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AutosRe: Neatly Used Mercedes Benz C240 And Duty Going For #1.650m by Woodshot: 1:06am On Dec 17, 2023
Nobi Shallipopi car be this ?
Foreign AffairsRe: Inflation Forces Turkey’s Central Bank Chief To Move In With Parents by Woodshot: 7:24pm On Dec 16, 2023
grin

Dey Play my fans . Just dey play central bank governor
Car TalkRe: Does The Police Force Has The Jurisdiction To Ask For Driver's License? by Woodshot: 4:28pm On Dec 16, 2023
Crumbian:
Well...


I've seen American films where policemen ask for "license and registrations"
grin

The Hollywood movies I saw had the cops asking for "license and registrations" and letting you go away when you've I.D yourself. Unlike their Nigerian counterparts where they would mostly demand for bribe before letting you go.
CelebritiesRe: Portable & Pasuma Shutdown Celestial Church As They Rain Money After Performance by Woodshot: 4:17pm On Dec 16, 2023
grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Share Your Music Player History For 2023 by Woodshot: 6:42am On Dec 16, 2023
bluefilm:
Mtcheeewww angry

People get time sef
angry

I can't imagine life without music. It's therapeutic!

Sweet melody, Soul healing lyrics, and cadence with underlying passion that picks and takes you from a point of super low to climax. where you feel you're soaring in the angelic clouds, leaving all worries behind and end up feeling high as you see more reason to forge ahead with a sweet smile painted on your face.
PoliticsRe: NSCDC Promotes Shem Obafiaye To Deputy Commandant-General by Woodshot: 6:35pm On Dec 15, 2023
This promotion is a hit back to back!
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Return To Lagos, Abduct Two, Demand N500m Ransom by Woodshot: 3:49pm On Dec 15, 2023
Wild Wild West

1)If you are broke you're in trouble.
2) If you are rich you're in trouble.

I for one would still prefer no 2 twice on Friday evening because problem no dey finish.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Quit This Work. by Woodshot: 3:44pm On Dec 15, 2023
Change is the only thing constant and life's a struggle. If you feel you need a change then bro you need a change. If you feel it's time to move on then it's time to move on.
RomanceRe: How Did You Meet Your Foreign Partner by Woodshot: 11:26am On Dec 15, 2023
grin
IslamRe: Less Than 90 Days To Ramadan: Have You Made Up For Your Missed Fasts? by Woodshot: 9:49am On Dec 15, 2023
grin
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Did Not Collapse At His Birthday Event - Senate, Media Aide by Woodshot:
You know he fainted when they come out to refute. He got easy and express acesss to state of the art health care and would warmly be taken care of in any part of the world... So nobody should be worried.

The main issue at hand; the numbers of our country men and women fainting on a daily with zero succour, help, relieve, and access to health care... So everyone should be worried.
PoliticsRe: Former Anambra Governor, Chukwuemeka Ezeife Is Dead by Woodshot: 8:15am On Dec 15, 2023
These days got The state government busy giving state funeral to past governors with state funds.
PoliticsRe: Rivers: George Kelly-Alabo, Chinwenwo Aguma resign as Commissioners by Woodshot: 8:20pm On Dec 14, 2023
Can someone press the "fast forward" button ?? All these scenes are becoming stale, dull, uninteresting,and predictable.
TV/MoviesRe: Blood Vessel: Ratings And Review by Woodshot: 6:12pm On Dec 14, 2023
cheesy
RomanceRe: Why The Craze About Female Boobs? by Woodshot: 4:36pm On Dec 14, 2023
Isaiah 66:11

That ye may suck, and be satisfied with the breasts of her consolations; that ye may milk out, and be delighted with the abundance of her glory.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Prices To Fall With PH Refinery Restart In January – Stakeholders by Woodshot: 4:26pm On Dec 13, 2023
Audio price fall.

Comedy channel is Nigeria
PoliticsRe: 20 German Firms Move To Begin Operations In Nigeria by Woodshot: 4:25pm On Dec 13, 2023
Audio movement
PoliticsRe: How To Shore Up Nigeria’s Foreign Exchange, By Finance Minister Edun by Woodshot: 1:03pm On Dec 13, 2023
He's doing well.
RomanceRe: Whats The Intent Of Asking If He Or She Lives Alone Or With Parents.!!! by Woodshot: 12:41pm On Dec 13, 2023
Asking if you live alone is he/she tryna inquire if you make the rules, live on your own terms and conditions, do your own shit with no one shadowing you.
PoliticsRe: 2024 Budget: ₦‎532.5 Billion Not Enough To End Poverty In Nigeria - Betta Edu by Woodshot: 9:55am On Dec 13, 2023
She can't do with the scraps she's given. The making of a baby monsters stares at us
FoodRe: How Long Can This Last If It Were To Be In Nigeria? by Woodshot:
udede:
I remember one time a trailer load of beer falled by the road side. More than hundred guys gathered and drank beer till day break. I won't mention the state. Nigeria get as e be
You don't need to mention the state because I for one think shit happens in almost all states where alcohol sales are high.

On multiple occasions I have experienced first hand in Kaduna, the community is halved between two major religions, and you know their holy books preaches against stealing?

However, the crowd, Mohammed and Jesus people braved the sporadic shootings from the security stationed around the trailer and looted the consignment dry in hours.

The Moslems selectively looted whilst the Christians looted without selection. grin You gerit??

The Moslems looted only maltina and The Christians looted alcohol and the rest.

On every side of me from where I stood, I saw the very reason why developments is far from this part of the world.
RomanceRe: I Saw Some Movies And I Was Wondering If Some Things were Real by Woodshot: 9:07am On Dec 12, 2023
Please don't slap me but if you end slapping everyone here who's gonna contribute to this thread with a burning cheek ? A promising Thread but You just wanna spoil it .
PoliticsRe: Why We Defected To The APC - Rivers Lawmakers by Woodshot: 2:15pm On Dec 11, 2023
Y'all did it for what's to come . You wanna gain. You wanna help your godfather gain too. It's dog eat dog
FamilyRe: What's Your Honest Opinion About Beating Kids Like This ? by Woodshot: 2:06pm On Dec 11, 2023
Hathor5:
Barbaric.

It teaches the kid fear but not respect. It teaches to avoid punishment but not what is right and wrong and why. They lose trust in you too. And you miss plenty teaching opportunities.
The way and format African parents employed: Before subjecting them to the cane teach them the way it should be and immediately follow up with the cane.

Don't just go all in like they are animal. Before the cane give them dose of advices.
FamilyRe: Trending Video Of Nigerian Dad Being Made Up By His Daughters by Woodshot:
godofuck231:
Someone should help that poor man , he's being turned into a princess, thats something his wife cannot do , there's nothing a loving father cannot endure , imagine lion of the family don turn into doll baby
They're his kids. Believe me his presence matters a whole lot in their lives. He's there for them. The little things are the big things.
SportsRe: Salah, Osimhen Or Hakimi... Who Deserves CAF 2023 Best Player Award? by Woodshot: 2:05pm On Dec 11, 2023
Hakimi. If this is the same one whom trended sometimes this year for pulling a fast on a dirty ass gold digger then he rightly deserves the award specifically for the inspiration, motivation, and orientation he gave to Young brothers out there.
FoodRe: See The Fish I Caught At Marwa Beach Today by Woodshot: 11:21am On Dec 11, 2023
TheWinterBird:
The first fish is so pretty. What is the name?
Hippocampus
CareerRe: NTA Broadcaster, Aisha Bello Is Dead by Woodshot: 10:38am On Dec 11, 2023
This world is not my home I'm just passing through..

Welcome to the network news at 9. I am Aisha Bello and here with me is Cyril Stober.

Rest well ma'am. All the sweet memories you created is ever green
PoliticsRe: Second Crude Supply To Arrive In Three Weeks — Dangote Refinery by Woodshot: 5:35pm On Dec 10, 2023
nairalanda1:
1.The first shipment came from the Agbani oil fields...in Nigeria.

2.NNPC is supplying the next shipment from its fields

Nothing like importation
It's Agbami and operated by chevron stands strongly as one the Nigeria's Deepwater developments.
CrimeRe: Was Nigerian Student Arrested In USA For Impregnating 4 Female Police Officers? by Woodshot: 8:05am On Dec 10, 2023
grin
PoliticsRe: Dutch Biker: Police Should RELEASE These Officers IMMEDIATELY (Video) by Woodshot: 8:22pm On Dec 09, 2023
Truth is Nigerian police has replicas; models, copies, imitations, facsimile, carbon copy, duplicates, clones, spitting images of the very bad elements caught in that Dutch biker video scattered in nooks, and crannies of this corntree but yet are unknown, uncaught, loose and roaming freely.

Why they should be punished sternly, severely, and without mercy.

Recall I said they're in nooks and crannies of this corntree right?

If the beggars numbers run in let's say 500,000.police men; the handling, the very outcome of this whole Dutch biker story would have a compelling energy to either boost the number of beggars in police uniform or reduce them.

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