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EducationRe: The Deplorable State Of Infrastructure In Nigerian Universities (Photos) by Woodpecker(m): 9:24pm On Oct 04, 2013
django1: FUTA get hope grin
Great Futarian!!!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of A Pro-Amaechi Rally In Lagos by Woodpecker(m): 7:07pm On Jul 30, 2013
If you look closely at the first and third pix you will notice a hijab wearing alhaja. I wonder what part of PH she comes from.
FamilyRe: What Do I Do My Aunts Are Against My Marriage To My Fiance by Woodpecker(m): 12:47pm On Jul 05, 2013
Chidera Favour: This is very serious, but have you ever bothered to know why your late mum warned that none of you should get married to Imo people? I think that there must be a good reason for that, to the extent of appearing to your younger sister in a dream. Please am not saying that your family are 100% correct for not letting you marry your dream man but where a child is pointing to while crying either his father or mother must be there. In marriage some times, parents expecially the mum plays a great part in approving life partner, if your mum is not in support of your chosing partner try your possible best to get her convinced because if you ignore her, the marriage is 70% sure of hiting the rock. Now your mum is no more and she is not in support of the marriage, where can you see her to convince her mind? Please my sister I'm very sorry to say this, if you have tried all your possible best to get the approval of your family and didnt succide I beg you let that marriage go, pray that God should give you a partner that will be cherished by everyone. I know that it is not that easy sha! but just try you must surely get over it, in this world, nothing is too good nor too bad depending on the area you looked about it, after all the beautiful ones they said are not yet born, meaning that there is nothing that is the best thing in this world, and nothing now will happen in this world that had never happened before. Once again I pray that God will come right away to intervene in that your case.
Good luck!
Total crap abeg, its like your parents telling you that all Hausa men are Boko Haram and therefore you must not marry a Hausa man. I can't count the number of peeps that followed your kind of advise and are now cheating on their spouses cos they married who they felt would please their family members and dumped the ones they wanted to marry.
PoliticsRe: Eko Ile: let Me Show You By Musiwa by Woodpecker(m): 10:16am On Jun 18, 2013
I've said before that this op is a confirmed crase person but them no believe me. Yaba Left make una come carry una market oo!
RomanceRe: PLEASE Nairalanders, I Need Your HELP!! by Woodpecker(m): 10:14pm On Jun 15, 2013
My dear brother, I wouldn't advise you to ask her out directly but I'd say you should get closer to her and try to have a bit more physical contact with (putting your hand on the small of her back, use your hand to adjust her hair etc) but never for too long bro. if she doesn't appear to mind then you have a very gd chance of getting the girl. My reason for saying this is that it subtly lets her know your intentions without the words coming out of your mouth (ie she can't say no when there's no question asked). Do this for about a week, at the end of the week just tell her how much you enjoy her company and how cool you think she is but don't yarn more than that oo. Believe me if she likes you she will spill it all out. Enjoy
RomanceRe: Main Reason Naija Babes Are In A Relationship by Woodpecker(m): 4:55pm On Jun 06, 2013
lol, Lefulefu don come again oo
PoliticsRe: A Must Watch For Every Nigerians by Woodpecker(m): 11:21am On May 31, 2013
All those NLers who open their big mouths and talk evil about naija should watch this. We need to stop running down this country with our mouths in the eyes of the international community.
FamilyRe: Can First Time Sex Be Dis Painful? Or Too Tight Vagina by Woodpecker(m): 2:13pm On May 30, 2013
alutacontinua: Phew! The way people just come here and give diagnosis really baffles me a lot. You don't even know nothing about the case and just like that, IT'S VAGISMUS!

op, look at that 1st comment again, go by that! If that doesn't work, see a doctor. Can't imagine what ur hubby is going through now, after how many months of waiting. lipsrsealed undecided
I wouldn't give that opinion if I wasn't certain abt it, I've heard and read about several cases like this. Its a fairly common condition and pls note that its nt a disease so its nt like there are drugs she can use. Its jst an involuntary tightening of the vaginal muscles pre-intimacy. i'm sure she has tried prolonged fore-play and lubricant before she came here (if she hasn't i'd advice her to do that first) that's why it came to mind so quickly.
FamilyRe: Can First Time Sex Be Dis Painful? Or Too Tight Vagina by Woodpecker(m): 1:29pm On May 30, 2013
Hi,
Ur condition is called Vagismus. Don't have too many details abt it so u can google it, I jst watched a documentary on and I can tell u that seeing a qualified psychotherapist will do the trick.
good luck
PoliticsRe: 4 years: What Wrong With You People, Bridges Built By Ondo State Govt by Woodpecker(m): 9:20am On May 03, 2013
baynix: Musiwa Abi Wetin Be Ur Lame? huh

Dat Ur Last Video Is School Of Environmental (SET Building) At FUTA!!

U Are Really High On Menstrual Blood Aswear!! undecided undecided
Don't mind him, FUTA is a federal school so GEJ should be hailed
*this musiwa guy sef dey kolo no be small*
FamilyRe: African In America Reacts To Stolen Tv (video ) by Woodpecker(m): 12:43pm On Apr 23, 2013
The guy try small
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by Woodpecker(m): 2:23pm On Feb 18, 2013
THANK THE LORD, HIS MERCIES ENDURETH FOREVER.
SportsRe: Malian Angered Over Loss To Nigeria - Says Nigerians Played Like Computers-video by Woodpecker(m): 4:22pm On Feb 08, 2013
THIS IS TOO FUNNY MEEEHHHHNNNN, WHY E NO DEY FRONT PAGE? IF TO SAY NA TONTO NOW.......
CrimeRe: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by Woodpecker(m): 12:04pm On Jan 29, 2013
redcliff: NA wa . death just smells everywhere in this country
YOu have car, you die by accident.

you dont have car, on coming ones crush you

you are in your safe haven( your home) an airplane crashes into your building.

Lord come quickly and all these should just end..Its so tiring.
Harare is in Zimbabwe not Nigeria
PoliticsRe: The Politics Of Cement Pricing May Prevent Many Nigerians From Building A House by Woodpecker(m): 1:50pm On Jan 23, 2013
gbosaa: Quit the long sermon.

What is the current price of a 50kg bag?
N1,900 retail
PoliticsRe: The Politics Of Cement Pricing May Prevent Many Nigerians From Building A House by Woodpecker(m): 1:48pm On Jan 23, 2013
Its hard to find serious faults in ur article, nice one bro.

front page abegi
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Using My Mom For Money Help by Woodpecker(m): 4:11pm On Jan 22, 2013
Hold up a second,
You come to a ngerian forum, insult my beloved country by saying we're obsessed with money and you expect us to help you by giving you advice?
Gerrrrrooooouuuuuutttt!!!
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Singer-waje Warns Stalker To Let Her Be-details by Woodpecker(m): 12:36pm On Jan 21, 2013
OK NOTED









FIRST TO ...........









Bleep IT- "COMMENT"
FashionRe: Long Lasting Perfume by Woodpecker(m): 9:47am On Dec 23, 2012
CK EUPHORIA, A VERY LONG LASTING ONE
FamilyRe: Man Dies After Dancing Gangnam Style by Woodpecker(m):
RIP BRUV















NB- FIRST TO COMMENT *DANCES GANGNAM STYLE*
RomanceRe: Gone, Baby Gone... by Woodpecker(m): 5:33pm On Sep 06, 2012
^^^ or else what?
RomanceRe: Gone, Baby Gone... by Woodpecker(m): 5:21pm On Sep 06, 2012
Abeg ooo free the OP,
the price of g**ri jst went up cos of this post tongue
RomanceRe: Leading To Marriage by Woodpecker(m): 8:16am On Nov 21, 2010
u're the reason guys like me have lost faith in love,
my advice is follow ur heart. i know someone that was in a similar situation and i can tell u she regrets nt waitin for the younger guy that "wasnt yet ready".
PropertiesRe: Need Building Material Suppliers Asap by Woodpecker(m): 6:23pm On Sep 03, 2009
i could do the full trailer for N1,000,000
PropertiesRe: Need Building Material Suppliers Asap by Woodpecker(m): 9:21pm On Sep 02, 2009
i have gravel @ 150,000 for 30 tonnes; reinforcement @ 155,000 per tonne for any of the sizes;
cement @ 1700 per bag or 1,020,000 for a full trailer (600 bags)
my no is 07025010867
PropertiesRe: Need Building Material Suppliers Asap by Woodpecker(m): 9:20pm On Sep 02, 2009
i have gravel @ 150,000 for 30 tonnes; reinforcement @ 155,000 per tonne for any of the sizes;
cement @ 1700 per bag or 1,020,000 for a full trailer (600 bags)
PropertiesRe: Fha Liberty Estate- Lugbe, Abuja Now Selling by Woodpecker(op): 5:31pm On Aug 24, 2009
@LAX89
theres no need to worry about its authenticity, u can simply inquire @ the FHA offices in Abuja and they'll confirm it for u.
PropertiesFha Liberty Estate- Lugbe, Abuja Now Selling by Woodpecker(op): 6:15pm On Aug 21, 2009
THE FEDERAL HOUSING AUTHORITY IN CONJUCTION WITH DEEP REACH LTD, ZINCPACE LTD, GT HOMES, & DIYA FATIMILEHIN OFFER FOR SALE 50 UNITS OF 3BDRM BUNGALOW @ N13m EACH LOCATED @ THE FHA LIBERTY ESTATE LUGBE, ABUJA.
FACILITIES INCLUDE;
BOREHOLE, STREETLIGHTING, PAVED ROADS, ETC
TITLE: FHA DEED OF ASSIGNMENT
INTERESTED BUYERS SHOULD CONTACT DEEP REACH LTD: 07025010867

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