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RomanceRe: Dont boarder i have deleted the post by Woodpecker(m): 9:21pm On Feb 20, 2009
been there before guy
free her before u get caught up and then the guy comes back cos believe me she go forget u faster than anything
RomanceRe: Canadian Girl Trying To Understand Nigerian Man by Woodpecker(m): 1:38am On Feb 20, 2009
yep u just described one of us, enjoy ur wonderfully crafted gift to the world- "the nigerian man"
RomanceRe: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied by Woodpecker(m): 9:46pm On Feb 17, 2009
cant live with em, cant live without em.
their wahala too much and e no dey end
RomanceRe: My Girl Jilted Me On Valentine's Day! by Woodpecker(m): 4:14pm On Feb 16, 2009
guy, i'd strongly advise u to let her go. its definitely not goin to be easy but with time u'll get over her. i've been through worse believe and cos of that i've learned to hope 4 the best but expect the worst in women. fucking up is their way, the ones that try to prove stubborn , ie independent women, are usually the worst.
best u could do is get drunk as hell tonite, and for the next 3 days infact, and then start flirting with new and interesting girls. u'll be over her in 2 wks max, believe me it works like magic.
FamilyRe: Meet Nigeria's Miss Virginity by Woodpecker(m): 3:55pm On Feb 16, 2009
U only have to look @ their wo-wo faces to know y they're still virgins, its obviously due to a lack of opportunities. grin
RomanceRe: In love with my Ex, but I am married by Woodpecker(m): 3:33pm On Feb 13, 2009
madam u never divorce the guy?
no gock ya sef o, follow ur heart abegi o.
Oba o le pe meeji
RomanceRe: In love with my Ex, but I am married by Woodpecker(m): 11:04pm On Feb 11, 2009
dear poster,
i would strongly advise u 2 follow ur heart, a lot of readers would disagree and even myself would have too if i had not been in a similar situation. i'm a guy and i know that i'd rather be alone than be married to a woman whose heart wasnt in it. the truth is that 5yrs from now when u are living in regret that u stayed with a cheating husband none of these readers will be there to support u, i cant say that ur ex will be better as i obviously do not know him but i can tell u this; u will never regret following ur heart. from what u've said u've tried to make ur marriage work which is all anyone can expect from u considerin ur husband's misdeeds and now u've found what has been missin all along. i beg this of u though, try 2 get a proper divorce from ur husband first before u sleep with him because even in the bible its stated that adultery is the only allowance for a divorce. i really wish u all the best and i hope u have the courage to find the happiness u have been seekin.
gd luck
Technology MarketRe: Lovely Deal For A Laptop! by Woodpecker(op): 9:18pm On Feb 11, 2009
my email add: teninchlonger@yahoo.com
phone no: 07025010867
RomanceRe: How Do Ladies In Nigeria Define Love by Woodpecker(m): 9:40pm On Feb 10, 2009
its a pity cos no matter where a girl comes from they all turn out to be money hungry.
Newly Discovered Chemical Element on Earth !!!

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : Wm
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.


!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS
Technology MarketRe: Lovely Deal For A Laptop! by Woodpecker(op): 8:26pm On Feb 10, 2009
Still Available
Technology MarketLovely Deal For A Laptop! by Woodpecker(op): 11:34pm On Feb 09, 2009
This deal is too crazy!
Brand new tear nylon Toshiba Laptop
Specs:
120Gb Hard disk
3Gb Ram
2Ghz processor
Webcam
WLAN
DVDRW
Price: N100,000
Serious buyers only
AutosRe: 1994-96 Toyota Camry For Sale ( Nigerian Used ) by Woodpecker(m): 10:16pm On Feb 09, 2009
if u'll take 400k, then u can email me on teninchlonger@yahoo.com, cash ready.
PropertiesRe: Estimated Cost Of A Storey Building by Woodpecker(m): 12:47am On Feb 07, 2009
hello,
i'm an architect that can definitely bring out ur dream home design, u can contact my email: teninchlonger@yahoo.com. i also do cost estimates for buildings breaking every little detail down for u to understand the pricing.
RomanceRe: Love Or Compatibility: Which Is More Important? by Woodpecker(m): 12:34am On Feb 07, 2009
babe i strongly advise that u follow ur heart, the fact that u are both in luv and are compatible is the most important factor and ingredient in any relationship. it is the glue that bonds u two together during the difficult times. i almost made the same mistake that u are considering making and am happy to say that it is that luv and compatiblity that has kept us together for 8yrs. we also both seemed to be heading in two different directions but our closeness set things right, the early times are always the toughest and most confusing, thats when u start to wonder if that person is really the one for u. i can tell u this with full confidence, u will never regret choosing the one u luv most. five yrs from now u'll understand.
RomanceRe: Dumped By My Girlfriend Of 7 Years by Woodpecker(m): 2:13pm On Jan 27, 2009
guy i really feel ur pain, i know what u're goin thru trust me. Just free ur mind and always remember that women are very unreliable, its just the way they are. If she couldnt bring herself to ask you what your plans are for the future then the next thing is that she runs into the arms of another guy abi? nothing do you, just pick yourself up and try as hard as u can to forget her. it wont be easy but it can be done. gd luck bro
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is It That Witches, Wizards And Demons Never Attack Atheist? by Woodpecker(m): 8:38pm On Dec 17, 2008
mo sorry fun, the only reason that non-believers are not attacked is cos there really isnt any need to attack them since they're already following the path the devil wants them to follow
RomanceRe: I Love My Husband Dearly, But I Am Attracted To My Work Colleague ! by Woodpecker(m): 9:27pm On Nov 06, 2008
Guys this thread is a year and a half old, she has probably either screwed the Nick fellow or held herself. she's probably with her husband right now so dont waste ur time here
RomanceRe: Wat Do U Advice? by Woodpecker(m): 4:12pm On Nov 04, 2008
i strongly advise that u show her that u're really sorry by doin somtin radical that will show her that u're wiling 2 do anything to get her heart back, from the way u make her look she reminds of me of mine and when i offend i usually do somtin extreme like shouting "am so sorry luv" when there are strangers around so that she'll be too touched or embarrassed not to 4give. its not onlly in the movies this stuff works
RomanceRe: Wat Do U Advice? by Woodpecker(m): 3:53pm On Nov 04, 2008
before we start accusing her of being unreasonable we should find out whether the poster was apologetic immediately he arrived at the airport, he might have also been in a bad mood at that time which is what is making her overreact. abi poster?
RomanceRe: Wat Do U Advice? by Woodpecker(m): 3:30pm On Nov 04, 2008
guy u no get any serious problem watsoever, take it from me all she needs is non-stop reassurances that she's the most important person in ur life. beg am die and after she's tired of her shakara she'll forgive u and things will be back 2 normal. then again she mite jst be tired of ur case  grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Men Like Babies? (Tidiness) by Woodpecker(m): 12:55pm On Nov 04, 2008
when my girlfriend and i lived together in school i was the one who was always arranging the room after she goes for classes or comes back, the floor was always getting littered with the contents of her make-up bag. she can be really untidy bt it comes with the package (a very wonderful package at that) so its something i can definitely live with, there are exceptions so nothing do anybody
CultureRe: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Woodpecker(m): 12:15pm On Oct 17, 2008
una doh
"the evil men do- ol boy na another man go suffer am"
CultureRe: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by Woodpecker(m): 4:00pm On Oct 16, 2008
na hail i take diwge for una, e don tey wey i dey wait make this kain thing happen for this place.
CultureRe: Tips On Dating A Nigerian Man by Woodpecker(m): 2:08pm On Oct 16, 2008
ikeyman00:
shilings why wasting your time on people that think they know when they dnt know nothing for holy god 'sake! complexity wahala? do u know that our african people hates nigerians so much that when before they travel to overseas, they are usually cauton or warned not to bring back a Nigerian man as their patner

some people with their dubious character, something will never change
guy if u hate us why the f**k are u spending so much of ur precious time in a purely naija site? oh sorry i forgot u South Africans have such a high unemployment rate and am pretty sure that u're one of them black guys that calls those oyingbo oppressors "boss" or "master"
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Relies On Me For His Financial Needs by Woodpecker(m): 10:10am On Sep 26, 2008
quote author=princekevo link=topic=174453.msg2856366#msg2856366 date=1222416301]
I have critically thought about this story,i discovered it's jst as one of those stories from Nollywood.Giving us a story not minding that adults like us would definitely read it and critically analyse it.Like i said on my first post i know ur type.You only give us ur own version of the story and not the complete story jst to get sympathy from people here or probably make yourself look great as You do on the case of ur inlaws.Whom i pitty is the poor boy because You brought him to the whole Nigerian public to disgarace him andand his family probably You will still go back to him tonight and sleep on thesame bed with him and even have sex with him.That is wht make You a hypocrites.From every indication the relationships is not based on love but benefits.An if that is the case i believe that they must be a time this guy was the bread winner,i believed the table jst turned upside down and it came to ur turn and You r already wining about it.You cannot tell the whole furom that after knowing that from day one that ur boyfren was financial dependent and You went ahead and acepted his proposals.Be realistic to yourself and stop giving this fake stories please.You should have quitely quit the realtionship instead telling the whole world how You feed ur boyfren and his families.
[quote][/quote]babe this guy has a point, u dont love ur boyfriend thats why this issue of money is so important to u. i'm not faulting u on that its just that u're being hypocritical and its something thats quite common in babes of today. no man is perfect, at least he doesnt hit u, insult u or cheat on u. there are many girls looking a guy with a good heart and they dont care if he's a broke ass. if his financial status is so important to then dump him but dont make ur self look like a saint cos u aint.[
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Relies On Me For His Financial Needs by Woodpecker(m): 3:36pm On Sep 25, 2008
Babe am still expecting ur call, tot u'd have dumped his ass by now. Ok heres the deal, i'll do 60% u do 40%. how's that? Am still a better deal than his 1%-99 offer
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Relies On Me For His Financial Needs by Woodpecker(m): 4:40pm On Sep 24, 2008
babe i would have advised u to hang in there and be a bit patient afterall u guys always yap about equal rights and respect for women but as u stated, he's quite comfortable with the whole arrangement so i'll advise u to run. we guys are naturally proud with big egos so its very unusual for a guy to be ok with this set-up. maybe u're mistaking his attitude as being comfortable with it, i dont know, but what i feel is that u should tell ur mind and ask him what his plans for the future are. if u dont like what u hear, well u can call me (i'll give u my no later) am looking for a girl that can match me financially. lol smiley
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