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django1: FUTA get hopeGreat Futarian!!! |
If you look closely at the first and third pix you will notice a hijab wearing alhaja. I wonder what part of PH she comes from. |
Chidera Favour: This is very serious, but have you ever bothered to know why your late mum warned that none of you should get married to Imo people? I think that there must be a good reason for that, to the extent of appearing to your younger sister in a dream. Please am not saying that your family are 100% correct for not letting you marry your dream man but where a child is pointing to while crying either his father or mother must be there. In marriage some times, parents expecially the mum plays a great part in approving life partner, if your mum is not in support of your chosing partner try your possible best to get her convinced because if you ignore her, the marriage is 70% sure of hiting the rock. Now your mum is no more and she is not in support of the marriage, where can you see her to convince her mind? Please my sister I'm very sorry to say this, if you have tried all your possible best to get the approval of your family and didnt succide I beg you let that marriage go, pray that God should give you a partner that will be cherished by everyone. I know that it is not that easy sha! but just try you must surely get over it, in this world, nothing is too good nor too bad depending on the area you looked about it, after all the beautiful ones they said are not yet born, meaning that there is nothing that is the best thing in this world, and nothing now will happen in this world that had never happened before. Once again I pray that God will come right away to intervene in that your case.Total crap abeg, its like your parents telling you that all Hausa men are Boko Haram and therefore you must not marry a Hausa man. I can't count the number of peeps that followed your kind of advise and are now cheating on their spouses cos they married who they felt would please their family members and dumped the ones they wanted to marry. |
I've said before that this op is a confirmed crase person but them no believe me. Yaba Left make una come carry una market oo! |
My dear brother, I wouldn't advise you to ask her out directly but I'd say you should get closer to her and try to have a bit more physical contact with (putting your hand on the small of her back, use your hand to adjust her hair etc) but never for too long bro. if she doesn't appear to mind then you have a very gd chance of getting the girl. My reason for saying this is that it subtly lets her know your intentions without the words coming out of your mouth (ie she can't say no when there's no question asked). Do this for about a week, at the end of the week just tell her how much you enjoy her company and how cool you think she is but don't yarn more than that oo. Believe me if she likes you she will spill it all out. Enjoy |
lol, Lefulefu don come again oo |
All those NLers who open their big mouths and talk evil about naija should watch this. We need to stop running down this country with our mouths in the eyes of the international community. |
alutacontinua: Phew! The way people just come here and give diagnosis really baffles me a lot. You don't even know nothing about the case and just like that, IT'S VAGISMUS!I wouldn't give that opinion if I wasn't certain abt it, I've heard and read about several cases like this. Its a fairly common condition and pls note that its nt a disease so its nt like there are drugs she can use. Its jst an involuntary tightening of the vaginal muscles pre-intimacy. i'm sure she has tried prolonged fore-play and lubricant before she came here (if she hasn't i'd advice her to do that first) that's why it came to mind so quickly. |
Hi, Ur condition is called Vagismus. Don't have too many details abt it so u can google it, I jst watched a documentary on and I can tell u that seeing a qualified psychotherapist will do the trick. good luck |
baynix: Musiwa Abi Wetin Be Ur Lame?Don't mind him, FUTA is a federal school so GEJ should be hailed *this musiwa guy sef dey kolo no be small* |
The guy try small |
THANK THE LORD, HIS MERCIES ENDURETH FOREVER. |
THIS IS TOO FUNNY MEEEHHHHNNNN, WHY E NO DEY FRONT PAGE? IF TO SAY NA TONTO NOW....... |
redcliff: NA wa . death just smells everywhere in this countryHarare is in Zimbabwe not Nigeria |
gbosaa: Quit the long sermon.N1,900 retail |
Its hard to find serious faults in ur article, nice one bro. front page abegi |
Hold up a second, You come to a ngerian forum, insult my beloved country by saying we're obsessed with money and you expect us to help you by giving you advice? Gerrrrrooooouuuuuutttt!!! |
OK NOTED FIRST TO ........... Bleep IT- "COMMENT" |
CK EUPHORIA, A VERY LONG LASTING ONE |
RIP BRUV NB- FIRST TO COMMENT *DANCES GANGNAM STYLE* |
^^^ or else what? |
Abeg ooo free the OP, the price of g**ri jst went up cos of this post ![]() |
u're the reason guys like me have lost faith in love, my advice is follow ur heart. i know someone that was in a similar situation and i can tell u she regrets nt waitin for the younger guy that "wasnt yet ready". |
i could do the full trailer for N1,000,000 |
i have gravel @ 150,000 for 30 tonnes; reinforcement @ 155,000 per tonne for any of the sizes; cement @ 1700 per bag or 1,020,000 for a full trailer (600 bags) my no is 07025010867 |
i have gravel @ 150,000 for 30 tonnes; reinforcement @ 155,000 per tonne for any of the sizes; cement @ 1700 per bag or 1,020,000 for a full trailer (600 bags) |
@LAX89 theres no need to worry about its authenticity, u can simply inquire @ the FHA offices in Abuja and they'll confirm it for u. |
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