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Idiots... They are still Nigerians, Indians don't care which tribe they are from. The joke is on y'all

How can you look at Trump and think ..Yeah.. he is right for the job. Dude is a nutjob!

Why are corpers accepting to serve in those areas?

He should get a certificate of discharge from the kidnappers

Damn, that's how ooni story ends

Emekaonline:
The same way some never do well orangutans do attack Tinubu at every opportunity

That motharfucker just bought a plane and enjoying his life in France as we speak when more than half of his citizens are starving.. He deserves more than an attack.

Some never do wells will come to attack Obi here now

unique selling point

shivisee:
Obi likes wearing black. I’m sure its because it’s stated that intelligent people are attracted to black, And it evokes mysteries! But the funny thing is,” obi himself is not a smart person.he just want people to see him as one.If you are averagely smart and you listen to him,you will realise that he’s not a smart person! The day one woman was asking him question on green energy,baba embarrassly blanked out! When current governor soludo fact checked him on his performances when he was governor,I knew he will never rebuffed him! It’s not that he does not know how to respond to him but he got intimidated by the prof,due to his poor not smart foundation,I knew he will avoid coming at the professor cos he knew that one would expose his ignorance! Anyway na still package fraud!

Accepted he is not smart... What about Tinubu?

You'll be surprised to know that's similar to what most men go through in marriage. They just keep schtum and live everyday like it's the last. Don't worry it never ends!

The same president is in cahoots with Ganduje, IBD Dende, mc oluomo, tompolo, now hadejia... We have a criminal in power.

I caught this fish once in river seine in Paris. There was general power failure in France then. All I did was to plug my phone into it's nostrils and I was able fully charge my phone.

His worst album

What kind of moinmoin is this? Nigerians are being poisoned bit by bit

If inec had left the servers alone as intended, everyone would have accepted and move on.

Tinubu didn't promise anything. You can't hold him to any significant campaign promises except Emilokan. He is one of the dumbest people on earth, it's just that Nigerians are very gullible that why they believed he's a smart person. Dude, can't hold a press conference, his stupidity would be exposed that's why keeps reading recorded silly scripts

I never knew anything about bedbugs until I moved to London. I rented this shared accommodation with about 4 other people. Everything was fine until about 5 months later that a new occupant moved in.

Let's just say they sucked my blood like mallam drinking kunu. Part of the reason I lost my hair too. I eventually gave up and left the house for them.

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I remembered one girl i was chasing then. I used to help her with her uni work and she just called me up one day that she wants to come over. I couldn't tell her I had bed bug infestation as per you know boys thing. I went to sainsburys very close to me. I bought raid, sprayed the room with the full can and I wasn't sold cos it just smelt like deodorant. In my mind, it would kill some if them before the girl comes to sleep over.

Anyway, the girl came we did her coursework and more coursework overnight. She left the following day. Later in the day, I called her to check up on her if she was OK, she sent me a picture where she looked like anjonu. She applied calamine lotion all over her body cos she couldn't understand why she had so many insect bites. I denied knowing anything about it.
Till I left the house, I always go to bed as if I'm about to travel.

Afonjah:
This shows that Nigerians are educative and research-minded if Google is #1. The number of users outnumber the rest combined.


Knowledge is power.

The only reason Google is number 1 is because most people don't bookmark those websites but go through Google.

This one don dey sniff part of Tinubu's powder.

Dangote is crying over a refinery, this twatt is talking about timat

People that don't know what life has to throw at them in the next 1hr are planning for 2027.

Wike will be using hand cycle in the next few years

Na by force to subscribe to your Youtube channel?

I am not sure how he intends to get out of this one cos the cash mule would expose him.

Chetas81:
Bo ya Nigerian Microsoft lo Lana 😀

Go and check the global impact of the outage

Microsoft Azure ti lana

There's another $180k scam brewing

Does that mean all the Agbadorians on this board like Helinues will be getting 70k?

Happy Birthday bro.

BTW, is it true that you're dating Blessing CEO?

wonlasewonimi:
I was there on Friday too..spent about 2.5hrs through the process. I will be thrilled to get it on Monday.

I got the passport back today which is quite impressive!

The only thing sanwo didn't do was to wash oloshos pants