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TravelRe: Truck Without A Driver Kills A Woman In Anambra (Photos) by Woodshot: 2:40pm On Oct 20, 2023
May her soul rest in power
CelebritiesRe: VeryDarkMan Meets Davido & Cubana Chief Priest by Woodshot: 2:20pm On Oct 20, 2023
Nairaland is on it...up next a thread on FrontPage goes something like "verydarkman eating a dark goat"
" Verydarkman with his verywhitewoman girlfriend.
"Verydarkman surprising shits verydarkshit on a verydarknight
SportsRe: Today Is Francisca Ordega's 30th Birthday. by Woodshot: 10:46am On Oct 19, 2023
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RomanceRe: I Changed It For A Lady Who Wanted To Make Me Her Errand Boy! by Woodshot: 6:50pm On Oct 17, 2023
Maybe she could see the future and somewhere along those lines she see you becoming a delivery guy someday...
PropertiesRe: Danger! Anambra Man Builds Two-storey Building With Bamboo, Says Iron Expensive by Woodshot: 6:47pm On Oct 17, 2023
How far Na Bamboo Abi Na iron you used for decking of this floor? Normalise asking that question if you wanna live in Anambra State.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Those Corrupt Habits That Nigerians Have Accepted As Normal? by Woodshot: 2:16pm On Oct 17, 2023
maryscotland:
NEPA mandates you to fix the transformer when it's faulty with your money and still come and collect monthly bill from you.
Your comment paints the clear picture of what the section of a town that I reside is currently facing.

Water corporation incharge of water supply in Town can't fix their transformer.
Nepa is waiting for water corporation to fix the transformer...
Water Corporation is nuturing the idea of taxing the community for a new transformer.
PropertiesRe: BUA Distributors In Edo, Sokoto Start Buying Supplies at 3,500 by Woodshot: 7:11pm On Oct 16, 2023
simfrost90210:
Oh!
He's building a refinery too😯😲
I bet he's gonn' do the same too like you said!
I concretely believe he will... He's so nice oooo
Hope you used BUA cement with sharp sand for the concrete?
PoliticsRe: Resume Or Resign: Ondo PDP Gives Akeredolu 3-day Ultimatum by Woodshot: 11:21am On Oct 16, 2023
Baba wants to remain a governor but continue missing in action. And the citizens wants a governor whom is right inside the kitchen were the mighty pot of stately responsibility is boiling.

The governor to them: "just dey play" A Nigerian politician doesn't resign. The one thing that resigns them is Death.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Online English Teaching Job ($7-8 Per Hour) by Woodshot: 11:00pm On Oct 15, 2023
YourMajesty:
Okay, you and Youngsahito can drop your WhatsApp number here
Yo! This is my what's app too bro. 0 7 0 36196184
SportsRe: LASPARK And Red Bull Open Skate And BMX Park In Lagos by Woodshot: 6:09pm On Oct 14, 2023
Hope gate fee is free?.

Sorry I just observed that gate is nonexistent.

So it's just an open avenue and invitation for all and sundry to come and break legs, necks, waist, spinal cords, small and large intestine.

CEO of igbobi Orthopaedic is feeling the great vibes
EventsRe: Nigerian Man Spends 40m Naira At A Nightclub (pics/video) by Woodshot:
Hungerbad

That man came upon dirty money and his actions really explains he has been miserably living all his earthly sojourn in trenches...

He came upon fast money and if you really look at it from a different prism; he didn't sweat or worked for it.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Disvirgined A Girl? by Woodshot: 3:41pm On Oct 14, 2023
Authoreety:
I pity you
Lol. I pity you too.
RomanceRe: Tribes Whose Girls N Women Are Clean Of Formication/adulyery by Woodshot:
grin

Should I refer to you as GenZ or perhaps 2006 kid who got everything that makes life greater and flourish handed over to him on demand?

Well, since I can't see you given the anonymity of this forum better hear this! Travel. Travel. Travel.

Travel is the best form of education.

Arrange some money racks, pack your baggages and head northwards to see with your eyes how the other divide works. Their mode of life. The way they live. If you don't want to go the rural areas, stay alongside the city centres.

Here you gonna see full blooded Fulani and Hausa ladies getting messed up, fuccking the D, doing drugs, clubbing like animals, you know getting rammed and giving bulldoggie style to boys, guys, and mallams.

Religion says noway! They shouldn't do that but do they care enough? The answer is Capital No.

You might not get the clear picture just yet.

Remember we're just tryna get your caprison and golden morn head schooled and educated.

If you still got some little change left from the money you gathered for this highly educative trip, head down to any of the semi Urban centres of these cities up north that you've got in mind.

Buy some traditional apparels, the kind of clothings common there and rent an apartment... Lol.

You know we're just tryna get you educated. Rent an apartment! Start living around them and see what's behind them girls that their religion is blanketing.

Phew!

Now you're gonna see the good, bad and ugly just like the way all Nigerian tribes got their fair share.

Eschew anecdotal evidence and tilt towards the sunny, rainy, and windy reality.

Good morning.
RomanceRe: Video Of Single Ladies In Wedding Gowns Praying For A Life Partner (pics/video) by Woodshot: 2:49pm On Oct 14, 2023
This isn't a new thing!
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Disvirgined A Girl? by Woodshot: 2:46pm On Oct 14, 2023
hakeemhakeem:
Where is the guy rightiousness it's been a while he posted comments
He invited a female nairalander who seeked his help for deliverance to his abode.

I saw it with my eyes that day Most nairaland members advised her that instead of going to Mr. Righteousness she should go to Mr. Falseprophet.

In their opinions, falseprophet gonna see right through her and tell her the truth.

However, their advice fell on deaf hears because she didn't only met righteousness but seduced and seduced that man of God. Word around say she's now knocked up and the holy spirit that dwelled deep inside Mr righteousness left him for other vessel.

Mr righteousness got no grace any more. He's busy right now not in the church business but currently in Oshodi tryna prepare cos lady's almost due.

That explains less of him these days.
EducationRe: Unilorin Student Accuses One Adeboye Balogun (plato) Of Sexual Assault by Woodshot: 8:13am On Oct 14, 2023
She actually posted it here first but mods here for reasons best known to them deleted... Even Seun interacts more on X formerly twitter grin than Here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: IT Internship Opportunity by Woodshot: 4:51pm On Oct 13, 2023
How much? State your amount so people don't waste time if its not worthwhile
RomanceRe: No Bra Day, Win Three Hundred US Dollars by Woodshot: 4:39pm On Oct 13, 2023
The Man above me should drop location please grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Egg Donors Needed Urgently in Lagos by Woodshot: 4:26pm On Oct 13, 2023
I only have semi liquid egg aka sperm and if you're in dire pls send PM. But I don't sell to machines or pumps. My product goes directly to the eggs and hatches it like a hen. No forgery like BAT
IslamRe: Forgive Without Seeking Retaliation Or Revenge. by Woodshot: 1:24pm On Oct 13, 2023
Isreal don't understand forgiveness
RomanceRe: Russell Brand, One Of Many Illuminati Whores Assigned To Control Perception by Woodshot: 11:00pm On Oct 12, 2023
I get purple clothes that I wear...you go post me too?
Foreign AffairsRe: Exclusive Graphic Images From Israel By First Responders by Woodshot:
grin

If they had the presence of mind to do all that evil then should be able to receive payback with an open chest. Were they expecting a docile treatment? This people (HAMAS) are staying busy jeopardising the life of good people who doesn't buy their ideas.
CrimeRe: Crowd Cheer As Two Men Destroy Their Cars In Road Rage Incident In Lagos by Woodshot: 10:29am On Oct 12, 2023
They should do a part 2 when they I Lamborghini Aventador and the other a Bugatti
RomanceRe: My Recent Experience by Woodshot: 10:21am On Oct 12, 2023
Just put a bounty on his head and the bounty hunters gonna hand him over.

In a similar case, I lost 350$ around 2021 to one Giveter (his NL moniker). The only thing I need from him are his eye balls the day our paths crosses.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Who Embarked On A One Month Dry Fasting Finally Breaks It(video) by Woodshot:
She already is a ghost of herself and should be really thankful that luck was on her side the whole time she denied herself food.

No matter her level of fast she'd never be immuned of earthly and freshly desires. She's forever bound and will as long as she live succumb and be life time hostage of sweet wants, needs, and pleasures of life.

Medically what she did is acutely injurious to her total well being and putting her life on the line isn't a Christ thing.
CelebritiesRe: Micheal Ighodaro Weds His Jirair Ratevosian by Woodshot: 9:05pm On Oct 11, 2023
They still have to create Man and woman in their gay madness.
PoliticsRe: But Who Asked HAMAS To Invade Israel? by Woodshot: 1:29pm On Oct 09, 2023
Na me send them o. Pls make you no tell anybody o.
CrimeRe: ASP Vandi: Police Officer Who Shot Bolanle Raheem Sentenced To death by Woodshot: 1:23pm On Oct 09, 2023
sleek214:
. He should've been sentenced to 60 years imprisonment. Nigeria has not executed anybody sentenced to death by hanging since 1999.
What's the source of this information huh?
PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu Travels In Presidential Jet To Watch Polo Tournament In Kano. by Woodshot: 1:12pm On Oct 09, 2023
Was he supposed to travel by camels? Or perhaps God's is good motors or Peace transport? This isn't news worthy. It's not everything they bring to the fore you should react to. These people already got their dirty hands tightly on wealth of this nation. It's their turn to milk it dry or so they see it. Buhari sons and daughters enjoyed the presidential treatment while it lasted.
Christianity EtcRe: Free Sex Is Still Not Free by Woodshot: 11:16pm On Oct 08, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
And all of them lived miserably and died horribly. Well, it's your right to follow them and have what they had.
Lol. You live to die. Essence of life isn't necessarily your narrative. That's fact of life.

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