MrHandsome2013:
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Hope you have not lost your virginity?

I have, I did it earlier this year

Just like you I'll be 20 in a few months.. I'm here to pick up advice

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The point when I decided to abandon Facebook & Instagram I found nairaland and the forum has helped me stay away from those other apps..
I get good information and news every day here compared to the other apps where my timeline would be clouded with less valuable info

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


Hungry wetin.... although I love okro soup sha.. especially that raw one when it is mixed with stew

But nor be Hungry dey do me now..
If you know wetin dey go on for mind as i see those oyinbo Russia
I just dey reason say how i wish i fit bomb them now
If you understand what bombing is all about then you must be a real niggarrr

Lol I always knew you were a yahoo boy

Thanks guys.. I'll go for those tests

Goodday people.. I have been having to pass urine too often for about a week now, I don't know why.. But it is making me very uncomfortable.. What could be the cause please?

Uzomacharles:


so you won't miss me?

Lol no na I won't .. You want to go and enjoy your fowl.. make I con dey dull myself

Uzomacharles:


Lemme be going

bye

WTF!!

Uzomacharles:



This one na man

Nope.. I'm a girl

Powerfly:


Babe i dey tell u oo.. Some don't even know how to do sef.. Na babe go dey tell them 'do it like this, don't do it like that'.
Then.. You have the ones who hardly shave.. Hair go just dey long dey go reach, cover their balls.,.
Ahh! If i want to mention the ones that have foul~smelly mouth odour, ewo! And nah these ones like kissing pass.. Tuehhh!!
E even get the ones wey no fit kiss sef.. These ones will be attacking your lips and tongue like dog that is fighting with bone to lick the marrow.
If i want to even talk about the one's that will be squeezing ya breast as if they're trying to force juice from unripe orange,smh.
What about those guys with very rough surfaced d*cks, I don't know if it's pimples or rashes or injuries, but their d*ck skin would be looking like sandpaper used in scrubbing the surface of plywood.
My dear, if i continue. U go shake head tire..
there's a female group on fb i belong to, if u hear tory.. U go fear.

Lol this is funny
Abeg tell me the name of the Facebook group

In all being said.. This thread should not scare the upcoming ones but serve as a way to advice those coming into the school.. Uniben is not all that bad it's just not easy to go through that place without getting a fair share of the wahala. It's just to do your best and try not to lose concentration


So uniben students dey this nairaland..

Wow bangalee.. bang on sir
By the time you're married and your instrument no dey answer again with all the rubbish you are taking to destroy your manhood

Investnow2017:

Something like, "oh you didn't make it? No problems you can always write it again next year. That's no problem, if you look around you will not need to search hard for professional students. See, like that guy coming now, i guess he is coming with his assignment, he knows he won't score nothing. We have them so many around. Don't worry, we are still around even if you choose to be here for the next decade."
Until you understand him, you will think he is a friend, only to discover that you have opened your ears to a "nice foe" Uniben

You just know their ways guy

RudyNerdy:
ok sorry for asking.

alright

RudyNerdy:
cos we're both in the same institution.
anyway what's your course of study

why do you ask?

RudyNerdy:
your location in your profile states Yola while your posts shows you're a UNIBEN student.
mehn the distance is far, how do you cope with the journey when traveling back home?

Lol why did you check my location in the first place?

Wow.. Cool

Waylex21:
All the op wrote is trash from a very simplistic, narrow-minded mindset. Na this kind people dey wife olosho las las.

Lol exactly... E think e dey wise. Na him type dey marry girls wey Don lost body count

TkhGuy:
Time and space is all it takes to understand which is which,

Listen carefully,
when a guy knows too much his odd to becomes rich and self determining to be independent is 0.01

When a girl knows too much, her odd to become a whoore, disrespectful and dependent is 0.01


1. The age in which a girl start using smartphone will tell you a lot about when she started her journey into doing what she likes contrary to what her parent trained her, mostly negative,

In guys, it's mostly positive.

2. The age which a girl started living alone like squatting with a friend far from her parental home tells a lot, same goes with guys.

3. You can't trust a girls loyalty if she is in high institution when you not, meeting with different people everyday, not good for marriage if you are not in the same institution with her,

4. A girl with two cephone lines between 16 to 24, 80% chance she is a business girl meaning she is likely willing to sell her self to any customer,

6. You can't go into a serious relationship that ends in marriage with a girl that serves public for her core profit with the pedal in her hands as a marketer, her pussy opens up to make sales depends on the offer, apparently everything is for sale, her odd of body counting many guys is 0.0001

7. Most girls that graduated from high institution have tasted a lot inches don't ask me, if you add the secondary school days, that would be plus,

8. A girl you constantly see online on the internet is playing international championship trying to win a trophy, while the one you see at the club is playing friendly match, but both belongs to the street. 80% chance of 8 body count in 4 years

9. A girl who loves money but have no job, have 0.001 odd chance becoming a hoes. Anything goes

10. A girl with lot of male friends in her life & on her what's app contact is like a street dog, you can't spot which male dog takes turns, cos in reality they are there for back up for black out days, and relays For switch over.

11. A girl with more money is competing with female ponstars in body count,, these ones are constantly on adventure to test new stuffs, they always have more body count.

12. How many smartphone she has used can be traced to different body counts, as these smart device don't come cheap, girls rarely buy one with their own money, one way or another her pussy opened to different body, she gat another smartphone.

13. Lastly, a working class lady and a girl who post their pictures on internet is like bill board, she is out to get loads of dcks & will trade a lot more, devil will be more honest than this ones

If you think otherwise as girl, hahahaha you must be guilty. But as guy, you are having one already so see for your selves in the comments below.

You dey yarn dust

hinograce:
I totally get it. I finished from UNIBEN too. When you get in, you come in very smart and with high confidence about yourself and the future but when you are leaving, you leave less intelligent than you came in, and confused. As a matter of fact every graduate from Nigerian universities need to sue the country for wasted years of your life that can't be gotten back.


It still beats my imagination that lecturers feel proud and excited when students fail thier courses, it's a thing of joy when there is mass failure. People have suffered in universities. No one to cry to because people will say but you are not the only one, and that people are graduating with good grades. Well my advice is once you are done with University in Nigeria, if you still have any form of confidence left and some money please go and do a diploma overseas and you will quickly realise that you are smarter than they made you think you are.

You are so right.. Lecturers in uniben rejoice when students fail

RudyNerdy:
a deeper life girl in 100 level came in as a virgin, she stayed in Hall 2 in 100 and 200 level, she's currently in 300 level, if you check her Facebook profile now you'll weep

Omo the peer pressure in those hostels na die

I don't know her tho

Prepare your own yam and egg with 300 naira and show us results(pictures)

Ribspot:
Greatest uniben students,uniben never really made me feel great,right from the day I wrote my post utme which I prepared so hard for,down to my final year, because all my result were never reflection of the efforts which I put in. Did anyone else feel this way,i would love to here from you

As a uniben student, This is currently how I feel

I don't really care no more..