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plx,i need your help my nokia x2-00,is havin battery problem,when you charge it full,and play one or two songs with,the battery,reduces to one bar,battery,i tried buyin a new battery,its the same tin, help me out.

dear gurus,i have a problem with,my nokia x2-00, battery,i play one or two songs the fully charged battery,dies, i even bought original battery, follow come, its still the same tin, help mi out.

my nokia x2-00,battery problem.
I discovered that my nokia x2-00,does not last long,i charge it full,but yet,when i play 1 or 2 songs.the battery dies, my friend,using the same type of phone as mine,has the same problem too, help me out.

i want to sell my n82,20k,the only fault it has is dat,it does not cover very. Wel,as in when u cova it,it opens.dats the only fault, 2g inside, fully pimped,
07034447204.
Location porthacourt.

i want to sell my n82,20k,the only fault it has is dat,it does not cover very. Wel,as in when u cova it,it opens.dats the only fault, 2g inside, fully pimped,
07034447204.
Location porthacourt.

the advantages of digital computer please help me out?

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please people lets keep this thread alive i am in nursing school, i need advice.

I just got an admission,buh,i dnt even knw the wish list to make,what i wil be needing,i have got an accomdation,i dnt even knw what to buy in my house,hey plx,i need your help?what are the things you bought when u were starting as a student,like,ur in ur house,hostle.plx i need the list please,

A typical nigerian man is greedy<over ambitious too>ok i dont really know how to say this,but i really think nigeria shuld be divided, dats the only way to deal with greed and self centeredness nigerians have,we are no exception from our leaders that steal money for their gains,ok, u c, ok in the u.s its said that they are really scare of nigerians,in terms of business nd all,a nigerian man comes up with a business proposal,nd persuades u to invest in his idea,when the busines starts yielding income,they run off with the money,leaving u frustrated,they do it their fellow nigerians,talkless off,take a look at the yahoo,yahoo,the mobile yahoo scam too,they send that message to my cell too, and my email too,take a look wat happened when i was travling from delta state to anambara state, when i got to anambara state,i was actually travling to p.h,i had to take dat way, i hve never been to anambara before,,i boarded a bic,so i told him i was going to were the load bus thats going to porthacourt,he told me its 200,i said y nw ,he said the place far,so i managed 2 bring it down to 150,so as i was going i changed my mind i told him dat he shuld just take me to r.t.c'rivers state transport company'so i told so how much wil i pay since its near, he said that anywere u drop is 150,igbo man, sense, he is just too greedy,bt when i was in delta, a bic too me 2 my location for just 70,he even helped me look for the place, i am typing with my phone,i wish i culd pour all my heart, tell me if you think, ,a nigerian man is greedy?

Am a guy,but i want everybody to put their own opinion on this, how true is dat?dat guys dnt knw what they want,we propose to a gurl today n tommorow we change?

Hey am a guy,, ,it happened 2 me,there is gurl i love her so much,i dnt know if she does, but each time she ask me question,like abt like stufs abt me,and my family, and stufs like work and i try to tel the truth ,but i stil found out am lying,like umm my intentions are to tel her,but each time i want to reali tell her,i stil lie all the way, like when i told her dat am the only child, she found out when i told her my brother threw my phone on the ground, what am trying to say, is dat?guys tell lies but we dnt do it intentionaly, we say it to please u, they gurls believe us the guys tel them lies, seriously guys go tru pains just to talk 2 gurl, seriously, any guy that comes to a gurl so so easily gurls i bet u,he is a humanizer,

I'm serious what goes
on in the female brain?
First they what this and
then they want that.
Then they deny they
even wanted something
when you know they
did because they acted
upon it. Then when it
gets a little rough they
run away from the
situation they started in
the first place, thinking
of no one but
themselves. I'm going
insane over this
question. Then you ask
for some advice from
another woman and
they ignore you. Is it
some secret genetic

This remarkable incident
happened in China. The Life
newspaper managed to contact
Chinese journalists and find out
the details of this amazing story.
There was a usual Chinese
family. The wife (her name was
Ji) was a teacher at the
University and the husband
(Gven) was a manager of some
commercial firm. They have been
together for 12 years and a son
is a fruit of their happy
marriage. The people around
always considered them to be
the perfect couple and envied
their love. But then it seemed to
the spouses there was
something missing in their
relationship. One fine evening Ji
went to the Internet class after
work, turned a computer on and
surfed on the world wide web.
Then she suddenly posted a
message, a very open message
to the mail box of one of
“women-seek-men” sites. The
subject of the e-mail was: “I
Want You” with the signature
“Seductive Woman”. This
adventurous message got 5
thousand replies from men!
Some of them were asking tons
of questions to her, others were
offering to meet that instant,
promising fantastic sex and
loads of other enjoyment. Ji
selected several dozens of all
those letters. Her husband’s e-
mail was among them! She did
not know about it though. Doing
some business for his company
Gven was surfing the net for
hours until he suddenly came
across the site which his wife
had sent a message to. He was
about to shut the computer
down, when he saw the subject
of one of the messages “I Want
You”. “Why not?”,- was Gven’s
idea. His reply was as follows:
“My dearest, I have been waiting
for you for my entire life! I had a
presentiment our meeting would
take place eventually. I am
happy! Kisses”. And the
signature was “Your Lover”. He
realized there were thousands of
such men in China and was not
hoping for a respond. You can
imagine he was jumping for joy
after it actually happened. The
Seductive Woman wrote to her
Lover: “I am undressing you.
You are so sweet”. The computer
love affair was developing very
fast, in just a couple of days the
spouses warned each other they
would stay longer at work than
usual. They sat at their
computers and were writing the
most intimate fantasies to each
other, their desires, Ji made
complaints about her husband
who she was tired of. He was on
his way to Seductive Woman’s
heart with the words of
admiration and love, he was
writing beautiful poems to her.
On their way back home they
were looking for explanations
for they were expecting a
scandal. Ji was going to tell Gven
she was talking to a friend of
hers all night long and Gven
referred to some urgent work he
had to do with a trip to the
neighborhood. The spouses met
at the doors of their apartment.
“Where are you coming from
that late?” was the question they
asked to each other
simultaneously. They narrated
their made up stories and went
to bed. The Lover and the
Seductive Woman communicated
via the net daily afterwards. Each
day drew them closer to each
other. Finally Gven’s patience
was exhausted and he wrote:
“My beautiful dream! I have
known you for a month only,
but it seems to me I have known
you for my whole life! You are
my ideal and I am full of desire
to meet you in reality”. She
replied she was dreaming about
the real meeting as well. The
Lover set the date on the small
old bridge in the center of the
city. She gave her consent to
come. They agreed they would
recognize each other holding a
newspaper in their hands. Ji was
the first who recognized him.
She fainted. Gven rushed over to
her and when he recognized his
own wife instead of the
beautiful stranger, he was
shocked. When Ji recovered, she
started beating her husband all
over. She was yelling she hated
him, that he was spying on her
underhandedly. “You are spying
on me yourself!” – the furious
husband was screaming back.
Only the police managed to pull
them apart. At the police station
they narrated their story and
started laughing their heads off.
It was time to call 911. Ji and
Gven left the police holding each
other by their hands. Now they
assure they are the ideal couple
in China. “Just think about it – I
chose her from a billion of the
Chinese and she chose me – isn’t
this a miracle?” – Gven says. The
happy couple says they will
never be apart: for a month of
computer communication they
learned more about themselves
than during those 12 years of
marriage.

what does it mean when a gurl,tells you dat u have a sexy eyes?

I have a friend she from u.k,but she wrote me a letter,i never got it maybe cos i gave her my house address,instead of p.o box,or p.m.b address,which i dnt have,now she is asking me to write her,how do i go abt it, she gave me her address,just tell me abeg,i have written the letter,but dont know what to do next, help me out,

i have n82 for sale, 23k, call 07034447204, still clean, with 1g,

Thought you might enjoy this
interesting
prayer given in Kansas at
the opening session of their
Senate. It seems
prayer still upsets some
people, When Minister Joe
Wright was asked to open
the new session of the Kansas
Senate, everyone
was expecting the usual
generalities,
but this is
what they heard:
Heavenly Father, we come
before you today to ask
your forgiveness and to seek
your direction and
guidance. We know Your
Word says, 'Woe to those
who call evil good,' but that is
exactly what we
have done.
We have lost our spiritual
equilibrium and reversed
our values.
We have exploited the poor
and called it
the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness
and called it
welfare.
We have killed our unborn
and called it
choice.
We have shot abortionists and
called it
justifiable.
We have neglected to
discipline our
children and called it building
self esteem,
We have abused power and
called it
politics.
We have coveted our
neighbor's possessions
and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with
profanity and
pornography and called it
freedom of expression.
We have ridiculed the time-
honored values
of our forefathers and called
it enlightenment.
Search us, Oh, God, and know
our hearts
today; cleanse us from every
sin and set us free.
Amen!
The response was immediate.
A number of
legislators walked out during
the prayer in
protest. In 6 short weeks,
Central Christian
Church , where Rev. Wright is
pastor, logged more than
5,000 phone calls with only
47 of those calls
responding negatively. The
church is now receiving
international requests for
copies of this prayer
from India , Africa and Korea .
Commentator Paul Harvey
aired this prayer on
his radio program, 'The Rest of
the Story ,'and
received a larger response to
this program than any
other he has ever aired.
With the Lord's help, may this
prayer sweep
over our nation and
wholeheartedly become our
desire so that we again can
be called 'one nation
under God.'
If possible, please pass this
prayer on to
your friends. 'If you don't
stand for something,
you will fall for everything.'
Think about this: If you
forward this
prayer to everyone on your
e-mail list, in less than 30
days it would be
heard by the world.
How many people in your
address book will
not receive this prayer,
do you have the guts to pass it
on?

;DHOW TO
How to Get a Date Worth
Keeping
There's little point of going out
on a date that you know you
won't enjoy. Look forward to
your next social engagement by
finding the right person,
preparing for the event and
planning to perfect activities to
make it a date worth keeping.
Instructions
Meet someone who shares
your interests to ensure
you'll have plenty to talk about
during the date. Find a person in
a class you're taking, through
mutual friends or while
browsing in a favorite section of
the bookstore, for example.
Talk a few times on the
phone or correspond via
email before your date to get to
know each other a little. You'll
not only be able to eliminate
some of the first-date
awkwardness, but also build
anticipation and generate
conversation topics that you'll
look forward to discussing in
person. Prepare questions you'd
like to ask him and think of a
few interesting stories to ensure
you're keeping him interested.
Choose the perfect time for
your date. Schedule a day
when you'll both be able to
concentrate on each other
instead of worrying about work
or personal problems. The
attempt to get to know each
other won't be worth much if
you're distracted the entire time.
Make lunch or dinner
reservations at a restaurant
that you've been dying to try.
You'll be able to look forward to
a new dining experience and the
opportunity to bond over a fun
meal with your date.
Pick an activity that you
know you'll both enjoy.
Build on the fact that you share
similar interests. Discuss your
favorite pieces in a local art
museum, take in a concert in the
park or attend a movie revival,
for example.

hey i have got n82 3months working perfectly, it goes for 24k, last price, 07034447204,

I paid in 4k,today by 1pm,in intercontinental,i called the owner of the acount telling him,that i made some payment into his account,he tells me he is going 2 get back to me as soon he gets the bank notification,its 5.25pm,he called me and told me that he has not recieved any notification yet,he stays in enugu,and am in porthacourt,so what do u tink?am i being scamed by the guy,or the bank are yet to pay in the money into his account, please help me out.

n82, guy am in porthacourt, garrisson area, the charger, usb, evertin is working, i just want 2 sell, get money for runs, dat ma guy, eath, 07034447204,

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i am really at a cross road right now am 18, am confused if i should chose nursing or pharmacy, am a guy, plx am realii confussed?

please er, why e be se some gurls get ekebe and big bobi, why some no get at all, a friend told me that any gurl wey get big bobi na as a result of presing wey she recieve, when she dey like 14 yrs dem?is that true.

can u switch off of ur phone for a week, or even off the internet for a week?i did it.

I wont like to see my gurl friend in my neighbourhood,i wil get bored abeg?what about you?