 2019
Hmmm...diz country ehn...Very Soon Yu go start dey hear Cows don attack One Village and seize some villages...May God Deliver Us!
Politics / Re: President Buhari Decorated As NMMA Grand Patron by WizJesus007(m): 12:45am On Jan 04, 2019
Imagine say make him cap fall...we for see Jubril El~sudany!
Celebrities / Re: Zion Ayo Balogun And Mother, Jada P Pose With Santa Claus by WizJesus007(m): 10:19pm On Dec 25, 2018
See as how she irrelevant reach...dem gaz use WIizkid name to describe nd identify her...#Olosho
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Who Dumped Girl After Eating Her Mum's Chicken Speaks by WizJesus007(m): 12:11pm On Dec 24, 2018
The Guy wan bleep again!
Romance / Re: This BEAUTIFUL Model Sells Her Own Worn Pants And Makes N28m A Year (PHOTO) by WizJesus007(m): 6:38pm On Dec 23, 2018
Asif say na Jesus wear dem comot...Bro J come nd carry ur impostor here!
Sports / Re: See The Muslim Womens Football Team That Has 8 Male Players Wearing Hijab by WizJesus007(m): 6:33pm On Dec 23, 2018
Asif say dem force them to play ball...#FamzinArabs
Romance / Re: Bitter Truth That All Guys Must Know About Ladies by WizJesus007(m): 6:24pm On Dec 23, 2018
Shakin Tables...Words for thought Sha!
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham Shares Her Throwback Photo (Before & After) by WizJesus007(m): 6:02pm On Dec 23, 2018
Members of the Transformtion Ambassadors of Nigeria(TAN)...i hail Una!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Rock Black Outfit, Flaunts Her Curvy Shape. Photo by WizJesus007(m): 5:27pm On Dec 23, 2018
AdsenseSnow:
grin I want to blow this guy without condom
May God Deliver You...Cuz Ur Sufferin from Serious Dillusional Mixed Deficiency Madness #DMDM...Psychiatrist hope say Ur taught bout it nd had experience of it in Ur Line of Work!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Rock Black Outfit, Flaunts Her Curvy Shape. Photo by WizJesus007(m): 5:24pm On Dec 23, 2018
OP wic kain "HER"...Na "HIM"...ah no like nosense jare!
Religion / Re: Dreams: What Are The Implications Of Not Dreaming Or Remembering Your Dreams? by WizJesus007(m): 5:20pm On Dec 23, 2018
Asif say yu dey my mind...Most especially wet dreams...Last nait waz wonderful....buh to my greatest amaka...woman pinshure disappear...nd na ol diz kain cougars!

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