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Christianity EtcRe: How To Become A Super Rich Holy Businessman by Woodpecker(m): 12:52am On Sep 15, 2008
@CGKING
pls leave this thread because it is obvious that u are in no way objective in your opinions, the poster has decided to take a bold step that few of us are willing to (especially cowardly f**ks like you). the poster's message is not literal in its meaning, if you possessed any intelligence whatsoever you would know this, his message is simply make us ask ourselves to question the motives off all the men of God that are popping out of various corners of the earth especially the prosperity preachers. the fact that the majority of today's pastors preach less about our personal salvation, dedication to the will of God and helping the less privileged, and preach more about how we can make our selves richer financially. it so sad that a lot of pastors use tithes as a sort of "blackmail" to preach salvation.
now lets be objective, which act will please God more? a billionaire donating 50million naira to his church or an average civil servant giving 50 thousand to an orphanage that really needs that money. a lot of pastors actually try to make us believe that we "buy" our salvation by paying tithes to their churches and "forgetting" to mention that we can also pay tithes by helping the needy.
its time someone spoke up about it though i wont support name calling. paulipopo ride on!
Christianity EtcRe: How To Become A Super Rich Holy Businessman by Woodpecker(m): 3:55pm On Sep 10, 2008
bodsibobo:
The starter of this thread is obviously frustrated. (I would have said sick, but for want of decency). Anyway, I've met a few of his kind before. These sort of 'seemingly well researched and well presented' outburts is a symptom of someone who has tried his hands at something and failed woefully thereby getting his fingers burnt. A few examples for you guys.

I know of a guy here who had a failed career as a financial advisor; and thereafter attacks and destroys any insurance and investment product that any company develops and markets.

Back home then I had a friend who after failing ICAN exams uncountable number of times; he thereafter sees nothing good in ICAN and attacks and destroys any chartered accountant he comes across, from the founders of the institute upto every recently qualified accountant.

When you see someone always attacking nigerians that live in the UK or US, saying they are washing plates etc, and should come back home (as in a past thread here on nairaland, NIN against NID, remember,) go and check properly and you will find out that these are frustrated guys who had been severally rejected of British and American visas.

And to Seun,

In as much as this is suppossed to be your thing and you can do whatever you like, I really think you ought to use your good office as the administrator by disallowing this thread henceforth. I know you've shown in past threads and postings your spiritual inclination which we respect, but this is getting out of hand, do something, NOW!
OBVIOUSLY U ARE ALREADY INTO THE GAME, IF NOT WHY WOULD U TAKE THE THREAD SO PERSONAL. THE POSTER HAS TOUCHED A SIDE OF CHRISTIANITY THAT A LOT OF FOLKS THAT ATTEND ALL THESE PROSPERITY CHURCHES DONT LIKE TO HEAR. CHRISTIANITY HAS BEEN COMMERCIALISED AND NOW IS THE BEST TIME TO TACKLE THIS TREND BEFORE WE START HEARING ABOUT RECAPITALISATION AND MERGERS GOING ON IN THE "CHURCH INDUSTRY"
PropertiesRe: Deal Of A Lifetime-12 Plots For Sale In Akoka, Yaba. by Woodpecker(op): 3:33pm On Sep 10, 2008
you can also contact me on these numbers: 08087182313, 08027173936
RomanceRe: How To Win Her Back? by Woodpecker(m): 12:33pm On Sep 10, 2008
spikedcylinder:
And now he wants to come back for some more blood. undecided undecided
yes ma! as it is if she takes him back she'll never trust him again believe trust is very fragile. she'll probably do her own back
RomanceRe: How To Win Her Back? by Woodpecker(m): 12:08pm On Sep 10, 2008
luvli:
@ poster
guy you're an egocentric jerk!!!

in the girl's shoes, u will be good riddance to bad rubbish
i cant blame the guy, the same thing happened to @ least 3 guys i know. girls of nowadays are mean, cold hearted and calculating. its kill or be killed in today's relationships. he simply drew first blood
RomanceRe: How To Win Her Back? by Woodpecker(m): 11:32am On Sep 10, 2008
the only mistake the poster made in my opinion is not securing a new girlfriend before dumping the old one.u dont sell ur ferrari to starting jumping bus before buying a hummer.
Christianity EtcRe: How To Become A Super Rich Holy Businessman by Woodpecker(m): 3:52pm On Sep 09, 2008
ITS GOOD 2 SEE THAT PEOPLE HAVE STARTED TO NOTICE THE GRADUAL DECLINE OF CHRISTIANITY IN THIS PRESENT AGE OF MATERIALISM, IS IT WHEN YOU HAVE "REDEMPTION MINISTRIES PLC" THAT WE WILL START TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PEOPLE WILL START BUYING SHARES OF CHURCH VERY SOON, MARK MY WORDS. IMAGINE THIS;

OPENING PRICE CLOSING PRICE NO OF STOCK TRADED
REDEMPTION MINISTRIES PLC 121.33 127.64 63517300

FOOD FOR THOUGHT FELLAS!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NYSC: Which Amongst These Banks Should I Serve With? by Woodpecker(m): 1:14pm On Sep 09, 2008
are you serving in lagos? if you are i'm sorry to inform you that your offers of employment dont mean a thing. i'm currently serving in lagos ( batch a) and all of us that were offered bank employments before camp were not posted to those banks no matter the connections we had ( there was actually a guy that a bank manager personally came to see the state coordinator about and since the coordinator is a well known crase man he had the boy posted to the same local govt as the nysc secretariat.) its only prayers that can help you, and of course try to make friends with the nysc staff in camp cos they're the ones with the power to get you posted wherever. gd luck
TV/MoviesRe: Which Movie Character Would You Play? by Woodpecker(m): 9:27pm On Sep 03, 2008
any porn star!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Can Your Man Kiss Your Feet? by Woodpecker(m): 2:42pm On Sep 02, 2008
there are pervs in this joint
FamilyRe: Your Wife Or Your Extended Family by Woodpecker(m): 12:04pm On Sep 02, 2008
wife ko! a wife u can divorce, ur family u cannot. family is forever
FamilyRe: Your Wife Or Your Extended Family by Woodpecker(m): 3:08pm On Sep 01, 2008
ideally my wife should come first, but we're not in an ideal world are we?
LiteratureRe: Why Do Ladies Like To Read Romance Novels? by Woodpecker(m): 11:19pm On Aug 26, 2008
[color=#550000][/color][/font][font=Lucida Sans Unicode] i thaink God for giving us the initiative 2 start this thread oh, my sister has been an addict for almost 20yrs. right now i'm currently googling rehabs that handle such cases. i still cant understand how an adult in her right senses will read over 800 romances all with the same damn story line. girl meets guy, girl thinks guy is an a-hole, guy does something nice (i.e. saves her life or gives her a good roll in the hay) then girl falls in love with guy and they live happily ever after. personally i think it makes babes lose touch with reality and creates serious problems 4 guys cos they expect us to act like those impersonal tall, dark and handsome zombies. and they always make the girls look so down to earth and real with their various faults and issues. ok i confess i was also an addict but i've long been delivered. Praise The Lord!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Woodpecker(m): 4:43pm On Aug 26, 2008
Wenger's stubbornness and pride will destroy our precious club!!!!!!!!!!! The whole world knows what the problem is but he's too damn proud to admit that his system is not working anymore
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Woodpecker(m): 2:59pm On Aug 22, 2008
Cesc04:
Dude I must confess that going through the bunkum you spew for the sake of argument, its easy to decipher that you possess a completely quixotic mind. seeing that its only a character with a formidable low IQ that fails to realise that AW's got it all wrong with silvestre's transfer what more can I say xcept am not surprised at your unintelligent outbursts.

You can not honestly boast to back AW more than yours sincerley, that am perfectly sure of.but when he makes a complete monkey of himself, we should be able to tell him so prof or not he may be.

If he knew it possible to bend his rules of refusing to offer players above 30 more than a year contract, why let the likes of pires and bertie go? These are peeps that could have easily offered the backboned stability he seeks. Andlike I have said lots of times since silvestre came on board, I can list a dozen players who would have been perfect for the role he's to play in the squard and cheap too!

If that wasnt good reason enough to frown at silvestre's transfer, why in the name of common sence should he sign an injury prone player, seeing that our treatment table is alwaz littered with 'em. In case in your complete ignorance you are unaware of this fact, your french brother silvestre is out injured already with muscle complaints and wont feature vs fulham. Is that how he's going to aid our quest for the EPL crown.

Look, I suggest you get off you bloody high horse and smell the coffee.some of these transfers don't add zilch to our prospects, and if it takes moi to point it out to le prof and his band of bloody sycophants,so be it. I wonder how much you get paid for arse licking anywaz. grin grin
well said bro, couldnt have said it better myself. am so tired of all these mediocre fans that are willing to accept any crap that the prof brings to us, we should be able to resist such impositions upon us. no more "buy one get two free" players. its no coincidence he was given the jersey number stained by the ignoramus pascal cygan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Woodpecker(m): 2:45pm On Aug 22, 2008
tkb417:
na wa o
the way you people are producing tadpoles on this thread is at an alarming rate
who is iron/woodpecker or what the f'ck is his handle?

nyways, its allowed.
MR TKB417 OR IS IT TOTAL KUNT BITCH 417, IF MY STATEMENT APPLIES 2 U THEN F**K OFF AND IF IT DOESNT THEN U'RE A DISGRACE. EITHER WAY U'RE AN ASS WIPE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Woodpecker(m): 1:07pm On Aug 22, 2008
this thread is for gunners only not gunner wannabes or is your understanding of the simple english used in the topic as poor as your choice of clubs?
also, this goes to the miserable excuse for human beings they call man utd fans; stay the f**k away from this thread and go form yours or do you lack initiative like your sorry ass manager, alex faggotson, does?
gunners for life men, can i get witness?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Woodpecker(m): 12:59pm On Aug 22, 2008
this thread is for gunners only not gunner wannabes or is your understanding of the simple english used in the topic as poor as your choice of clubs?
also, this goes to the miserable excuse for human beings they call man utd fans; stay the f**k away from this thread and go form yours or do you lack initiative like your sorry ass manager, alex faggotson, does?
gunners for life men, can i get witness?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Woodpecker(m): 10:11am On Aug 22, 2008
wenger yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Woodpecker(m): 8:58am On Aug 22, 2008
fabregas ke?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Woodpecker(m): 5:13pm On Aug 19, 2008
adebayor is the only player that has a "missed chance celebration", he puts both hands on his head @ least ten times every match
SportsRe: Argetina (3) Vs Brazil (0) In Beijing Olympics 2008 by Woodpecker(m): 4:54pm On Aug 19, 2008
arise o compatriots!!!!!!!!!
naija 4 life
dream team carry go
SportsRe: Argetina (3) Vs Brazil (0) In Beijing Olympics 2008 by Woodpecker(m): 4:34pm On Aug 19, 2008
dyabman u're probably jst a frustrated dutchman. sorry u guys had 2 leave the torny so soon chap. pele gan
PropertiesDeal Of A Lifetime-12 Plots For Sale In Akoka, Yaba. by Woodpecker(op): 4:02pm On Aug 19, 2008
AN ESTATE AGENCY HAS 12 PLOTS OF LAND FOR SALE IN AKOKA, YABA NEAR UNILAG. ITS GREAT FOR A MINI ESTATE, PRIMARY SCHOOL OR STUDENT HOSTEL. IF INTERESTED PLEASE CALL 08056102619. DOCUMENTS AVAILABLE INCLUDE; REGISTERED CONVEYANCE, DEED OF ASSIGNMENT & SURVEY PLAN. SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY PLS. THANK YOU
Jokes EtcRe: Obj's Accident by Woodpecker(m): 11:13am On Aug 19, 2008
i believe say the reason why them save am be say them think say na one innocent baboon wey dey drown. abi you think say any man ready risk im life save that guy
Jokes EtcRe: Mend Recruits! by Woodpecker(m): 3:59pm On Aug 18, 2008
PEOPLE U SHOULDN'T BE WAISTING UR PRECIOUS TIME TALKING ABOUT MEND RECRUITMENT WHEN AL QUAEDA IS LOOKING FOR EXPERIENCED SUICIDE BOMBERS TO WORK IN IRAQ. SEND CVs TO mrbinladen@alquaeda.org
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Immoral For Christian Women To Wear Thong Underwear? by Woodpecker(m): 2:22pm On Aug 18, 2008
i know a babe serving time in jail for letting her thongs show in the middle-east, she's lcky 2 still be alive. dem 4 stone am ehn,
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Immoral For Christian Women To Wear Thong Underwear? by Woodpecker(m): 1:20pm On Aug 18, 2008
abi o!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Immoral For Christian Women To Wear Thong Underwear? by Woodpecker(m): 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2008
I THINK THERES SOMETHING WE SHOULD LOOK @ WHILE WE'RE ON THIS TOPIC, "MEN'S THONGS" FAMOUSLY WORN BY SPORTS STARS LIKE KOBE AND C. RONALDO. ARE THEY ALSO IMMORAL?

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