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Hello, Nigerian police force? As you're making vows, do well to extend it to areas that an average Nigerian thinks you all needs to spotlight.

Funny thread in this no gree for anybody it's ironic that some set of Landers don't want to agree with the OP postulations .

tnerro1:
Am only fvcking 12 times this year, so I can’t comment to avoid temptation

How many rounds in every single time Sir?

Spiderman is super broke. He should have been a bat man. G pulls up in mad cars.

Zuby igbonile! Weldon great man

Uncle96:
Met a cute, tall and clean churchy/ homely looking girl last month in Osun state , she came with a little bit of curves, booty to be precise. She's 23 and has a nice and mature sense of humour. I told her straight Im not looking for dating or love. Lets just make each other happy ways we both like. I meant sex and she understood..... long story shortt


This girl is super neat and smells nice down there with a very fine skin. When we both getting each other naked in the middle of a crazy intense romance, I waas thinking to myself that Imma damage this cute innocent girl with my monster coo**rk coz im quite huge down there. Her look was innocent but boody banging and mean. Bruhhh when the sex started.

I was hitting her heavy with this huge roaster and back to back like the needles on taliors machine hits clothes with thread attached for like 1hr, and a few mints rest and position changing inbetween .. no girl has ever survived those hits with me, they usually cum hard and pull out of beg me to stoop. She took them all while moaning in so much pleasure instead of begging for mercy.

I did my best, but the sex kept going on and on till the point I was struggling to catch my breath. She horridly siwtched position and got ontop riding me instead.. she fck**d me for so long had to beg her to lets take a break. I never got back to the sex.... after that day.! She was like this was her best ever sex that we should try again in a few days.

Deep down I knew what I went through just to please her to some extent . I came 3 times during the session and she still wanted to continue .Couldnt go through it again. I might perform less next time so ive just been avoiding her cos her energy was mad .. i was literally the one that got fcked.

Boy! You delivered handsomely.

Uncle96:
Ure hunting what im running from.. the last girl I had a few days ago almost took my lifee.

I started avoiding her

Share story sir

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Hamzashaf99:
Is this still on? Let me use my leigedez Benz for something.

Tried twice but can't install the app on my phone... Are you successful with it ?

Hamzashaf99:
is it sweat coin or sweat walker

Please, is this still on ?

iLegendd:
Same to you.

Hey there, I was in that What'sapp group of people where arbitrage was the thing. Does it work presently? I'm looking more income for myself.

The evil that men do lives with them

AlhajiCSO:


observe the yam properly you'll discover that some have burns around it.
these are probably whatever left from those yam fulani herdsmen burnt when they attacked the Benue people around last week or so.
the owner is just selling it off to avoid it rotting and to survive idp.
pathetic for Benue people.
e no go better for fulani herdsmen
e no go better for Tinubu.

You're funny AF

This is the period when Yam is dirty cheap in Benue Axis... Ever heard of Zaki ibiam ? perhaps that's where Op got his? Well, yesterday I passed through Benue and stopped somewhere in agatu. I bought something like what's in the picture.

At first I felt I bought it so cheap o. however seeing these pictures I feel like I was robbed. And that's because I bought it along the road. Op has his own car and can go down to real time traders not along the road sellers.

Mine was 5 mighty Yam rubbers for 2500 because I was on commercial bus. Very beautiful yams I Kid you not... Have you seen a bag of oranges? Did you know you can get one for 500 in Benue? Do you think "food basket of the Nation" their motto is a joke? My friend my friend.

Yours sincerely participated on two occasions, herein two ladies would be fighting over shits only themselves know about. It's no ordinary fight because bloods would be spilled like it's water, clothes torn to shreds bringing to fore and bare eyes fresh parts of sensitive womanly and feminine body.

Succulent breasts shaking in fierce gear like an airplane in turbulence. Natural or artificial hairdos yanked off like feathers. Bombom gyrating beneath, brings to the mostly men viewers' or onlookers mindset, nothing but to separate and stop the damnnn fight.

Off they set to help these two girls.

Nobody asks or perhaps try to ascertain the cause of the fracas but where their hands rushes in would do better communication.

One hands goes for the girl. That one who's heavily breasted and what the hell does the hand do?

It's swiftly buried in her territorial integrity. The bra or no bra region. Pressing it with intense pressure is what the hand does. The nipples suffers in these hands

Add more pressure. And more pressure. Harder and harder.

Others goes for the Yansh.

It's free for men who's "last seen " for yansh was perhaps years ago. Now they attack the female parts while the fight is still on.

The boys, men, and others press, handle or should I say manhandle, and squeeze the two ass cheeks to their maximum enjoyment and utter satisfaction.


They only ( fight) stop when the males becomes more wicked with the hands and fingers going deeper and dem ladies moaning in agony not pleasure.

Nobody signals them to peace truce because that which is dear, and not to be given away or seen is cheaply and freely now open for all to have unrestricted access ...

They can't hold anybody responsible because boy! strange sperms could hit and penetrate them.

People still gonna knack and be knacked
Crime still gonna be committed

victorazy:
Ohio children can be intelligent. They may come from poor background BUT they are so resilient & determine especially on IT

Your source or personal experience?

I am the one who gave you that one like. So I wanna know

Just give yourself a Chinese name, download some Chinese rap songs and sing/vibe along. Watch some Chinese emotional movies and cry in Chinese. Afterwards walk towards the Chinese embassy and look them bang in the eyes and demand they give you VISA.

Afterwards? But this case was an eagle. The next day saw her children, vicious EFCC agents, stormed my apartment, hacked down my door and went ahead to make hurricane Katrina passed through my room .

Graduate and you'll not still see work in Nigeria.

Stand ten toes and keep your heads up

Mind

lampido22:
keep at least 1m for everything in her 1st year

Okay. Thanks Chief.

lampido22:
iyienu school of nursing ogidi anambra

I want to send my baby sister there. The fees, how much does it cost?

Has Guinness book of records being contacted yet? So the floodgates of longest cake crase themed cake-A- thon would be forced open by good people of Nigerian.

If you check

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