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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 0) On 26th July 2020 by wizod(m): 2:12pm On Jul 26, 2020

Otuamaka:
Una mama toto... fools

onye iberibe. Otu gi g'agba obara otu ubochi

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 0) On 26th July 2020 by wizod(m): 2:07pm On Jul 26, 2020

Adikestanley:
Chelsea 1: 3 wolves

wake up from ur epileptic dream ok

Crime › Re: Joel Amadi's Father Shot Dead By Fulani Herdsmen In Kaduna. by wizod(m): 7:57pm On Jul 25, 2020

what is an igbo man who came from a very peaceful zone be doing in the northern part of the zoo where human lives matters absolutely nothing. RIP SIR

Travel › Re: Terrifying Video Of Hurricane Hanna Approaching Texas by wizod(m): 4:27pm On Jul 25, 2020

Righteousness89:
All these are Just Mere Shakings in the earth and you are Screaming "Terrifying"...

All these are Minor Shakings Permitted by the Almighty to Shake the Earth and Make people who are Wise to Sit up..

Listen to Me, if you Call these Minor Shakings Terrifying, What will you Call Hell Fire!!!

The Terrifying Moment of a Human life is to Depart this Earth without being Born again..

The Terrifying Moment of a Human is to Close your Eyes in Death and to open in Eternity, only to Hear, Depart From Me, I Never knew you...

Ma/Sir, Respect yourself ! Respect Your Soul! Humble yourself and Do the Needful

plz, i want to have ur fb account to add u up. I've always enjoyed ur posts and comments

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Health › Re: Proper Way To Use Face-Shield & Face-Mask - Federal Ministry Of Health by wizod(m): 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2020

hopefulLandlord:
[s]But my pastor told me You don't need a facemask or facesheild or nosemask to protect yourself from Coro. All you need is believe in the protection from the blood of a Jew who couldn't survive ordinary 3 nails and screamed to ask why his dad forsook him 2000 years or so ago[/s]

you must give account of every idle word you speak later on. Just mark my word

NYSC › Re: Tinuade Adejuiyegbe Becomes First Seating Tradition Ruler To Attend NYSC Camp by wizod(m): 1:03pm On Jul 25, 2020

IbrahimSkiba:
Use the correction you made, and catch some check in the bank...

adhere to correction and stop fooling yourself. Illiterate

NYSC › Re: Tinuade Adejuiyegbe Becomes First Seating Tradition Ruler To Attend NYSC Camp by wizod(m): 12:51pm On Jul 25, 2020

IbrahimSkiba:
What?

what did you see?

NYSC › Re: Tinuade Adejuiyegbe Becomes First Seating Tradition Ruler To Attend NYSC Camp by wizod(m): 9:43am On Jul 25, 2020

Rhesusmonkey:
Ok, but I am interested in knowing if she is still single and searching, asking for my neighbor.

But on a side note, the gods must be confused, how will they allow a human who stoops to urinate become a traditional ruler.

whatever rocks their boat

NYSC › Re: Tinuade Adejuiyegbe Becomes First Seating Tradition Ruler To Attend NYSC Camp by wizod(m): 9:41am On Jul 25, 2020

IbrahimSkiba:

Me that came third, did I ~~killed~~ myself?

Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Doka Avong, Kaduna, Kill 6 People, Many Declared Missing by wizod(m): 7:16pm On Jul 24, 2020

Someone asked: Why has the zoo govt and d idiot not declared this herdsmen a terrorist group?
And i answered: because they are not Igbos.

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Romance › Re: What Is The Largest Age Gap Between You And Someone You Dated? by wizod(m): 7:12am On Jul 24, 2020

I dated a girl I was 14yrs older but I'm 5yrs older dan my wife

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 22nd July 2020 by wizod(m): 11:09pm On Jul 22, 2020

MZrapper:
You plastic idiots with your noise and useless predictions. Olofo.

do u want to be banned?

Celebrities › Re: Frank Edwards Celebrates His 31st Birthday Today by wizod(m): 9:48am On Jul 22, 2020

Hbd Frank. But he is more than dat age

Celebrities › Re: Naeto C And His Wife Nicole Chikwe Celebrate Their 8th Year Wedding Anniversary by wizod(m): 9:31am On Jul 22, 2020

Joshmodest:
Their marriage hasn't been involved in any scandal , or they seem to be good at managing their scandals...
No perfect marriage my gee ....those who spend decades in marriage , are not the perfect or happiest couples , they just put in conscious effort to remain married , despite all odds....
Don't get confused into thinking some people are enjoying their marriages , because they told you so , or u see them smiling in pictures ...
If life was a picture , we would all be happy !!

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Pets › Re: The Owl A Nairalander Caught At A Site by wizod(m): 9:25am On Jul 22, 2020

chukskafor:
You are playing with your village people

Black man mentality

Politics › Re: Start Preparing Handover Notes, Ize-Iyamu Tells Obaseki by wizod(m): 9:00am On Jul 22, 2020

A bee dat has not gotten inside d palm wine pot has developed pot-belly, what will happen when he finally finds himself inside the pot?

Crime › Re: Don't Fall Victim Of This Scammer by wizod(m): 9:47pm On Jul 21, 2020

Only greedy people gets scammed

Celebrities › Re: Prophet Odumeje Sprays Money And Dances With Flavour by wizod(m): 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2020

EVILFOREST:
[s]DRUG PUSHER...
EFCC should track him and retrieve their share.
House of Assembly can join, including NDDC..[/s]

i'm sure u're not normal. Greedy folk. Come and chase him now

Science/Technology › Re: 'Albino Turtle': Yellow Turtle In India (Photos) by wizod(m): 8:28pm On Jul 21, 2020

Who knows how many times he bowed down and made obeisance to the turtle before taking it home because they worship every rare creature on sight

Crime › Re: Ondo Woman Conspires With Lover To Kill Ex-boyfriend (pic) by wizod(m): 2:04pm On Jul 20, 2020

d idiot even has a fallen Olympus. they will now marry in d prison

Crime › Re: 29 Inmates Escape From Police Cell In Abia by wizod(m): 1:53pm On Jul 20, 2020

marriagebyigbo:
[s]Trust me, this is dilector cownu handwork
He has set ipigs free....

Oya operation python dance ready for another thrilling action [/s]

why are mad people allowed in dis forum?
Bro think about ur miserable life and forget abt d matter of d most intelligent man of our time whose name brought shivers to d zoo.
on BIAFRA I STAND and MAZI NNAMDI KANU is my leader

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Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Juwairiyya, Murtala Musa Kore's Daughter by wizod(m): 1:33pm On Jul 20, 2020

how will dey contact you so quick for ransom when dey hv nt yet taking turns in abusing her. useless terrorists

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by wizod(m): 7:52pm On Jul 19, 2020

oluwatosink:
Match never end. Don't be anxious

tell me d score na

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by wizod(m): 7:39pm On Jul 19, 2020

oluwatosink:
Match never end. Don't be anxious

i knw but what is d current score now and I will like u to update me at d end of d match! so tell me

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by wizod(m): 7:05pm On Jul 19, 2020

obembet:
*Now that we are playing Chelsea again today let's open up on what happened some few months back*

*Man United XI:*
1 David de Gea,
29 Aaron Wan-Bissaka,
23 Luke Shaw,
5 Harry Maguire,
2 Victor Lindelof,
39 Scott McTominay,
15 Andreas Pereira,
6 Paul Pogba,
14 Jesse Lingard,
10 Marcus Rashford,
9 Anthony Martial

*Chelsea XI*
1 Kepa Arzibalaga
28 Azilipueta
15 Kurt Zouma
4 Christensen
33 Emerson
17 Mateo Kovacic
5 Jorginho
11 Pedro
8 Ross Barkley
19 Mason Mount
9 Tammy Abraham

*Game starts in 53 minutes*

*Manchester United vs Chelsea*
Score: 1 - 0
Min: 18

⚽ Goal!! Rashford (PEN)
Manchester United

⚽ *Manchester United vs Chelsea*
Score: 1 - 0
Min: 45+1

Half time!!

⚽ *Manchester United vs Chelsea*
Score: 1 - 0
Min: 46

Second half begins!!

⚽ *Manchester United vs Chelsea*
Score: 2 - 0
Min: 65

⚽ Goal!! Martial
Manchester United

⚽ *Manchester United vs Chelsea*
Score: 3 - 0
Min: 67

⚽ Goal!! Rashford
Manchester United

⚽ *Manchester United vs Chelsea*
Score: 4 - 0
Min: 82

⚽ Goal!! James
Manchester United

⚽ *Manchester United vs Chelsea*
Score: 4 - 0
Min: 90+2

*Match over!

oga what is d score?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea : FA Cup Semi-final - (1 - 3) On 19th July 2020 by wizod(m): 7:02pm On Jul 19, 2020

oluwatosink:
we are beating chelsea today.
Fa cup final here we go.
GGMU

what is d score?

Health › Re: Woman Commits Suicide After Fighting With Her Husband In Lagos by wizod(m): 6:48pm On Jul 18, 2020

Righteousness89:
All of a Sudden, Homes are in disarray..

Husbands beat up wives

Wives injure Husbands

Wives disfigure innocent maids

Things are no longer the same!

Our Homes need The Prince of Peace

Husbands need JESUS

Wives need JESUS

Kids need JESUS

Everyone needs JESUS

Let's All Bow to JESUS Christ

Righteousness89:
All of a Sudden, Homes are in disarray..

Husbands beat up wives

Wives injure Husbands

Wives disfigure innocent maids

Things are no longer the same!

Our Homes need The Prince of Peace

Husbands need JESUS

Wives need JESUS

Kids need JESUS

Everyone needs JESUS

Let's All Bow to JESUS Christ

Righteousness89:
All of a Sudden, Homes are in disarray..

Husbands beat up wives

Wives injure Husbands

Wives disfigure innocent maids

Things are no longer the same!

Our Homes need The Prince of Peace

Husbands need JESUS

Wives need JESUS

Kids need JESUS

Everyone needs JESUS

Let's All Bow to JESUS Christ

preach on my brother

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Family › Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by wizod(m): 4:53pm On Jul 18, 2020

Your brother is damn a confused entity. He's not man enough. Allow him until when his eyes will clear but as for ur inlaws, make peace with d youngest, pet her and even kneel down for her then, look for a way to impregnate her. Her shakara go end and her eye go clear.

Romance › Re: My Neighbors Wife Is About To Push Me To The Wall. by wizod(m): 10:17am On Jul 18, 2020

Don't let ur erection control ur direction. Use ur head to avoid had i knw which is the last fool's cry.

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Crime › Re: Crime/father Impregnants His Sixteen Year Old Daughter,blames The Devil. by wizod(m): 10:08pm On Jul 17, 2020

HOW IS THE INNOCENT DEVIL TO BE BLAMED? Castrate d idiot

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Crime › Re: Story Of How A Man Pretending To Offer Her A Job And Ended Up Stealing Her Phone by wizod(m): 10:03pm On Jul 17, 2020

Thank God i'm not a thief

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